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		Can New Orleans stay unbeaten against New York? Will Tennessee finally get a win over New England? Is Kansas City versus Washington like dividing by zero? Why are sports threads always a series of questions? NFL week 6 discussion has the answers (espn.go.com)		4609
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thejoyofpi		2009-10-18 09:46:44 PM

Whoa. Nice sneaky TD, Falcons.

Di Atribe		2009-10-18 09:47:13 PM

paj: Supply-side Jesus says: Link

Oh no... that ain't right.... Hahaha

Robert1966		2009-10-18 09:47:32 PM

SomebodyElsesShoes: Robert1966: Fat Bobcat: Robert1966: Di Atribe: mikaloyd:

Hey, disease, starvation, tsunamis, wildfires, cancer, wars - but Jesus will wake up for a game!

What do you mean? Tim Tebow wakes up every Saturday for the UF game.

I love the biblical citations on the black glare strips under the eyes. It's really classy to insist on your religious beliefs in the middle of a farking football game. Especially when you get injured. Jesus say: siddown, biatch.

Are the citiations written either upside down or backwards so he can read them?

No! They're for us, the benighted viewers, not to inspire him.

try fect taa daa		2009-10-18 09:47:36 PM

looks a degree or two off

thejoyofpi		2009-10-18 09:48:10 PM

"Matt Ryan has absolutely fallen in love with Tony Gonzalez"

They're just like a couple of kids out there! Having fun!

Mini Ditka		2009-10-18 09:48:29 PM

PlagiarizeMe: is the field goal post crooked or is it just me?

Yeah, you seem a little crooked to me too.

Sarcastica75		2009-10-18 09:48:56 PM

Oy vey.

The Great EZE		2009-10-18 09:48:58 PM

thejoyofpi: "Matt Ryan has absolutely fallen in love with Tony Gonzalez"

They're just like a couple of kids out there! Having fun!

Now, now. The making out on the field was last week.

Robert1966		2009-10-18 09:49:23 PM

mikaloyd: TD BALLONS!

It's a little early for Superb Owl talk

try fect taa daa		2009-10-18 09:49:24 PM

Mini Ditka: PlagiarizeMe: is the field goal post crooked or is it just me?

Yeah, you seem a little crooked to me too.

was gonna make a joke about brady hitting it, but they played up north...

kilgorn		2009-10-18 09:50:26 PM

Robert1966: mikaloyd: TD BALLONS!

It's a little early for Superb Owl talk

Who?

try fect taa daa		2009-10-18 09:50:55 PM

smoke break.

skinink		2009-10-18 09:50:57 PM

I heard the Jets and and Bills still haven't left the locker rooms because they keep fumbling the shoes they are trying to put on.

dholway		2009-10-18 09:50:58 PM

MmmmBacon: LucklessWonder: Outside of Foxboro, this has been one hell of a high octane football week, huh?

How the hell does anyone score at will in the snow? I know it was the Titans, but I was shocked to see what the Pats did to them.

Trust me, the game wasn't as close as the score makes it seem.

Robert1966		2009-10-18 09:51:23 PM

These Jack-in-the-Box commercials are nearly fun enough to make me forget it's lousy fast food.

Sarcastica75		2009-10-18 09:51:25 PM

this is crap.

MmmmBacon		2009-10-18 09:51:35 PM

thejoyofpi: "Matt Ryan has absolutely fallen in love with Tony Gonzalez"

They're just like a couple of kids out there! Having fun!

Collinsworth is a moron. But the dribble he spews is more interesting than a more accurate description of the play would have been, such as "Matt White is a smart, young quarterback, so he threw it to a future hall-of-famer. Ring up 6"

PlagiarizeMe		2009-10-18 09:52:12 PM

Mini Ditka: PlagiarizeMe: is the field goal post crooked or is it just me?

Yeah, you seem a little crooked to me too.

I have been drinking all day so, I better be crooked!

Robert1966		2009-10-18 09:52:15 PM

kilgorn: Robert1966: mikaloyd: TD BALLONS!

It's a little early for Superb Owl talk

Who?

Make one work out of it; it will be clear.

Mini Ditka		2009-10-18 09:52:48 PM

try fect taa daa: Mini Ditka: PlagiarizeMe: is the field goal post crooked or is it just me?

