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(Some Guy)   New video game imagines armed revolution in 2011, features Sarah Palin "helping to take out several Hamas warriors who were guarding Rahm Emanuel." Rugged patriots seen rushing to their bunks en masse   (usofearth.com) divider line 259
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2009-10-16 12:05:03 AM  
...

I am speechless.
 
2009-10-16 12:07:43 AM  
That's... Wow. It's like someone built a colossal monument to Poe's Law. I especially love this:

Rush Limbaugh and Glenn Beck Found Dead in Camp

(Fox News Logo)

March 5, 2011 - Clark County, VA - A FEMA camp was liberated today, one of two still controlled by the war criminals loyal to Obama. Rush Limbaugh was executed over a week earlier, we are told, and Glenn Beck was found in his cell and has died, incredibly of an 'aspirin overdose', the preferred way to send a message to the enemies of Obama. The NY Times came out with the typically disgusting headline, "Shots Fired in Virginia; Rush and Beck Finally Shut Up", in their first admission that there is even a war going on. Their last half dozen readers were later surprised when their Queens, NY printing center and offices were firebombed by Patriots who simply had enough of that trash propaganda outlet. Thomas Jefferson said "Nothing can now be believed which is seen in a newspaper. Truth itself becomes suspicious by being put into that polluted vehicle."
 
2009-10-16 12:13:10 AM  
Raiden333: Rush Limbaugh was executed over a week earlier, we are told, and Glenn Beck was found in his cell and has died

Is it wrong I'm OK with this whole thing on those grounds?
 
2009-10-16 12:13:18 AM  
The United States is a creation of "racists and warmongers," Obama says to a stunned America, and is to be replaced by the North American Union.

I wouldn't pay a single goddamn Amero to play this game.
 
2009-10-16 12:15:16 AM  
vote out seventeen of the nineteen Democrats in the Senate and 178 in Congress that were up for reelection.

LAWL these people are farking deluded. This shiat is hilarity of the highest order.
 
2009-10-16 12:47:38 AM  
GAT_00: vote out seventeen of the nineteen Democrats in the Senate and 178 in Congress that were up for reelection.

Uh, every one of the 256 House Democrats are up for reelection in 2010. Plus, voting out 17 of the 19 Senate Democrats would entail beating completely untouchable people like Schumer, Wyden, and Leahy.
 
2009-10-16 01:00:08 AM  
So, that "History" section is absolutely hilarious. It's like every piece of wharrgarbl from the past year combined. I recommend everyone read it.
 
2009-10-16 01:37:12 AM  
This has GOT to be a carefully crafted farce. In order to maintain any bit of sanity, I can only believe that this was concocted by a bunch of snickering undergrads out for the LULZ.
 
2009-10-16 01:41:39 AM  
I'm still waiting for Nehemiah Scudder to be elected president in 2012, and for the USA to turn into a religious dictatorship when there's no 2016 election.
 
2009-10-16 01:48:27 AM  
Mobkey: I'm still waiting for Nehemiah Scudder to be elected president in 2012, and for the USA to turn into a religious dictatorship when there's no 2016 election.

revolt in 2100

these people always get the year wrong
 
2009-10-16 02:07:35 AM  
These people are seriously unhinged.
 
2009-10-16 02:08:50 AM  
It's no Left Behind: Eternal Forces.
 
2009-10-16 02:09:53 AM  
If feel underarmed, like, in real life. Thank god if anything ever did go down Canada is a quick swim across Lake Erie.
 
2009-10-16 02:10:51 AM  
How do I get some of this moron money?
 
2009-10-16 02:12:12 AM  
Is it time for the pic of Sarah w/ Patriotic vag discharge again?

bestdamncreativewritingblog.files.wordpress.com
 
2009-10-16 02:14:26 AM  

Player / Troops / Size of army
1. LodispotoMilitia 236766
2. DamianThorne 195979
3. sexynewyorker11208 179528
4. DemocraticCommieBastards 161016


They've been infiltrated! Aaaaaaaie!
 
2009-10-16 02:14:33 AM  
Dr.Zom: How do I get some of this moron money?

I'm starting to think you're right. Why should I waste time making fun of these people when I could be getting paid?

I wouldn't mind parting a few of these fools from their money.
 
2009-10-16 02:15:01 AM  
EL_FABREZ: If feel underarmed, like, in real life. Thank god if anything ever did go down Canada is a quick swim across Lake Erie.

Oo. They must've cleaned it up some. You used to be able to walk across it from Cleveland.
 
2009-10-16 02:21:36 AM  
api.ning.com

Leeerrrroooooy Jenkins!
 
2009-10-16 02:22:16 AM  
Raiden333: Glenn Beck Found Dead in Camp

Well, he should be executed if it's true that Glenn Beck raped and murdered a girl in 1990

/why won't he deny it?
 
2009-10-16 02:23:58 AM  
When words fail you, there's always WHARGARBLE.

/just wow
 
2009-10-16 02:24:59 AM  
I can't really tell if I have to pay money to play their shiatty flash game, and that usually means I do.

Welp.
 
2009-10-16 02:26:49 AM  
img127.imageshack.us

/I just winged him, turned him into a Unitarian.
 
2009-10-16 02:33:37 AM  
www.freewebs.com
"What an schitt-load of phuque! It's like if Mallard Filmore washed down Morton Downey Junior's rotting, decomposing balls with a glassful of Barbara Bush's now-useless eggs and crapped out a load of rancid, undead ass-babies!"
 
2009-10-16 02:34:23 AM  
Christ, this sounds like "The Turner Diaries: The Home Game."

I frequently hear NRA-types refer to President Obama as "The Gun Salesman of the Year."

You know who the runners-up are? WHAARGARRBLERS. I have had liberal friends who have never considered owning a gun in their lives calling me up and asking me for a recommendation for their first handgun or shotgun, because they're that disturbed at how farking unhinged the extreme right-wing has gotten.

/Please tell me this is a fine example of Poe's Law.
 
2009-10-16 02:34:38 AM  
I was all set to play, just to see how bad it might be. Then I saw that the little fark wanted cash money. Screw that noise.
 
2009-10-16 02:35:21 AM  
"Alex Jones rescued... most of his 'conspiracy theories' have since been proven true"

Only slightly less insane than the thought of Rahm Emmanuel and Hamas being on the same side.
 
2009-10-16 02:36:42 AM  
More plausible than the World of Warcraft story arc.
 
2009-10-16 02:38:55 AM  
... This is one scary pile of far-right craziness there.

I bet he supports Ron Paul, too.
 
2009-10-16 02:41:27 AM  
I haven't seen something be so funny and yet so disturbing at the same time since I gave up watching clown on midget porn.
 
2009-10-16 02:41:28 AM  
Jesus Christ.

I hope these dipshiats do unite and try to go on their masturbatory vision of taking America over. That way they'll all be in one place when they're fired upon.

These pseudointellectual coontbags all would claim to be experts in politics and history. By their own claims, they should know Obama is more right than he is left.


Sgt Otter: Christ, this sounds like "The Turner Diaries: The Home Game."

I frequently hear NRA-types refer to President Obama as "The Gun Salesman of the Year."

You know who the runners-up are? WHAARGARRBLERS. I have had liberal friends who have never considered owning a gun in their lives calling me up and asking me for a recommendation for their first handgun or shotgun, because they're that disturbed at how farking unhinged the extreme right-wing has gotten.

/Please tell me this is a fine example of Poe's Law.



It wouldn't be a bad idea to buy a gun if Glenn Beck starts telling the great retarded masses to go carry out his trolly agenda.

The unhinged right wing is even worse now because, thanks to Glenn Beck, they now believe themselves to be historians.

/Hey, it's kinda nice to see themselves at least ATTEMPT to educate themselves. It's kinda a welcome break from their previous anti-intellectual viewpoint of "You talk like a fag and your shiat's all retarded."
 
2009-10-16 02:46:57 AM  
Insertwitty Namehere: I haven't seen something be so funny and yet so disturbing at the same time since I gave up watching clown on midget porn.

Still never as bad as the Time Cube (new window)
 
2009-10-16 02:47:02 AM  
Mike_LowELL: More plausible than the World of Warcraft story arc.

The one they have running now or the one where Thrall has seemingly lost his mind because he appoints "Kill everything without green skin" Garrosh as his replacement for leader of the Horde?
 
2009-10-16 02:50:13 AM  
OMFG, I LOVE IT!!!
 
2009-10-16 02:52:37 AM  
I just had to go back to see how they mentioned ACORN.

Yeah, they get slaughtered by Ted Nugent.

It's like Pajamas Media. Reads like satire, but isn't.

//or is it?
 
2009-10-16 02:54:11 AM  
Gato Negro: OMFG, I LOVE IT!!!

Just be sure to use a Kleenex afterward.
 
2009-10-16 02:56:14 AM  
If it doesn't end with Jeff Flake crowned King of both RealAmerica AND prom, I'm not interested.
 
2009-10-16 02:57:17 AM  
Gato Negro: OMFG, I LOVE IT!!!

Did you finally just give up? I really did admire someone who put as much time into trolling as you did.

Oh well, there's only so many shiatty Fox and Corkum comics to post, right?
 
2009-10-16 02:57:56 AM  
tallguywithglasseson: I just had to go back to see how they mentioned ACORN. Yeah, they get slaughtered by Ted Nugent.


i35.tinypic.com

/Rock and roll!
 
2009-10-16 02:58:23 AM  
buckler: Gato Negro: OMFG, I LOVE IT!!!

Just be sure to use a Kleenex afterward.


Now, now... It's okay for men to cry.
 
2009-10-16 03:00:20 AM  
Murkanen: Mike_LowELL: More plausible than the World of Warcraft story arc.

The one they have running now or the one where Thrall has seemingly lost his mind because he appoints "Kill everything without green skin" Garrosh as his replacement for leader of the Horde?


Better than the hippie, Jaina "I'm going to lead you into the undercity, then teleport away, accomplishing nothing" Proudmore, leading the alliance against her ex-boyfriend, who she will eternally love.

/this post makes as much sense that this link.
 
2009-10-16 03:01:28 AM  
Gato Negro: /Rock and roll!

s133702574.onlinehome.us
 
2009-10-16 03:02:17 AM  
How far into the game do you have to get before Palin's attacks on FEMA Camp Delta are interrupted by her photo ops and she quits, leaving everyone else to clean up after her?
 
2009-10-16 03:05:38 AM  
Lenny_da_Hog: How far into the game do you have to get before Palin's attacks on FEMA Camp Delta are interrupted by her photo ops and she quits, leaving everyone else to clean up after her?

It's not that simple. She gets a basic "speech" attack, which, if successful, causes all within hearing range to be either Befuddled or Confused for at least six combat rounds.
 
2009-10-16 03:10:28 AM  
buckler: Lenny_da_Hog: How far into the game do you have to get before Palin's attacks on FEMA Camp Delta are interrupted by her photo ops and she quits, leaving everyone else to clean up after her?

It's not that simple. She gets a basic "speech" attack, which, if successful, causes all within hearing range to be either Befuddled or Confused for at least six combat rounds.


...after which she pulls out her mighty robot warrior, Max Factor, which sprays them all with a toxic substance that hardens into shale-like layers and prevents movement for 4 turns.
 
2009-10-16 03:14:28 AM  
If the Revolution looks like Operation Anchorage, though, I will support it, as long as I get two snipers and Mr. Gutsy.
 
2009-10-16 03:16:18 AM  
Tatsuma: If the Revolution looks like Operation Anchorage, though, I will support it, as long as I get two snipers and Mr. Gutsy.

A bunch of us the other day were saying Rock Star should make it's next game "GTA: Rage City."
 
2009-10-16 03:17:40 AM  
AppleOptionEsc: Murkanen: Mike_LowELL: More plausible than the World of Warcraft story arc.

The one they have running now or the one where Thrall has seemingly lost his mind because he appoints "Kill everything without green skin" Garrosh as his replacement for leader of the Horde?

