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(Nola.com)   Pimp explains why he does what he does: "I need clothes on my back, I need to be able to have a roof over my head. And uh, I've got a crack addition. That's a monster"   (nola.com) divider line 126
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2009-10-19 01:26:01 PM
When making financial decisions very rarely will a pimp choose maximizing contributions to his 401(k).

Purple suits just don't appreciate.
 
2009-10-19 01:31:51 PM
Don't forget exercise. How else is he supposed to keep his pimp hand strong?
 
2009-10-19 02:20:35 PM
A pimp's love is very different from that of a square.
 
2009-10-19 02:22:30 PM
This is the dumbest job title obsession ever. What about the really exciting stuff like quantity surveying?
 
2009-10-19 02:57:14 PM
I bet Acorn helps him out with his taxes.
 
2009-10-19 02:57:17 PM
Do you know what I am saying?
 
2009-10-19 02:57:36 PM
Yes, I know what you are saying.
 
2009-10-19 02:57:39 PM
i230.photobucket.com
We did, however have to come to an arrangement with her pimp. A gentleman who goes by the name Upgrayedd. Which he spells thusly, with two D's, as he says, "for a double dose of his pimping".
 
2009-10-19 02:58:33 PM
www.southparkstudios.com

"Do you know what I am saying?!"
 
2009-10-19 02:59:11 PM
admvernclark: I bet Acorn helps him out with his taxes.


i242.photobucket.com
 
2009-10-19 02:59:42 PM
Retirement ain't easy.
 
2009-10-19 03:00:04 PM
biatch should be out there making some motherfarking money.
 
2009-10-19 03:00:41 PM
Iceberg Slim?
 
2009-10-19 03:01:00 PM
www.motifake.com
would like to show these youngsters how its really done.

/pimps today got nothing
//my lawn, get off
///unless yous my bottom biatch
 
2009-10-19 03:01:04 PM
A crack addition? Subtract that..
 
2009-10-19 03:01:16 PM
Then I guess he needs a crack subtraction.
 
2009-10-19 03:01:53 PM
Beaten by 12 seconds.
 
2009-10-19 03:01:55 PM
GORDON: Then I guess he needs a crack subtraction.

Came to say this.
 
2009-10-19 03:02:08 PM
boobsrgood: admvernclark: I bet Acorn helps him out with his taxes.

Is that Johnny Rotten?
 
2009-10-19 03:02:33 PM
POWDA!
 
2009-10-19 03:02:35 PM
cdn.entertonement.com
 
2009-10-19 03:02:47 PM
Do they teach our children crack addition in school these days?

That's just not right.
 
2009-10-19 03:04:19 PM
You mean people will pay good money for romance? This gives me an idea so fiendishly clever...
 
2009-10-19 03:04:35 PM
GoSurfing: boobsrgood: admvernclark: I bet Acorn helps him out with his taxes.

Is that Johnny Rotten?


It was. He changed his name to "Johnny Acorn",

They are THAT powerful!
 
2009-10-19 03:05:39 PM
Came here for Butter's and "Do you know what I am saying?!" quote
 
2009-10-19 03:05:40 PM
Will someone explain the phrase "Pimpin' ain't easy"?

Pimpin' frankly sounds delightful.
 
2009-10-19 03:07:04 PM
There's no honor in a profession where the average age of entry is 12 years old, especially when the girls are either kidnapped "Taken" style or brainwashed. Pimps make me sick. And it's not like the law helps much. After all, it makes total sense to send a girl to jail for prostitution if she's too young to legally consent to what she was arrested for doing.

/except Butters
//he's cool in my book
 
2009-10-19 03:07:37 PM
So we're going to tear this guy down for having some personal responsibility?
 
2009-10-19 03:08:03 PM
Phoenix_M: Came here for Butter's and "Do you know what I am saying?!" quote

Me too. Nice job Farkers.
 
2009-10-19 03:08:59 PM
What a pimp might look like:
images.paraorkut.com

Also:
images.paraorkut.com

And:
i266.photobucket.com
 
2009-10-19 03:09:54 PM
If it's my body, why the hell isn't it my choice to get paid? I am sick of the law making more social problems than it can solve. Keeping women down and subjecting them to pimps for practicing the world's oldest profession pisses me off.

/not for sale
 
2009-10-19 03:10:37 PM
I could never get the pimping game down, was spending too much money on large purple hats.
 
2009-10-19 03:11:33 PM
WFern: Will someone explain the phrase "Pimpin' ain't easy"?



Anybody that says "Pimpin' ain't easy" just ain't doin' it right.

/Pimpin' since been pimpin' since been pimpin'
 
2009-10-19 03:13:44 PM
The problem is, as Mr Biggie Smalls so eloquently explained it, is that you should never get high on your own supply. Every pimp worth his salt know 'The 10 crack commandments'. You know what I am saying?
 
2009-10-19 03:16:50 PM
RamblinReck89: There's no honor in a profession where the average age of entry is 12 years old, especially when the girls are either kidnapped "Taken" style or brainwashed. Pimps make me sick. And it's not like the law helps much. After all, it makes total sense to send a girl to jail for prostitution if she's too young to legally consent to what she was arrested for doing.

