GODDAMNIT!! I farking fell for it again:

Americans, thoroughly disgusted with the socialistic programs that have been thrust upon them over the last few years, vote out seventeen of the nineteen Democrats in the Senate and 178 in Congress that were up for reelection.

Then followed shortly in the story by:

Americans, thoroughly disgusted with the socialistic programs that have been thrust upon them over the last few years, vote out seventeen of the nineteen Democrats in the Senate and 178 in Congress that were up for reelection.

I KNOW!! I JUST FARKING READ THAT PART!!! HOW COULD I NOT? IT TOOK UP HALF THE FARKING ARTICLE!

Seriously, editors- KNOCK THAT shiat OFF!

GAH!!

Tatsuma: If the Revolution looks like Operation Anchorage, though, I will support it, as long as I get two snipers and Mr. Gutsy.

Fark that, I just want Chinese Stealth Armor and Jingwei's Shock Sword.

yarnothuntin:
Seriously, editors- KNOCK THAT shiat OFF!

/SCOWL

I wonder how the reception of a video game about rebelling against Bush for causing 9/11 would have been received.

sacrileg: I wonder how the reception... would have been received.

This sounds like a job for MetaCritic!

What I wanna know is, why isn't Jack Thompson speaking out against THIS crap?

Damn it, I think you all farked their server. I was just getting started.

Hideously Gigantic Smurf: What I wanna know is, why isn't Jack Thompson speaking out against THIS crap?

He's too busy trying to get lawyers to sue Myspace because people are being mean to him on the internet.

sacrileg: I wonder how the reception of a video game about rebelling against Bush for causing 9/11 would have been received.

On Fark?

Instant hit.

The address they give matches that of Tamco Capital LLC, out of Brooklyn NY and Kissimmee FL.

From one of their sites:

"Will the current capital crisis effectively shut you down? Not when you are connected to a progressive financial services firm whose ideals about success in the 21st Century match your own.

We offer no boundaries. Just a plan."

Okay, let's pretend for a moment that people who think Obama really is that evil are correct. I mean I suppose it's possible given the fact that the left all over the world has a long standing tradition of setting up brutal dictatorships that have murdered countless millions, but I don't think the left in this country really wants that nor does Obama.

What are they going to do about it? Fight the American government?

randomjsa: I mean I suppose it's possible given the fact that the left all over the world has a long standing tradition of setting up brutal dictatorships that have murdered countless millions

If you think Obama is anything remotely close to being leftwing you are beyond delusional.

Murkanen: randomjsa: I mean I suppose it's possible given the fact that the left all over the world has a long standing tradition of setting up brutal dictatorships that have murdered countless millions

If you think Obama is anything remotely close to being leftwing you are beyond delusional.

His "spread the wealth around" comments during the election certainly sounded like classic Leftist demagoguery to me.

Murkanen: If you think Obama is anything remotely close to being leftwing you are beyond delusional.

Yarnothuntin... You commie sonofabiatch!

I'll go Liberty Prime all over your ass.

Oh yeah, Brooklyn and Florida... You know what that means, right?

The J-E-W-S are behind this website...

Piss off, will you, you delusional twat?

Swampthing in Korea: His "spread the wealth around" comments during the election certainly sounded like classic Leftist demagoguery to me.

You also think that torture works, that homosexuals are the only ones who take on noncharacteristic gender roles, that Bush was a master of diplomacy, and that the French were out of line for wanting more evidence before signing onto the idea that Iraq was actively working on a WMD program even though we now know their view of the American case for war was spot on.

Right now the only Farkers with less credibility than you are SkinnyHead, danlpoon and GaryPDX, and their lead over you in that regard is quickly fading into nothingness.

Why are conservative websites always straight out of 1997?

Swampthing in Korea: Murkanen: randomjsa: I mean I suppose it's possible given the fact that the left all over the world has a long standing tradition of setting up brutal dictatorships that have murdered countless millions

If you think Obama is anything remotely close to being leftwing you are beyond delusional.

His "spread the wealth around" comments during the election certainly sounded like classic Leftist demagoguery to me.

The left wing in America has been dead for quite some time. Ever study a real left wing political party?

Please tell me, with a straight face, that Obama's or the Democratic Party's policies resemble the Green Party. (new window)

I DRTFA, but Hamas and Rahm Emanuel? Really?

I remember reading about Intel engineers using LSD to help think up new processor designs, but I thought everyone gave up on that.

Tripp Johnston Private Eye: go on their masturbatory vision of taking America over.

the thing is....it isn't the taking over vision that's masturbatory.

the prime wank material is the left wing evils that make them have to do so. it's like they need the chuck norris/clint eastwood movie plot to play out, where the good guy is pushed beyond any limit - that pushing is the prime fantasy wank job.