Yeah, you seem a little crooked to me too.

was gonna make a joke about brady hitting it, but they played up north...

Seriously made me LMAO. It might have something to do with the vodka......

thejoyofpi		2009-10-18 09:52:48 PM

Some kind of guard of honor thing happening on the field, looks like from the end zone cam. But NBC isn't showing it on the main feed? Weird.

Robert1966		2009-10-18 09:53:04 PM

Um, "word"

PlagiarizeMe		2009-10-18 09:53:18 PM

Sarcastica75: this is crap.

Why? You're a steelers fan.

Robert1966		2009-10-18 09:54:25 PM

Yikes; Steelers go to the Favres next week.

Sarcastica75		2009-10-18 09:54:29 PM

This is the Tom Brady blah blah blah. Look how he beat a mediocre team!!!!!111!!!!

You can almost see the moment they come in their f*cking pants.

Di Atribe		2009-10-18 09:55:34 PM

kilgorn: Robert1966: mikaloyd: TD BALLONS!

It's a little early for Superb Owl talk

Who?

The Great EZE		2009-10-18 09:56:07 PM

I never thought anything related to the Bears could suck, but that Tailgating segment made me die a little inside.

Sarcastica75		2009-10-18 09:56:11 PM

PlagiarizeMe: Sarcastica75: this is crap.

Why? You're a steelers fan.

Who has no love for the Atlanta Falcons.
I'm also a fan of the sport. I always pick a team to get behind.

mikaloyd		2009-10-18 09:56:41 PM

Di Atribe: mikaloyd: Tie ball game. 7 to 7.

Cutler responsible for 14 points.

HAHAHA

Well, just FYI, a team on The Amazing Race just asked God to help them find their car. That always cracks me up for some reason.

When I was married I rewrote the words to a childhood hymn and taught it to my stepson for those times when we would see a fellow motorist stranded at the side of the road. We would sing it together exery time we saw a poor soul in these straights. It went a little something like this.

Jesus loves me this I know
Cuz my car rolls down the road
If he hated me it's true
Id ne broken down like YOU!

Repeat loudly until you've passed the loser with car probs.
This drove the ex wife crazy.

MmmmBacon		2009-10-18 09:56:58 PM

Sarcastica75: This is the Tom Brady blah blah blah. Look how he beat a mediocre team!!!!!111!!!!

You can almost see the moment they come in their f*cking pants.

The most inexplicably mediocre team in history. 13-3 to 0-6 in less than a year? WTH happened to the Titans?

Mini Ditka		2009-10-18 09:57:10 PM

PlagiarizeMe: Mini Ditka: PlagiarizeMe: is the field goal post crooked or is it just me?

Yeah, you seem a little crooked to me too.

I have been drinking all day so, I better be crooked!

I restrained myself all day. But I went balls out before the Bears game.

/Bumps glasses with PlagiarizeMe
//somebody peed my pants

Sarcastica75		2009-10-18 09:58:25 PM

MmmmBacon: Sarcastica75: This is the Tom Brady blah blah blah. Look how he beat a mediocre team!!!!!111!!!!

You can almost see the moment they come in their f*cking pants.

The most inexplicably mediocre team in history. 13-3 to 0-6 in less than a year? WTH happened to the Titans?

What year was it? They were something like 9-0 and then just like that they freaking disappeared? I don't know what happened to them. I mean it wasn't even a gradual thing. One second there they were, and then poof.

PlagiarizeMe		2009-10-18 09:58:31 PM

Sarcastica75: PlagiarizeMe: Sarcastica75: this is crap.

Why? You're a steelers fan.

Who has no love for the Atlanta Falcons.
I'm also a fan of the sport. I always pick a team to get behind.

I understand, but ATL will win, so you should pick a winner to get behind. ;)

Bob LobLaw's Law Blog		2009-10-18 09:58:51 PM

Just got back. Bears. Bearsss.

Need to stop Matt Ryan. Need more pressure from the front 4.

Robert1966		2009-10-18 09:59:27 PM

Sarcastica75: MmmmBacon: Sarcastica75: This is the Tom Brady blah blah blah. Look how he beat a mediocre team!!!!!111!!!!

