And there it is.

No wait... I have more to say to the father.

FARK YOU, DIE IN A FIERY BOWL OF FARKING SUPER AIDS, DICK

The body language of the 10 year old when he was asked a question was the most telling.

"How did you feel when you saw your baby brother?"
"I thought it was awesome"
"And looking back you really thought he was on that balloon didn't you?
"mhm." He barely even gets that out while his posture completely drops and he looks down at his hands which are now nervously fidgeting. And of course the dad is staring daggers at the kid during all his questions.

Ahh. That satisfying feeling is a few thousand predictions on fark coming true.

//now what did they use it as a distraction from...?

They did it for the lulz?

They did it for what show? Do I have to watch the video?

My name is Timmy O'Toole, and I fell in the well.

Came for the fart.

/Left satisfied.
//classy motherfarker. For reals.

Falcon Heene just out 4channed 4 chan.

I wonder what President W Bush would say about this CRUEL HOAX

leegalizit: Sounds familiar.

Oh, excuse me, I must now fap to Madeleine Stowe.
/She's fighting with Jennifer Tilly to milk my nuts

what a really really inconvenient and obnoxious hoax.

/im unimpressed.

The mom's reaction is priceless. "No."

Please, somebody, film their faces when they open the bills from the police, sheriff, National Guard, 911 call center and whoever else spent the day "saving" their child.

Talk about LULZ!

Send them a bill for the entire farking search and rescue: every gallon of gas, every hour of law enforcement labor, and all the lost TV commercials. Then turn it over to a collection agency.

The kids should be taken away... pure and simple.

Either these parents used this as a publicity stunt... or they are letting their kids run around near experimental aircraft and don't know how to search a farking house for a farking 6 year old.

Either way... unfit parents. Take the kids away.

Larry King?

... or maybe not if you get caught on national televison.

Nobody could be that stupid... right?

They can go farking die. I hope they payback all the money in taxes wasted on their fake... God I'm choking on my own rage here.

They are horrible, horrible people. There are not enough words that can get past the farking filter.

Fark the mom and dad not only for the stunt, but for the horrors they are unleashing on the world with their poorly raised children.

I think I saw this movie before.

I was going to go as Balloon Boy for Halloween and I went out and bought 40 rolls of tin foil for my costume and I came home to find out all I needed was a cardboard box.

Approves

man i just watched the wife swap episode and man that guy is possibly the biggest douche i ever seen. i think he even beats kanye west with this stunt.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2HoqRIAwkps (new window)

Flogster: At some point something truly epic will happen and everyone will assume its a publicity stunt or viral ad campaign.




you mean like that ad for Tang where they made it look like there were people walking around on the moon in space-suits?

/mmmm. Tang

Staffist: Is it too much to dream that this incident could be the beginning of the end of our Fifteen Minute-ing culture??!!

/Hope
//Change

I feel the same. Seeing that image on Wolf Blitzer's show of what could possibly be a scared six year old falling to their death just really pisses me off in hindsight. Shame on the boy, the family, the media, and us.

retard: ... or maybe not if you get caught on national televison.

Not successful, soon as wife swap word spread farkers were calling it.

While the whole country was focused on the plight of this one six year old, 3,000 more children were aborted. Maybe if we put them up in balloons, someone will give a shiat.

Dr.Zom: I was going to go as Balloon Boy for Halloween and I went out and bought 40 rolls of tin foil for my costume and I came home to find out all I needed was a cardboard box.

I think this gets the win.

:33 is the fart. You're welcome.

I_C_Weener: Well, now its gone from beat the kid because he let the balloon go...to...beat the kid for admitting its a hoax.

Either way, that kid is getting a beating.

I have a feeling it wouldn't be the first time.