Do you have adblock enabled?
 
If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.

(Pajamas Media) NewsFlash Ayatollah Khamenei reportedly in a coma   ( pajamasmedia.com) divider line
    More: NewsFlash, Ayatollah Ali Khamenei, Pajamas Media, supreme leader, Syria, campaign promises, Mr. Moe Michael Ledeen, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, Turkey  
•       •       •

24071 clicks; posted to Main » on 14 Oct 2009 at 10:24 PM (8 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»


Want to get NewsFlash notifications in email?

361 Comments     (+0 »)
 
 
2009-10-14 03:50:38 PM  
Comacomacomacomacomakhameneiaaaaaan!!!
 
2009-10-14 03:51:40 PM  
So no rock and rolla?
 
2009-10-14 03:52:21 PM  

chixdiggit: Comacomacomacomacomakhameneiaaaaaan!!!


OK THREAD OVER YOU WIN THE ENTIRE DAMNED INTERNET
 
2009-10-14 03:52:26 PM  
Not clicking a PJmedia link, but google tells me that this has been floating around for a while. Check out liveleak (new window). It reads to me like a whole lot of wishful thinking. I'll wait for official confirmation, thank you.
 
2009-10-14 03:53:21 PM  
He's just resting - or pining for the fjords violent death of the infidels!
 
2009-10-14 03:57:01 PM  

globalwarmingpraiser: chixdiggit: Comacomacomacomacomakhameneiaaaaaan!!!

OK THREAD OVER YOU WIN THE ENTIRE DAMNED INTERNET


Word.

Also subby, how did you pass up "Ayatollah in a Comah"?
 
2009-10-14 03:59:26 PM  

Barbigazi: globalwarmingpraiser: chixdiggit: Comacomacomacomacomakhameneiaaaaaan!!!

OK THREAD OVER YOU WIN THE ENTIRE DAMNED INTERNET

Word.

Also subby, how did you pass up "Ayatollah in a Comah"?


In a condo made of stone-ah?
 
2009-10-14 03:59:48 PM  
profile.ak.fbcdn.netView Full Size

i34.tinypic.comView Full Size
 
2009-10-14 04:03:09 PM  

Sgt Otter: Barbigazi: globalwarmingpraiser: chixdiggit: Comacomacomacomacomakhameneiaaaaaan!!!

OK THREAD OVER YOU WIN THE ENTIRE DAMNED INTERNET

Word.

Also subby, how did you pass up "Ayatollah in a Comah"?

In a condo made of stone-ah?


yeah, possibly in Arizona where he was born.
 
2009-10-14 04:06:41 PM  
That shirt works with any Ayatollah.
 
2009-10-14 04:08:14 PM  
Paging Tatsuma, paging Tatsuma. Minute-by-minute Twitter update requested, please.
 
2009-10-14 04:13:14 PM  
Was he driving a Toyota Corolla?
 
2009-10-14 04:14:10 PM  

mitchcumstein1: So no rock and rolla?


BWAHAHAHAHAHAH
 
2009-10-14 04:14:30 PM  
Now Iran will make use of it's amazing photo shop based medicine.

Also,

unyon: Not clicking a PJmedia link, but google tells me that this has been floating around for a while. Check out liveleak (new window). It reads to me like a whole lot of wishful thinking. I'll wait for official confirmation, thank you.


This
 
2009-10-14 04:14:53 PM  

Sgt Otter: Barbigazi: globalwarmingpraiser: chixdiggit: Comacomacomacomacomakhameneiaaaaaan!!!

OK THREAD OVER YOU WIN THE ENTIRE DAMNED INTERNET

Word.

Also subby, how did you pass up "Ayatollah in a Comah"?

In a condo made of stone-ah?



Was thinking the same thing.
 
2009-10-14 04:14:56 PM  
Was he drinking too much cola?
 
2009-10-14 04:21:26 PM  

mitchcumstein1: So no rock and rolla?


thegreatindiankhali.comView Full Size


Disapproves
 
2009-10-14 04:24:51 PM  
Ayatollah you this a long time ago!
 
2009-10-14 04:38:23 PM  
GUYS YOU ARE ENDANGERING LIVES HERE WTF ARE YOU DOING.
 
2009-10-14 04:39:51 PM  

cameroncrazy1984: GUYS YOU ARE ENDANGERING LIVES HERE WTF ARE YOU DOING.


Citation needed
 
2009-10-14 04:39:59 PM  

cameroncrazy1984: GUYS YOU ARE ENDANGERING LIVES HERE WTF ARE YOU DOING.


I LOL'd.
 
2009-10-14 04:41:00 PM  

hellphage: cameroncrazy1984: GUYS YOU ARE ENDANGERING LIVES HERE WTF ARE YOU DOING.