Better than the hippie, Jaina "I'm going to lead you into the undercity, then teleport away, accomplishing nothing" Proudmore, leading the alliance against her ex-boyfriend, who she will eternally love.

/this post makes as much sense that this link.


I remember when Warcraft Characters were stalwart examples of bravery, like Lothar and five knights charging headlong into like 20 bloodlusted Ogre Magi in Human 10 or so in WarCraft 2. Or Gul'dan deciding to be a dick like a real warlock and just take over the horde from Ogrim Doomhammer.
None of this Noble Savage Orc bullshait either.

/That was so long ago. SO LONG AGO.
 
2009-10-16 03:17:45 AM  
Tatsuma: If the Revolution looks like Operation Anchorage, though, I will support it, as long as I get two snipers and Mr. Gutsy.

BTW, are there still two military bases in Anchorage in that game?
 
2009-10-16 03:19:24 AM  
Just to even all this out, I'm going to go kill some Enclave soldiers real slow-like.
 
2009-10-16 03:27:42 AM  
GODDAMNIT!! I farking fell for it again:

Americans, thoroughly disgusted with the socialistic programs that have been thrust upon them over the last few years, vote out seventeen of the nineteen Democrats in the Senate and 178 in Congress that were up for reelection.

Then followed shortly in the story by:

Americans, thoroughly disgusted with the socialistic programs that have been thrust upon them over the last few years, vote out seventeen of the nineteen Democrats in the Senate and 178 in Congress that were up for reelection.

I KNOW!! I JUST FARKING READ THAT PART!!! HOW COULD I NOT? IT TOOK UP HALF THE FARKING ARTICLE!

Seriously, editors- KNOCK THAT shiat OFF!

GAH!!
 
2009-10-16 03:29:07 AM  
Tatsuma: If the Revolution looks like Operation Anchorage, though, I will support it, as long as I get two snipers and Mr. Gutsy.

Fark that, I just want Chinese Stealth Armor and Jingwei's Shock Sword.
 
2009-10-16 03:32:33 AM  
yarnothuntin:
Seriously, editors- KNOCK THAT shiat OFF!

/SCOWL
 
2009-10-16 03:49:05 AM  
I wonder how the reception of a video game about rebelling against Bush for causing 9/11 would have been received.
 
2009-10-16 03:51:02 AM  
sacrileg: I wonder how the reception... would have been received.

This sounds like a job for MetaCritic!
 
2009-10-16 03:51:50 AM  
What I wanna know is, why isn't Jack Thompson speaking out against THIS crap?
 
2009-10-16 03:58:37 AM  
eraser8: I'm starting to think you're right. Why should I waste time making fun of these people when I could be getting paid?

I have been saying this since the election

print tea bag tshirts
run tea parties at your house or whatnot
charge money to help the cause, alas your expenses ... and paying the catering
sell ammo
write a book about how obama is literally destroying the world

/insane people with money, the easiest way to get rich
/hell look at the chiaobama !!
 
2009-10-16 04:00:45 AM  
sacrileg: I wonder how the reception of a video game about rebelling against Bush for causing 9/11 would have been received.

How dare you talk badly about the man who kept America safe?

/yeah, the hypocrisy of the Republicans shouldn't really be noteworthy.
 
2009-10-16 04:11:53 AM  
Damn it, I think you all farked their server. I was just getting started.
 
2009-10-16 04:12:30 AM  
Hideously Gigantic Smurf: What I wanna know is, why isn't Jack Thompson speaking out against THIS crap?

He's too busy trying to get lawyers to sue Myspace because people are being mean to him on the internet.
 
2009-10-16 04:20:23 AM  
Bah, amateurs using MySQL for their database. They should have used PostGreSQL and it wouldn't have fallen over so easily.
 
2009-10-16 04:24:54 AM  
sacrileg: I wonder how the reception of a video game about rebelling against Bush for causing 9/11 would have been received.

On Fark?

Instant hit.
 
2009-10-16 04:25:01 AM  
The address they give matches that of Tamco Capital LLC, out of Brooklyn NY and Kissimmee FL.

From one of their sites:

"Will the current capital crisis effectively shut you down? Not when you are connected to a progressive financial services firm whose ideals about success in the 21st Century match your own.

We offer no boundaries. Just a plan."
 
2009-10-16 04:31:49 AM  
Okay, let's pretend for a moment that people who think Obama really is that evil are correct. I mean I suppose it's possible given the fact that the left all over the world has a long standing tradition of setting up brutal dictatorships that have murdered countless millions, but I don't think the left in this country really wants that nor does Obama.

What are they going to do about it? Fight the American government?
 
2009-10-16 04:33:29 AM  
randomjsa:
What are they going to do about it? Fight the American government?


Already did that. See November, 2008.

PS: We won!
 
2009-10-16 04:35:28 AM  
KajakPro: AppleOptionEsc: Murkanen: Mike_LowELL: More plausible than the World of Warcraft story arc.

The one they have running now or the one where Thrall has seemingly lost his mind because he appoints "Kill everything without green skin" Garrosh as his replacement for leader of the Horde?

Better than the hippie, Jaina "I'm going to lead you into the undercity, then teleport away, accomplishing nothing" Proudmore, leading the alliance against her ex-boyfriend, who she will eternally love.

/this post makes as much sense that this link.

I remember when Warcraft Characters were stalwart examples of bravery, like Lothar and five knights charging headlong into like 20 bloodlusted Ogre Magi in Human 10 or so in WarCraft 2. Or Gul'dan deciding to be a dick like a real warlock and just take over the horde from Ogrim Doomhammer.
None of this Noble Savage Orc bullshait either.

/That was so long ago. SO LONG AGO.


Followed it all since the beginning. The story arc was excellent at the end of Reign of Chaos and fizzled out a bit during The Frozen Throne. Then World of Warcraft loudly stated that twenty-five to forty morons could take down some of the most powerful beings in the Warcraft universe and destroyed its credibility.
 
2009-10-16 04:36:56 AM  
randomjsa: I mean I suppose it's possible given the fact that the left all over the world has a long standing tradition of setting up brutal dictatorships that have murdered countless millions

If you think Obama is anything remotely close to being leftwing you are beyond delusional.
 
2009-10-16 04:40:27 AM  
Murkanen: randomjsa: I mean I suppose it's possible given the fact that the left all over the world has a long standing tradition of setting up brutal dictatorships that have murdered countless millions

If you think Obama is anything remotely close to being leftwing you are beyond delusional.


/puts finger to tip of nose....
 
2009-10-16 04:42:38 AM  
Murkanen: randomjsa: I mean I suppose it's possible given the fact that the left all over the world has a long standing tradition of setting up brutal dictatorships that have murdered countless millions

If you think Obama is anything remotely close to being leftwing you are beyond delusional.


His "spread the wealth around" comments during the election certainly sounded like classic Leftist demagoguery to me.
 
2009-10-16 04:45:21 AM  
United States of Earth!?

These twats have been screaming and hyperventilating and and preaching and squalling and crying over the "New World Order" and SATANIC ONE WORLD GUVMINT and.....

...and.....

www.bigaddison.com

www.usofearth.com

www.bigaddison.com

UNITED STATES OF EARTH!!?? (popsy)

I'm going to find something really awful and smoke it. Maybe when I wake up a week from now this will have gone away and I can chalk it up to a hallucination.
 
2009-10-16 04:56:33 AM  
Murkanen: If you think Obama is anything remotely close to being leftwing you are beyond delusional.


i33.tinypic.com
 
2009-10-16 04:57:45 AM  
Yarnothuntin... You commie sonofabiatch!

I'll go Liberty Prime all over your ass.
 
2009-10-16 05:01:12 AM  
Oh yeah, Brooklyn and Florida... You know what that means, right?

The J-E-W-S are behind this website...

Piss off, will you, you delusional twat?
 
2009-10-16 05:01:51 AM  
Swampthing in Korea: His "spread the wealth around" comments during the election certainly sounded like classic Leftist demagoguery to me.

You also think that torture works, that homosexuals are the only ones who take on noncharacteristic gender roles, that Bush was a master of diplomacy, and that the French were out of line for wanting more evidence before signing onto the idea that Iraq was actively working on a WMD program even though we now know their view of the American case for war was spot on.

Right now the only Farkers with less credibility than you are SkinnyHead, danlpoon and GaryPDX, and their lead over you in that regard is quickly fading into nothingness.
 
2009-10-16 05:01:57 AM  
Why are conservative websites always straight out of 1997?
 
2009-10-16 05:06:43 AM  
Swampthing in Korea: Murkanen: randomjsa: I mean I suppose it's possible given the fact that the left all over the world has a long standing tradition of setting up brutal dictatorships that have murdered countless millions

If you think Obama is anything remotely close to being leftwing you are beyond delusional.

His "spread the wealth around" comments during the election certainly sounded like classic Leftist demagoguery to me.


The left wing in America has been dead for quite some time. Ever study a real left wing political party?

Please tell me, with a straight face, that Obama's or the Democratic Party's policies resemble the Green Party. (new window)
 
2009-10-16 05:08:34 AM  
I DRTFA, but Hamas and Rahm Emanuel? Really?

I remember reading about Intel engineers using LSD to help think up new processor designs, but I thought everyone gave up on that.
 
2009-10-16 05:11:52 AM  
Noooo....

Being concerned is fine.

Being a hysterical Jesus-thumping satan-invoking-for-scare-tactic
hypocritical death-panelistic screaming foaming raving brainless
"It's OK as long as we are the ones doing it!" whiplash-ideology
psycho calamari wacko violence-encouraging twat is...well...
kinda sorta maybe...bad.

Just sayin'.
 
2009-10-16 05:12:38 AM  
Tripp Johnston Private Eye: go on their masturbatory vision of taking America over.

the thing is....it isn't the taking over vision that's masturbatory.

the prime wank material is the left wing evils that make them have to do so. it's like they need the chuck norris/clint eastwood movie plot to play out, where the good guy is pushed beyond any limit - that pushing is the prime fantasy wank job.
 
2009-10-16 05:13:34 AM  
Murkanen: Swampthing in Korea: His "spread the wealth around" comments during the election certainly sounded like classic Leftist demagoguery to me.

You also think that torture works, that homosexuals are the only ones who take on noncharacteristic gender roles, that Bush was a master of diplomacy, and that the French were out of line for wanting more evidence before signing onto the idea that Iraq was actively working on a WMD program even though we now know their view of the American case for war was spot on.

Right now the only Farkers with less credibility than you are SkinnyHead, danlpoon and GaryPDX, and their lead over you in that regard is quickly fading into nothingness.


1: Show a quote of me saying torture works. Go on, I dare you.

2: I said in a previous thread that I have noticed homosexuals taking on a masculine and feminine relationship model. I never said it was only they who did it.

3: I have always maintained diplomacy was an important part of Bush foreign policy. I never said he was a master.

4: Find quote were I said the French were out of line. Again, I dare you.
 
2009-10-16 05:20:53 AM  
randomjsa: \I mean I suppose it's possible given the fact that the left all over the world United States has a long standing tradition of setting up brutal dictatorships that have murdered countless millions.

FTFY

Iran
Iraq
Indonesia
Chile
Nicaragua
Korea
Guatemala
Cuba
Democratic Republic of the Congo
Brazil
Afghanistan
Argentina
Venezuela (failed)


Hmm?

Don't think for one second we haven't committed horrible attrocities.

Link (new window)
 
2009-10-16 05:21:50 AM  
Kittypie070: Being concerned is fine. Being a hysterical Jesus-thumping satan-invoking-for-scare-tactic hypocritical death-panelistic screaming foaming raving brainless "It's OK as long as we are the ones doing it!" whiplash-ideology psycho calamari wacko violence-encouraging twat is...well... kinda sorta maybe...bad.


I'm concerned about the first two words from this 2004 article. (new window)

Africans don't lie...
 
