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2009-10-16 07:40:06 AM  
This is about as close as their going to get to action.

Fat people don't have revolutions. The CheezDoodle grime on their hands would just jam their guns anyway.
 
2009-10-16 07:42:46 AM  
they're

damn it
 
2009-10-16 07:42:50 AM  
Tatsuma: Deathclaw gauntlet? Pussy. I've punched a Behemoth to death.

LOL no wai.
 
2009-10-16 07:52:40 AM  
Tatsuma: Yes, it's quite a stretch to think that one of fark's most outspoken and notorious anti-semites is blaming the Jews when he says that a server is owned by socialists living in Brooklyn and Florida.


I didn't say anything about socialists, Jews or where anybody lives.

You're a complete loon.
 
2009-10-16 07:55:39 AM  
yarnothuntin: LOL no wai.

On Very Hard. Wai.

I built my character specifically for this and maxed him out toward hand-to-hand combat. Paralyzing Palm made this surprisingly anti-climatic.

I will build a new character, no PP and go to town on that bad boy. I'll pound him hard, again and again and again, as long as it takes until he just can't get up anymore.
 
2009-10-16 08:00:42 AM  
Murkanen: Thrall has seemingly lost his mind because he appoints "Kill everything without green skin" Garrosh as his replacement for leader of the Horde?

Oh god, don't even start. I'm just sick at the idea.

Apparently Thrall didn't turn out alpha male enough to Metzen because he is actually intelligent and wants to fark Jaina, so he had to invent another Gary Stu to trot out.

Also, I already got a gun and a license.
 
2009-10-16 08:02:29 AM  
Sounds like it'll be a big hit with "Males who have never mentally developed past the age of 14" demographic...
 
2009-10-16 08:02:48 AM  
Apik0r0s: You're a complete loon.

Coming from a man who pretends he's Jewish on the internet, and that he smuggles people half a world away with fake Turkish passports, I'll take that as a compliment.
 
2009-10-16 08:03:28 AM  
Tatsuma: yarnothuntin: LOL no wai.

On Very Hard. Wai.

I built my character specifically for this and maxed him out toward hand-to-hand combat. Paralyzing Palm made this surprisingly anti-climatic.

I will build a new character, no PP and go to town on that bad boy. I'll pound him hard, again and again and again, as long as it takes until he just can't get up anymore.


Wait...what kind of armor are you rocking? And how many stims did you need to survive that?

I stay far away from those things (sniper, nuka-nades, lunchbox mines) and my guy is a drug addled psycho armed to the teeth.
 
2009-10-16 08:08:51 AM  
Murkanen:

Right now the only Farkers with less credibility than you are SkinnyHead, danlpoon and GaryPDX, and their lead over you in that regard is quickly fading into nothingness.


Don't lump Gary in with those two. I find him both funny and rational; qualities the other two are incapable of.
 
2009-10-16 08:09:54 AM  
Gato Negro: OMFG, I LOVE IT!!!

Of course you do. Weren't you one of the ones biatching endlessly about the British movie when Bush is assassinated?
 
2009-10-16 08:12:11 AM  
Tatsuma: Apik0r0s: You're a complete loon.

Coming from a man who pretends he's Jewish on the internet, and that he smuggles people half a world away with fake Turkish passports, I'll take that as a compliment.



Coming from somebody who writes english perfectly well one day, then mangles the simplest of idioms the next - a nutter who claims that his internet connection was eaten by squirrels in the midst of his takeover of the Iran Elections threads, yeah that's rich too.

Now, go back to trashing my President and rooting for your other country, you paid-for piece of shiat.
 
2009-10-16 08:14:47 AM  
crab66: Why are conservative websites always straight out of 1997?

Fix old. No new.
 
2009-10-16 08:14:55 AM  
HotWingConspiracy: Wait...what kind of armor are you rocking? And how many stims did you need to survive that?

I don't remember. A shiatload. That was pre-Broken Steel, though. With the new difficulty curve, I'm not sure I'd be able to do it as "easily".

HotWingConspiracy: I stay far away from those things (sniper, nuka-nades, lunchbox mines) and my guy is a drug addled psycho armed to the teeth.

I find two overlords much harder than one behemoth. At least the Behemoth can't luck out and make you disintegrate in a single shot.
 
2009-10-16 08:16:36 AM  
Tatsuma: I'll pound him hard, again and again and again, as long as it takes until he just can't get up anymore.

fapfapfap
 
2009-10-16 08:20:51 AM  
vartian: Don't lump Gary in with those two. I find him both funny and rational; qualities the other two are incapable of.

