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(News.com.au)   A horse is a horse, of course, of course. And no-one should sleep with a horse, of course. There is no "unless" in this situation   (news.com.au) divider line 166
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2009-10-20 06:28:02 AM
Unless you are a horse as well.

/So there.
 
2009-10-20 07:31:40 AM
Willllburrrr!
 
2009-10-20 08:26:22 AM
"They've been having sex with full-grown horses,"

At least they're not pedos.
 
2009-10-20 09:22:50 AM
Why is this a crime? It's disgusting, sure, but lots of disgusting things are perfectly legal. I am willing to bet the horse hardly noticed.

On Dirty Jobs the cow hardly noticed when Mike had his arm up in the bunghole up to the elbow. So even a pornstar penis wouldn't phase a horse.
 
2009-10-20 09:28:40 AM
EvilEgg: Why is this a crime? It's disgusting, sure, but lots of disgusting things are perfectly legal. I am willing to bet the horse hardly noticed.

On Dirty Jobs the cow hardly noticed when Mike had his arm up in the bunghole up to the elbow. So even a pornstar penis wouldn't phase a horse.


I'm not sure basing rape charges on the size of the rape hole is a legitimate legal tactic.
 
2009-10-20 09:40:17 AM
No YOU'RE a Towel: EvilEgg: Why is this a crime? It's disgusting, sure, but lots of disgusting things are perfectly legal. I am willing to bet the horse hardly noticed.

On Dirty Jobs the cow hardly noticed when Mike had his arm up in the bunghole up to the elbow. So even a pornstar penis wouldn't phase a horse.

I'm not sure basing rape charges on the size of the rape hole is a legitimate legal tactic.


I'll grant you that. I was more trying to bash rape charges based on the emotional damage suffered from the rape. I am pretty certain that horses don't attach a lot of emotion to sex.
 
2009-10-20 09:44:24 AM
In before gorgor
 
2009-10-20 09:45:20 AM
Sarah Jessica Parker needs love too.
 
2009-10-20 09:46:13 AM
No YOU'RE a Towel: EvilEgg: Why is this a crime? It's disgusting, sure, but lots of disgusting things are perfectly legal. I am willing to bet the horse hardly noticed.

On Dirty Jobs the cow hardly noticed when Mike had his arm up in the bunghole up to the elbow. So even a pornstar penis wouldn't phase a horse.

I'm not sure basing rape charges on the size of the rape hole is a legitimate legal tactic.


Can I get THAT on a T-shirt?
 
2009-10-20 09:48:09 AM
Videotaped it? Really? Cause they wanted to watch it later?

I find this the most distrubing part for some reason.
 
2009-10-20 09:48:13 AM
No YOU'RE a Towel: I'm not sure basing rape charges on the size of the rape hole is a legitimate legal tactic.

Rape Hole would make an awesome band name
 
2009-10-20 09:48:44 AM
HOW ABOUT A LITTLE HEAD INSTEAD

i236.photobucket.com
 
2009-10-20 09:49:15 AM
Did they ride-off on the women?
 
2009-10-20 09:49:43 AM
Workin' on a sex farm...
 
2009-10-20 09:49:48 AM
Between this link and the udders link just below this, we have a sex-agriculture trifecta in play.
 
2009-10-20 09:50:06 AM
Tait was arrested in 2005 for trespassing into a neighbour's farm to allegedly have sex with the horses, a crime which is believed to have resulted in another man's death.

Wait, where was this. Was that Mr. Hands?
 
2009-10-20 09:50:19 AM
Ewe gross.
 
2009-10-20 09:51:16 AM
Also "Sex Farm"?

I guess they raised some hard lovin'.
 
2009-10-20 09:51:56 AM
*Shakes fist at mutterfark*
 
2009-10-20 09:51:59 AM
No references to Orpheus' boss?
 
2009-10-20 09:52:07 AM
Impasse: Sarah Jessica Parker needs love too.

I came in for this. Thank you.
 
2009-10-20 09:52:11 AM
upload.wikimedia.org
 
2009-10-20 09:52:37 AM
Well of course he screws horses.
If he screwed a cow
-it would be a mooing violation...
 
2009-10-20 09:53:13 AM
mutterfark: Workin' on a sex farm...

♫ Whew my pony slipped out! ♫
 
2009-10-20 09:53:24 AM
Moo Moo, I love you
I know your a cow but anything will do
 
2009-10-20 09:53:57 AM
Working on a sex farm
Trying to raise some hard love
Getting out my pitch fork
Poking your hay

Scratching in your hen house
Sniffing at your feedbag
Slipping out your back door
Leaving my spray

Sex farm woman, I'm gonna mow you down
Sex farm woman, I'll rake and hoe you down
Sex farm woman, don't you see my silo rising high?