/except Butters
//he's cool in my book


According to the Freakonomics team, statistically, a prostitute in Chicago is more likely to have sex with a CPD officer than be arrested by one.
www.change.org

/know this was New Orleans
//just sayin'
 
2009-10-19 03:17:41 PM
Note that a GIS for "crack monster" is not remotely SFW.
 
2009-10-19 03:20:49 PM
I've got no idea why, but all I can hear is Cage the Elephant, Ain't no rest for the Wicked

Lyrics to Ain't No Rest For The Wicked :
I was walking down the street,
When out the corner of my eye
I saw a pretty little thing approaching me.
She said "I've never seen a man
Who looks so all alone,
Could you use a little company?
If you pay the right price
Your evening will be nice,
And you can go and send me on my way."
I said "You're such a sweet young thing
Why you do this to yourself?"
She looked at me and this is what she said,

"Oh, there ain't no rest for the wicked,
Money don't grow on trees.
I got bills to pay,
I got mouths to feed,
There ain't nothing in this world for free.
I know I can't slow down,
I can't hold back,
Though you know, I wish I could.
No there ain't no rest for the wicked,
Until we close our eyes for good".

Not even fifteen minutes later
I'm still walking down the street,
When I saw a shadow of a man creep out of sight.
Then he walks up from behind
And puts a gun up to my head,
He made it clear he wasn't looking for a fight.
He said "Give me all you've got
I want your money not your life,
But if you try to make a move I won't think twice."
I said "You can have my cash
But first you know I got to ask
What made you want to live this kind of life?"

He said "There ain't no rest for the wicked,
Money don't grow on trees.
I got bills to pay,
I got mouths to feed,
There ain't nothing in this world for free.
I know I can't slow down,
I can't hold back,
Though you know, I wish I could.
No there ain't no rest for the wicked,
Until we close our eyes for good".

Now a couple hours passed
And I was sitting at my house,
The day was winding down and coming to an end.
So I turned on the TV
And flipped it over to the news,
And what I saw I almost couldn't comprehend.
I saw a preacher man in cuffs he'd taken money from the church,
He's got this bank account with righteous dollar bills.
But even still I can't say much
Because I know we're all the same,
Oh yes we've all got to satisfy those thrills.

"Oh, there ain't no rest for the wicked,
Money don't grow on trees.
We got bills to pay,
We got mouths to feed,
There ain't nothing in this world for free.
I know we can't slow down,
We can't hold back,
Though you know, we wish we could.
No there ain't no rest for the wicked,
Until we close our eyes for good"
 
2009-10-19 03:20:50 PM
WFern: Will someone explain the phrase "Pimpin' ain't easy"?

Pimpin' frankly sounds delightful.


"... but it sure is fun"

All I remember is the song, "Pimp'n Ain't EZ" by Madd Head, from the Beavis and Butthead movie.
 
2009-10-19 03:21:13 PM
Former working-girl here, so I'm getting a kick out of all these replies, etc. etc.

No really, but I never had a pimp. They're too needy.
 
2009-10-19 03:22:57 PM
biatch you speak when spoken too.

Pepperjack are you serious.

Do pepperjack look like he playin.

I dont think pepperjack playin.

Is that Fraggle Rock?

Pepperjack love Fraggle Rock...



Yes, I skipped around.
 
2009-10-19 03:24:37 PM
 
2009-10-19 03:25:11 PM
Came here for Butters. Not disappointed.
 
2009-10-19 03:27:53 PM
delphine: Former working-girl here, so I'm getting a kick out of all these replies, etc. etc.

No really, but I never had a pimp. They're too needy.


How YOU doin'?
 
2009-10-19 03:28:28 PM
Mighty_Joe: Reminds me of this: Report: Many Rappers May Suffer From Unrealistically High Self-Images (new window)

an oldie but goodie
 
2009-10-19 03:29:27 PM
delphine: Former working-girl here, so I'm getting a kick out of all these replies, etc. etc.

No really, but I never had a pimp. They're too needy.


That sound was the sound of 1000 picture-seeking profile clicks
 
2009-10-19 03:32:17 PM
www.gifbin.com
 
2009-10-19 03:33:50 PM
boxster: GORDON: Then I guess he needs a crack subtraction.

Came to say this.


Me too. If I went with "crack subscription," would that be too much of a stretch?
 
2009-10-19 03:34:41 PM
attila the hun's space age techno-babble: You mean people will pay good money for romance? This gives me an idea so fiendishly clever...

$500 and time served.

phillyist.com

/Stupid anti-pimping laws!
 
2009-10-19 03:35:26 PM
He's obviously doing it just to get on Fox News...
 
2009-10-19 03:38:33 PM
delphine: Former working-girl here, so I'm getting a kick out of all these replies, etc. etc.

No really, but I never had a pimp. They're too needy.


That is the sound of a your profile being checked repeatedly
 
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