Have you ever actually READ any of his posts?
 
2009-10-16 08:21:38 AM  
Apik0r0s: yeah that's rich too.

"I know what you are, but what am I"? Really? That's the best you can come up? That, and your insane theory that I am in fact three different guys who work for the Israeli government.

And why do you use terms like nutter and bollocks nowadays? I was raised by an Englishman, as far as I'm aware you were not. So, again, piss off you tosser and start using the American (number one! number one!) English expressions you're so proud of.

Apik0r0s: and rooting for your other country, you paid-for piece of shiat.

aaaaand we go back to the "Jews have dual loyalties!" accusations.
 
2009-10-16 08:23:40 AM  
Jackson Herring: vartian: Don't lump Gary in with those two. I find him both funny and rational; qualities the other two are incapable of.

Have you ever actually READ any of his posts?


I have, I swear, though to be fair I haven't seen many of his posts lately; did he go crazy in the last couple months?
 
2009-10-16 08:25:51 AM  
vartian: Jackson Herring: vartian: Don't lump Gary in with those two. I find him both funny and rational; qualities the other two are incapable of.

Have you ever actually READ any of his posts?

I have, I swear, though to be fair I haven't seen many of his posts lately; did he go crazy in the last couple months?


Gary has never made a post on Fark that was within a mile of rational. I've said it before, he is Fark's biggest consumer of adult diapers. His every keystroke drips with paranoia.
 
2009-10-16 08:31:20 AM  
Tatsuma: Yes, it's quite a stretch to think that one of fark's most outspoken and notorious anti-semites is blaming the Jews when he says that a server is owned by socialists living in Brooklyn and Florida.

thread whore awhoring. Don't go calling other people names -- everyone knows you're the intellectual equivalent of a Storm Front member -- a disgusting racist and a vile troll.

The fact Fark tolerates you is amazing -- hell, gives you whole threads to shiat out your hateful racist propaganda.

You're a goddamned Jewish Nationalist which is no different than a White Nationalist -- except the former wouldn't be tolerated -- and rightly so.

Neither should your worthless bigotry.
 
2009-10-16 08:32:15 AM  
Tatsuma: aaaaand we go back to the "Jews have dual loyalties!" accusations.


I'm a Jew. I don't have a problem remembering what country I am loyal to. Neither do the vast majority of American Jews, just you Hyper-Zionists and our self-appointed "leaders" - Dershowitz, Podhoretz, Medved, Savage, et al.

"One of the most extraordinary features of Barack Obama's victory over John McCain was his capture of 78% of the Jewish vote. To be sure, there was nothing extraordinary about the number itself. Since 1928, the average Jewish vote for the Democrat in presidential elections has been an amazing 75%-far higher than that of any other ethno-religious group."---Norman Podhoretz

Stop pretending like you are anything close to being representative of American Jews. 78% of American Jews voted for the guy you think wants to destroy Israel, so STFU.
 
2009-10-16 08:37:37 AM  
The only thing this is missing is Jesus riding a dinosaur leading the freedom fighters.
 
2009-10-16 08:38:18 AM  
tallguywithglasseson: "Alex Jones rescued... most of his 'conspiracy theories' have since been proven true"

Only slightly less insane than the thought of Rahm Emmanuel and Hamas being on the same side.


That's why they put the word SATIRE on the main page.
 
2009-10-16 08:40:18 AM  
plecos: The only thing this is missing is Jesus riding a dinosaur leading the freedom fighters.

Coming in United States Earth II: Electric Boogaloo.
 
2009-10-16 08:41:31 AM  
DarnoKonrad: Don't go calling other people names --

That's rich, considering the rest of your post.

DarnoKonrad: everyone knows you're the intellectual equivalent of a Storm Front member -- a disgusting racist and a vile troll.

I will ask you what I've asked you many times before: produce racist statements that I have made on Fark. Any racist statement that I have made. Somehow, you always have to leave for the gym whenever I ask you to back up your accusations.

Apik0r0s: I'm a Jew.

You tipped your hand enough that anyone reading your posts know it's not the case. When you say statements like "They (meaning, the Jews) would rather that millions of us (meaning non-Jews) die than give up a single inch of their holy lands" and similar statements kinda do.

Apik0r0s: I don't have a problem remembering what country I am loyal to.

I am loyal to both America and Israel. I have no problems remembering that either.

Considering the only ones you accuse of being perverse dual-loyalty citizens who stab their country of origin in the back are Jews, its kinda hard to pretend you're not a racist. Especially when you say that Jews are like a woman raped 200, and that we should start wondering why we get killed over and over again, and you blame the Holocaust on us. And pretend the Talmud authorizes thievery and murder of non-Jews.