2009-10-16 05:24:54 AM  
heap: Tripp Johnston Private Eye: go on their masturbatory vision of taking America over.

the thing is....it isn't the taking over vision that's masturbatory.

the prime wank material is the left wing evils that make them have to do so. it's like they need the chuck norris/clint eastwood movie plot to play out, where the good guy is pushed beyond any limit - that pushing is the prime fantasy wank job.


Yeah, I agree. They see some fag who cares about other people and doesn't think free market capitalism is infallible...It's almost enough to make them wipe the chip grease off their mouth and attempt to get off their scooters.
 
2009-10-16 05:25:03 AM  
"The seat of the Roman Empire is Constantinople Washington ... Therefore you are the legitimate Emperor of the Romans ... and he who is and remains Emperor of the Romans is also Emperor of the whole earth."

George Trapezuntios to Mehmed Obama the Conqueror, 1466 2011
 
2009-10-16 05:27:06 AM  
Kittypie070: Noooo....

Being concerned is fine.

Being a hysterical Jesus-thumping satan-invoking-for-scare-tactic
hypocritical death-panelistic screaming foaming raving brainless
"It's OK as long as we are the ones doing it!" whiplash-ideology
psycho calamari wacko violence-encouraging twat is...well...
kinda sorta maybe...bad.

Just sayin'.


Exactly.
 
2009-10-16 05:29:02 AM  
Hehehehehe....

Nice FTFY, Hoser.
 
2009-10-16 05:38:17 AM  
Mobkey: I'm still waiting for Nehemiah Scudder to be elected president in 2012, and for the USA to turn into a religious dictatorship when there's no 2016 election.

Your cryo tube must have malfunctioned.

Scudder stole the 2000 election, but despite all his backing from the right
wing elites was unable to fully take over.
 
2009-10-16 05:40:07 AM  
Swampthing in Korea: 1: Show a quote of me saying torture works. Go on, I dare you.

It was a debate you and I had back in late '06 or early '07, and for some bizarre reason Google isn't showing anything off of the fark forums from before the middle of 2008.

I never said it was only they who did it.

I asked why you felt they were prone to it as opposed to straight couples and you gave a non-answer that implied you had anecdotal evidence yet didn't bother to offer any.

3: I have always maintained diplomacy was an important part of Bush foreign policy. I never said he was a master.

You were defending his form of diplomacy like a starving dog protects a meat bone. You never said the word master, but you claimed he was a better diplomat than Clinton which is still fairly high praise considering Clinton's diplomatic skill was his best strength.

4: Find quote were I said the French were out of line. Again, I dare you.

You're extremely literalist. You said the French only wanted to stay out of Iraq because of business ties and criticised them negatively for their decision. Not sure about where you are from, but in places where English is the primary language it isn't considered a ringing endorsement of an action when a person essentially says "This was bullshiat".
 
2009-10-16 05:43:49 AM  

*clicks again, page finally loads* Wow. The crazy train has not only left the tracks, it's levitating. And seems to be glowing.

The fantasy
We're gonna kill a bunch of goddamn commies, then stand up on the ridge, scream our defiance, and look good doing it.
ejksdesktop.homelinux.com

Reality
"It's time for your anti-psychotics, Mr. Beck..."
ejksdesktop.homelinux.com


/At times, I'd go for that fantasy
//Only if the baddies are plausible and not named CORNY and ISUE
 
2009-10-16 05:52:57 AM  
Sgt Otter: Christ, this sounds like "The Turner Diaries: The Home Game."

I frequently hear NRA-types refer to President Obama as "The Gun Salesman of the Year."

You know who the runners-up are? WHAARGARRBLERS. I have had liberal friends who have never considered owning a gun in their lives calling me up and asking me for a recommendation for their first handgun or shotgun, because they're that disturbed at how farking unhinged the extreme right-wing has gotten.

/Please tell me this is a fine example of Poe's Law.


I think it's Poe's Law, combined with a healthy dose of financial opportunism. I mean, c'mon, create a game where wingnuts get to play out their unhinged fantasies about revolution, and getting them to pay to do it? I'm just jealous that I didn't think of it first.

/plus, the server logs will come in handy when the time comes to round them all up for the camps
//you didn't see that, citizen, move along
 
2009-10-16 05:53:49 AM  
Murkanen: Swampthing in Korea: 1: Show a quote of me saying torture works. Go on, I dare you.

It was a debate you and I had back in late '06 or early '07, and for some bizarre reason Google isn't showing anything off of the fark forums from before the middle of 2008.

I never said it was only they who did it.

I asked why you felt they were prone to it as opposed to straight couples and you gave a non-answer that implied you had anecdotal evidence yet didn't bother to offer any.

3: I have always maintained diplomacy was an important part of Bush foreign policy. I never said he was a master.

You were defending his form of diplomacy like a starving dog protects a meat bone. You never said the word master, but you claimed he was a better diplomat than Clinton which is still fairly high praise considering Clinton's diplomatic skill was his best strength.

4: Find quote were I said the French were out of line. Again, I dare you.

You're extremely literalist. You said the French only wanted to stay out of Iraq because of business ties and criticised them negatively for their decision. Not sure about where you are from, but in places where English is the primary language it isn't considered a ringing endorsement of an action when a person essentially says "This was bullshiat".


1: So no, you are full of shiat.

2: Just when did making inquiries based on observation and personal inquiry become a bad thing?

3: OH NOES! I presented an alternative interpretation about how Bush used diplomacy. How naughty of me! Also, I claimed he was a better diplomat than Clinton? Example please.

4: OH NOES! I criticized the French! Having opinions about foreign policy is bad!
 
2009-10-16 05:54:15 AM  
... and when it turns out the website is in fact an a mechanism to find "patriots" that have the mindset in the game. Their IP's addresses are then logged and they are going to be rounded up for "special treatment"

/ If I were the fark independent brigade I would not bother answer the door or phone for a few days.
 
2009-10-16 06:11:13 AM  
Luthiel: create a game where wingnuts get to play out their unhinged fantasies about revolution, and getting them to pay to do it? I'm just jealous that I didn't think of it first.


The GAP is way ahead of you...

i36.tinypic.com
 
2009-10-16 06:16:49 AM  
FTFA: As our enemies have found we can reason like men, so now let us show them we can fight like men also.
-- Thomas Jefferson


Dear Right Wingers,
I suppose I'm what you fantasize is your enemy. I can assure you that I've yet to find that you reason at all, let alone like men. Paranoid hysterics based on the hyperbolic lies of the showmen you listen to don't count as reason. Having outrage as your one and only reaction to anything encroaching on your fragile belief system doesn't speak of reason, it speaks of blind ideology and a lack of higher functions. Also, stop trying to compare yourself to Minutemen, founding fathers and patriots. Given your penchant for wanting to keep America mired in its past you have more in common with Tories than you do Ben Franklin or Thomas Jefferson.
 
2009-10-16 06:30:02 AM  
Tatsuma: Oh yeah, Brooklyn and Florida... You know what that means, right?

The J-E-W-S are behind this website...

Piss off, will you, you delusional twat?



The owners of Tamco aren't Jewish, and I never even implied that they were. Now who's punching at shadows?
 
2009-10-16 06:38:27 AM  
yarnothuntin: Tatsuma: If the Revolution looks like Operation Anchorage, though, I will support it, as long as I get two snipers and Mr. Gutsy.

Fark that, I just want Chinese Stealth Armor and Jingwei's Shock Sword.


Bah. Useless weapon. What you want is a deathclaw gauntlet. Huge bonuses to criticals and it ignores armor. With high skill levels you can kill a supermutant master with one surprise hit and a albino radscoprion in four or five. Keep a Perforator for distance shots and only overloards and behemoths are a problem.
 
2009-10-16 06:49:11 AM  
Ed Grubermann: Bah. Useless weapon. What you want is a deathclaw gauntlet. Huge bonuses to criticals and it ignores armor. With high skill levels you can kill a supermutant master with one surprise hit and a albino radscoprion in four or five. Keep a Perforator for distance shots and only overloards and behemoths are a problem.

Ahhhhh they're the best for albino rad scorpions? I was wondering what worked best for those bastages. Good to know. I've found the best way to take out overlords and behemoths is a couple darts to the legs then the mini nukes. Sir Francis Drake farking RULES the wasteland!

Seriously, all skills are maxed LOL He's like a god out there.
 
2009-10-16 07:17:30 AM  
Is this from the same folks who made the Left Behind video game?
 
2009-10-16 07:29:49 AM  
Apik0r0s: The owners of Tamco aren't Jewish, and I never even implied that they were. Now who's punching at shadows?

Yes, it's quite a stretch to think that one of fark's most outspoken and notorious anti-semites is blaming the Jews when he says that a server is owned by socialists living in Brooklyn and Florida.

Ed Grubermann: Bah. Useless weapon. What you want is a deathclaw gauntlet. Huge bonuses to criticals and it ignores armor. With high skill levels you can kill a supermutant master with one surprise hit and a albino radscoprion in four or five. Keep a Perforator for distance shots and only overloards and behemoths are a problem.

Deathclaw gauntlet? Pussy. I've punched a Behemoth to death.
 
2009-10-16 07:32:50 AM  
euniana.kahlan.org

/hot like Dan Quayle
 
2009-10-16 07:40:06 AM  
This is about as close as their going to get to action.

Fat people don't have revolutions. The CheezDoodle grime on their hands would just jam their guns anyway.
 
2009-10-16 07:42:46 AM  
they're

damn it
 
2009-10-16 07:42:50 AM  
Tatsuma: Deathclaw gauntlet? Pussy. I've punched a Behemoth to death.

LOL no wai.
 
2009-10-16 07:52:40 AM  
Tatsuma: Yes, it's quite a stretch to think that one of fark's most outspoken and notorious anti-semites is blaming the Jews when he says that a server is owned by socialists living in Brooklyn and Florida.


I didn't say anything about socialists, Jews or where anybody lives.

You're a complete loon.
 
2009-10-16 07:55:39 AM  
yarnothuntin: LOL no wai.

On Very Hard. Wai.

I built my character specifically for this and maxed him out toward hand-to-hand combat. Paralyzing Palm made this surprisingly anti-climatic.

I will build a new character, no PP and go to town on that bad boy. I'll pound him hard, again and again and again, as long as it takes until he just can't get up anymore.
 
2009-10-16 08:00:42 AM  
Murkanen: Thrall has seemingly lost his mind because he appoints "Kill everything without green skin" Garrosh as his replacement for leader of the Horde?

Oh god, don't even start. I'm just sick at the idea.

Apparently Thrall didn't turn out alpha male enough to Metzen because he is actually intelligent and wants to fark Jaina, so he had to invent another Gary Stu to trot out.

Also, I already got a gun and a license.
 
2009-10-16 08:02:29 AM  
Sounds like it'll be a big hit with "Males who have never mentally developed past the age of 14" demographic...
 
2009-10-16 08:02:48 AM  
Apik0r0s: You're a complete loon.

Coming from a man who pretends he's Jewish on the internet, and that he smuggles people half a world away with fake Turkish passports, I'll take that as a compliment.
 
2009-10-16 08:03:28 AM  
Tatsuma: yarnothuntin: LOL no wai.

On Very Hard. Wai.

I built my character specifically for this and maxed him out toward hand-to-hand combat. Paralyzing Palm made this surprisingly anti-climatic.

I will build a new character, no PP and go to town on that bad boy. I'll pound him hard, again and again and again, as long as it takes until he just can't get up anymore.


Wait...what kind of armor are you rocking? And how many stims did you need to survive that?

I stay far away from those things (sniper, nuka-nades, lunchbox mines) and my guy is a drug addled psycho armed to the teeth.
 
2009-10-16 08:08:51 AM  
Murkanen:

Right now the only Farkers with less credibility than you are SkinnyHead, danlpoon and GaryPDX, and their lead over you in that regard is quickly fading into nothingness.


Don't lump Gary in with those two. I find him both funny and rational; qualities the other two are incapable of.
 