You can almost see the moment they come in their f*cking pants.

The most inexplicably mediocre team in history. 13-3 to 0-6 in less than a year? WTH happened to the Titans?

What year was it? They were something like 9-0 and then just like that they freaking disappeared? I don't know what happened to them. I mean it wasn't even a gradual thing. One second there they were, and then poof.

It was last year.

Di Atribe		2009-10-18 09:59:50 PM

mikaloyd: When I was married I rewrote the words to a childhood hymn and taught it to my stepson for those times when we would see a fellow motorist stranded at the side of the road. We would sing it together exery time we saw a poor soul in these straights. It went a little something like this.

Jesus loves me this I know
Cuz my car rolls down the road
If he hated me it's true
Id ne broken down like YOU!

Repeat loudly until you've passed the loser with car probs.
This drove the ex wife crazy.

HAHAHA.... That is awesome....

Dr.Knockboots		2009-10-18 09:59:51 PM

Those people they just showed on The Biggest Loser.. I thought they were the "before" story.. that's the after?
geesh, how people let themselves get like that is boggling

Trainspotr		2009-10-18 10:00:47 PM

Wait; you drive somewhere within eleven blocks of where you work, instead of taking public transportation, and you think you're helping?

paj		2009-10-18 10:01:12 PM

I just learned that the English wife from Californication is also the English wife from Mad Men.

Robert1966		2009-10-18 10:01:18 PM

mikaloyd: Di Atribe: mikaloyd: Tie ball game. 7 to 7.

Cutler responsible for 14 points.

HAHAHA

Well, just FYI, a team on The Amazing Race just asked God to help them find their car. That always cracks me up for some reason.

When I was married I rewrote the words to a childhood hymn and taught it to my stepson for those times when we would see a fellow motorist stranded at the side of the road. We would sing it together exery time we saw a poor soul in these straights. It went a little something like this.

Jesus loves me this I know
Cuz my car rolls down the road
If he hated me it's true
Id ne broken down like YOU!

Repeat loudly until you've passed the loser with car probs.
This drove the ex wife crazy.

Was he old enough to understand irony, or will he become a Republican now?

Bob LobLaw's Law Blog		2009-10-18 10:02:04 PM

Why the hell did Daneal Manning hesitate?

The Great EZE		2009-10-18 10:03:10 PM

I'm trying to watch Michael Strahan's sitcom during halftime. This is proving to be...a mistake.

Robert1966		2009-10-18 10:03:18 PM

Dr.Knockboots: Those people they just showed on The Biggest Loser.. I thought they were the "before" story.. that's the after?
geesh, how people let themselves get like that is boggling

Yeah, everyone begins with the same natural physique that you do and the only reason they get fat is because they somehow lose sight of the prize. Losers!

LucklessWonder		2009-10-18 10:05:02 PM

The Great EZE: I'm trying to watch Michael Strahan's sitcom during halftime. This is proving to be...a mistake.

How could it ever be anything else?

MmmmBacon		2009-10-18 10:05:14 PM

The Great EZE: I'm trying to watch Michael Strahan's sitcom during halftime. This is proving to be...a mistake.

The words "Michael Strahan" and "Sitcom" should not be uttered in the same sentance with each other. It's a crime against humanity.

Trainspotr		2009-10-18 10:05:34 PM

The Great EZE: I'm trying to watch Michael Strahan's sitcom during halftime. This is proving to be...a mistake.

Also, halftime's over.

Dr.Knockboots		2009-10-18 10:05:50 PM

Robert1966: Yeah, everyone begins with the same natural physique that you do and the only reason they get fat is because they somehow lose sight of the prize. Losers!

How long you been fat?
and don't tell me you're trying to excuse people for looking like that? ahaha.. This isn't your first day on Fark.. don't say stuff that will get your steamrolled like a rookie.

Robert1966		2009-10-18 10:06:58 PM

Dr.Knockboots: Robert1966: Yeah, everyone begins with the same natural physique that you do and the only reason they get fat is because they somehow lose sight of the prize. Losers!

How long you been fat?
and don't tell me you're trying to excuse people for looking like that? ahaha.. This isn't your first day on Fark.. don't say stuff that will get your steamrolled like a rookie.

Bring it on, pencil dick