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(News.com.au)   A horse is a horse, of course, of course. And no-one should sleep with a horse, of course. There is no "unless" in this situation   (news.com.au) divider line 166
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2009-10-20 11:22:23 AM
And yet, just two links down the main page, there's this:

http://www.thelocal.de/society/20091020-22687.html
 
2009-10-20 11:32:01 AM
www.fiftiesweb.com

And they claim they used peanut butter to make him talk.

/Alan Young has some explaining to do
 
2009-10-20 11:33:46 AM
th00.deviantart.net

/Would like a word with anyone who farks a horse
//He's looking at you, Steve the Drunk
 
2009-10-20 11:39:44 AM
Did they stand on a big chair or something?? How did they reach the horsey hole? I guess you better be quick since a horse craps every few minutes.

Just core a hole in a mango and stick it in the microwave for 30 seconds. It's easier.
 
2009-10-20 11:40:59 AM
It was a stable relationship.
 
2009-10-20 11:42:17 AM
sprd: Did they stand on a big chair or something?? How did they reach the horsey hole? I guess you better be quick since a horse craps every few minutes.

Just core a hole in a mango and stick it in the microwave for 30 seconds. It's easier.


Bad idea, the skin of a mango has a latex that a lot of people are allergic to. use a melon of some sort I am sure there is a how to on the net.
 
2009-10-20 11:45:33 AM
He was given a one-year suspended sentence, a US$300 (AU$323) and was ordered to do eight hours of community service


This seems like an awfully light sentence for a felony.
 
2009-10-20 11:56:57 AM
From what I've heard, the worst part about having sex with a horse is that you have to keep jumping off the back to run around the front and kiss her.
 
2009-10-20 12:02:56 PM
I know this is one thread I certainly hope Gorgor keeps his distance from.
 
2009-10-20 12:08:20 PM
i19.photobucket.com
 
2009-10-20 12:13:51 PM
8.5 tailed fox: It's ok for a vampire to have sex with a girl in a movie, so is it wrong if a unicorm has a sex with a person too?

Not if it is Molly Grue
 
2009-10-20 12:17:57 PM
A horse is a horse, of course, of course. He follows a lifestyle we don't endorse. He drinks the blood of a sheep by force, the vampire horse, Count Ed.

/since it's almost Halloween
 
2009-10-20 12:18:03 PM
Whorse?
 
2009-10-20 12:23:18 PM
takesthecake: Nothing for the gals? This is awful, if for no other reason than it was not an equal opportunity sex farm. Would it have killed them to have a burro for us girls?


Burro, schmurro. How about one of those miniature thoroughbred stallions? I mean, who wants a minimally conscious stud that barely even notices that you're in the room while you're taking a ride on the stick horse?

Oh, wait...
 
2009-10-20 12:32:52 PM
Tait was arrested in 2005 for trespassing into a neighbour's farm to allegedly have sex with the horses, a crime which is believed to have resulted in another man's death.

Wait... what??
 
2009-10-20 12:33:40 PM
mutterfark: Workin' on a sex farm...

alleged
sex farm
 
2009-10-20 12:36:41 PM
Ninetynine: Tait was arrested in 2005 for trespassing into a neighbour's farm to allegedly have sex with the horses, a crime which is believed to have resulted in another man's death.

Wait... what??


Pinyan played catcher... (new window)

/shudder
 
2009-10-20 12:51:38 PM
Sticky Hands: becasue one would need like a ladder or a stool or a really really big bed right?

Or maybe some stilts, yeah stilts might just work.


Not if they're properly stump-broke.
 
2009-10-20 12:52:17 PM
takesthecake: Nothing for the gals? This is awful, if for no other reason than it was not an equal opportunity sex farm. Would it have killed them to have a burro for us girls? I knew of this man who as a teen snuck onto the neighbors farm with a couple of friends to screw a sow. The neighbor caught them and told them "Boys, I don't mind you screwing my pig, but I just want you to know those piglets will come out looking just like y'all". Those guys went back later that night and shot the sow so as to not have bacon that resembled them. OMG! They believed. Not only that, but he told his co-workers what he had done as a teen. He was known a porky forever more..... The end

Cool story... porky.
 
2009-10-20 12:57:11 PM
imgod2u: Impasse: Sarah Jessica Parker needs love too.

I came in for this. Thank you.


wet_dream: A horse is a horse, of course, of course. And no-one should sleep with a horse, of course. That is of course, unless the horse is the famous...

Proud2B_American: I beg to differ....

Sara Jessica Parker
Camilla Parker Bowles

Coincidence?
 
2009-10-20 01:00:23 PM
hobnail: Tait was arrested in 2005 for trespassing into a neighbour's farm to allegedly have sex with the horses, a crime which is believed to have resulted in another man's death.

