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(The Smoking Gun)   The world's ugliest hooker? Mug shot and police report from "CumFest 2003" hotel orgy. TSG is there   (thesmokinggun.com) divider line 179
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2003-03-17 11:20:36 AM
Damn my eyes!!!
 
2003-03-17 11:21:51 AM
my coque just fell off
 
2003-03-17 11:22:10 AM
15 bucks. What a bargain.

/retches
 
2003-03-17 11:22:16 AM
Hehe: "Prostitution/Keeping House of Ill Fame"

WTF?

On another note, when you say "TSG is there", does that mean what I think it means?
 
2003-03-17 11:22:16 AM
i'd hit it
 
2003-03-17 11:23:04 AM
Can someone post the image here, please-- I am at work.

...and for some reason I feel the need to see an ugly whore?
 
2003-03-17 11:23:10 AM
I think I saw the Crocodile Hunter wrestle her out of a swamp on one of his shows.
 
2003-03-17 11:23:25 AM

There's been worse posted on Fark.
 
2003-03-17 11:23:40 AM
lumpy jowel fest 2003
 
2003-03-17 11:23:43 AM
weight 120?
 
2003-03-17 11:23:43 AM
I'd hit it, if that's what it means to be an American.
 
2003-03-17 11:23:53 AM
World's ugliest hooker? Not even close.
 
2003-03-17 11:23:56 AM
*shudder*
 
2003-03-17 11:23:56 AM
That's $15 after the coupon...
 
Cos
2003-03-17 11:23:58 AM
Prostitution/Keeping House of Ill Fame...more like keeping house of skank.

And Forsythe I hope she paid them the $15.
 
2003-03-17 11:24:11 AM
I'd pay for it.
 
2003-03-17 11:24:18 AM
Cotb
 
2003-03-17 11:24:19 AM
Proof that some guys will stick their dicks anywhere... Exactly how does one achieve an erection when confronted with such overwhelming unattractiveness?

My guess is popcicle sticks and duct tape.
 
2003-03-17 11:24:56 AM
-Cotb

Its SFW, ya know.. just a mugshot..
 
2003-03-17 11:25:10 AM
EEEPS!
 
2003-03-17 11:25:10 AM
Hair: BRO
Eyes: BLU
Build: AVERAGE
Complexion: EVIL
 
2003-03-17 11:25:14 AM
Even I wouldn't pay for that.
 
2003-03-17 11:25:15 AM
She's the world's ugliest hooker... after your MOTHER!

Oh shiat!
 
2003-03-17 11:25:33 AM
Romulus, MI!!! Better Get Captain Picard in there to fumigate, the Romulans have invaded earth.
 
2003-03-17 11:26:43 AM
 
2003-03-17 11:27:32 AM
5'4" 120? I call shenanigans on the jailhouse scale.
 
2003-03-17 11:27:36 AM
120 pounds!
 
2003-03-17 11:28:06 AM
I don't know what the big deal is. We've seen MUCH worse on TSG. In fact, I would go so far as to say that that is the best-looking ugly-TSG-chick I've ever seen.

Not that I'd hit it...
 
2003-03-17 11:29:39 AM
I always wondered if it was possible to have facial cellulite. My days of wondering have come to an end.
 
2003-03-17 11:29:47 AM
I don't know what the big deal is. We've seen MUCH worse on TSG

True, but this thing was doing a gang-bang...

oh, ick.
 
2003-03-17 11:29:52 AM
This is one of the other women...I'd hit it...



3Horn
 
2003-03-17 11:29:55 AM
Bump-- Too Funny.
Her head looks like it weighs 120 alone.
 
2003-03-17 11:30:05 AM
no amount of intoxicants could make that look even interesting in a novelty - circus show kinda way
 
2003-03-17 11:30:12 AM
Read it all the way through...

Here's another lady's site:

http://www.atlantasweetiepie.com
 
2003-03-17 11:30:14 AM
Gah. The latest addition to the axis of ugly.
 
2003-03-17 11:30:27 AM
We'd Hit It!
 
2003-03-17 11:30:50 AM
VOMIT
 
2003-03-17 11:31:01 AM
Now how am I supposed to eat my corned beef & cabbage after looking at that? Fark!
 
2003-03-17 11:31:17 AM
Well, it won't post the image, here's a link to it:

The other chick.

3Horn
 
2003-03-17 11:31:18 AM
Stay away from that website if you value your eyesight. The goggles, they do nothing.
 