2009-10-16 08:09:54 AM  
Gato Negro: OMFG, I LOVE IT!!!

Of course you do. Weren't you one of the ones biatching endlessly about the British movie when Bush is assassinated?
 
2009-10-16 08:12:11 AM  
Tatsuma: Apik0r0s: You're a complete loon.

Coming from a man who pretends he's Jewish on the internet, and that he smuggles people half a world away with fake Turkish passports, I'll take that as a compliment.



Coming from somebody who writes english perfectly well one day, then mangles the simplest of idioms the next - a nutter who claims that his internet connection was eaten by squirrels in the midst of his takeover of the Iran Elections threads, yeah that's rich too.

Now, go back to trashing my President and rooting for your other country, you paid-for piece of shiat.
 
2009-10-16 08:14:47 AM  
crab66: Why are conservative websites always straight out of 1997?

Fix old. No new.
 
2009-10-16 08:14:55 AM  
HotWingConspiracy: Wait...what kind of armor are you rocking? And how many stims did you need to survive that?

I don't remember. A shiatload. That was pre-Broken Steel, though. With the new difficulty curve, I'm not sure I'd be able to do it as "easily".

HotWingConspiracy: I stay far away from those things (sniper, nuka-nades, lunchbox mines) and my guy is a drug addled psycho armed to the teeth.

I find two overlords much harder than one behemoth. At least the Behemoth can't luck out and make you disintegrate in a single shot.
 
2009-10-16 08:16:36 AM  
Tatsuma: I'll pound him hard, again and again and again, as long as it takes until he just can't get up anymore.

fapfapfap
 
2009-10-16 08:20:51 AM  
vartian: Don't lump Gary in with those two. I find him both funny and rational; qualities the other two are incapable of.

Have you ever actually READ any of his posts?
 
2009-10-16 08:21:38 AM  
Apik0r0s: yeah that's rich too.

"I know what you are, but what am I"? Really? That's the best you can come up? That, and your insane theory that I am in fact three different guys who work for the Israeli government.

And why do you use terms like nutter and bollocks nowadays? I was raised by an Englishman, as far as I'm aware you were not. So, again, piss off you tosser and start using the American (number one! number one!) English expressions you're so proud of.

Apik0r0s: and rooting for your other country, you paid-for piece of shiat.

aaaaand we go back to the "Jews have dual loyalties!" accusations.
 
2009-10-16 08:23:40 AM  
Jackson Herring: vartian: Don't lump Gary in with those two. I find him both funny and rational; qualities the other two are incapable of.

Have you ever actually READ any of his posts?


I have, I swear, though to be fair I haven't seen many of his posts lately; did he go crazy in the last couple months?
 
2009-10-16 08:25:51 AM  
vartian: Jackson Herring: vartian: Don't lump Gary in with those two. I find him both funny and rational; qualities the other two are incapable of.

Have you ever actually READ any of his posts?

I have, I swear, though to be fair I haven't seen many of his posts lately; did he go crazy in the last couple months?


Gary has never made a post on Fark that was within a mile of rational. I've said it before, he is Fark's biggest consumer of adult diapers. His every keystroke drips with paranoia.
 
2009-10-16 08:31:20 AM  
Tatsuma: Yes, it's quite a stretch to think that one of fark's most outspoken and notorious anti-semites is blaming the Jews when he says that a server is owned by socialists living in Brooklyn and Florida.

thread whore awhoring. Don't go calling other people names -- everyone knows you're the intellectual equivalent of a Storm Front member -- a disgusting racist and a vile troll.

The fact Fark tolerates you is amazing -- hell, gives you whole threads to shiat out your hateful racist propaganda.

You're a goddamned Jewish Nationalist which is no different than a White Nationalist -- except the former wouldn't be tolerated -- and rightly so.

Neither should your worthless bigotry.
 
2009-10-16 08:32:15 AM  
Tatsuma: aaaaand we go back to the "Jews have dual loyalties!" accusations.


I'm a Jew. I don't have a problem remembering what country I am loyal to. Neither do the vast majority of American Jews, just you Hyper-Zionists and our self-appointed "leaders" - Dershowitz, Podhoretz, Medved, Savage, et al.

"One of the most extraordinary features of Barack Obama's victory over John McCain was his capture of 78% of the Jewish vote. To be sure, there was nothing extraordinary about the number itself. Since 1928, the average Jewish vote for the Democrat in presidential elections has been an amazing 75%-far higher than that of any other ethno-religious group."---Norman Podhoretz

Stop pretending like you are anything close to being representative of American Jews. 78% of American Jews voted for the guy you think wants to destroy Israel, so STFU.
 
2009-10-16 08:37:37 AM  
The only thing this is missing is Jesus riding a dinosaur leading the freedom fighters.
 
2009-10-16 08:38:18 AM  
tallguywithglasseson: "Alex Jones rescued... most of his 'conspiracy theories' have since been proven true"

Only slightly less insane than the thought of Rahm Emmanuel and Hamas being on the same side.


That's why they put the word SATIRE on the main page.
 
2009-10-16 08:40:18 AM  
plecos: The only thing this is missing is Jesus riding a dinosaur leading the freedom fighters.

Coming in United States Earth II: Electric Boogaloo.
 
2009-10-16 08:41:31 AM  
DarnoKonrad: Don't go calling other people names --

That's rich, considering the rest of your post.

DarnoKonrad: everyone knows you're the intellectual equivalent of a Storm Front member -- a disgusting racist and a vile troll.

I will ask you what I've asked you many times before: produce racist statements that I have made on Fark. Any racist statement that I have made. Somehow, you always have to leave for the gym whenever I ask you to back up your accusations.

Apik0r0s: I'm a Jew.

You tipped your hand enough that anyone reading your posts know it's not the case. When you say statements like "They (meaning, the Jews) would rather that millions of us (meaning non-Jews) die than give up a single inch of their holy lands" and similar statements kinda do.

Apik0r0s: I don't have a problem remembering what country I am loyal to.

I am loyal to both America and Israel. I have no problems remembering that either.

Considering the only ones you accuse of being perverse dual-loyalty citizens who stab their country of origin in the back are Jews, its kinda hard to pretend you're not a racist. Especially when you say that Jews are like a woman raped 200, and that we should start wondering why we get killed over and over again, and you blame the Holocaust on us. And pretend the Talmud authorizes thievery and murder of non-Jews.

If you want me to, I can once again just cut-paste all these quotes here.

Apik0r0s: just you Hyper-Zionists

it's quite funny, as I'm borderline anti-zionist in my religious view of the State.

Apik0r0s: Stop pretending like you are anything close to being representative of American Jews.

I never pretended I was. You, on the other hand, do pretend you're a Jew. That's much more irritating.

Apik0r0s: 78% of American Jews voted for the guy you think wants to destroy Israel, so STFU.

I don't believe he intends to destroy Israel, quote me where I said anything even remotely similar.
 
2009-10-16 08:42:39 AM  
Tatsuma: HotWingConspiracy: Wait...what kind of armor are you rocking? And how many stims did you need to survive that?

I don't remember. A shiatload. That was pre-Broken Steel, though. With the new difficulty curve, I'm not sure I'd be able to do it as "easily".


Still pretty awesome though. I made a fisticuffs character in Oblivion, but I'm too much of a headshot junkie to do it in Fallout.

HotWingConspiracy: I stay far away from those things (sniper, nuka-nades, lunchbox mines) and my guy is a drug addled psycho armed to the teeth.

I find two overlords much harder than one behemoth. At least the Behemoth can't luck out and make you disintegrate in a single shot.


True. But his fire hydrant cudgel can end me in two swipes.

I think it's kind of cheesy that you can pause the game to heal.
 
2009-10-16 08:43:21 AM  
Also, I love the fact that a man who said repeatedly that Afghans, Pakistanis and the Chinese should be forcibly sterilized because their civilizations are too backward and harmful to be allowed to perpetuate itself pretends to hold opinions that are relatively mainstream.
 
2009-10-16 08:45:27 AM  
Tatsuma
You tipped your hand enough that anyone reading your posts know it's not the case. When you say statements like "They (meaning, the Jews) would rather that millions of us (meaning non-Jews) die than give up a single inch of their holy lands" and similar statements kinda do.

I don't know about that one. I am Armenian, happily refer to myself as such, and when I am talking about Armenians actually living in Armenia, I say "them" as well.

I was born here. I am an American, I am also Armenian and proud of my people and their legacy of survival, but I can't begin to claim true solidarity with a people and a land I have only seen once with my own eyes.
 
2009-10-16 08:49:06 AM  
HotWingConspiracy: Still pretty awesome though. I made a fisticuffs character in Oblivion, but I'm too much of a headshot junkie to do it in Fallout.

Thank you, thank you.

And bah, headshots get boring after a while, tired of the same animation.

The novelty of a mixed African-American/Hispanic Girl wearing a lovely green summer dress, Buddy Holly glasses and ribbon in hear hear quickly running up to huge bands of raiders and decimating them using a ripper and dogmeat while "bingo bango bongo I don't want to leave the congo no no no no" or Billie Holiday plays in the background has yet to wear off.

HotWingConspiracy: I think it's kind of cheesy that you can pause the game to heal.

Real men bind the stimpacks to a key and never pause.

They also do the same with Rad-X and do the trip back and forth to the radiated vault entrance and back without dying, too.
 
2009-10-16 08:50:48 AM  
vartian: I don't know about that one. I am Armenian, happily refer to myself as such, and when I am talking about Armenians actually living in Armenia, I say "them" as well.

In this case, he was specifically talking about non-Jews, he had been making plenty of posts declaring that Jews don't see non-Jews as really human and topped it off by saying that Jews would rather see millions of non-Jews die than give up a single inch of Israel.

Even a mentalist like him knows that this statement doesn't hold if he means that Jews would prefer to see millions of Jews die rather than giving up a single inch of Israel.
 
2009-10-16 08:51:36 AM  
It's way too early in the morning for y'all to be so agitated. Tatsuma, quit riling the goyim. Nothing you (or anyone else for that matter) can say or do will make the slightest bit of difference to anyone on Fark. Quit arguing just to argue. DarnoKonrad, you ain't foolin' anyone either. We all know what your agenda is.
Apik0r0s, don't pretend to be a jew, it's not kosher.

I love the idea of this game. Hopefully someone is keeping tabs on everyone who logs into it. These folks need to be watched. They are teh crazy.
 
2009-10-16 08:53:13 AM  
Tatsuma: I'm borderline anti-zionist in my religious view of the State.


That statement is so qualified it should be a CEO. LMFAO.

www.filmdope.com
Don't piss down my leg and tell me it's raining.
 
2009-10-16 08:53:32 AM  
Tatsuma: Apik0r0s: yeah that's rich too.

"I know what you are, but what am I"? Really? That's the best you can come up? That, and your insane theory that I am in fact three different guys who work for the Israeli government.

And why do you use terms like nutter and bollocks nowadays? I was raised by an Englishman, as far as I'm aware you were not. So, again, piss off you tosser and start using the American (number one! number one!) English expressions you're so proud of.

Apik0r0s: and rooting for your other country, you paid-for piece of shiat.

aaaaand we go back to the "Jews have dual loyalties!" accusations.


Any true Englishman would use proper swearing anyway like:

Fizzy clopper, Spawney-eyed wazok, bellend, flange and numpty.

Try and use them in a sentence today. :)

For the Welsh equivalent add extra l's n's and y's.
 
2009-10-16 08:54:22 AM  
HotWingConspiracy: Tatsuma: HotWingConspiracy: Wait...what kind of armor are you rocking? And how many stims did you need to survive that?

I don't remember. A shiatload. That was pre-Broken Steel, though. With the new difficulty curve, I'm not sure I'd be able to do it as "easily".

Still pretty awesome though. I made a fisticuffs character in Oblivion, but I'm too much of a headshot junkie to do it in Fallout.