Murkanen: Swampthing in Korea: His "spread the wealth around" comments during the election certainly sounded like classic Leftist demagoguery to me.

You also think that torture works, that homosexuals are the only ones who take on noncharacteristic gender roles, that Bush was a master of diplomacy, and that the French were out of line for wanting more evidence before signing onto the idea that Iraq was actively working on a WMD program even though we now know their view of the American case for war was spot on.

Right now the only Farkers with less credibility than you are SkinnyHead, danlpoon and GaryPDX, and their lead over you in that regard is quickly fading into nothingness.

1: Show a quote of me saying torture works. Go on, I dare you.

2: I said in a previous thread that I have noticed homosexuals taking on a masculine and feminine relationship model. I never said it was only they who did it.

3: I have always maintained diplomacy was an important part of Bush foreign policy. I never said he was a master.

4: Find quote were I said the French were out of line. Again, I dare you.

randomjsa: \I mean I suppose it's possible given the fact that the left all over the world United States has a long standing tradition of setting up brutal dictatorships that have murdered countless millions.

FTFY

Iran
Iraq
Indonesia
Chile
Nicaragua
Korea
Guatemala
Cuba
Democratic Republic of the Congo
Brazil
Afghanistan
Argentina
Venezuela (failed)


Hmm?

Don't think for one second we haven't committed horrible attrocities.

Link (new window)

Kittypie070: Being concerned is fine. Being a hysterical Jesus-thumping satan-invoking-for-scare-tactic hypocritical death-panelistic screaming foaming raving brainless "It's OK as long as we are the ones doing it!" whiplash-ideology psycho calamari wacko violence-encouraging twat is...well... kinda sorta maybe...bad.


I'm concerned about the first two words from this 2004 article. (new window)

Africans don't lie...

heap: Tripp Johnston Private Eye: go on their masturbatory vision of taking America over.

the thing is....it isn't the taking over vision that's masturbatory.

the prime wank material is the left wing evils that make them have to do so. it's like they need the chuck norris/clint eastwood movie plot to play out, where the good guy is pushed beyond any limit - that pushing is the prime fantasy wank job.

Yeah, I agree. They see some fag who cares about other people and doesn't think free market capitalism is infallible...It's almost enough to make them wipe the chip grease off their mouth and attempt to get off their scooters.

"The seat of the Roman Empire is Constantinople Washington ... Therefore you are the legitimate Emperor of the Romans ... and he who is and remains Emperor of the Romans is also Emperor of the whole earth."

George Trapezuntios to Mehmed Obama the Conqueror, 1466 2011

Kittypie070: Noooo....

Being concerned is fine.

Being a hysterical Jesus-thumping satan-invoking-for-scare-tactic
hypocritical death-panelistic screaming foaming raving brainless
"It's OK as long as we are the ones doing it!" whiplash-ideology
psycho calamari wacko violence-encouraging twat is...well...
kinda sorta maybe...bad.

Just sayin'.

Exactly.

Swampthing in Korea: 1: Show a quote of me saying torture works. Go on, I dare you.

It was a debate you and I had back in late '06 or early '07, and for some bizarre reason Google isn't showing anything off of the fark forums from before the middle of 2008.

I never said it was only they who did it.

I asked why you felt they were prone to it as opposed to straight couples and you gave a non-answer that implied you had anecdotal evidence yet didn't bother to offer any.

3: I have always maintained diplomacy was an important part of Bush foreign policy. I never said he was a master.

You were defending his form of diplomacy like a starving dog protects a meat bone. You never said the word master, but you claimed he was a better diplomat than Clinton which is still fairly high praise considering Clinton's diplomatic skill was his best strength.

4: Find quote were I said the French were out of line. Again, I dare you.

You're extremely literalist. You said the French only wanted to stay out of Iraq because of business ties and criticised them negatively for their decision. Not sure about where you are from, but in places where English is the primary language it isn't considered a ringing endorsement of an action when a person essentially says "This was bullshiat".

*clicks again, page finally loads* Wow. The crazy train has not only left the tracks, it's levitating. And seems to be glowing.

The fantasy
We're gonna kill a bunch of goddamn commies, then stand up on the ridge, scream our defiance, and look good doing it.


Reality
"It's time for your anti-psychotics, Mr. Beck..."


/At times, I'd go for that fantasy
//Only if the baddies are plausible and not named CORNY and ISUE

Sgt Otter: Christ, this sounds like "The Turner Diaries: The Home Game."

I frequently hear NRA-types refer to President Obama as "The Gun Salesman of the Year."