2003-03-17 11:31:34 AM
120 pounds.
Maybe she's 2'3".
 
2003-03-17 11:31:53 AM
Damn, one more time..

The other chick.

3Horn
 
2003-03-17 11:32:08 AM
She isn't a prostitute. She is someone who just likes sex. Whether or not you'd like to have sex with her (and I confess she's not really my type) She's not a hooker, whore, prostitute, crackho', or any other derogatory term that young frustrated guys like to use to describe women who enjoy having sex.

But she does have bad hair.
 
2003-03-17 11:32:48 AM
Damnit, just copy and paste, it's SFW
http://www.atlantasweetiepie.com/sweetiepie5.jpg

3Horn
 
2003-03-17 11:32:59 AM
That ain't no woman! It's a man, man!
 
2003-03-17 11:33:01 AM
Didn't the Smoking Gun have the hooker who sat on the john and killed him? She would be worse.
 
2003-03-17 11:33:08 AM
only comment is the certain c** work in the title. the title alone is NSFW!

imagine the conversation
"honey, where ya headed tonight?"
"oh, I dunno, maybe catch that new Will Farrell movie, then I might stop by "C**Fest2003 at the Holiday Inn"
"ok, see ya later"
 
2003-03-17 11:33:15 AM
Steele admitted that part of her act was to perform with cakes and pies. She spreads the food on her body and then performs sex acts.

Mmmmmm, pie...

Seriously, what is up with guys today? They'd screw a wooden fence post if you threw a bra on it. I wouldn't be able to get it up with these skanks, covered in pie or not, especially with a bunch of equally sleazy guys standing around jerkin' it. That detective will never be the same again. The inside of his mind will forever look like the Aarkieboy "Nah, that's too gross, even for me" Hall of Fame...
 
2003-03-17 11:33:20 AM
Romulus police Department? Am I missing something?

 
2003-03-17 11:34:32 AM
Drinking too much jizz can be facially wounding.
 
2003-03-17 11:34:57 AM
She even took the time to comb her bangs down over her Par 6 forehead. That's like adding a sprinkle of glitter to a couple of festering anal boils. Talk about gilding the lily.
 
2003-03-17 11:35:29 AM
You guys ever see TSG's Attractive Mugshot list? There are some pretty cute lawbreakers out there.
 
2003-03-17 11:36:09 AM
she looks pretty rough. i'm sure she has a *great* personality!
 
2003-03-17 11:36:20 AM
I think Divine Brown gets to keep her title.
 
2003-03-17 11:36:29 AM
Not as bad as some. (SFW, just mug shots)
 
2003-03-17 11:36:37 AM
Damnit, Buggernuts beat me to the goggles remark.
 
2003-03-17 11:37:21 AM
It does say she's 504 feet tall though. I mean, she's ugly, but I'd hit it just to go through an interesting experience.
 
2003-03-17 11:37:44 AM
OH JESUS AND MARY! Why would anyone PAY for that?!
 
2003-03-17 11:37:47 AM
I'd not hit it.
 
2003-03-17 11:37:54 AM
Like Red Foxx would say: "I could press her face in dough and make gorilla cookies."
 
2003-03-17 11:37:54 AM
Ugly? Yes.

Ugliest hooker ever? Lemme tell ya about the crack hos on Vancouver's downtown eastside. They come up to ya all twitchy and itchy and offer $10 blowjobs which make me think:

1) Ick
2) ICK!
3) I'll consider giving you $10 if you DON'T touch me anywhere.
4) The idea of you touching my genitals and me PAYING for it is too bizzarre to comprehend
5) I cannot believe you make enough money at this to support your crack/heroin habit.
 
2003-03-17 11:38:09 AM
Couldn't they find some slutty college girl? At least if she was ugly they could put a bag over her head (with hole in it) b/c the body wouldn't be so bad.

WTF

Also, aren't men who engage in an event where there are more men than women....a bit gay, and maybe they don't know it?
 
2003-03-17 11:38:46 AM
Hhahaha! There's a Facial hair category!
 
2003-03-17 11:39:24 AM
ouch
 
2003-03-17 11:40:04 AM
She's from Belcher Largo. Heehaw.
 
2003-03-17 11:41:58 AM
Heh, Romulus. Not a cool place
 
2003-03-17 11:42:04 AM
Checked ByteBlock's link. I am dead set that this was once a man.