HotWingConspiracy: I stay far away from those things (sniper, nuka-nades, lunchbox mines) and my guy is a drug addled psycho armed to the teeth.

I find two overlords much harder than one behemoth. At least the Behemoth can't luck out and make you disintegrate in a single shot.

True. But his fire hydrant cudgel can end me in two swipes.

I think it's kind of cheesy that you can pause the game to heal.


Got to ask. PC or XBOX? Never got into RPG myself, prefer a good old mind numbing FPS, but I have watched my son on F3.
 
2009-10-16 08:54:34 AM  
Maddogjew: Tatsuma, quit riling the goyim.

Sowwwy.

I am enjoying the Fallout discussion, however, and I do have a Dvar Torah to write up for tonight and class starting in 15 minutes.

Maddogjew: Hopefully someone is keeping tabs on everyone who logs into it.

I kinda disagree. If I wasn't scared of what you just said, I'd probably try it, because it's exactly what I've imagined The Turner Diaries would be like if it was a video game.
 
2009-10-16 08:55:59 AM  
Uttoxeter: Tatsuma: Apik0r0s: yeah that's rich too.

"I know what you are, but what am I"? Really? That's the best you can come up? That, and your insane theory that I am in fact three different guys who work for the Israeli government.

And why do you use terms like nutter and bollocks nowadays? I was raised by an Englishman, as far as I'm aware you were not. So, again, piss off you tosser and start using the American (number one! number one!) English expressions you're so proud of.

Apik0r0s: and rooting for your other country, you paid-for piece of shiat.

aaaaand we go back to the "Jews have dual loyalties!" accusations.

Any true Englishman would use proper swearing anyway like:

Fizzy clopper, Spawney-eyed wazok, bellend, flange and numpty.

Try and use them in a sentence today. :)

For the Welsh equivalent add extra l's n's and y's.


Ya forgot the ubiquitous "Clot-eared Galoot".
 
2009-10-16 08:56:44 AM  
Tatsuma: HotWingConspiracy: Still pretty awesome though. I made a fisticuffs character in Oblivion, but I'm too much of a headshot junkie to do it in Fallout.

Thank you, thank you.

And bah, headshots get boring after a while, tired of the same animation.

The novelty of a mixed African-American/Hispanic Girl wearing a lovely green summer dress, Buddy Holly glasses and ribbon in hear hear quickly running up to huge bands of raiders and decimating them using a ripper and dogmeat while "bingo bango bongo I don't want to leave the congo no no no no" or Billie Holiday plays in the background has yet to wear off.

HotWingConspiracy: I think it's kind of cheesy that you can pause the game to heal.

Real men bind the stimpacks to a key and never pause.

They also do the same with Rad-X and do the trip back and forth to the radiated vault entrance and back without dying, too.


Yeah that's pretty hardcore.
 
2009-10-16 08:57:40 AM  
Elvis Da King: Got to ask. PC or XBOX? Never got into RPG myself, prefer a good old mind numbing FPS, but I have watched my son on F3.

My pc is shiat, I only do console gaming.
 
2009-10-16 08:58:13 AM  
I've never heard of that, ever.

you flange.
 
2009-10-16 08:58:27 AM  
Apik0r0s: That statement is so qualified it should be a CEO. LMFAO.

It's not like you know anything about Judaism, especially when it comes to matters like Religious Zionism versus Religion non-Zionism and Religious anti-Zionism.

If it wasn't a waste of time, I'd take time to explain the nuances to you.

Uttoxeter: Any true Englishman would use proper swearing anyway like:

I'm not an Englishman, I was simply raised by one. Got all the best England could give, and avoided dreadful holidays in Wales or Hull. Best of both worlds.

Elvis Da King: Got to ask. PC or XBOX? Never got into RPG myself, prefer a good old mind numbing FPS, but I have watched my son on F3.

XBOX
 
2009-10-16 08:59:24 AM  
Tatsuma: and I do have a Dvar Torah to write up for tonight

What is your topic? Just curious.
 
2009-10-16 09:01:40 AM  
HotWingConspiracy: Yeah that's pretty hardcore.

My finger hurt after that. I think it gets close to 100 rad/sec at some point near the door. At some place you actually die instantly, you need to go over the small mount over the door to do it and survive. Can't teleport out either, it kills you.

I did it, though, I bloody did it and I've got the location on my map to prove it.
 
2009-10-16 09:03:31 AM  
Raiden333: Glenn Beck was found in his cell and has died, incredibly of an 'aspirin overdose'

At least it wasn't from vaccination.
 
2009-10-16 09:03:36 AM  
Maddogjew: Apik0r0s, don't pretend to be a jew, it's not kosher.

FU.

Why do you equally anonymous farks never have your ethnicity questioned, but Jews who oppose you invariably get the "you're not a Jew" treatment. Is this SOP, per some AIPAC Internet Manual?

It's funny, when I first butted heads with Tats, he sure thought I was Jewish, and tried to "convert" me to his side. When he realized that wasn't happening (I've been worked over since I was a kid) I was called a self-loather, then I became a Serb named Boris etc etc.
 
2009-10-16 09:05:28 AM  
All jokes aside...this is some potentially dangerous shiat...
 
2009-10-16 09:08:40 AM  
Maddogjew: What is your topic? Just curious.

It's given to mostly people without a background in Torah, so I'm keeping it low-key for the most part.

First, I will quote the verse that says we should emulate G-d in all of his ways. Then I am going to use the Six Days of Creation as an introduction to the third perek of Tomer Devorah, which deals with G-d's attribute of Chochma and how to acquire it. I'm only going to focus on the aspect of G-d's wisdom in all of creation and how then it's assur to look down on anything, even the smallest of bugs, because it amounts to say you think you know better than G-d. I will then use this as a platform to focus on the Second Day of creation, where I'll explain why it's not described as good (in relations with strife), then make a link to the purpose of creation while citing a midrash brought up by Meam Loez, move on to the story of Khamsa and Bar Khamsa and conclude with the mitzvah of loving every Jew and the importance of achdus and unity. As Hashem is echad, the Jewish people must be echad as well. I'd say between 7-12 minutes total.

That's my outline anyway.
 
2009-10-16 09:09:20 AM  
Tatsuma: It's not like you know anything about Judaism, especially when it comes to matters like Religious Zionism versus Religion non-Zionism and Religious anti-Zionism.


My grandmother always said that when somebody has to use a lot of words to explain something simple, they're lying or stupid. You're not stupid.
 
2009-10-16 09:10:39 AM  
fatimcgee: All jokes aside...this is some potentially dangerous shiat...

It is no more dangerous then Grand Theft Auto or that movie where Bush was assassinated.

Besides, I would rather these people be spending their time on an RTS game then actually going out and shooting people. If it lets them vent a little bit of that endless rage they seem to possess, even better.
 
2009-10-16 09:10:47 AM  
Tatsuma: First, I will quote the verse that says we should emulate G-d in all of his ways.


GOD certainly doesn't see through your clever ruse there, he's fooled by that one every time.
 
2009-10-16 09:11:48 AM  
Apik0r0s: but Jews who oppose you invariably get the "you're not a Jew" treatment.

Plenty of Jews on Fark oppose Israel, and none of them are accused of not being Jews. Only you. Because you're not Jewish.

Apik0r0s: he sure thought I was Jewish

Well, you said so, and that was the first two or three threads before you started blaming the Holocaust and Pogroms on Jews and started ranting about pernicious Jews and ZOG.

Apik0r0s: and tried to "convert" me to his side.

Yeah, I don't do kiruv on the internet, especially not to faceless people who have opinions like you do.

Apik0r0s: I was called a self-loather

I don't believe you're a self-loathing Jew, I think you're a Jew hater. Big difference. You quite obviously are in love with yourself.
 
2009-10-16 09:11:51 AM  
Tatsuma: HotWingConspiracy: Yeah that's pretty hardcore.

My finger hurt after that. I think it gets close to 100 rad/sec at some point near the door. At some place you actually die instantly, you need to go over the small mount over the door to do it and survive. Can't teleport out either, it kills you.

I did it, though, I bloody did it and I've got the location on my map to prove it.


That's really kind of nuts. I could probably pull it off, now that I think of it. Maxed out my med skills so all my drugs are souped up.
 
2009-10-16 09:13:00 AM  
Apik0r0s: Why do you equally anonymous farks never have your ethnicity questioned, but Jews who oppose you invariably get the "you're not a Jew" treatment.

Son, you are barkin' up the wrong tree. I certainly have no fondness (or use) for AIPAC. I am a true leftist, hell, you could even call me a communist (and you'd be right). I have little use for any right-wing organization. Tatsuma can be a bit defensive and strident but there is no need to hurl such vile insults at him like that.
 
2009-10-16 09:13:31 AM  
Can you say treason and sedition?

I wonder what the republicans of yesteryear would be saying about this? Oh...nm, they wouldn't say anything. They would just bomb the admin's house and claim to have killed 25 militant terrorists.

And in this case, they might even be right.
 
2009-10-16 09:14:46 AM  
Apik0r0s: My grandmother always said that when somebody has to use a lot of words to explain something simple

There's certainly nothing simple about the concepts of Religious Zionism versus Religious non-Zionism.

My grand-mother always said that when you're using a lot of words to explain something to someone who is simple, you're wasting you're time.

Now shoo, jackie boy.

welcometoillinois.files.wordpress.com
 
2009-10-16 09:17:18 AM  
HotWingConspiracy: That's really kind of nuts. I could probably pull it off, now that I think of it. Maxed out my med skills so all my drugs are souped up.

See, I didn't even max out my skills, just pressed that hotkey really really really fast. You should try that, it's fun

Maddogjew: I certainly have no fondness (or use) for AIPAC. I am a true leftist, hell, you could even call me a communist (and you'd be right). I have little use for any right-wing organization.

WAH YOU'RE NOT JEWISH!!!

We probably disagree on most topics touching religion and politics for the most part, but I'm sure we'd have a blast arguing over some Kiddush wine and challah.
 
2009-10-16 09:17:26 AM  
Tatsuma: First, I will quote the verse that says we should emulate G-d in all of his ways.

Question about the G-d thing; I seem to remember a story I heard (probably on This American Life) about a kid who went to a religious school, and happened to have a name that also meant "God." And if he wrote his name on anything, the teacher took it and made him do a penance of sorts, because writing his name on a piece of paper made it holy...or something. The details are slipping a bit.

Is that what is going on here? Because the only other thing I thought of was that you wanted to avoid taking the Lord's name in vain, but seeing as you are discussing your sermon in which you praise God, I don't see how that applies.

/Atheistic curiosity :)
 
2009-10-16 09:22:39 AM  
vartian: Question about the G-d thing;

class starting will answer in an hour or so
 
2009-10-16 09:26:39 AM  
Tatsuma: vartian: Question about the G-d thing;

class starting will answer in an hour or soshiat, is there going to be a test? I don't have any number 2 pencils... :)
 
2009-10-16 09:46:36 AM  
Recently released video game Shadow Complex uses the setting of Orson Scott Card's Empire books where left wing group kills off most of the Bush administration in a terrorist attack with advanced technology.

Hell there's a brawler up on Xbox Live Indie Games called Angry Barry wherre you play as Obama and kick and punch your way through right wingers.

There's a lot of political games out there.
 
2009-10-16 09:53:44 AM  
You guys can bash GaryPDX all you want but he's the Farker to go hole up with for the Zomb-o-pocalypse. If you can find his guns & ammo-stocked secret compound in Oregon, that is.
 
2009-10-16 09:58:25 AM  
I suppose if I was a right-wing "dittohead" "zombie" this site would make me play with my johnson until fell off.
 
2009-10-16 10:03:14 AM  
Egalitarian: You guys can bash GaryPDX all you want but he's the Farker to go hole up with for the Zomb-o-pocalypse. If you can find his guns & ammo-stocked secret compound in Oregon, that is.