If you want me to, I can once again just cut-paste all these quotes here.

Apik0r0s: just you Hyper-Zionists

it's quite funny, as I'm borderline anti-zionist in my religious view of the State.

Apik0r0s: Stop pretending like you are anything close to being representative of American Jews.

I never pretended I was. You, on the other hand, do pretend you're a Jew. That's much more irritating.

Apik0r0s: 78% of American Jews voted for the guy you think wants to destroy Israel, so STFU.

I don't believe he intends to destroy Israel, quote me where I said anything even remotely similar.
 
2009-10-16 08:42:39 AM  
Tatsuma: HotWingConspiracy: Wait...what kind of armor are you rocking? And how many stims did you need to survive that?

I don't remember. A shiatload. That was pre-Broken Steel, though. With the new difficulty curve, I'm not sure I'd be able to do it as "easily".


Still pretty awesome though. I made a fisticuffs character in Oblivion, but I'm too much of a headshot junkie to do it in Fallout.

HotWingConspiracy: I stay far away from those things (sniper, nuka-nades, lunchbox mines) and my guy is a drug addled psycho armed to the teeth.

I find two overlords much harder than one behemoth. At least the Behemoth can't luck out and make you disintegrate in a single shot.


True. But his fire hydrant cudgel can end me in two swipes.

I think it's kind of cheesy that you can pause the game to heal.
 
2009-10-16 08:43:21 AM  
Also, I love the fact that a man who said repeatedly that Afghans, Pakistanis and the Chinese should be forcibly sterilized because their civilizations are too backward and harmful to be allowed to perpetuate itself pretends to hold opinions that are relatively mainstream.
 
2009-10-16 08:45:27 AM  
Tatsuma
You tipped your hand enough that anyone reading your posts know it's not the case. When you say statements like "They (meaning, the Jews) would rather that millions of us (meaning non-Jews) die than give up a single inch of their holy lands" and similar statements kinda do.

I don't know about that one. I am Armenian, happily refer to myself as such, and when I am talking about Armenians actually living in Armenia, I say "them" as well.

I was born here. I am an American, I am also Armenian and proud of my people and their legacy of survival, but I can't begin to claim true solidarity with a people and a land I have only seen once with my own eyes.
 
2009-10-16 08:49:06 AM  
HotWingConspiracy: Still pretty awesome though. I made a fisticuffs character in Oblivion, but I'm too much of a headshot junkie to do it in Fallout.

Thank you, thank you.

And bah, headshots get boring after a while, tired of the same animation.

The novelty of a mixed African-American/Hispanic Girl wearing a lovely green summer dress, Buddy Holly glasses and ribbon in hear hear quickly running up to huge bands of raiders and decimating them using a ripper and dogmeat while "bingo bango bongo I don't want to leave the congo no no no no" or Billie Holiday plays in the background has yet to wear off.

HotWingConspiracy: I think it's kind of cheesy that you can pause the game to heal.

Real men bind the stimpacks to a key and never pause.

They also do the same with Rad-X and do the trip back and forth to the radiated vault entrance and back without dying, too.
 
2009-10-16 08:50:48 AM  
vartian: I don't know about that one. I am Armenian, happily refer to myself as such, and when I am talking about Armenians actually living in Armenia, I say "them" as well.

In this case, he was specifically talking about non-Jews, he had been making plenty of posts declaring that Jews don't see non-Jews as really human and topped it off by saying that Jews would rather see millions of non-Jews die than give up a single inch of Israel.

Even a mentalist like him knows that this statement doesn't hold if he means that Jews would prefer to see millions of Jews die rather than giving up a single inch of Israel.
 
2009-10-16 08:51:36 AM  
It's way too early in the morning for y'all to be so agitated. Tatsuma, quit riling the goyim. Nothing you (or anyone else for that matter) can say or do will make the slightest bit of difference to anyone on Fark. Quit arguing just to argue. DarnoKonrad, you ain't foolin' anyone either. We all know what your agenda is.
Apik0r0s, don't pretend to be a jew, it's not kosher.

I love the idea of this game. Hopefully someone is keeping tabs on everyone who logs into it. These folks need to be watched. They are teh crazy.
 
2009-10-16 08:53:13 AM  
Tatsuma: I'm borderline anti-zionist in my religious view of the State.


That statement is so qualified it should be a CEO. LMFAO.

www.filmdope.com
Don't piss down my leg and tell me it's raining.
 