 
2003-03-17 11:42:25 AM
She is so hot.
 
2003-03-17 11:42:32 AM

So, would the bag go over her face, or your own face ?


Really think about it. Farkers have probably left bars with women who looked much worse, and spent more than $15 in money trying to get her to go home with ya anyways.


I hope that picture quiets up the farkers who say they would never hit Britney Spheres. This would be your alternative in Bizarro World.

 
2003-03-17 11:44:24 AM
The swinging lifestyle is sooooo glamorous
 
2003-03-17 11:46:40 AM
MOM?!
 
2003-03-17 11:47:23 AM
Hey I don't remember seeing her there....er I mean.....
 
2003-03-17 11:47:55 AM
The report says the tattoo on her right thigh says "David's girl". If I were David, I'd force her to remove it...
 
2003-03-17 11:48:05 AM
EWWWWW! The kittens are safe!
 
2003-03-17 11:49:16 AM
There is a lady here at my office, who my brother and I both agree is the ugliest woman in the world. I think I am going to bring my digital camera into work and get a picture of her for you guys. I can post it in the next ugly girl thread.
btw... Have some standards people! I pity those dudes who went to this party. That is just so incredibly pathetic.
 
2003-03-17 11:49:29 AM
to refresh peoples memories... they caught this "party" cuz some 17 yr old guy got an email inviting him, and his mom caught it and reported it to the police.
i remember in the original thread, people were bagging on the mom for snooping in her sons e-mail and stuff. but after seeing what she protected him from, all i can say is best. mom. evar.
can you imagine what mental scars you would carry for all eternity if, when you were 17, you went to what you thought would be a fun sex party and saw THAT getting the glazed donut treatment? there's not enough EW in all the world.
 
2003-03-17 11:50:13 AM
Did she acutally get paid for the train or does she just usually charge for her naseua-inducing services? I got the idea from the article that she did this one for free.
 
2003-03-17 11:50:45 AM
heh.. I didn't know the Romulans occupied some parts of the US.
 
2003-03-17 11:54:31 AM
Here kitty kitty. It's okay. Well, sure I have a history of killing kittens, it's just... Well, after that mug shot, I can't.

That pic is to killing kittens as Spike's chip is to vampire attacks.

/Buffy geek
 
2003-03-17 11:55:27 AM
they flew this pig in especially for the "fest"?
*shudder* not safe for reading.

and I would imagine you have to play the $15 BEFORE you see the merchendise.
walk in... one look... "refund?"
 
2003-03-17 11:55:36 AM
lumpy22[nospam-﹫-backwards]o­ohay*co­m, you're mine now!
 
2003-03-17 11:57:09 AM
I didn't know they still MADE Toni home perms...

What's up with her bangs, looks like someone strung a bunch of paper clips from her forehead. I'm thinking Gwyneth Paltrow's going to look like her in a few years.

Wonder who David is from the "David's Girl" tattoo? Wonder if that tattoo's in braille.
 
2003-03-17 11:58:09 AM
i´m never gonna get it up again.



i mean my sense of humor, of course.
 
2003-03-17 11:58:14 AM
That's a MAN, baby!
 
2003-03-17 12:00:15 PM
Kittens safe? I think 5000 kittens just spontaneously popped into existence somewhere.
 
2003-03-17 12:02:31 PM
The Orgy Master lives in Hazel Park, about a block from my brother.

Hazel Park, for those who don't know, is where all the hillybillies and rednecks live in the Detroit area. Well, those who don't live in Taylor, that is. Romulus is where the Detroit Metropolitan Airport is.

Wow. What a waste of $15 bucks.

But, my favorite line in the TSG report is "An invesigation revealed the possibility of sexual activitity in the list rooms." For two reasons:

1) Activi-tity? Hmmm...Someone has sex on the brain.
2) Sexual activity in a hotel? GOD FORBID!!!

VD
 
2003-03-17 12:16:34 PM
That picture traumatized me so much I lopped off my genitals and threw it at my screen. Thank you TSG.
 
2003-03-17 12:17:13 PM
 
2003-03-17 12:18:44 PM
I actually stayed at that hotel about 2 weeks ago, before i left for Vegas. If only i had known....and no, i didn't stay in either of those rooms. They need to get the black light in those rooms. Someone call Haz-Mat!
 
2003-03-17 12:27:57 PM
Almost as bad as this...