Meh, I think Weaver95 would be the obvious choice in case of zombie holocaust. I'd end up trying to feed GaryPDX to the zombies;)
 
2009-10-16 10:13:21 AM  
Raiden333: That's... Wow. It's like someone built a colossal monument to Poe's Law. I especially love this:

Rush Limbaugh and Glenn Beck Found Dead in Camp

(Fox News Logo)

March 5, 2011 - Clark County, VA - A FEMA camp was liberated today, one of two still controlled by the war criminals loyal to Obama.


I realize that grammar, logic and makin' werds do stuff aren't strong with these folks, but...

Did no one notice that it implies that the other X FEMA camps (presumably with prisoners) are run by Republicans?
 
2009-10-16 10:19:13 AM  
My first greenlight!! And yes, I know it was because of the sheer hilarity of the link, and not my headline. Shut up.
 
2009-10-16 10:19:15 AM  
Maddogjew: Egalitarian: You guys can bash GaryPDX all you want but he's the Farker to go hole up with for the Zomb-o-pocalypse. If you can find his guns & ammo-stocked secret compound in Oregon, that is.

Meh, I think Weaver95 would be the obvious choice in case of zombie holocaust. I'd end up trying to feed GaryPDX to the zombies;)


Meh. I wouldn't trust most of you folks with a pointed stick. I'll hole up with the folks I do trust, and hope that most of you make it out alive.
 
2009-10-16 10:23:40 AM  
Apik0r0s: Tatsuma: First, I will quote the verse that says we should emulate G-d in all of his ways.


GOD certainly doesn't see through your clever ruse there, he's fooled by that one every time.


Dude, perhaps you're attacked because you're so abrasive.

Debate folks on the issues, don't pick on somebody because they practice certain well known religious traditions (such as writing G-d).
 
2009-10-16 10:33:31 AM  
That was nuttier than squirrel shiat. The fact that they're talking about killing currently living peoples skirts the line. I can't wait until a few more of the unhinged right go batshiat and start shooting shiat up, and liberals start arming themselves en masse. Hopefully we'll have fully organic fighting in the street by 2011. Hopefully it's be the unhinged on the left and right killing each other off, leaving most in the middle untouched so that we can put this sorry episode behind us.
 
2009-10-16 10:44:20 AM  
FreudulentSplit: Hopefully it's be the unhinged on the left and right killing each other off, leaving most in the middle untouched so that we can put this sorry episode behind us.

WARFARE DOES NOT WORK THAT WAY!
 
2009-10-16 10:44:51 AM  
FreudulentSplit: That was nuttier than squirrel shiat. The fact that they're talking about killing currently living peoples skirts the line. I can't wait until a few more of the unhinged right go batshiat and start shooting shiat up, and liberals start arming themselves en masse. Hopefully we'll have fully organic fighting in the street by 2011. Hopefully it's be the unhinged on the left and right killing each other off, leaving most in the middle untouched so that we can put this sorry episode behind us.

But, video games don't cause violence?

If anything this could act as an outlet for their aggression. I doubt it, but hey, anything is possible.

Using real names is 100% grade A moron though. Even semi good games tweak the names. Ronnie Raygun and Infidel Casto ring any bells?
 
2009-10-16 10:51:17 AM  
Great, my first greenlight, and it turns into a thread about teh joos full of attention whores. Awesome.
 
2009-10-16 10:53:23 AM  
Gato Negro: tallguywithglasseson: I just had to go back to see how they mentioned ACORN. Yeah, they get slaughtered by Ted Nugent.


/Rock and roll!



Oh, good! I've always wanted to play as a chickenhawk!
 
2009-10-16 10:53:59 AM  
boxiebrown: Great, my first greenlight, and it turns into a thread about teh joos full of attention whores. Awesome.

Welcome to fark.
 
2009-10-16 10:56:53 AM  
boxiebrown: Great, my first greenlight, and it turns into a thread about teh joos full of attention whores. Awesome.

Could be worse. It could have turned into a poop thread.
 
2009-10-16 10:59:39 AM  
I bet Jews poop.
 
2009-10-16 11:04:04 AM  
Pants full of macaroni!!: It could have turned into a poop thread.

Does anyone else have a grading scale based on the force required to expel your poop? Or do more people tend to use a smell-based one?
 
2009-10-16 11:04:28 AM  
Sgt Otter: You know who the runners-up are? WHAARGARRBLERS. I have had liberal friends who have never considered owning a gun in their lives calling me up and asking me for a recommendation for their first handgun or shotgun, because they're that disturbed at how farking unhinged the extreme right-wing has gotten.

I've done my research. FN five-seven USG. 5.7mm rounds. 20 rounds per clip. Hardly any recoil. It's pricey, but I think it's worth it.
 
2009-10-16 11:10:31 AM  
boxiebrown: Great, my first greenlight, and it turns into a thread about teh joos full of attention whores. Awesome.

I really wish there was some way to put a whole discussion on ignore. I came in here to say something witty about the game, but screw it.
 
2009-10-16 11:11:00 AM  
meat0918: FreudulentSplit: That was nuttier than squirrel shiat. The fact that they're talking about killing currently living peoples skirts the line. I can't wait until a few more of the unhinged right go batshiat and start shooting shiat up, and liberals start arming themselves en masse. Hopefully we'll have fully organic fighting in the street by 2011. Hopefully it's be the unhinged on the left and right killing each other off, leaving most in the middle untouched so that we can put this sorry episode behind us.

But, video games don't cause violence?

If anything this could act as an outlet for their aggression. I doubt it, but hey, anything is possible.

Using real names is 100% grade A moron though. Even semi good games tweak the names. Ronnie Raygun and Infidel Casto ring any bells?


Jimmy Farmer always kicked my ass.
 
2009-10-16 11:11:54 AM  
IDLink=4703645&IDComment=55216393#c55216393" target="_blank">Maddogjew: Egalitarian: You guys can bash GaryPDX all you want but he's the Farker to go hole up with for the Zomb-o-pocalypse. If you can find his guns & ammo-stocked secret compound in Oregon, that is.

Meh, I think Weaver95 would be the obvious choice in case of zombie holocaust. I'd end up trying to feed GaryPDX to the zombies;)


Hey I feel kind of rejected guy's. I have a kickass plan, an SUV and guns.

Lando Lincoln: Sgt Otter: You know who the runners-up are? WHAARGARRBLERS. I have had liberal friends who have never considered owning a gun in their lives calling me up and asking me for a recommendation for their first handgun or shotgun, because they're that disturbed at how farking unhinged the extreme right-wing has gotten.

I've done my research. FN five-seven USG. 5.7mm rounds. 20 rounds per clip. Hardly any recoil. It's pricey, but I think it's worth it.


Lando, go with an AR-10. 20 round clip, 7.62 Nato. Highly accurate, and with reachout and kill the zombie capability. Also has built in recoil compensation. Trust an old grunt on this. Also your not to far away, we can hook up for my convoy. I have a defendable area already planed.
 
2009-10-16 11:15:30 AM  
Man, if people want to start discussions about Judaism and Middle East politics, maybe they should find a thread that's remotely related to Judaism or Middle East politics...

I want to play this game. I bet most purchasers will be mocking it.
 
2009-10-16 11:15:47 AM  
globalwarmingpraiser: Hey I feel kind of rejected guy's. I have a kickass plan, an SUV and guns.

I'm so there. I've got a blade (don't need reloadin'), I know kung-fu, and I have developed the ability sniff any bottle of single-malt within a 1.2 miles radius, which will prove very handy once the flow of distribution is disrupted.

Plus, the time I have spent playing Fallout 3 and watching Romero movies make me the best possible companion with the most adequate training possible.
 
2009-10-16 11:16:33 AM  
Plus, you know, I know the entrances to the secret Elders caves, and have access to our unlimited resources, so we can just ride it out underground.
 
2009-10-16 11:19:31 AM  
Tatsuma: Oh yeah, Brooklyn and Florida... You know what that means, right?

The J-E-W-S are behind this website...

Piss off, will you, you delusional twat?


When the only tool you have is a hammer, every problem is a nail.
 
2009-10-16 11:20:31 AM  
Tatsuma: Plus, you know, I know the entrances to the secret Elders caves, and have access to our unlimited resources, so we can just ride it out underground.

Do we have to be circumsized though?

//I kid.
 
2009-10-16 11:22:12 AM  
Tatsuma: HotWingConspiracy: Still pretty awesome though. I made a fisticuffs character in Oblivion, but I'm too much of a headshot junkie to do it in Fallout.

Thank you, thank you.

And bah, headshots get boring after a while, tired of the same animation.

The novelty of a mixed African-American/Hispanic Girl wearing a lovely green summer dress, Buddy Holly glasses and ribbon in hear hear quickly running up to huge bands of raiders and decimating them using a ripper and dogmeat while "bingo bango bongo I don't want to leave the congo no no no no" or Billie Holiday plays in the background has yet to wear off.

HotWingConspiracy: I think it's kind of cheesy that you can pause the game to heal.

Real men bind the stimpacks to a key and never pause.

They also do the same with Rad-X and do the trip back and forth to the radiated vault entrance and back without dying, too.


YOu based a character on our mutual farkette friend?
 
2009-10-16 11:23:40 AM  
Tatsuma: Plus, you know, I know the entrances to the secret Elders caves, and have access to our unlimited resources, so we can just ride it out underground.

Great, when do I get my Guinness Bar Towel for being a Useful Christian idiot.
 
2009-10-16 11:24:49 AM  
Marla Singer's Laundry: Tatsuma: Oh yeah, Brooklyn and Florida... You know what that means, right?

The J-E-W-S are behind this website...

Piss off, will you, you delusional twat?

When the only tool you have is a hammer, every problem is a nail.



HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEH

Marla is dating a JOO.
 
2009-10-16 11:24:53 AM  
Why would Hamas be defending a Jew?
 
2009-10-16 11:25:40 AM  
Aarontology: Why would Hamas be defending a Jew?

Forget it, they're rolling.
 
2009-10-16 11:26:16 AM  
Aarontology: Why would Hamas be defending a Jew?

I found that Alex Jones being proven right the best part about it. I bet trithers jizzed themselves on that one.

/Oh and RON PAUL
 
2009-10-16 11:30:12 AM  
Aarontology: Why would Hamas be defending a Jew?

Because Obama.
 
2009-10-16 11:32:18 AM  
globalwarmingpraiser: YOu based a character on our mutual farkette friend?

Actually, I've been running with that mix for 8 years or so. It's a punk Marie DeSalle from High Fidelity

dmsr.files.wordpress.com

One of my favourite movie of all times, and I got a crush on her. Plus, much cooler to kill people with than Audrey Hepburn
 
2009-10-16 11:34:52 AM  
Tatsuma: globalwarmingpraiser: YOu based a character on our mutual farkette friend?

Actually, I've been running with that mix for 8 years or so. It's a punk Marie DeSalle from High Fidelity



One of my favourite movie of all times, and I got a crush on her. Plus, much cooler to kill people with than Audrey Hepburn


FAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAP
 
2009-10-16 11:36:26 AM  
meat0918: Aarontology: Why would Hamas be defending a Jew?

Forget it, they're rolling.


They see me rollin, they hatin...
 
2009-10-16 11:36:28 AM  
 
2009-10-16 11:52:24 AM  
Elvis Da King: tallguywithglasseson: "Alex Jones rescued... most of his 'conspiracy theories' have since been proven true"

Only slightly less insane than the thought of Rahm Emmanuel and Hamas being on the same side.

That's why they put the word SATIRE on the main page.


If you (or the makers of this game) believe that is satire, then either you suck at writing or you suck at reading the dictionary.
 
2009-10-16 11:54:08 AM  
wow...
 
2009-10-16 11:55:08 AM  
"March 13, 2011 - In a bout of good news, Rick Santelli was found alive when several Nation of Malsi and Hamas warriors were killed fighting Joe Wilson's Militia near Washington, D.C. It looks as if Hamas planned on beheading Santelli"

hehe what?
 