2009-10-16 08:53:32 AM  
Tatsuma: Apik0r0s: yeah that's rich too.

"I know what you are, but what am I"? Really? That's the best you can come up? That, and your insane theory that I am in fact three different guys who work for the Israeli government.

And why do you use terms like nutter and bollocks nowadays? I was raised by an Englishman, as far as I'm aware you were not. So, again, piss off you tosser and start using the American (number one! number one!) English expressions you're so proud of.

Apik0r0s: and rooting for your other country, you paid-for piece of shiat.

aaaaand we go back to the "Jews have dual loyalties!" accusations.


Any true Englishman would use proper swearing anyway like:

Fizzy clopper, Spawney-eyed wazok, bellend, flange and numpty.

Try and use them in a sentence today. :)

For the Welsh equivalent add extra l's n's and y's.
 
2009-10-16 08:54:22 AM  
HotWingConspiracy: Tatsuma: HotWingConspiracy: Wait...what kind of armor are you rocking? And how many stims did you need to survive that?

I don't remember. A shiatload. That was pre-Broken Steel, though. With the new difficulty curve, I'm not sure I'd be able to do it as "easily".

Still pretty awesome though. I made a fisticuffs character in Oblivion, but I'm too much of a headshot junkie to do it in Fallout.

HotWingConspiracy: I stay far away from those things (sniper, nuka-nades, lunchbox mines) and my guy is a drug addled psycho armed to the teeth.

I find two overlords much harder than one behemoth. At least the Behemoth can't luck out and make you disintegrate in a single shot.

True. But his fire hydrant cudgel can end me in two swipes.

I think it's kind of cheesy that you can pause the game to heal.


Got to ask. PC or XBOX? Never got into RPG myself, prefer a good old mind numbing FPS, but I have watched my son on F3.
 
2009-10-16 08:54:34 AM  
Maddogjew: Tatsuma, quit riling the goyim.

Sowwwy.

I am enjoying the Fallout discussion, however, and I do have a Dvar Torah to write up for tonight and class starting in 15 minutes.

Maddogjew: Hopefully someone is keeping tabs on everyone who logs into it.

I kinda disagree. If I wasn't scared of what you just said, I'd probably try it, because it's exactly what I've imagined The Turner Diaries would be like if it was a video game.
 
2009-10-16 08:55:59 AM  
Uttoxeter: Tatsuma: Apik0r0s: yeah that's rich too.

"I know what you are, but what am I"? Really? That's the best you can come up? That, and your insane theory that I am in fact three different guys who work for the Israeli government.

And why do you use terms like nutter and bollocks nowadays? I was raised by an Englishman, as far as I'm aware you were not. So, again, piss off you tosser and start using the American (number one! number one!) English expressions you're so proud of.

Apik0r0s: and rooting for your other country, you paid-for piece of shiat.

aaaaand we go back to the "Jews have dual loyalties!" accusations.

Any true Englishman would use proper swearing anyway like:

Fizzy clopper, Spawney-eyed wazok, bellend, flange and numpty.

Try and use them in a sentence today. :)

For the Welsh equivalent add extra l's n's and y's.


Ya forgot the ubiquitous "Clot-eared Galoot".
 
2009-10-16 08:56:44 AM  
Tatsuma: HotWingConspiracy: Still pretty awesome though. I made a fisticuffs character in Oblivion, but I'm too much of a headshot junkie to do it in Fallout.

Thank you, thank you.

And bah, headshots get boring after a while, tired of the same animation.

The novelty of a mixed African-American/Hispanic Girl wearing a lovely green summer dress, Buddy Holly glasses and ribbon in hear hear quickly running up to huge bands of raiders and decimating them using a ripper and dogmeat while "bingo bango bongo I don't want to leave the congo no no no no" or Billie Holiday plays in the background has yet to wear off.

HotWingConspiracy: I think it's kind of cheesy that you can pause the game to heal.

Real men bind the stimpacks to a key and never pause.

They also do the same with Rad-X and do the trip back and forth to the radiated vault entrance and back without dying, too.


Yeah that's pretty hardcore.
 
2009-10-16 08:57:40 AM  
Elvis Da King: Got to ask. PC or XBOX? Never got into RPG myself, prefer a good old mind numbing FPS, but I have watched my son on F3.

My pc is shiat, I only do console gaming.
 
2009-10-16 08:58:13 AM  
I've never heard of that, ever.

you flange.
 
2009-10-16 08:58:27 AM  
Apik0r0s: That statement is so qualified it should be a CEO. LMFAO.

