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(Some Guy)   New video game imagines armed revolution in 2011, features Sarah Palin "helping to take out several Hamas warriors who were guarding Rahm Emanuel." Rugged patriots seen rushing to their bunks en masse   (usofearth.com) divider line 259
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2009-10-16 09:11:51 AM  
Tatsuma: HotWingConspiracy: Yeah that's pretty hardcore.

My finger hurt after that. I think it gets close to 100 rad/sec at some point near the door. At some place you actually die instantly, you need to go over the small mount over the door to do it and survive. Can't teleport out either, it kills you.

I did it, though, I bloody did it and I've got the location on my map to prove it.


That's really kind of nuts. I could probably pull it off, now that I think of it. Maxed out my med skills so all my drugs are souped up.
 
2009-10-16 09:13:00 AM  
Apik0r0s: Why do you equally anonymous farks never have your ethnicity questioned, but Jews who oppose you invariably get the "you're not a Jew" treatment.

Son, you are barkin' up the wrong tree. I certainly have no fondness (or use) for AIPAC. I am a true leftist, hell, you could even call me a communist (and you'd be right). I have little use for any right-wing organization. Tatsuma can be a bit defensive and strident but there is no need to hurl such vile insults at him like that.
 
2009-10-16 09:13:31 AM  
Can you say treason and sedition?

I wonder what the republicans of yesteryear would be saying about this? Oh...nm, they wouldn't say anything. They would just bomb the admin's house and claim to have killed 25 militant terrorists.

And in this case, they might even be right.
 
2009-10-16 09:14:46 AM  
Apik0r0s: My grandmother always said that when somebody has to use a lot of words to explain something simple

There's certainly nothing simple about the concepts of Religious Zionism versus Religious non-Zionism.

My grand-mother always said that when you're using a lot of words to explain something to someone who is simple, you're wasting you're time.

Now shoo, jackie boy.

welcometoillinois.files.wordpress.com
 
2009-10-16 09:17:18 AM  
HotWingConspiracy: That's really kind of nuts. I could probably pull it off, now that I think of it. Maxed out my med skills so all my drugs are souped up.

See, I didn't even max out my skills, just pressed that hotkey really really really fast. You should try that, it's fun

Maddogjew: I certainly have no fondness (or use) for AIPAC. I am a true leftist, hell, you could even call me a communist (and you'd be right). I have little use for any right-wing organization.

WAH YOU'RE NOT JEWISH!!!

We probably disagree on most topics touching religion and politics for the most part, but I'm sure we'd have a blast arguing over some Kiddush wine and challah.
 
2009-10-16 09:17:26 AM  
Tatsuma: First, I will quote the verse that says we should emulate G-d in all of his ways.

Question about the G-d thing; I seem to remember a story I heard (probably on This American Life) about a kid who went to a religious school, and happened to have a name that also meant "God." And if he wrote his name on anything, the teacher took it and made him do a penance of sorts, because writing his name on a piece of paper made it holy...or something. The details are slipping a bit.

Is that what is going on here? Because the only other thing I thought of was that you wanted to avoid taking the Lord's name in vain, but seeing as you are discussing your sermon in which you praise God, I don't see how that applies.

/Atheistic curiosity :)
 
2009-10-16 09:22:39 AM  
vartian: Question about the G-d thing;

class starting will answer in an hour or so
 
2009-10-16 09:26:39 AM  
Tatsuma: vartian: Question about the G-d thing;

class starting will answer in an hour or soshiat, is there going to be a test? I don't have any number 2 pencils... :)
 
2009-10-16 09:46:36 AM  
Recently released video game Shadow Complex uses the setting of Orson Scott Card's Empire books where left wing group kills off most of the Bush administration in a terrorist attack with advanced technology.

Hell there's a brawler up on Xbox Live Indie Games called Angry Barry wherre you play as Obama and kick and punch your way through right wingers.

There's a lot of political games out there.
 
2009-10-16 09:53:44 AM  
You guys can bash GaryPDX all you want but he's the Farker to go hole up with for the Zomb-o-pocalypse. If you can find his guns & ammo-stocked secret compound in Oregon, that is.
 
2009-10-16 09:58:25 AM  
I suppose if I was a right-wing "dittohead" "zombie" this site would make me play with my johnson until fell off.
 