2009-10-16 11:56:29 AM  
ISITTHATOBVIOUS: /hot like Dan Quayle

Hot like Catherine the Great.

/once she tried to trade something for horses in-game
//i lol'd
 
2009-10-16 12:02:25 PM  
Tatsuma: It's a punk Marie DeSalle from High Fidelity

4.bp.blogspot.com

First thing that came to mind.
 
2009-10-16 12:10:41 PM  
Mike_LowELL: KajakPro: AppleOptionEsc: Murkanen: Mike_LowELL: More plausible than the World of Warcraft story arc.

The one they have running now or the one where Thrall has seemingly lost his mind because he appoints "Kill everything without green skin" Garrosh as his replacement for leader of the Horde?

Better than the hippie, Jaina "I'm going to lead you into the undercity, then teleport away, accomplishing nothing" Proudmore, leading the alliance against her ex-boyfriend, who she will eternally love.

/this post makes as much sense that this link.

I remember when Warcraft Characters were stalwart examples of bravery, like Lothar and five knights charging headlong into like 20 bloodlusted Ogre Magi in Human 10 or so in WarCraft 2. Or Gul'dan deciding to be a dick like a real warlock and just take over the horde from Ogrim Doomhammer.
None of this Noble Savage Orc bullshait either.

/That was so long ago. SO LONG AGO.

Followed it all since the beginning. The story arc was excellent at the end of Reign of Chaos and fizzled out a bit during The Frozen Throne. Then World of Warcraft loudly stated that twenty-five to forty morons could take down some of the most powerful beings in the Warcraft universe and destroyed its credibility.


It's worse than that. Almost every raid is retconned in canon (yes, the shiatty mary sue porn books are canon), to where the raid boss is soloed or maybe five-manned by a major lore character. Thousands of adventurers collaborating and progressing to their maximum experience so they can form groups of 25 to kill powerful beings is actually much more plausible.

Yeah, they broke the horde vs. alliance story so they could force them into complete conflict. They were setting up Med'an to be the new Guardian but they changed to Thrall at the last minute. But Blizzard will make it work, they always do.
 
2009-10-16 12:10:45 PM  
Tatsuma: HotWingConspiracy: Still pretty awesome though. I made a fisticuffs character in Oblivion, but I'm too much of a headshot junkie to do it in Fallout.

Thank you, thank you.

And bah, headshots get boring after a while, tired of the same animation.

The novelty of a mixed African-American/Hispanic Girl wearing a lovely green summer dress, Buddy Holly glasses and ribbon in hear hear quickly running up to huge bands of raiders and decimating them using a ripper and dogmeat while "bingo bango bongo I don't want to leave the congo no no no no" or Billie Holiday plays in the background has yet to wear off.

HotWingConspiracy: I think it's kind of cheesy that you can pause the game to heal.

Real men bind the stimpacks to a key and never pause.

They also do the same with Rad-X and do the trip back and forth to the radiated vault entrance and back without dying, too.


Real men install Fallout: Wasteland Edition Link (new window) and play through as a Raider.

Amateurs.

/FO3 stands at 11 gigs.
//I'd list them, but it'd take more space than I care to admit.
 
2009-10-16 12:13:28 PM  
SERVERS OVERLOADED We are adding servers right now. Site is going viral. Strength and Freedom!
 
2009-10-16 12:16:03 PM  
Highway61Revisited: Apik0r0s: Tatsuma: First, I will quote the verse that says we should emulate G-d in all of his ways.


GOD certainly doesn't see through your clever ruse there, he's fooled by that one every time.

Dude, perhaps you're attacked because you're so abrasive.

Debate folks on the issues, don't pick on somebody because they practice certain well known religious traditions (such as writing G-d).


I love how easily everyone forgets how much of a douche Tats is.

Only till he craps all over a thread about someone disagreeing with israel, or someone NOT completely panning the persians, arabs or palestinians. Not to mention when he will occasionally threadjack to somehow involve israel where ever possible.

I remember some shameful stuff, trying to play the proportions game when it comes to genocide, discounting the romas/gypsies/blacks/russians/poles in the holocaust, 'no true scotsman' accusation towards other jews who don't agree with him, discussions between him and Persepolis, and especially from the thread that mysteriously got yanked a couple months back...

In summation, Tatsuma is a real piece of shiat whom occasionally tries to cover himself in powdered sugar and pass it off as a long john.
 
2009-10-16 12:18:45 PM  
funmonger: Tatsuma: It's a punk Marie DeSalle from High Fidelity



First thing that came to mind.


Wait, isn't that from Repo Man?

/let's go commit some crimes!
 
2009-10-16 12:23:22 PM  
This thread desperately needs a Metal Wolf Chaos citation.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dWXL9g4ObVA

Safe for work, not safe enough for the American market. Because Engrish doesn't fly.
 
2009-10-16 12:23:57 PM  
Free Radical: SERVERS OVERLOADED We are adding servers right now. Site is going viral. Strength and Freedom!

They've gone to plaid.

kekaha.ssl-global.com
 
2009-10-16 12:25:06 PM  
Free Radical: SERVERS OVERLOADED We are adding servers right now. Site is going viral. Strength and Freedom!

the only thing viral about that site is they actually think people will side with a bunch of redneck sand racist to overthrow america.
 
2009-10-16 12:28:10 PM  
Antimatter: Free Radical: SERVERS OVERLOADED We are adding servers right now. Site is going viral. Strength and Freedom!

the only thing viral about that site is they actually think people will side with a bunch of redneck sand racist to overthrow america.


and racists rather. I need a new keyboard.
 
2009-10-16 12:32:31 PM  
What, you guys don't think the game could be fun. Who here doesn't have a soft spot for strategy games
 
2009-10-16 12:35:38 PM  
optional: Wait, isn't that from Repo Man?

Yep. The only punk mixed-race (farking HATE that term)girl I can think of.
 
2009-10-16 12:37:19 PM  
Swingliner: What, you guys don't think the game could be fun. Who here doesn't have a soft spot for strategy games

In the interest of being fair and balanced, can you play as one of Obama's Hamas Death Squads?
 
2009-10-16 12:37:38 PM  
icy_one: Elvis Da King: tallguywithglasseson: "Alex Jones rescued... most of his 'conspiracy theories' have since been proven true"

Only slightly less insane than the thought of Rahm Emmanuel and Hamas being on the same side.

That's why they put the word SATIRE on the main page.

If you (or the makers of this game) believe that is satire, then either you suck at writing or you suck at reading the dictionary.


Wait... doesn't "satire" mean "I don't want to be responsible for my retarded views"?

Well, somebody's gonna have to change this copy of the Murdoch Dictionary then....
 
2009-10-16 12:39:43 PM  
Swingliner: What, you guys don't think the game could be fun. Who here doesn't have a soft spot for strategy games

gonna give the free side a try, ned more time killers at work.
 
2009-10-16 12:41:26 PM  
funmonger: optional: Wait, isn't that from Repo Man?

Yep. The only punk mixed-race (farking HATE that term)girl I can think of.


I don't normally think mohawks look good on girls, but she pulled it off.
 
2009-10-16 12:42:39 PM  
Join the United States of Earth? So...is that like the U.N. or the New World Order?

Last I heard...THOSE were the bad guys.

/so confused.
 
2009-10-16 12:43:27 PM  
Nuclear Monk: Join the United States of Earth? So...is that like the U.N. or the New World Order?

Last I heard...THOSE were the bad guys.

/so confused.


No one ever accused them of being consistent.
 
2009-10-16 12:44:02 PM  
crab66: Why are conservative websites always straight out of 1997?

They haven't figured out Web 2.0 yet and are too cheap to afford anything other than a 28.8K Modem.
 
2009-10-16 12:44:15 PM  
funmonger: optional: Wait, isn't that from Repo Man?

Yep. The only punk mixed-race (farking HATE that term)girl I can think of.


that's why you should use "octoroon" instead
 
2009-10-16 12:46:47 PM  
meat0918: Nuclear Monk: Join the United States of Earth? So...is that like the U.N. or the New World Order?

Last I heard...THOSE were the bad guys.

/so confused.

No one ever accused them of being consistent.


You know that you loved these guys.

o.aolcdn.com



/hot like wrestling in 1997
 
2009-10-16 12:46:51 PM  
TheRaven7: Mike_LowELL: KajakPro: AppleOptionEsc: Murkanen: Mike_LowELL: More plausible than the World of Warcraft story arc.

The one they have running now or the one where Thrall has seemingly lost his mind because he appoints "Kill everything without green skin" Garrosh as his replacement for leader of the Horde?

Better than the hippie, Jaina "I'm going to lead you into the undercity, then teleport away, accomplishing nothing" Proudmore, leading the alliance against her ex-boyfriend, who she will eternally love.

/this post makes as much sense that this link.

I remember when Warcraft Characters were stalwart examples of bravery, like Lothar and five knights charging headlong into like 20 bloodlusted Ogre Magi in Human 10 or so in WarCraft 2. Or Gul'dan deciding to be a dick like a real warlock and just take over the horde from Ogrim Doomhammer.
None of this Noble Savage Orc bullshait either.

/That was so long ago. SO LONG AGO.

Followed it all since the beginning. The story arc was excellent at the end of Reign of Chaos and fizzled out a bit during The Frozen Throne. Then World of Warcraft loudly stated that twenty-five to forty morons could take down some of the most powerful beings in the Warcraft universe and destroyed its credibility.

It's worse than that. Almost every raid is retconned in canon (yes, the shiatty mary sue porn books are canon), to where the raid boss is soloed or maybe five-manned by a major lore character. Thousands of adventurers collaborating and progressing to their maximum experience so they can form groups of 25 to kill powerful beings is actually much more plausible.

Yeah, they broke the horde vs. alliance story so they could force them into complete conflict. They were setting up Med'an to be the new Guardian but they changed to Thrall at the last minute. But Blizzard will make it work, they always do.


I don't want to threadjack, but is there some place I can read up on the changes and retcons in Warcraft lore?

On topic, this game reminds of that comic strip that came out around the election, with Bin Laden becoming the head of the UN. Right-wingers have a crazy I'm not sure the biggest hippie lefty could approach.
 
2009-10-16 12:48:10 PM  
I've played Final Fantasy games with a plot more grounded in reality than this.
 
2009-10-16 12:48:11 PM  
globalwarmingpraiser: meat0918: Nuclear Monk: Join the United States of Earth? So...is that like the U.N. or the New World Order?

Last I heard...THOSE were the bad guys.

/so confused.

No one ever accused them of being consistent.

You know that you loved these guys.

/hot like wrestling in 1997


Screw them Wolf Pack baby,
 
2009-10-16 12:49:33 PM  
DarkLancelot: On topic, this game reminds of that comic strip that came out around the election, with Bin Laden becoming the head of the UN. Right-wingers have a crazy I'm not sure the biggest hippie lefty could approach.

Move to the blue parts of Oregon. I love it, but then again the crazy has been self contained to a few regions, and the hippies tend to keep to themselves.
 
2009-10-16 12:52:48 PM  
skullkrusher: that's why you should use "octoroon" instead

Isn't that one-eighth? Am pretty sure she's a bi-roon. At LEAST a quad.
 
2009-10-16 12:53:19 PM  
meat0918:
Move to the blue parts of Oregon. I love it, but then again the crazy has been self contained to a few regions, and the hippies tend to keep to themselves.


When you live between PDX and the mountain, all the crazy come to *you*. Here in the sticks I see it all -- the angry conservatives live out here, and all the hippies pass through on the way to the ski joints.

Saves me fuel, I suppose....
 
2009-10-16 12:55:19 PM  
optional: I don't normally think mohawks look good on girls, but she pulled it off.

Agreed. The silver Lame' jacket and sixgun does it for me too.
 
2009-10-16 12:55:44 PM  
funmonger: skullkrusher: that's why you should use "octoroon" instead

Isn't that one-eighth? Am pretty sure she's a bi-roon. At LEAST a quad.


hehe yeah, octoroon just sounds funnier though
 
2009-10-16 12:55:49 PM  
I saw no mention of Palin. I clicked on that link expecting to see a fark of her dressed like Lara Croft...and nothing.