It's not like you know anything about Judaism, especially when it comes to matters like Religious Zionism versus Religion non-Zionism and Religious anti-Zionism.

If it wasn't a waste of time, I'd take time to explain the nuances to you.

Uttoxeter: Any true Englishman would use proper swearing anyway like:

I'm not an Englishman, I was simply raised by one. Got all the best England could give, and avoided dreadful holidays in Wales or Hull. Best of both worlds.

Elvis Da King: Got to ask. PC or XBOX? Never got into RPG myself, prefer a good old mind numbing FPS, but I have watched my son on F3.

XBOX
 
2009-10-16 08:59:24 AM  
Tatsuma: and I do have a Dvar Torah to write up for tonight

What is your topic? Just curious.
 
2009-10-16 09:01:40 AM  
HotWingConspiracy: Yeah that's pretty hardcore.

My finger hurt after that. I think it gets close to 100 rad/sec at some point near the door. At some place you actually die instantly, you need to go over the small mount over the door to do it and survive. Can't teleport out either, it kills you.

I did it, though, I bloody did it and I've got the location on my map to prove it.
 
2009-10-16 09:03:31 AM  
Raiden333: Glenn Beck was found in his cell and has died, incredibly of an 'aspirin overdose'

At least it wasn't from vaccination.
 
2009-10-16 09:03:36 AM  
Maddogjew: Apik0r0s, don't pretend to be a jew, it's not kosher.

FU.

Why do you equally anonymous farks never have your ethnicity questioned, but Jews who oppose you invariably get the "you're not a Jew" treatment. Is this SOP, per some AIPAC Internet Manual?

It's funny, when I first butted heads with Tats, he sure thought I was Jewish, and tried to "convert" me to his side. When he realized that wasn't happening (I've been worked over since I was a kid) I was called a self-loather, then I became a Serb named Boris etc etc.
 
2009-10-16 09:05:28 AM  
All jokes aside...this is some potentially dangerous shiat...
 
2009-10-16 09:08:40 AM  
Maddogjew: What is your topic? Just curious.

It's given to mostly people without a background in Torah, so I'm keeping it low-key for the most part.

First, I will quote the verse that says we should emulate G-d in all of his ways. Then I am going to use the Six Days of Creation as an introduction to the third perek of Tomer Devorah, which deals with G-d's attribute of Chochma and how to acquire it. I'm only going to focus on the aspect of G-d's wisdom in all of creation and how then it's assur to look down on anything, even the smallest of bugs, because it amounts to say you think you know better than G-d. I will then use this as a platform to focus on the Second Day of creation, where I'll explain why it's not described as good (in relations with strife), then make a link to the purpose of creation while citing a midrash brought up by Meam Loez, move on to the story of Khamsa and Bar Khamsa and conclude with the mitzvah of loving every Jew and the importance of achdus and unity. As Hashem is echad, the Jewish people must be echad as well. I'd say between 7-12 minutes total.

That's my outline anyway.
 
2009-10-16 09:09:20 AM  
Tatsuma: It's not like you know anything about Judaism, especially when it comes to matters like Religious Zionism versus Religion non-Zionism and Religious anti-Zionism.


My grandmother always said that when somebody has to use a lot of words to explain something simple, they're lying or stupid. You're not stupid.
 
2009-10-16 09:10:39 AM  
fatimcgee: All jokes aside...this is some potentially dangerous shiat...

It is no more dangerous then Grand Theft Auto or that movie where Bush was assassinated.

Besides, I would rather these people be spending their time on an RTS game then actually going out and shooting people. If it lets them vent a little bit of that endless rage they seem to possess, even better.
 
2009-10-16 09:10:47 AM  
Tatsuma: First, I will quote the verse that says we should emulate G-d in all of his ways.


GOD certainly doesn't see through your clever ruse there, he's fooled by that one every time.
 
2009-10-16 09:11:48 AM  
Apik0r0s: but Jews who oppose you invariably get the "you're not a Jew" treatment.

Plenty of Jews on Fark oppose Israel, and none of them are accused of not being Jews. Only you. Because you're not Jewish.

Apik0r0s: he sure thought I was Jewish

Well, you said so, and that was the first two or three threads before you started blaming the Holocaust and Pogroms on Jews and started ranting about pernicious Jews and ZOG.

Apik0r0s: and tried to "convert" me to his side.

Yeah, I don't do kiruv on the internet, especially not to faceless people who have opinions like you do.

Apik0r0s: I was called a self-loather

I don't believe you're a self-loathing Jew, I think you're a Jew hater. Big difference. You quite obviously are in love with yourself.
 
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