Citation needed


DON'T REPOST HIS COMMENTS YOU'LL GET HIM IN TROUBLE!!! THEY CAN FIND HIM!!


MAKE PROXIES!!
 
2009-10-14 04:43:39 PM  

Barbigazi: hellphage: cameroncrazy1984: GUYS YOU ARE ENDANGERING LIVES HERE WTF ARE YOU DOING.

Citation needed

DON'T REPOST HIS COMMENTS YOU'LL GET HIM IN TROUBLE!!! THEY CAN FIND HIM!!


MAKE PROXIES!!


i286.photobucket.comView Full Size


/So very sorry.
 
2009-10-14 04:44:04 PM  

cameroncrazy1984: GUYS YOU ARE ENDANGERING LIVES HERE WTF ARE YOU DOING.


hehehe
 
2009-10-14 04:46:04 PM  

Sgt Otter: Barbigazi: hellphage: cameroncrazy1984: GUYS YOU ARE ENDANGERING LIVES HERE WTF ARE YOU DOING.

Citation needed

DON'T REPOST HIS COMMENTS YOU'LL GET HIM IN TROUBLE!!! THEY CAN FIND HIM!!


MAKE PROXIES!!

/So very sorry.


You aren't going to Hell sir, Hell is coming for you.
 
2009-10-14 04:48:26 PM  

Sgt Otter: Barbigazi: hellphage: cameroncrazy1984: GUYS YOU ARE ENDANGERING LIVES HERE WTF ARE YOU DOING.

Citation needed

DON'T REPOST HIS COMMENTS YOU'LL GET HIM IN TROUBLE!!! THEY CAN FIND HIM!!


MAKE PROXIES!!

/So very sorry.


I'd hit it.
 
2009-10-14 04:57:42 PM  
Oh for fark's sake. I can't even read what should be a hopeful to everyone Pajamas Media story, which as par for them has absolutely no sources, and I still something like this: apply the Reagan Caution: Trust, but verify. GAH!
 
2009-10-14 05:22:00 PM  

GAT_00: Oh for fark's sake. I can't even read what should be a hopeful to everyone Pajamas Media story, which as par for them has absolutely no sources, and I still something like this: apply the Reagan Caution: Trust, but verify. GAH!


That is pretty much all there is, "some blogs say".
 
2009-10-14 05:23:13 PM  
This is the same guy who reported that the Ayatollah was near death and in a coma in 2006. I'm thinking I want to wait for another source. Ideally one who writes for a company that doesn't employ Joe The Plumber, Glenn Reynolds and Michelle Malkin.
 
2009-10-14 05:29:33 PM  
Whatever happened with that whole revolution thing a few months ago? I've been busy...
 
2009-10-14 05:35:36 PM  

downstairs: with that whole revolution thing a


The Ayatollahs beat back the Fark keyboard commando brigades. Barely.
 
2009-10-14 06:06:04 PM  
i38.tinypic.comView Full Size
 
2009-10-14 07:09:59 PM  
That's no coma, he's just so constipated the whites of his eyes are brown, and he's hiding it.


Barbigazi: Also subby, how did you pass up "Ayatollah in a Comah"?


What does it matter?
 
2009-10-14 08:26:02 PM  
so...if he died, would that be the end for the regime?
 
2009-10-14 10:08:30 PM  
"in the hands of the gods".
"as a gift from the gods".


Whomever he's quoting is not a Muslim. Given that one of the pillars of Islam is "There is no god but God (Allah)", polytheism is blasphemy punishable by death. They're supposed to tolerate Christians as 'people of the Book', being one of the Ibrahimic faiths, but if you tell them a Galilean Jew was God on Earth, they will likely send you to meet him, if he exists.
 
2009-10-14 10:25:40 PM  
who cares bro?
 
2009-10-14 10:27:00 PM  
Interesting. I rarely wish for a person's death, but I would love to see a new Supreme Leader. Montazeri perhaps?
 
2009-10-14 10:27:27 PM  
coincidence...I think not
 
2009-10-14 10:28:01 PM  

syrynxx: gods


THIS.

/as in, I came here to say THIS
 
2009-10-14 10:28:06 PM  
I would've gone with "Ayatollah Khamenei reportedly enei khoma," but whatever.
 
2009-10-14 10:28:08 PM  
Praise be allah

Yes, it's wrong to wish for anyones death, but please lord forgive me, this asshole needs to burn.
 
2009-10-14 10:28:33 PM  

Barbigazi: globalwarmingpraiser: chixdiggit: Comacomacomacomacomakhameneiaaaaaan!!!

OK THREAD OVER YOU WIN THE ENTIRE DAMNED INTERNET

Word.

Also subby, how did you pass up "Ayatollah in a Comah"?


This time it's serious...
 
2009-10-14 10:28:47 PM  

Weaver95: so...if he died, would that be the end for the regime?