You know who the runners-up are? WHAARGARRBLERS. I have had liberal friends who have never considered owning a gun in their lives calling me up and asking me for a recommendation for their first handgun or shotgun, because they're that disturbed at how farking unhinged the extreme right-wing has gotten.

/Please tell me this is a fine example of Poe's Law.

I think it's Poe's Law, combined with a healthy dose of financial opportunism. I mean, c'mon, create a game where wingnuts get to play out their unhinged fantasies about revolution, and getting them to pay to do it? I'm just jealous that I didn't think of it first.

/plus, the server logs will come in handy when the time comes to round them all up for the camps
//you didn't see that, citizen, move along

Murkanen: Swampthing in Korea: 1: Show a quote of me saying torture works. Go on, I dare you.

It was a debate you and I had back in late '06 or early '07, and for some bizarre reason Google isn't showing anything off of the fark forums from before the middle of 2008.

I never said it was only they who did it.

I asked why you felt they were prone to it as opposed to straight couples and you gave a non-answer that implied you had anecdotal evidence yet didn't bother to offer any.

3: I have always maintained diplomacy was an important part of Bush foreign policy. I never said he was a master.

You were defending his form of diplomacy like a starving dog protects a meat bone. You never said the word master, but you claimed he was a better diplomat than Clinton which is still fairly high praise considering Clinton's diplomatic skill was his best strength.

4: Find quote were I said the French were out of line. Again, I dare you.

You're extremely literalist. You said the French only wanted to stay out of Iraq because of business ties and criticised them negatively for their decision. Not sure about where you are from, but in places where English is the primary language it isn't considered a ringing endorsement of an action when a person essentially says "This was bullshiat".

1: So no, you are full of shiat.

2: Just when did making inquiries based on observation and personal inquiry become a bad thing?

3: OH NOES! I presented an alternative interpretation about how Bush used diplomacy. How naughty of me! Also, I claimed he was a better diplomat than Clinton? Example please.

4: OH NOES! I criticized the French! Having opinions about foreign policy is bad!

... and when it turns out the website is in fact an a mechanism to find "patriots" that have the mindset in the game. Their IP's addresses are then logged and they are going to be rounded up for "special treatment"

/ If I were the fark independent brigade I would not bother answer the door or phone for a few days.

Luthiel: create a game where wingnuts get to play out their unhinged fantasies about revolution, and getting them to pay to do it? I'm just jealous that I didn't think of it first.


The GAP is way ahead of you...

FTFA: As our enemies have found we can reason like men, so now let us show them we can fight like men also.
-- Thomas Jefferson

Dear Right Wingers,
I suppose I'm what you fantasize is your enemy. I can assure you that I've yet to find that you reason at all, let alone like men. Paranoid hysterics based on the hyperbolic lies of the showmen you listen to don't count as reason. Having outrage as your one and only reaction to anything encroaching on your fragile belief system doesn't speak of reason, it speaks of blind ideology and a lack of higher functions. Also, stop trying to compare yourself to Minutemen, founding fathers and patriots. Given your penchant for wanting to keep America mired in its past you have more in common with Tories than you do Ben Franklin or Thomas Jefferson.

Tatsuma: Oh yeah, Brooklyn and Florida... You know what that means, right?

The J-E-W-S are behind this website...

Piss off, will you, you delusional twat?


The owners of Tamco aren't Jewish, and I never even implied that they were. Now who's punching at shadows?

Ed Grubermann: Bah. Useless weapon. What you want is a deathclaw gauntlet. Huge bonuses to criticals and it ignores armor. With high skill levels you can kill a supermutant master with one surprise hit and a albino radscoprion in four or five. Keep a Perforator for distance shots and only overloards and behemoths are a problem.

Ahhhhh they're the best for albino rad scorpions? I was wondering what worked best for those bastages. Good to know. I've found the best way to take out overlords and behemoths is a couple darts to the legs then the mini nukes. Sir Francis Drake farking RULES the wasteland!

Seriously, all skills are maxed LOL He's like a god out there.

Is this from the same folks who made the Left Behind video game?

Apik0r0s: The owners of Tamco aren't Jewish, and I never even implied that they were. Now who's punching at shadows?

Yes, it's quite a stretch to think that one of fark's most outspoken and notorious anti-semites is blaming the Jews when he says that a server is owned by socialists living in Brooklyn and Florida.

Ed Grubermann: Bah. Useless weapon. What you want is a deathclaw gauntlet. Huge bonuses to criticals and it ignores armor. With high skill levels you can kill a supermutant master with one surprise hit and a albino radscoprion in four or five. Keep a Perforator for distance shots and only overloards and behemoths are a problem.

Deathclaw gauntlet? Pussy. I've punched a Behemoth to death.

/hot like Dan Quayle