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(Some Guy)		When trying to avoid a DUI, make sure your vehicle isn't on fire (pittsburghlive.com)		16
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kidsizedcoffin		2009-10-15 06:56:39 AM

So burning off the alcohol vapors/breath won't help?

heyheyjerky		2009-10-15 07:03:26 AM

I got a dui when my mini caught fire

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DammitIForgotMyLogin		2009-10-15 07:13:30 AM

It would take a lot to faze a copper from the Met.

It would take, for example, a huge, battered car that was nothing more nor less than a fireball, a blazing, roaring, twisted metal lemon from Hell, driven by a grinning lunatic in sunglasses, sitting amid the flames, trailing thick black smoke, coming straight at them through the lashing rain and the wind at eighty miles per hour.

That would do it every time.

/not obscure at all

db2		2009-10-15 07:14:03 AM

That actually helps for avoiding a lot of things, not just DUI.

Indolent		2009-10-15 07:58:40 AM

DammitIForgotMyLogin: It would take a lot to faze a copper from the Met.

It would take, for example, a huge, battered car that was nothing more nor less than a fireball, a blazing, roaring, twisted metal lemon from Hell, driven by a grinning lunatic in sunglasses, sitting amid the flames, trailing thick black smoke, coming straight at them through the lashing rain and the wind at eighty miles per hour.

That would do it every time.

/not obscure at all

Good omens. Crawly approves.

Sybarite		2009-10-15 08:21:20 AM

Maybe he had just finished listening to his eight-track tape of LA Woman.

Scotter5000		2009-10-15 08:54:06 AM

You
Your ~~sex~~ van is on fire!

SirLoin		2009-10-15 08:58:26 AM

If you drive fast enough, the wind will put the fire out.

Smokey The Bear		2009-10-15 09:45:16 AM

WTF I don't understand why we have to be expected to check for fire everytime we drunk drive. Isn't public safety their job?

ice cream headache		2009-10-15 09:54:53 AM

I've always loved the term "vehicle." It leaves open the possibility that you could be operating a helicopter, a bulldozer, a skateboard, hovercraft...who knows?

Earl of Chives		2009-10-15 11:07:50 AM

I sat on a jury for a dude whose vehicle burned up. When the cops showed they arrested him for DUI. His side was that yes, he slammed 5 beers at the bar, but if the fire hadn't happened he would have been home before he felt the effects of the booze.

We convicted.

GoodOmens		2009-10-15 11:22:11 AM

Indolent: DammitIForgotMyLogin: It would take a lot to faze a copper from the Met.

It would take, for example, a huge, battered car that was nothing more nor less than a fireball, a blazing, roaring, twisted metal lemon from Hell, driven by a grinning lunatic in sunglasses, sitting amid the flames, trailing thick black smoke, coming straight at them through the lashing rain and the wind at eighty miles per hour.

That would do it every time.

/not obscure at all

Good omens. Crawly approves.

Yes?

colon_pow		2009-10-15 01:02:14 PM

heyheyjerky: I got a dui when my mini caught fire

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i hope you got out alive.

Airfoilsguy		2009-10-15 01:26:54 PM

ice cream headache: I've always loved the term "vehicle." It leaves open the possibility that you could be operating a helicopter, a bulldozer, a skateboard, hovercraft...who knows?

In Ohio its motorized vehicle, and yes, I have heard of convictions of some drunk operating just about every type of motorized vehicle you can imagine, including aircraft, water craft and lawn mowing equipment.

LancePGH		2009-10-15 01:42:59 PM

veeeeeee-hicle

www.smokeysoffice.com

heyheyjerky		2009-10-15 02:06:49 PM

colon_pow: heyheyjerky: I got a dui when my mini caught fire

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i hope you got out alive.

yes, i did. thank god for gap insurance

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