Wait, where was this. Was that Mr. Hands?


Yes.
 
2009-10-20 01:03:07 PM
Of course they can consent. One neigh means no, two neighs means yes.
 
2009-10-20 01:04:07 PM
llama42: Ninetynine: Tait was arrested in 2005 for trespassing into a neighbour's farm to allegedly have sex with the horses, a crime which is believed to have resulted in another man's death.

Wait... what??

Pinyan played catcher... (new window)

/shudder


FTA you linked:
The man who died during the incident suffered a perforated colon after being penetrated by the neighbor's horse, investigators say.

Oh Dear God....
 
2009-10-20 01:09:18 PM
hobnail: Wait, where was this. Was that Mr. Hands?

You can't keep a good Hand down.
 
2009-10-20 01:17:59 PM
phreakmonkey:

FTA you linked:
The man who died during the incident suffered a perforated colon after being penetrated by the neighbor's horse, investigators say.

Oh Dear God....


FYI

Tait was videotaping the episode when Pinyan suffered internal injuries that led to his death.

"Work it for the camera. That's it. Ok now, I'm going in for the close up an--HOLY CRAP! That's got to sting. Buddy..pal..you don't look so good. More KY?"

from another site, down the page some

http://www.pet-abuse.com/cases/5034/WA/US/

Still taboo, discussion of bestiality has been opened up by the freewheeling Internet, and other media as well. Recently, on the Alan Colmes Show on Fox Radio, the host asked radical antiabortionist Neal Horsley whether it was true he had sex with animals in the past. Horsley replied: "Absolutely. I was a fool. When you grow up on a farm in Georgia, your first girlfriend is a mule." If that surprises some people, he added, "Welcome to domestic life on the farm. You experiment with anything that moves when you are growing up sexually."

Wow.
 
2009-10-20 01:28:07 PM
8.5 tailed fox: People rape horses all the time: Horse breeders harvest semen from them, and artificially inseminate them as well. What if the horse doesn't want to get pregnant? Tough luck, they get a hand in their butt and a plastic tube of semen inserted into their vagina.

And we murder cows and eat their flesh all the time!


No doubt. But those acts are clinical. It's not rape if you're a vet apparently. But god forbid someone comes along and wants to give a mare a nice orgasm.... "GET THE TORCHES!"
 
2009-10-20 01:29:21 PM
IdBeCrazyIf: hobnail: Wait, where was this. Was that Mr. Hands?

You can't keep a good Hand down.

I
can't, but a perforated colon seems to do the trick.
 
2009-10-20 01:58:18 PM
A horse is a horse, of course, of course, and no should sleep with a horse of course. That is of course unless that horse is really a chick in a costume.

/What?
 
2009-10-20 02:01:47 PM
too much?
 
2009-10-20 02:20:25 PM
2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2009-10-20 02:26:40 PM
Is anybody old school enough to remember usenet newsgroups, specifically alt.tasteless, when someone wrote a story about the kids from Leave it to Beaver being raped by Mr. Ed?
 
2009-10-20 02:31:40 PM
Toquinha: Is anybody old school enough to remember usenet newsgroups, specifically alt.tasteless, when someone wrote a story about the kids from Leave it to Beaver being raped by Mr. Ed?

I still have it archived somewhere
 
2009-10-20 02:33:06 PM
I just want to know one thing...

Who was the 'horse fluffer'?
 
2009-10-20 02:33:56 PM
phreakmonkey: llama42: Ninetynine: Tait was arrested in 2005 for trespassing into a neighbour's farm to allegedly have sex with the horses, a crime which is believed to have resulted in another man's death.

Wait... what??

Pinyan played catcher... (new window)

/shudder

FTA you linked:
The man who died during the incident suffered a perforated colon after being penetrated by the neighbor's horse, investigators say.

Oh Dear God....


He was a glorious man of God... the goat was later killed
 
2009-10-20 02:37:28 PM
IdBeCrazyIf: Toquinha: Is anybody old school enough to remember usenet newsgroups, specifically alt.tasteless, when someone wrote a story about the kids from Leave it to Beaver being raped by Mr. Ed?

I still have it archived somewhere


Is this it? Link (new window)
 
2009-10-20 02:40:39 PM
IdBeCrazyIf: Sticky Hands: //You know else was an asshole? That's right Dr. Peter Venkman. What a world class dick.



You wanna see how hard I can punch you?


Nah, it's okay... I was always really bad at practical jokes *wheeeze*
 
2009-10-20 02:42:06 PM
Fano: 8.5 tailed fox: It's ok for a vampire to have sex with a girl in a movie, so is it wrong if a unicorm has a sex with a person too?