 
2003-03-17 12:28:05 PM
IF this woman was not being paid for her services - which seems easy enough to believe...who'd pay? - I don't think she committed any crime (at least none of the ones listed on the charge sheet...few others against God and good taste without question).
She claims to love sex. One wonders how she would know, it being doubtful that anyone had ever been drunk enough to fark her the first time, but the testimony of the unfortunate cop who attended undercover seems to count in her favour, credibility-wise.
Bunch of consenting adults defraying the cost of the hotel room. Nothing to see here folks...move along.
Problem, I expect, will be with emailing minors to attend the party...but that has nothing to do with the fugly whore.
 
2003-03-17 12:29:35 PM
Bill_Wick's I always wonder about that too--how do those skaggy crack addicts actually make enough money to support any kind of drug habit, since no man ever admits to being with one of them?

DARE--Drugs are really expensive!
 
2003-03-17 12:31:41 PM
I blame porn for my dashed hopes of hot women 'n' goodlooking men in orgies.

'cause the reality is NASTY!

M.E.B.
I shall now sue every porno maker in America.

/sarcasm
 
2003-03-17 12:38:26 PM
He promised to take only "body shots" for uploading to the 'net.

Riiight.
 
2003-03-17 12:39:06 PM
I'd hit it over and over again............
with my car!
 
2003-03-17 12:41:17 PM
David's Girl LOL...wonder what David has to say about this!
 
2003-03-17 12:53:51 PM
Jeez..... that e-mail they sent out was way off.
 
2003-03-17 12:55:42 PM
This crap pisses me off. Where's the reason they got arrested? I can see the Hotel telling them to get out, but there was no crime. No prostitution, no harm, no foul. Pay your $15, and worst case, run like hell when you see the cute-coeds are actually NOT... I hope to god somebody nails that police Dept for hasseling them simply because they don't LIKE what they are doing.

Yes they sent an invite to a 17yr old... How'd he get on the mailing list? Probably clicked a "Yes, I'm 18" button on a web site... so screw him. (and his mother)

Let people have their fun. If that's the best peice of meat some guys can get, then at least let them have it... Better than jumping some young girl in an alley because they're frustrated.
 
2003-03-17 12:56:52 PM
Aaahhh...The invention of 15watt bulbs!
 
2003-03-17 12:59:12 PM
eww.. that nasty lookin' chick lives between my work and home. In fact she lives a few blocks away from my son's daycare.

The road is Belcher, and the city is Largo.. it's not "Belcher Largo". Ohh.. and it doesn't refer to a belch, it's a guy's last name that first owned most of largo.

That's freaky though. Hmm.. maybe I should print-out the mug shot page, and go to her house to get an autograph.

Or maybe I should just print-out this whole list and leave it on her doorstep. Ideally, I could ring the doorbell and run.. hide in the bushes and snap off a few pictures of her for you guys.

I don't wanna' get Fark in trouble though.
 
2003-03-17 01:00:46 PM
 
2003-03-17 01:00:50 PM
I would hit it...literally...with my fist!!
 
2003-03-17 01:02:29 PM
That is what I lie to call a Texas 2 bagger. A bag for her head and a bag for yours in case hers falls off.
 
2003-03-17 01:03:15 PM
hah hah {b]Reezle[/b] I agree.

I still love that Deuce Bigalow reference in there... Cakes and Pies...ever parked your bicycle in an aircraft hangar?
 
2003-03-17 01:12:43 PM
EWWWWWWWWWWWW

YUCK

What kind of guy pays $15 to have that touch him?

I think I'm gonna hurl.
 
2003-03-17 01:15:54 PM
Heh, she isn't as bad as this:

 
2003-03-17 01:17:16 PM
03-17-03 11:31:34 AM Highlifeman
120 pounds.
Maybe she's 2'3".


Aren't those lines from Sir Mixalot's "Baby Got Back"?
 
2003-03-17 01:21:43 PM
ohh.. the address is that of an apartment complex...

I ain't goin' door-to-door with a nasty pic like THAT..
 
2003-03-17 01:22:22 PM
I am willing to bet they paid the $15 before thsy saw the hooker.
 
2003-03-17 01:22:47 PM
Froggy, that's Austin's lovable transvestite Leslie, who is, fortunately enough, not a hooker. He did run for mayor though, and you know what they say about politicians.
 
