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(The Smoking Gun)   The world's ugliest hooker? Mug shot and police report from "CumFest 2003" hotel orgy. TSG is there   ( divider line
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183846 clicks; posted to Main » on 17 Mar 2003 at 11:18 AM (14 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2003-03-17 04:25:17 PM  
To be honest for a 44 year old she is average. Not ugly and yes you have a good chance of your future spouse looking just as appetising at that age.

The fact that she was able to bed so many men so easily says nothing on her.

She is 44 most likely unable to get pregnant.
Most sexually transmitted diseases can be cured or the symptons contained.
If she gets aids with medicine today she could probably live 15 to 20 years which would make her 59 to 63 not living late but still have been alive a reasonable amount of time.
So if your going to become a hooker getting paid or a stupid slut (if your going to fark alot of men use your brains and at least make some money). Then around her age or older is probably best.
Being average probably makes her a better lover because she cannot just rely on her looks
Being average probably stops her from choosing men on looks.
Isn't it true that goodlooking men are lousy lovers because they can be and can still get and keep women.

She is getting hers despite her looks. Are you?
2003-03-17 04:36:16 PM  
Stymie, Diogenes:
I liken it more to throwing a hot dog down a hallway, but not as much as cleaning a dog bowl with a q-tip.
2003-03-17 04:37:51 PM  
I seriously doubt that any of the men who "did" her are better-looking.
2003-03-17 04:58:43 PM  
Romulus police dept. eh?

She's no green skinned alien slave woman, but I reckon Capt Kirk might hit her.....
2003-03-17 05:11:47 PM  
I think I'm gonna puke....
2003-03-17 05:18:11 PM  
"CumFest", heh
2003-03-17 05:20:06 PM  
Fark needs a "Dumbfest" tag,
for stupid events involving large groups of people.
2003-03-17 05:58:13 PM  
I'll draw any one a map that wants to hit it. I lived two blocks from this women when I lived in Florida. I never thought the day would come when I saw someone I knew on Fark! I guess it just might be better than cops. You think thats a bad picture of her, just imagine how hot it gets in Florida and how the amount of clothing people wear, goes from jeans to thong bikinis in a month. EWWW
2003-03-17 06:12:01 PM  
shiat, she's not even as ugly as Houston, who if I recall correctly, starred in the "Houston 500" mass-gangbanging (ick). I mean, yeah, she's ugly, but it's a plain regular ugly augmented by late middle age, not a plastic-surgery-horror balloon-lips ugly like Houston.
2003-03-17 06:22:51 PM  
Hah! You think that woman is fugly, check our her accomplice.
[image from too old to be available]
Makes the first one look nice. I think this image has singlehandedly (get it?) compelled me to stop killing kittens for 2 weeks.

/can still see it when he closes his eyes. Agh!
2003-03-17 06:58:39 PM  
I think the document confused her height with her weight.
2003-03-17 07:43:40 PM  
Glad to hear you got away while you still could. I STILL live near the biatch. Yes, it DOES get hot down here, and as you can well imagine, someone as "into sex" as she is, does her best to display ALL of her saggy wares.. in the hot Florida sun.

Let's put it this way, the tanlines are hidden in the wrinkles, and I SURE as hell don't wanna' find 'em.

This is kinda' like muckin'out a horse's stall with a matchhead.

"am I in yet? I can't see a thing?"
2003-03-17 07:44:36 PM  
That's nothing, there are those HBO Hookers at the Point specials on these whores that work the Hunt's Point section of the Bronx in NYC. They are just as oogaly, if not even more oogaly. Why anyone would wnt to fuk eny of those betches is beyond me, let alone pay for it. YUK!!!
2003-03-17 08:44:32 PM  
WTF! She looks like a mutant cross between Nicole Bass and Dusty Rhodes forehead!
2003-03-17 09:37:29 PM  
"She's my phillie I'm her stud
Her bean is bigger than my pud
It's like feeding a tic-tac to a whale
That's why I love her"

120 pounds my ass!
2003-03-17 09:42:01 PM  
These women look like the chicks that my ex-roommates friends would bring over when they were "hard up".

Funny, I'd rather kill kittens than do that.
2003-03-17 10:51:08 PM  
Looks like someone's been doing some ugly stick training again.
2003-03-17 11:24:19 PM  
well, it's not like you're having sex with her face.

2003-03-18 12:04:11 AM  
Shut up you guys! That's my ex-girlfriend!!!!
2003-03-18 12:26:31 AM  
2003-03-18 12:54:25 AM  
KingofLlamas: If that is your mom than you must be farking ugly. And I thought that Duke sucks. They do but so does your mom. If I found out that my mom was a $15 crack whore I'd try to cut off my penis and become a women so that I could look just like her. Or maybe not.....
2003-03-18 01:28:40 AM  
To quote the Carlin:

I wouldn't touch that with a stolen dick!
2003-03-18 02:11:10 AM  
To ALL the guys who slapped that PIG.
I'm sorry...I've been w/ Ho's before,but they was worth payin' for!!!! Fine shiate! Thasanastybiatch. Sorry.My Dick is TOO important to me.
2003-03-18 03:22:11 AM  
One of my friends dormmates dated a girl that reminds me of her. They called her "tirespin".. on account of it looking like a car parked on her face, then spun it's tires. no pretty. I believe they also called her FireAxe. (looked like her face was on fire, and someone put it out with an axe.)
2003-03-18 07:16:57 AM  
We also had a girl like that in college. We called her 'SpongePig'. On account of her lokking like a pig, that was...erm...made out of sponge.

And i cant believe that no-one picked up on the fact that someone was giving her oral. I would eat, sleep, drink and bath listerine after that.
2003-03-18 04:01:35 PM  
(if your going to fark alot of men use your brains and at least make some money)

No amount of money could even come close to what its worth for me to preform sex acts on you. (Yep, I'm that good.) Sure, I feel a little underappreciated sometimes but at least I'm doing it because I like to and not because I want some money or drugs or even to manipulate someone into "loving" me. I just enjoy that exchange of pleasure. So on behalf of many sluts, we wouldn't fark you anyways since you think good sex comes from old, homely, lieing, spamming, money-grubbing biatches.
2003-03-18 07:31:35 PM  
Froggy, HAHA!

Its Leslie!!

I see that guy almost everyday on the corner of 6th and Congress. He's got a progeny that is even worse! And I'm not kidding. I forgot what they call him, but he's even worse than leslie. anyway....

One of the funniest things I've seen. Broad daylight, Pecan St Festival, Leslie in a thong, bent WAAAAAAY over with his ass to where the tourist buses unload. Lots of Baptist country families, hiding their childrens' eyes. Others just laughing outloud. Man, that cat is a trip.

Leslie...... heheh
2003-03-18 07:46:12 PM  
Ooogly? Yes. Ugliest? No Way! They gots a special farm up under a lake in Minnesota where they grows'em real ugly. Then they set'em loose in St. Paul. How anyone could pay for it from these I'll never know. Granted, some of the men have to sneak up on a gym sock to kill kittens...​t.html
2003-03-28 05:36:25 AM  
Too many ugly people have sex.

A permit should be required.
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