Damn my eyes!!!

my coque just fell off

Hehe: "Prostitution/Keeping House of Ill Fame"

WTF?

On another note, when you say "TSG is there", does that mean what I think it means?

i'd hit it

I think I saw the Crocodile Hunter wrestle her out of a swamp on one of his shows.

There's been worse posted on Fark.

lumpy jowel fest 2003

weight 120?

I'd hit it, if that's what it means to be an American.

World's ugliest hooker? Not even close.

*shudder*

Prostitution/Keeping House of Ill Fame...more like keeping house of skank.

And Forsythe I hope she paid them the $15.

I'd pay for it.

-Cotb

Its SFW, ya know.. just a mugshot..

Hair: BRO
Eyes: BLU
Build: AVERAGE
Complexion: EVIL

Even I wouldn't pay for that.

She's the world's ugliest hooker... after your MOTHER!

Oh shiat!

Romulus, MI!!! Better Get Captain Picard in there to fumigate, the Romulans have invaded earth.

5'4" 120? I call shenanigans on the jailhouse scale.

I don't know what the big deal is. We've seen MUCH worse on TSG. In fact, I would go so far as to say that that is the best-looking ugly-TSG-chick I've ever seen.

Not that I'd hit it...

I don't know what the big deal is. We've seen MUCH worse on TSG

True, but this thing was doing a gang-bang...

oh, ick.

Bump-- Too Funny.
Her head looks like it weighs 120 alone.

no amount of intoxicants could make that look even interesting in a novelty - circus show kinda way

Read it all the way through...

Here's another lady's site:

http://www.atlantasweetiepie.com

We'd Hit It!

VOMIT

Now how am I supposed to eat my corned beef & cabbage after looking at that? Fark!

Stay away from that website if you value your eyesight. The goggles, they do nothing.

120 pounds.
Maybe she's 2'3".

That ain't no woman! It's a man, man!

Didn't the Smoking Gun have the hooker who sat on the john and killed him? She would be worse.

only comment is the certain c** work in the title. the title alone is NSFW!

imagine the conversation
"honey, where ya headed tonight?"
"oh, I dunno, maybe catch that new Will Farrell movie, then I might stop by "C**Fest2003 at the Holiday Inn"
"ok, see ya later"

Steele admitted that part of her act was to perform with cakes and pies. She spreads the food on her body and then performs sex acts.

Mmmmmm, pie...

Seriously, what is up with guys today? They'd screw a wooden fence post if you threw a bra on it. I wouldn't be able to get it up with these skanks, covered in pie or not, especially with a bunch of equally sleazy guys standing around jerkin' it. That detective will never be the same again. The inside of his mind will forever look like the Aarkieboy "Nah, that's too gross, even for me" Hall of Fame...

Romulus police Department? Am I missing something?

Drinking too much jizz can be facially wounding.

You guys ever see TSG's Attractive Mugshot list? There are some pretty cute lawbreakers out there.

she looks pretty rough. i'm sure she has a *great* personality!