2003-03-17 01:25:50 PM
Something tells me Reezle was there. Or is he the orgy master...? Or..worse...yet...are you/could you/would you be THE "gal" who keeps house of ill fame?!?!
 
2003-03-17 01:26:05 PM
That's a man, baby!
 
2003-03-17 01:26:36 PM
Where is the crime here? Yes, she is one fugly bizatch and they should be jailed for even thinking about hitting that but.. what are the charges? Is farking in a hotel room against the law?
 
2003-03-17 01:34:44 PM
 
2003-03-17 01:36:11 PM
Why is a blow job from this woman like walking a tight rope?



Everything is great until you look down.
 
2003-03-17 01:39:56 PM
Jellyhead is right - age Gwenyth about 15 years, add a few pounds - and it's here.... peeking out from behind those huge jowells and wrinkley neck and bad perm.

Anyone else agree?
 
2003-03-17 01:52:16 PM
 
2003-03-17 01:53:41 PM
120lbs my ass! maybe 30 years ago
 
2003-03-17 01:53:49 PM
I think there are a Lot more interesting questions, like: how did BJQ achieve her royal, uh, position? Do you start out as a BJP? Or was it a contest? (And where do you sign up to be a judge?)
 
2003-03-17 01:55:44 PM
Un I don't know about this one...maybe I'll pass...
 
2003-03-17 01:55:55 PM
The real travesty is that she claims to weigh 120. I lie on my driver's license, too, but not by 50 lbs.
 
2003-03-17 01:56:06 PM
Cripes! I bet you'd have to tie a board to your ass to keep from falling in.
 
2003-03-17 02:00:30 PM
Redlamp8

That IS Gwenyth now. It's just that for the big stars, every frame is digitally re-mastered to remove impurities/wrinkles camera angles make them look taller.
(Notice Micheal J Fox is always filmed with his face slightly higher than the camera, (makes him look taller) and you NEVER see him full body when he is kissing the leading lady,(so you don't see him standing on a stool.
He's 5'4" (Hollywood height is usually 2" taller than "real" height) Look at Danny DeVito, If he's 5'2" then Judd Hirsch is 7' tall.
 
2003-03-17 02:06:11 PM
Not sure what happened to my picturestage link
 
2003-03-17 02:09:30 PM
Damn, I do believe that I need to acquire a new Fark handle because after seeing that, I no longer desire to whisper to whores ever again.
 
2003-03-17 02:12:26 PM
Thats freaken nothing, once in my town I was driving around and saw a hooker on the corner who's face LITERLY looked like the kid in the Cher "Mask" movie. Honest to god!
 
2003-03-17 02:15:44 PM
Brings new meaning to the phrase "two-bagger". and the word "vomit"...
 
2003-03-17 02:26:36 PM
GRANDMA?!



No, no, just kidding. My grandmother is downright hot compared to that puddingbeast.
 
2003-03-17 02:30:51 PM
There is no God
 
2003-03-17 02:31:05 PM
Awwwgod!!!! Horrible! The first beast is downright cute compared to the other bag of dirt. The "Barbara Steele" woman looks, literally, like "Jason" unmasked from Friday the 13th part 2! Worse than bad!
 
2003-03-17 02:32:42 PM
GROSS!
 
2003-03-17 02:35:37 PM
Gooch
There is no God


If this thread had voting enabled for funniest comment, Gooch would win. Thank you Gooch.
 
2003-03-17 02:37:51 PM
Somehow I fail to care about the appearance of some random woman I don't even know.
 
2003-03-17 02:39:42 PM
Diogenes, I was thinking of a popcicle stick in a milk bucket.
 
2003-03-17 02:49:15 PM
She hit every branch when she fell out of the ugly tree.
Damn!!
 
cot
2003-03-17 02:51:45 PM
Ugliest whore ever? Julia Roberts.

case closed.
 
2003-03-17 02:58:08 PM
It's good to know that with all that's going on in the world today we can step back and say GOD DAMN THAT'S ONE UGLY biatch!
 
2003-03-17 02:59:38 PM
Kittens are returning from the dead, even! Praise the lord!
 
2003-03-17 03:14:47 PM
I would SO demand my $15 back.
 
2003-03-17 03:40:45 PM
Everyone's out consuming lots and lots of green beer and stringy beef, WWIII is about to start, it's a full moon tonight, and trolls pass themselves off as hookers.

SATAN WALKS THE EARTH!!!!!
 