2009-10-16 10:03:14 AM  
Egalitarian: You guys can bash GaryPDX all you want but he's the Farker to go hole up with for the Zomb-o-pocalypse. If you can find his guns & ammo-stocked secret compound in Oregon, that is.

Meh, I think Weaver95 would be the obvious choice in case of zombie holocaust. I'd end up trying to feed GaryPDX to the zombies;)
 
2009-10-16 10:13:21 AM  
Raiden333: That's... Wow. It's like someone built a colossal monument to Poe's Law. I especially love this:

Rush Limbaugh and Glenn Beck Found Dead in Camp

(Fox News Logo)

March 5, 2011 - Clark County, VA - A FEMA camp was liberated today, one of two still controlled by the war criminals loyal to Obama.


I realize that grammar, logic and makin' werds do stuff aren't strong with these folks, but...

Did no one notice that it implies that the other X FEMA camps (presumably with prisoners) are run by Republicans?
 
2009-10-16 10:19:13 AM  
My first greenlight!! And yes, I know it was because of the sheer hilarity of the link, and not my headline. Shut up.
 
2009-10-16 10:19:15 AM  
Maddogjew: Egalitarian: You guys can bash GaryPDX all you want but he's the Farker to go hole up with for the Zomb-o-pocalypse. If you can find his guns & ammo-stocked secret compound in Oregon, that is.

Meh, I think Weaver95 would be the obvious choice in case of zombie holocaust. I'd end up trying to feed GaryPDX to the zombies;)


Meh. I wouldn't trust most of you folks with a pointed stick. I'll hole up with the folks I do trust, and hope that most of you make it out alive.
 
2009-10-16 10:23:40 AM  
Apik0r0s: Tatsuma: First, I will quote the verse that says we should emulate G-d in all of his ways.


GOD certainly doesn't see through your clever ruse there, he's fooled by that one every time.


Dude, perhaps you're attacked because you're so abrasive.

Debate folks on the issues, don't pick on somebody because they practice certain well known religious traditions (such as writing G-d).
 
2009-10-16 10:33:31 AM  
That was nuttier than squirrel shiat. The fact that they're talking about killing currently living peoples skirts the line. I can't wait until a few more of the unhinged right go batshiat and start shooting shiat up, and liberals start arming themselves en masse. Hopefully we'll have fully organic fighting in the street by 2011. Hopefully it's be the unhinged on the left and right killing each other off, leaving most in the middle untouched so that we can put this sorry episode behind us.
 
2009-10-16 10:44:20 AM  
FreudulentSplit: Hopefully it's be the unhinged on the left and right killing each other off, leaving most in the middle untouched so that we can put this sorry episode behind us.

WARFARE DOES NOT WORK THAT WAY!
 
2009-10-16 10:44:51 AM  
FreudulentSplit: That was nuttier than squirrel shiat. The fact that they're talking about killing currently living peoples skirts the line. I can't wait until a few more of the unhinged right go batshiat and start shooting shiat up, and liberals start arming themselves en masse. Hopefully we'll have fully organic fighting in the street by 2011. Hopefully it's be the unhinged on the left and right killing each other off, leaving most in the middle untouched so that we can put this sorry episode behind us.

But, video games don't cause violence?

If anything this could act as an outlet for their aggression. I doubt it, but hey, anything is possible.

Using real names is 100% grade A moron though. Even semi good games tweak the names. Ronnie Raygun and Infidel Casto ring any bells?
 
2009-10-16 10:51:17 AM  
Great, my first greenlight, and it turns into a thread about teh joos full of attention whores. Awesome.
 
2009-10-16 10:53:23 AM  
Gato Negro: tallguywithglasseson: I just had to go back to see how they mentioned ACORN. Yeah, they get slaughtered by Ted Nugent.


/Rock and roll!



Oh, good! I've always wanted to play as a chickenhawk!
 
2009-10-16 10:53:59 AM  
boxiebrown: Great, my first greenlight, and it turns into a thread about teh joos full of attention whores. Awesome.

Welcome to fark.
 
2009-10-16 10:56:53 AM  
boxiebrown: Great, my first greenlight, and it turns into a thread about teh joos full of attention whores. Awesome.

Could be worse. It could have turned into a poop thread.
 
2009-10-16 10:59:39 AM  
I bet Jews poop.
 