EABOD, subby
 
2009-10-16 12:57:53 PM  
skullkrusher:

octoroon just sounds funnier though
 
2009-10-16 01:08:38 PM  
Bestbank Tiger: I saw no mention of Palin. I clicked on that link expecting to see a fark of her dressed like Lara Croft...and nothing.

EABOD, subby


You have to poke around a bit in the terribly designed "breaking news" section, but it's there. Also, if all you want is photoshopped images of Palin to fap to, GIS is your friend.

I'll pass on the BOD!
 
2009-10-16 01:12:41 PM  
House of Tards: The United States is a creation of "racists and warmongers," Obama says to a stunned America, and is to be replaced by the North American Union.

I wouldn't pay a single goddamn Amero to play this game.


LOL.

+1 internets for you.

+1 Ameros too.
 
2009-10-16 01:32:12 PM  
I have to be honest, do these people think a civil war here will actually help the US? It would leave major cities a smoking ruin. Industrial capacity would be wiped out. Millions would starve.

We would be open to invasion by foreign powers as well.

Seriously, do these people think the rest of the world will standby and wait as we have a massive temper tantrum?
 
2009-10-16 01:40:37 PM  
meat0918: I have to be honest, do these people think a civil war here will actually help the US? It would leave major cities a smoking ruin. Industrial capacity would be wiped out. Millions would starve.

We would be open to invasion by foreign powers as well.

Seriously, do these people think the rest of the world will standby and wait as we have a massive temper tantrum?


Does this guy look like he thinks through consequences much at all?

Link (new window)
 
2009-10-16 01:44:43 PM  
Really? No one saw this:

Tatsuma: I'll pound him hard, again and again and again, as long as it takes until he just can't get up anymore.

I ... I don't even know where to start with this.

Okay, the obvious:

www.polyfro.com

Or:

i114.photobucket.com
 
2009-10-16 01:44:52 PM  
meat0918: I have to be honest, do these people think a civil war here will actually help the US? It would leave major cities a smoking ruin. Industrial capacity would be wiped out. Millions would starve.

We would be open to invasion by foreign powers as well.

Seriously, do these people think the rest of the world will standby and wait as we have a massive temper tantrum?


People like this enjoy fantasizing about being involved in an epic struggle with a clear and easily identifiable enemy. For them, the civil war is all part of the story, a grand narrative in which they play heroes.

Of course, they never think about the millions who'd die in such a conflict. Some cases might go for the "Cozy Catastrophe" approach, where nothing really bad happens to them or the people they care about. This is a disturbingly myopic viewpoint, but one that comes naturally to humans.
 
2009-10-16 01:44:58 PM  
icy_one: Elvis Da King: tallguywithglasseson: "Alex Jones rescued... most of his 'conspiracy theories' have since been proven true"

Only slightly less insane than the thought of Rahm Emmanuel and Hamas being on the same side.

That's why they put the word SATIRE on the main page.

If you (or the makers of this game) believe that is satire, then either you suck at writing or you suck at reading the dictionary.


And if this game came out 1-2 years ago, and Cheney and Blackwater were the oppressors that the rebels were fighting, all positions in this thread would be reversed.

Lighten up Jack- it's a game.
 
2009-10-16 01:45:24 PM  
captain_heroic44: meat0918: I have to be honest, do these people think a civil war here will actually help the US? It would leave major cities a smoking ruin. Industrial capacity would be wiped out. Millions would starve.

We would be open to invasion by foreign powers as well.

Seriously, do these people think the rest of the world will standby and wait as we have a massive temper tantrum?

Does this guy look like he thinks through consequences much at all?

Link (new window)


He can wake me when the turn Glenn Beck into a Goldstein.
 
2009-10-16 01:51:26 PM  
Elvis Da King: icy_one: Elvis Da King: tallguywithglasseson: "Alex Jones rescued... most of his 'conspiracy theories' have since been proven true"

Only slightly less insane than the thought of Rahm Emmanuel and Hamas being on the same side.

That's why they put the word SATIRE on the main page.

If you (or the makers of this game) believe that is satire, then either you suck at writing or you suck at reading the dictionary.

And if this game came out 1-2 years ago, and Cheney and Blackwater were the oppressors that the rebels were fighting, all positions in this thread would be reversed.

Lighten up Jack- it's a game.


That's actually a very good point.
 
2009-10-16 01:52:48 PM  
You can tell that the "author" had an erection while he was typing the part about the revolution/civil war.

"This is what happens when conservatives try to make satire, Larry."
 
2009-10-16 01:57:33 PM  
meat0918: I have to be honest, do these people think a civil war here will actually help the US? It would leave major cities a smoking ruin. Industrial capacity would be wiped out. Millions would starve.

We would be open to invasion by foreign powers as well.

Seriously, do these people think the rest of the world will standby and wait as we have a massive temper tantrum?


With the nukes you're sitting on, in a word, YES!
 
2009-10-16 02:01:55 PM  
Elvis Da King: meat0918: I have to be honest, do these people think a civil war here will actually help the US? It would leave major cities a smoking ruin. Industrial capacity would be wiped out. Millions would starve.

We would be open to invasion by foreign powers as well.

Seriously, do these people think the rest of the world will standby and wait as we have a massive temper tantrum?

With the nukes you're sitting on, in a word, YES!


Did the world wait as the USSR collapsed? Only for a moment then, it went right on truckin'. Afterward foreign investment started to flow in of course, but no one waited for the USSR based on its nukes.
 
2009-10-16 02:05:06 PM  
If this is free or if there is a free version I just might have to play it. I love dumb/goofy flash games.
 
2009-10-16 02:14:18 PM  
Tatsuma: Plus, you know, I know the entrances to the secret Elders caves, and have access to our unlimited resources, so we can just ride it out underground.


The Elders of what?

/jk
 
2009-10-16 02:18:11 PM  
Saiga410: If this is free or if there is a free version I just might have to play it. I love dumb/goofy flash games.

It is free, only reason I am playing it. I mean who pays for time wasters. Even if they are only 5 dollars a month.
 
2009-10-16 02:18:18 PM  
optional: People like this enjoy fantasizing about being involved in an epic struggle with a clear and easily identifiable enemy. For them, the civil war is all part of the story, a grand narrative in which they play heroes.

Of course, they never think about the millions who'd die in such a conflict. Some cases might go for the "Cozy Catastrophe" approach, where nothing really bad happens to them or the people they care about. This is a disturbingly myopic viewpoint, but one that comes naturally to humans.


It's the same with the people who enjoy quotes such as 'vote from the rooftops' and 'The tree of liberty needs to be watered with the blood of tyrants'. Basically saying they'd be willing to kill people for their half assed political opinions.

It's mostly internet tough guy garbage.
 
2009-10-16 02:19:24 PM  
Apik0r0s: Tatsuma: Plus, you know, I know the entrances to the secret Elders caves, and have access to our unlimited resources, so we can just ride it out underground.


The Elders of what?

/jk


No Bar Towel for you
 
2009-10-16 02:25:28 PM  
Apik0r0s: Tatsuma: Plus, you know, I know the entrances to the secret Elders caves, and have access to our unlimited resources, so we can just ride it out underground.


The Elders of what?

/jk


heehee
 
2009-10-16 02:48:39 PM  
meat0918: Elvis Da King: meat0918: I have to be honest, do these people think a civil war here will actually help the US? It would leave major cities a smoking ruin. Industrial capacity would be wiped out. Millions would starve.

We would be open to invasion by foreign powers as well.

Seriously, do these people think the rest of the world will standby and wait as we have a massive temper tantrum?

With the nukes you're sitting on, in a word, YES!

Did the world wait as the USSR collapsed? Only for a moment then, it went right on truckin'. Afterward foreign investment started to flow in of course, but no one waited for the USSR based on its nukes.


Since I seem to have confused your original post, let's go through it with my previous caveat. This is a farking game- nothing more.

Civil Wars are based on emotion. They usually begin when a ruling group have teed off another group enough to believe that they have no choice but to rebel. The consequences are rarely at the top of the checklist.

Industrial capacity for all of North America bugged off with NAFTA. any rebuild would be from the ground up.

Millions would starve. Many more would die from disease, pestilence and collateral damage. Again, Civil War is based on emotion.

The rest of the world would go on and ignore what is going on unless directly threatened. The Military-Industrial Complex (Kudos, Ike) will profit by selling to both sides.

The biggest threat would come at the end, when the modern day Carpetbaggers come in and buy up anything available with the money just given to them in the Worldwide bailouts that were just extorted from all of us.

Anybody else have something to add? THEORETICALLY, of course.

That clearer?
 
2009-10-16 03:23:19 PM  
boxiebrown: Bestbank Tiger: I saw no mention of Palin. I clicked on that link expecting to see a fark of her dressed like Lara Croft...and nothing.

EABOD, subby

You have to poke around a bit in the terribly designed "breaking news" section, but it's there. Also, if all you want is photoshopped images of Palin to fap to, GIS is your friend.

I'll pass on the BOD!


Sorry, my bad.

I'll take your word for it because the layout does indeed suck.
 
2009-10-16 03:36:34 PM  
Elvis Da King: icy_one: Elvis Da King: tallguywithglasseson: "Alex Jones rescued... most of his 'conspiracy theories' have since been proven true"

Only slightly less insane than the thought of Rahm Emmanuel and Hamas being on the same side.

That's why they put the word SATIRE on the main page.

If you (or the makers of this game) believe that is satire, then either you suck at writing or you suck at reading the dictionary.

And if this game came out 1-2 years ago, and Cheney and Blackwater were the oppressors that the rebels were fighting, all positions in this thread would be reversed.

Lighten up Jack- it's a game.


Given the other regime supported torture, had no respect for constitutional law, and hired blackwater for domestic paramilitary work, it would at least be closer to believable.
 
2009-10-16 05:32:45 PM  
Oh great - another crappy Flash-based Evony shell.

Expect titty ads featuring Palin overlooking a ruined countryside.
 
2009-10-16 05:35:21 PM  
...did i mention QuakeLive is online - and 100% FREE!?!?

Why the fark would anybody bother with garbage like these "Gimme-Some-Money schemes when there are QUALITY games available for free?
 
2009-10-16 05:44:42 PM  
Dr. Poison:
Expect titty ads featuring Palin overlooking a ruined countryside.


We call that "Alaska."
 
2009-10-16 07:51:42 PM  
ISITTHATOBVIOUS

Woah woah woah woah woah. Hang on now. Nelson Mandela and Winston Churchill are above Constantine? #2 is Abraham farking Lincoln??
 
2009-10-16 09:17:50 PM  
ISITTHATOBVIOUS

Woah woah woah woah woah. Hang on now. Nelson Mandela and Winston Churchill are above Constantine? #2 is Abraham farking Lincoln??


I don't know. Not my screencap.
 
2009-10-16 11:16:09 PM  
optional: And if this game came out 1-2 years ago, and Cheney and Blackwater were the oppressors that the rebels were fighting, all positions in this thread would be reversed.

Lighten up Jack- it's a game.

That's actually a very good point.


No, actually that's f*cking retarded.

If this game came out with the same idiotic fringe retardation from the left, it would have still been mocked mercilessly. Deservedly so.
 
2009-10-17 02:02:25 AM  
ISITTHATOBVIOUS: ISITTHATOBVIOUS

Woah woah woah woah woah. Hang on now. Nelson Mandela and Winston Churchill are above Constantine? #2 is Abraham farking Lincoln??

I don't know. Not my screencap.


I looked more closely and found that there's a scroll bar on the right that appears to be at the bottom. So what you see there appears to begin at number 2 or 3.
 
2009-10-17 02:43:59 AM  
This is what I worried the plot of Shadow Complex was going to be when I heard about it being a Orson Scott Card property.
 
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