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(Hindustan Times)		Woman slices open vegetable, says the seeds spell "Allah." Will be served as a side dish to the NY fish that talks in Hebrew (hindustantimes.com)		155
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Monkeyknife		2003-03-17 04:08:25 PM

Who'd have thought it would be written in chrome letters???

OBB		2003-03-17 05:39:41 PM

Because I always trust sources that try to install Gator on my comp...

AngryTimmy		2003-03-17 06:01:59 PM

What the hell?

Cheesus		2003-03-17 06:02:28 PM

What the hell? Looks kind of like "auL" with some funny accent marks. Allah my ass.

/dumb American

puckhead		2003-03-17 06:02:32 PM

well my alphaghetti almost spelled F-A-R-K.
except it was in the wrong order.

and there was no F
or K

Scrotar		2003-03-17 06:02:42 PM

I saw Elvis at a gas station last week. The sequins on his pants spelled out 'Bush is a weenie' in Aramaic.

I'm not sure what it all means.

Heterodyne		2003-03-17 06:02:52 PM

I've got a frog that says "God", yet no one ever beats a path to my door to see it.

What they need is a piece of fruit that says "duck!"

TurboSlug		2003-03-17 06:03:30 PM

Sure, yeah...right. And Saddam doesn't have anything to hide either.

Henchman		2003-03-17 06:04:11 PM

I guess the Virgin Mary was booked for the evening.

Mike_from_Accounting		2003-03-17 06:04:31 PM

This has happened before.
I think it was a tomato last time.

SofaKing		2003-03-17 06:04:41 PM

You're not leaving the table until you eat Allah your vegetables!

Nightsweat		2003-03-17 06:05:02 PM

Must have been an Allah-cado.

DaveKap		2003-03-17 06:06:07 PM

I can't believe they fell for a photoshop that wasn't even that good. Sheesh!

cola		2003-03-17 06:06:32 PM

Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to appear in a tortilla in Mexico. - God

Suicidal_Elmo		2003-03-17 06:07:02 PM

If a million monkeys were in a room spilling the contents of a million spaghetti-Os onto a million tables, eventually they would re-create the works of Shakespeare. That and a big mess. But that's for the million housekeepers to worry about.

SadDad		2003-03-17 06:07:45 PM

Is this like Mexicans seeing Jesus in their morning burritos? Or Italians seeing the Virgin Mary in a water stain on a brick wall?

ranold		2003-03-17 06:08:05 PM

I've come to the realization that I hate most people and most people are spineless sheep.
Then I bought some Alphagetti and saw a miracle happen as the letters in my bowl said "SEX, DRUGS AND ROCK"
NOW I BELIEVE IN A GOD!

Metal		2003-03-17 06:08:26 PM

Today my shamrock shake had the image of Che Guevara in it.

It was revolicious.

Devotchka		2003-03-17 06:08:55 PM

Didn't this just happen a few months ago too? What is it with Allah and pieces of fruit?

The_Second_Gunman		2003-03-17 06:09:01 PM

Illustrator default chrome fill, combined w/ gaussian blur pshop "shadow". Thats some fruit.

Booter		2003-03-17 06:09:03 PM

REPEAT!!

devilsnight		2003-03-17 06:09:27 PM

Mike_from_Accounting
I think you're right. I've heard this story before...

Untoaleannil		2003-03-17 06:10:17 PM

I believe the previous version involved a tomato...

Frotteur		2003-03-17 06:10:54 PM

God can create the world in 6 days but the only way he can send a message to humans is through a talking fish and a vegetable?

Sounds like Douglas Adams is writing for God now.

samhainguy		2003-03-17 06:11:27 PM

hahaha Frotteur

Sheena		2003-03-17 06:12:19 PM

I thought this kind of thing only happend with the Virgin Mary and Jesus Christ...

Nightsweat		2003-03-17 06:12:32 PM

"And in the final days there will be wars and rumors of war and some guy will find a talking fish and some woman will read a vegetable and there will be a great gnashing of teeth for she shall undercook the vegetable. The fish will fry up nicely."