2003-03-17 03:51:17 PM
I'd hit it - with an M1A1 Abrahms Tank.
 
2003-03-17 03:53:21 PM
Was that was the Detroit FARK party?
 
2003-03-17 04:01:02 PM
Hell, after 10 or 20 guys you wouldn't be able to tell how ugly she is.
 
2003-03-17 04:06:11 PM
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2003-03-17 04:08:56 PM
You people are more brave than I. I'd need a 3 bagger. You know, one on her, one on me, and one by the door in case someone walks in.
 
2003-03-17 04:09:07 PM
I think its funny that all of you guys are believing that she wasn't really a prosititute, but that she just "loves sex." With 100 some creepy guys, in a hotel room, as part of an advertised event. My ass she wasn't being paid for it.
 
2003-03-17 04:09:27 PM
If you think her face is bad, considering she's into group sex.... just IMAGINE the horror of her pussy!

Roast beef for the entire WORLD people!

M.E.B.
 
2003-03-17 04:15:24 PM
Korag_The_Nasty wins...
 
2003-03-17 04:18:31 PM
You show up to "CumFest 2003" and are promised tons of women to suck you off. Instead, there's 50 guys, three women, and at least one looks like this.

This is the sexual equivalent of going to a job interview or somewhere promising a free trip and getting there to discover that it's a seminar on how to attain financial independence by selling steak knives door to door.
 
2003-03-17 04:22:20 PM
MIND STALKER: Even though she/he looked like the kid in Mask, you forgot to tell us how he/she was in the sack?
 
2003-03-17 04:25:17 PM
To be honest for a 44 year old she is average. Not ugly and yes you have a good chance of your future spouse looking just as appetising at that age.


The fact that she was able to bed so many men so easily says nothing on her.

She is 44 most likely unable to get pregnant.
Most sexually transmitted diseases can be cured or the symptons contained.
If she gets aids with medicine today she could probably live 15 to 20 years which would make her 59 to 63 not living late but still have been alive a reasonable amount of time.
So if your going to become a hooker getting paid or a stupid slut (if your going to fark alot of men use your brains and at least make some money). Then around her age or older is probably best.
Being average probably makes her a better lover because she cannot just rely on her looks
Being average probably stops her from choosing men on looks.
Isn't it true that goodlooking men are lousy lovers because they can be and can still get and keep women.

She is getting hers despite her looks. Are you?
 
2003-03-17 04:36:16 PM
Stymie, Diogenes:
I liken it more to throwing a hot dog down a hallway, but not as much as cleaning a dog bowl with a q-tip.
 
2003-03-17 04:37:51 PM
I seriously doubt that any of the men who "did" her are better-looking.
 
2003-03-17 04:58:43 PM
Romulus police dept. eh?

She's no green skinned alien slave woman, but I reckon Capt Kirk might hit her.....
 
2003-03-17 05:11:47 PM
I think I'm gonna puke....
 
2003-03-17 05:18:11 PM
"CumFest", heh
 
2003-03-17 05:20:06 PM
Fark needs a "Dumbfest" tag,
for stupid events involving large groups of people.
 
2003-03-17 05:58:13 PM
I'll draw any one a map that wants to hit it. I lived two blocks from this women when I lived in Florida. I never thought the day would come when I saw someone I knew on Fark! I guess it just might be better than cops. You think thats a bad picture of her, just imagine how hot it gets in Florida and how the amount of clothing people wear, goes from jeans to thong bikinis in a month. EWWW
 
2003-03-17 06:12:01 PM
shiat, she's not even as ugly as Houston, who if I recall correctly, starred in the "Houston 500" mass-gangbanging (ick). I mean, yeah, she's ugly, but it's a plain regular ugly augmented by late middle age, not a plastic-surgery-horror balloon-lips ugly like Houston.
 
2003-03-17 06:22:51 PM
Hah! You think that woman is fugly, check our her accomplice.

Makes the first one look nice. I think this image has singlehandedly (get it?) compelled me to stop killing kittens for 2 weeks.

/can still see it when he closes his eyes. Agh!
 
2003-03-17 06:58:39 PM
I think the document confused her height with her weight.
 
2003-03-17 07:43:40 PM
Gypsy,
Glad to hear you got away while you still could. I STILL live near the biatch. Yes, it DOES get hot down here, and as you can well imagine, someone as "into sex" as she is, does her best to display ALL of her saggy wares.. in the hot Florida sun.