Not if it is Molly Grue


Well, the unicorn *did* only appear after she was no longer "young and new"
 
2009-10-20 02:42:11 PM
No YOU'RE a Towel: EvilEgg: Why is this a crime? It's disgusting, sure, but lots of disgusting things are perfectly legal. I am willing to bet the horse hardly noticed.

On Dirty Jobs the cow hardly noticed when Mike had his arm up in the bunghole up to the elbow. So even a pornstar penis wouldn't phase a horse.

I'm not sure basing rape charges on the size of the rape hole is a legitimate legal tactic.


rape hole LOL

hobnail: Tait was arrested in 2005 for trespassing into a neighbour's farm to allegedly have sex with the horses, a crime which is believed to have resulted in another man's death.

Wait, where was this. Was that Mr. Hands?


INCONSOLABLE! (new window)
 
2009-10-20 02:42:48 PM
IdBeCrazyIf: Toquinha: Is anybody old school enough to remember usenet newsgroups, specifically alt.tasteless, when someone wrote a story about the kids from Leave it to Beaver being raped by Mr. Ed?

I still have it archived somewhere


Of course you would. *shake head*
 
2009-10-20 02:57:59 PM
In this day and age we allow people to change their gender, be homosexual, and engage in many perversions. The vast majority of those are signs of severe mental illness but we appease them because they are plentiful and politicians want their vote. Also, they protest and make a lot of noise.

So, why not horses or cows or sheep or the likes? Because they can't give consent? So the same animals you are going to cage, beat, kill, and eat now matter because they're incapable of giving consent? Surely you jest...
 
2009-10-20 03:10:26 PM
bongmiester: IdBeCrazyIf: Toquinha: Is anybody old school enough to remember usenet newsgroups, specifically alt.tasteless, when someone wrote a story about the kids from Leave it to Beaver being raped by Mr. Ed?

I still have it archived somewhere

Is this it? Link (new window)


Oooh, some NSFW ads in there, but yeah, that's the one.

/Will have to remember to reread at home
 
2009-10-20 03:14:44 PM
Toquinha: bongmiester: IdBeCrazyIf: Toquinha: Is anybody old school enough to remember usenet newsgroups, specifically alt.tasteless, when someone wrote a story about the kids from Leave it to Beaver being raped by Mr. Ed?

I still have it archived somewhere

Is this it? Link (new window)

Oooh, some NSFW ads in there, but yeah, that's the one.

/Will have to remember to reread at home


You're really that interested in horse-farking-pedo type stuff? And I thought I KNEW you!
 
2009-10-20 03:52:43 PM
Maybe if the media made less of a deal about it?
 
2009-10-20 04:04:20 PM
hobnail: was this. Was that Mr. Hands?

I think I actually remember that story (from Fark, no less). IIRC, the guy who died was... uh... catching, and the horse was pitching. the guy's colon was ruptured and died at a hospital later.
 
2009-10-20 04:17:00 PM
Pocket_Pitbull: Toquinha: bongmiester: IdBeCrazyIf: Toquinha: Is anybody old school enough to remember usenet newsgroups, specifically alt.tasteless, when someone wrote a story about the kids from Leave it to Beaver being raped by Mr. Ed?

I still have it archived somewhere

Is this it? Link (new window)

Oooh, some NSFW ads in there, but yeah, that's the one.

/Will have to remember to reread at home

You're really that interested in horse-farking-pedo type stuff? And I thought I KNEW you!


That was actually one of the tamer things to ever come out of Alt.Tasteless, all things considered.
 
2009-10-20 04:27:35 PM
catchow: takesthecake: Nothing for the gals? This is awful, if for no other reason than it was not an equal opportunity sex farm. Would it have killed them to have a burro for us girls?


Burro, schmurro. How about one of those miniature thoroughbred stallions? I mean, who wants a minimally conscious stud that barely even notices that you're in the room while you're taking a ride on the stick horse?

Oh, wait...


well there's always the items for sale at this site (OH SO VERY NSFW)

.....don't ask how I know about it
 
2009-10-20 04:40:34 PM
IdBeCrazyIf: Sticky Hands: Pet Petting?

I think the correct term would be snogging


so this farm is
dog snoggin' cat scratchin' horse catchin' goodness.
 
2009-10-20 05:22:35 PM
His wife? A horse. (new window)
 
2009-10-20 05:26:37 PM
Sticky Hands: This is why people in the suburbs and the cities should take time out and watch these videos and see where their sex comes from and how it is treated before it's prettied up and wrapped in plastic box and sold to them under the artificial lights.

Ha!
 
2009-10-20 05:28:41 PM
IXI Jim IXI: At least these guys had the common sense to be the 'pitcher' and not the 'catcher'

Doesn't specify in TFA. I wouldn't be so sure about it either...
 
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