2009-10-16 11:04:04 AM  
Pants full of macaroni!!: It could have turned into a poop thread.

Does anyone else have a grading scale based on the force required to expel your poop? Or do more people tend to use a smell-based one?
 
2009-10-16 11:04:28 AM  
Sgt Otter: You know who the runners-up are? WHAARGARRBLERS. I have had liberal friends who have never considered owning a gun in their lives calling me up and asking me for a recommendation for their first handgun or shotgun, because they're that disturbed at how farking unhinged the extreme right-wing has gotten.

I've done my research. FN five-seven USG. 5.7mm rounds. 20 rounds per clip. Hardly any recoil. It's pricey, but I think it's worth it.
 
2009-10-16 11:10:31 AM  
boxiebrown: Great, my first greenlight, and it turns into a thread about teh joos full of attention whores. Awesome.

I really wish there was some way to put a whole discussion on ignore. I came in here to say something witty about the game, but screw it.
 
2009-10-16 11:11:00 AM  
meat0918: FreudulentSplit: That was nuttier than squirrel shiat. The fact that they're talking about killing currently living peoples skirts the line. I can't wait until a few more of the unhinged right go batshiat and start shooting shiat up, and liberals start arming themselves en masse. Hopefully we'll have fully organic fighting in the street by 2011. Hopefully it's be the unhinged on the left and right killing each other off, leaving most in the middle untouched so that we can put this sorry episode behind us.

But, video games don't cause violence?

If anything this could act as an outlet for their aggression. I doubt it, but hey, anything is possible.

Using real names is 100% grade A moron though. Even semi good games tweak the names. Ronnie Raygun and Infidel Casto ring any bells?


Jimmy Farmer always kicked my ass.
 
2009-10-16 11:11:54 AM  
IDLink=4703645&IDComment=55216393#c55216393" target="_blank">Maddogjew: Egalitarian: You guys can bash GaryPDX all you want but he's the Farker to go hole up with for the Zomb-o-pocalypse. If you can find his guns & ammo-stocked secret compound in Oregon, that is.

Meh, I think Weaver95 would be the obvious choice in case of zombie holocaust. I'd end up trying to feed GaryPDX to the zombies;)


Hey I feel kind of rejected guy's. I have a kickass plan, an SUV and guns.

Lando Lincoln: Sgt Otter: You know who the runners-up are? WHAARGARRBLERS. I have had liberal friends who have never considered owning a gun in their lives calling me up and asking me for a recommendation for their first handgun or shotgun, because they're that disturbed at how farking unhinged the extreme right-wing has gotten.

I've done my research. FN five-seven USG. 5.7mm rounds. 20 rounds per clip. Hardly any recoil. It's pricey, but I think it's worth it.


Lando, go with an AR-10. 20 round clip, 7.62 Nato. Highly accurate, and with reachout and kill the zombie capability. Also has built in recoil compensation. Trust an old grunt on this. Also your not to far away, we can hook up for my convoy. I have a defendable area already planed.
 
2009-10-16 11:15:30 AM  
Man, if people want to start discussions about Judaism and Middle East politics, maybe they should find a thread that's remotely related to Judaism or Middle East politics...

I want to play this game. I bet most purchasers will be mocking it.
 
2009-10-16 11:15:47 AM  
globalwarmingpraiser: Hey I feel kind of rejected guy's. I have a kickass plan, an SUV and guns.

I'm so there. I've got a blade (don't need reloadin'), I know kung-fu, and I have developed the ability sniff any bottle of single-malt within a 1.2 miles radius, which will prove very handy once the flow of distribution is disrupted.

Plus, the time I have spent playing Fallout 3 and watching Romero movies make me the best possible companion with the most adequate training possible.
 
2009-10-16 11:16:33 AM  
Plus, you know, I know the entrances to the secret Elders caves, and have access to our unlimited resources, so we can just ride it out underground.
 
2009-10-16 11:19:31 AM  
Tatsuma: Oh yeah, Brooklyn and Florida... You know what that means, right?

The J-E-W-S are behind this website...

Piss off, will you, you delusional twat?


When the only tool you have is a hammer, every problem is a nail.
 
2009-10-16 11:20:31 AM  
Tatsuma: Plus, you know, I know the entrances to the secret Elders caves, and have access to our unlimited resources, so we can just ride it out underground.