Donald_McRonald		2003-03-17 06:13:15 PM

That's it, I'm going anorexic.

MonkeyVegetables		2003-03-17 06:13:27 PM

looks like it says Duke to me..... sucks no where to be found.. weird

i thought that was dukes schools name... Duke Sucks
you know like Miami Hurricanes... it is their name right??

/sarcasm

Anti_Freak_Machine		2003-03-17 06:13:32 PM

I like pie, but "Allah" is never spelled out in it.

The moral?
Allah doesn't like pie or me.

/feh

tulsawop		2003-03-17 06:13:46 PM

I had a cat named "Pickle", when I cut him in half, he said "MEOWWW"

CashMoney03		2003-03-17 06:14:20 PM

This is soo old.. I mean seriously mods lets photoshop the midget already..
http://mywebpages.comcast.net/fark/image-2.jpeg

MrNeutron		2003-03-17 06:14:50 PM

Reminds me of when Al Bundy's sweat stain was in the image of Elvis.

Donald_McRonald		2003-03-17 06:15:41 PM

I call shenanigans. Or as Stern said on the radio this morning, "That Adobe Photoshop(tm) has ruined the internet."

thedamndog		2003-03-17 06:16:20 PM

Surely if it is written in a vegetable, it was intended as a secret message. read it, memorise it and eat it..... at least that's what i do with my messages from God

jimmypop		2003-03-17 06:16:31 PM

that biatch sliced up allah!

oh wait, allah doesnt really exist, he was just some dude a pederaste made up 1400 years ago, so that he could change marriage customs to prevent his 6 year old wife from sleeping around while he still could.

(dons asbestos)

SurgeonDryHog		2003-03-17 06:17:12 PM

This is why popular religion is not a good thing (unless you're being patronizing about it giving the peons "hope"). People are FARKING DUMB. They're not just curious to see this vegetable, they think seeing it or touching it or kissing it will embue them with some sort of religious power.

PsychosisGoneCrazy		2003-03-17 06:18:16 PM

Looks like "AXL" I didn't know GnR ate middle-eastern food (let alone appeared in it).

RaoulDuke		2003-03-17 06:19:28 PM

blessed be our virgin mother of large windows

StomachMonkey		2003-03-17 06:20:07 PM

God, the other white meat.

haha no wait wait I got another one.

God, it's what's for dinner.

haha! no one more then I'm done I swear!

Behond, the power of God.

hmmm...that last one wasn't quite as funny.

The incredible, edible, God.

haha! I'm back baby!

legopowa		2003-03-17 06:20:25 PM

Suicidal_Elmo, the odds of that happening with only a million monkeys is 0. Try infinite monkeys.

RaoulDuke		2003-03-17 06:20:58 PM

infinity is not a quantity, it is a quality.

Begoggle		2003-03-17 06:21:44 PM

I hate that fweakin wobot.

merkin		2003-03-17 06:23:28 PM

Pic here: http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_761468.html?menu=

Doesn't look much like much to me

cola		2003-03-17 06:23:41 PM

Haha StomachMonkey, that's the cutest thing in the thread yet.

VoodooKaka		2003-03-17 06:24:34 PM

"I know I shouldn't eat thee, but...HWARMP
mmmmm....sacrilicious.:

GCD		2003-03-17 06:25:15 PM

GIS:

Your search - "Allah vegetables" - did not match any documents.

Farkwod		2003-03-17 06:25:18 PM

That thing needs to go on a summer tour with the giant cheeto.

Bill_Wick's_Friend		2003-03-17 06:25:27 PM

This week God is making appearances in a tortilla to a mexican catholic, in a fish to a NYC jew and in an eggplant to an Indian subcontinent muslim.

If God appears in a cup of milk or in the holes of a piece of swiss cheeze (preferably to a buddhist or a hindu) he/she/it will have all four food groups covered. Way to go, God, for being an example of healthy eating habits to all your followers in all their faiths!

(ps to athiests: God will never appear in the form of any foods from the whipped group, the congealed group or the chocolatastic.)