Let's put it this way, the tanlines are hidden in the wrinkles, and I SURE as hell don't wanna' find 'em.

This is kinda' like muckin'out a horse's stall with a matchhead.

"am I in yet? I can't see a thing?"
 
2003-03-17 07:44:36 PM
That's nothing, there are those HBO Hookers at the Point specials on these whores that work the Hunt's Point section of the Bronx in NYC. They are just as oogaly, if not even more oogaly. Why anyone would wnt to fuk eny of those betches is beyond me, let alone pay for it. YUK!!!
 
2003-03-17 08:44:32 PM
WTF! She looks like a mutant cross between Nicole Bass and Dusty Rhodes forehead!
 
2003-03-17 09:37:29 PM
"She's my phillie I'm her stud
Her bean is bigger than my pud
It's like feeding a tic-tac to a whale
That's why I love her"

120 pounds my ass!
 
2003-03-17 09:42:01 PM
These women look like the chicks that my ex-roommates friends would bring over when they were "hard up".

Funny, I'd rather kill kittens than do that.
 
2003-03-17 10:51:08 PM
Looks like someone's been doing some ugly stick training again.
 
2003-03-17 11:24:19 PM
well, it's not like you're having sex with her face.

wait...
 
2003-03-18 12:04:11 AM
Shut up you guys! That's my ex-girlfriend!!!!
 
2003-03-18 12:26:31 AM
Mom?
 
2003-03-18 12:54:25 AM
KingofLlamas: If that is your mom than you must be farking ugly. And I thought that Duke sucks. They do but so does your mom. If I found out that my mom was a $15 crack whore I'd try to cut off my penis and become a women so that I could look just like her. Or maybe not.....
 
2003-03-18 01:28:40 AM
To quote the Carlin:

I wouldn't touch that with a stolen dick!
 
2003-03-18 02:11:10 AM
To ALL the guys who slapped that PIG.
HOW & THEEEEEEEE HELL WOULD YOU HAVE TAPPED THAT??????!
I'm sorry...I've been w/ Ho's before,but they was worth payin' for!!!! Fine shiate! Thasanastybiatch. Sorry.My Dick is TOO important to me.
 
2003-03-18 03:22:11 AM
One of my friends dormmates dated a girl that reminds me of her. They called her "tirespin".. on account of it looking like a car parked on her face, then spun it's tires. no pretty. I believe they also called her FireAxe. (looked like her face was on fire, and someone put it out with an axe.)
 
2003-03-18 07:16:57 AM
We also had a girl like that in college. We called her 'SpongePig'. On account of her lokking like a pig, that was...erm...made out of sponge.

And i cant believe that no-one picked up on the fact that someone was giving her oral. I would eat, sleep, drink and bath listerine after that.
 
2003-03-18 04:01:35 PM
(if your going to fark alot of men use your brains and at least make some money)

No amount of money could even come close to what its worth for me to preform sex acts on you. (Yep, I'm that good.) Sure, I feel a little underappreciated sometimes but at least I'm doing it because I like to and not because I want some money or drugs or even to manipulate someone into "loving" me. I just enjoy that exchange of pleasure. So on behalf of many sluts, we wouldn't fark you anyways since you think good sex comes from old, homely, lieing, spamming, money-grubbing biatches.
 
2003-03-18 07:31:35 PM
Froggy, HAHA!

Its Leslie!!

I see that guy almost everyday on the corner of 6th and Congress. He's got a progeny that is even worse! And I'm not kidding. I forgot what they call him, but he's even worse than leslie. anyway....

One of the funniest things I've seen. Broad daylight, Pecan St Festival, Leslie in a thong, bent WAAAAAAY over with his ass to where the tourist buses unload. Lots of Baptist country families, hiding their childrens' eyes. Others just laughing outloud. Man, that cat is a trip.

Leslie...... heheh
 
2003-03-18 07:46:12 PM
Ooogly? Yes. Ugliest? No Way! They gots a special farm up under a lake in Minnesota where they grows'em real ugly. Then they set'em loose in St. Paul. How anyone could pay for it from these I'll never know. Granted, some of the men have to sneak up on a gym sock to kill kittens...
http://www.ci.saint-paul.mn.us/depts/police/prostitution_photos_current.html
 
2003-03-28 05:36:25 AM
Too many ugly people have sex.

A permit should be required.
 
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