Do we have to be circumsized though?

//I kid.
 
2009-10-16 11:22:12 AM  
Tatsuma: HotWingConspiracy: Still pretty awesome though. I made a fisticuffs character in Oblivion, but I'm too much of a headshot junkie to do it in Fallout.

Thank you, thank you.

And bah, headshots get boring after a while, tired of the same animation.

The novelty of a mixed African-American/Hispanic Girl wearing a lovely green summer dress, Buddy Holly glasses and ribbon in hear hear quickly running up to huge bands of raiders and decimating them using a ripper and dogmeat while "bingo bango bongo I don't want to leave the congo no no no no" or Billie Holiday plays in the background has yet to wear off.

HotWingConspiracy: I think it's kind of cheesy that you can pause the game to heal.

Real men bind the stimpacks to a key and never pause.

They also do the same with Rad-X and do the trip back and forth to the radiated vault entrance and back without dying, too.


YOu based a character on our mutual farkette friend?
 
2009-10-16 11:23:40 AM  
Tatsuma: Plus, you know, I know the entrances to the secret Elders caves, and have access to our unlimited resources, so we can just ride it out underground.

Great, when do I get my Guinness Bar Towel for being a Useful Christian idiot.
 
2009-10-16 11:24:49 AM  
Marla Singer's Laundry: Tatsuma: Oh yeah, Brooklyn and Florida... You know what that means, right?

The J-E-W-S are behind this website...

Piss off, will you, you delusional twat?

When the only tool you have is a hammer, every problem is a nail.



HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEH

Marla is dating a JOO.
 
2009-10-16 11:24:53 AM  
Why would Hamas be defending a Jew?
 
2009-10-16 11:25:40 AM  
Aarontology: Why would Hamas be defending a Jew?

Forget it, they're rolling.
 
2009-10-16 11:26:16 AM  
Aarontology: Why would Hamas be defending a Jew?

I found that Alex Jones being proven right the best part about it. I bet trithers jizzed themselves on that one.

/Oh and RON PAUL
 
2009-10-16 11:30:12 AM  
Aarontology: Why would Hamas be defending a Jew?

Because Obama.
 
2009-10-16 11:32:18 AM  
globalwarmingpraiser: YOu based a character on our mutual farkette friend?

Actually, I've been running with that mix for 8 years or so. It's a punk Marie DeSalle from High Fidelity

dmsr.files.wordpress.com

One of my favourite movie of all times, and I got a crush on her. Plus, much cooler to kill people with than Audrey Hepburn
 
2009-10-16 11:34:52 AM  
Tatsuma: globalwarmingpraiser: YOu based a character on our mutual farkette friend?

Actually, I've been running with that mix for 8 years or so. It's a punk Marie DeSalle from High Fidelity



One of my favourite movie of all times, and I got a crush on her. Plus, much cooler to kill people with than Audrey Hepburn


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2009-10-16 11:36:26 AM  
meat0918: Aarontology: Why would Hamas be defending a Jew?

Forget it, they're rolling.


They see me rollin, they hatin...
 
2009-10-16 11:36:28 AM  
 
2009-10-16 11:52:24 AM  
Elvis Da King: tallguywithglasseson: "Alex Jones rescued... most of his 'conspiracy theories' have since been proven true"

Only slightly less insane than the thought of Rahm Emmanuel and Hamas being on the same side.

That's why they put the word SATIRE on the main page.


If you (or the makers of this game) believe that is satire, then either you suck at writing or you suck at reading the dictionary.
 
2009-10-16 11:54:08 AM  
wow...
 
2009-10-16 11:55:08 AM  
"March 13, 2011 - In a bout of good news, Rick Santelli was found alive when several Nation of Malsi and Hamas warriors were killed fighting Joe Wilson's Militia near Washington, D.C. It looks as if Hamas planned on beheading Santelli"

hehe what?
 
2009-10-16 11:56:29 AM  
ISITTHATOBVIOUS: /hot like Dan Quayle

Hot like Catherine the Great.

/once she tried to trade something for horses in-game
//i lol'd
 
2009-10-16 12:02:25 PM  
Tatsuma: It's a punk Marie DeSalle from High Fidelity

4.bp.blogspot.com

First thing that came to mind.
 
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