Working on a sex farm
Hosing down your barn door
Bothering you livestock
They know what I need

Working up a hot sweat
Crouching in your pea patch
Plowing through your bean field
Planting my seed

Sex farm woman, I'll be your hired hand
Sex farm woman, I'll let my offer stand
Sex farm woman, don't you hear my tractor rumbling by?

Working on a sex farm
Trying to raise some hard love
Getting out my pitch fork
Poking your hay


/I'm sorry
//those poor animals
 
2009-10-20 09:54:59 AM
I beg to differ....
2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2009-10-20 09:55:19 AM
No YOU'RE a Towel: I'm not sure basing rape charges on the size of the rape hole is a legitimate legal tactic.

It's eliminate the Octomom and Mama Duggar from ever filing charges...
 
2009-10-20 09:55:20 AM
This is why people in the suburbs and the cities should take time out and watch these videos and see where their sex comes from and how it is treated before it's prettied up and wrapped in plastic box and sold to them under the artificial lights.
 
2009-10-20 09:55:21 AM
Primitive Screwhead: Also "Sex Farm"?

I guess they raised some hard lovin'.


you forgot to whip off your sunglasses and then go "YEEEEHAAAA" or whatever.
 
2009-10-20 09:56:47 AM
Prince Charles unavailable for comment.
 
2009-10-20 09:57:15 AM
Is there a way that I can turn this article into a generator so I can change the peoples names? It would be awesome to send to some people with their names instead of James Tait, Kenny Thomason.
 
2009-10-20 10:00:13 AM
Primitive Screwhead: Did they ride-off on the women?

Yes, and then they pruned the hedges of many small villages.
 
2009-10-20 10:01:00 AM
Primitive Screwhead: Did they ride-off on the women?

Nice.
 
2009-10-20 10:01:24 AM
What they left out was that the horses paid their bail bond. In fact, they sat in the truck outside the courtroom laying on the horn for 30 minutes.
 
2009-10-20 10:02:47 AM
cettin: Is there a way that I can turn this article into a generator so I can change the peoples names? It would be awesome to send to some people with their names instead of James Tait, Kenny Thomason.

It would probably be easier to just wait until your friends rape some horses and them send them the link when that gets posted on Fark.
 
2009-10-20 10:03:59 AM
 
2009-10-20 10:05:47 AM
IXI Jim IXI: It's eliminate the Octomom and Mama Duggar from ever filing charges...

Against a horse at that
 
2009-10-20 10:06:19 AM
Fair_Poopsmith: cettin: Is there a way that I can turn this article into a generator so I can change the peoples names? It would be awesome to send to some people with their names instead of James Tait, Kenny Thomason.

It would probably be easier to just wait until your friends rape some horses and them send them the link when that gets posted on Fark.


And you sir have just been favorited...
 
2009-10-20 10:08:43 AM
Would have been better if James Tait's last name was Taint.

Just sayin.

Also in before Gorgor.
 
2009-10-20 10:08:45 AM
Neigh means NO!
 
2009-10-20 10:09:25 AM
nighthawknews.files.wordpress.com
yeh
 
2009-10-20 10:09:58 AM
At least these guys had the common sense to be the 'pitcher' and not the 'catcher'
 
2009-10-20 10:10:29 AM
cettin: Fair_Poopsmith: cettin: Is there a way that I can turn this article into a generator so I can change the peoples names? It would be awesome to send to some people with their names instead of James Tait, Kenny Thomason.

It would probably be easier to just wait until your friends rape some horses and them send them the link when that gets posted on Fark.

And you sir have just been favorited...


Score! Hey, thanks. I'll continue posting while drunk, and apparently everyone wins!
 
2009-10-20 10:11:11 AM
Unless of course the horse, is the famous Mr Redd!
 
2009-10-20 10:12:29 AM
I think Gorgor works and only appears in the afternoons during ET so I think we're safe.


/I think
 
2009-10-20 10:14:49 AM
There's nothing more loving than sharing your stable with a colt.

Hmmm... Jacko did spend a lot of time with Bubbles..
 
2009-10-20 10:16:58 AM
Came for the Mr. Hands reference, leaving happy.
 
2009-10-20 10:18:16 AM
logophile: Primitive Screwhead: Also "Sex Farm"?

I guess they raised some hard lovin'.

you forgot to whip off your sunglasses and then go "YEEEEHAAAA" or whatever.


img197.imageshack.us
 
2009-10-20 10:21:08 AM
A horse is a horse, of course, of course. And no-one should sleep with a horse, of course. That is of course, unless the horse is the famous...

resources2.news.com.au
 
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