No, but it could mean the appointment of a more moderate or even liberal Supreme Leader, who might dismantle the regime. A sort of Gorbachev for Iran.
 
2009-10-14 10:29:24 PM  
Let's hope it is nothing trivial. If he dies, I wont make it to the funeral but I will send a very nice letter stating my approval.
 
2009-10-14 10:29:49 PM  

Ayatollah Khamenei reportedly in a coma


Hey kids! How many ways can you find to spell... the name of that guy?

Collect 'em all!


Brought to you by Pokhemenei
 
2009-10-14 10:30:15 PM  
Coma? Great.

Now maybe he can duke it out with this guy:

[image from chandrakantha.com too old to be available]
 
2009-10-14 10:30:55 PM  
I know
I know - its serious

baroqueinhackney.files.wordpress.comView Full Size
 
2009-10-14 10:31:07 PM  
first Lou Albano, now this?
 
2009-10-14 10:31:20 PM  

Leighton


If he dies, I wont make it to the funeral but I will send a very nice letter stating my approval.


What are you, the UN?
 
2009-10-14 10:31:36 PM  
Weakly sourced article is weakly sourced.

Although this would make things interesting over there. I think I'm gonna go fill up my gas tank just in case, before the speculators read this report and drive prices up to $3.50 a gallon while the dude recovers from a mild common cold.
 
2009-10-14 10:32:00 PM  
sounds like some steaming pile of editorial shiat to me.
 
2009-10-14 10:32:29 PM  

Englebert Slaptyback: What are you, the UN?


Did he say "strongly worded"?

No. Pay attention, sheesh.
 
2009-10-14 10:32:46 PM  
Ayatollah in a comah, from an overdose of colah, possibly deaf from listening to too much rock and rolah!

RT RT RT RT
 
2009-10-14 10:33:28 PM  
this being reported by Perez?
 
2009-10-14 10:33:32 PM  
Do you think Mahmoud Ahmadinejad had him killed to help put in a guy friendlier to him?

Seriously, could this be a power grab by Ahmadinejad?
 
2009-10-14 10:34:22 PM  
Oh boy, everyone batten down your twitter accounts, hoist the FARK IRAN THEAD MCIIX, and grab some popcorn!
 
2009-10-14 10:34:29 PM  

Occam's Nailfile


Did he say "strongly worded"?

No. Pay attention, sheesh.


Counterpoint: they only use the 'strongly worded' letters when they're miffed. Otherwise they go with 'very nice'.
 
2009-10-14 10:35:03 PM  
His official, but secret, status is: "in the hands of the gods".

Clap gods, clap.
 
2009-10-14 10:35:22 PM  
Maybe not a full coma, but he's clearly in pajamas.
 
2009-10-14 10:36:17 PM  

Weaver95: so...if he died, would that be the end for the regime?


I would think some other old religious guy is ready to fill the position.
 
2009-10-14 10:36:22 PM  
Time for the Iranians to take advantage and rise up again.

Without the strong hand of this ideologue, they have a better chance of pushing forward with the green revolution.
 
2009-10-14 10:36:23 PM  

Ayatollah don't like it!

Rockin the coma, rock the coma!

 
2009-10-14 10:36:37 PM  
Like it really needs repeated, but, there were 2 or 3 people on twitter during the revolution that had news reported, on their site, constantly, that was repeated by the mainstream media hours later.

Also, like it really needs repeated, some people were being farking retarded, posting the same shiat over and over again, or posting things from people that didn't know farking anything, or posting just retarded bullshiat.

In other words, it was like Fark always is, half intelligent and amazing, half farking morans.
 
2009-10-14 10:36:40 PM  
So... am I supposed to care? Whatever.
 
2009-10-14 10:36:45 PM  
FTA "in the hands of the gods"
"as a gift from the gods"


Muslims believe in the one true God. I call bullshiat.
 
2009-10-14 10:36:47 PM  
Good.
 
2009-10-14 10:36:59 PM  
Him and Sharon can share a room.
 
2009-10-14 10:37:04 PM  
What a waste of a headline.
 
2009-10-14 10:37:27 PM  
If this is true, then Ahmawishiwasballerjad is probably shiatting his pants. Khamenei is the only reason he's president, if Khamenei dies, even if the new Supreme Leader is conservative there's a fine chance whoever it is won't support him.
 
2009-10-14 10:37:55 PM  

natgab: Do you think Mahmoud Ahmadinejad had him killed to help put in a guy friendlier to him?

Seriously, could this be a power grab by Ahmadinejad?


Doubtful, Khameini was Ahmadinnerjacket's support in government. Even he isn't crazy enough to kill the hand that feeds him.
 
2009-10-14 10:37:57 PM  
Interesting. The former PM of Isreal Ehud Olmert is/was giving a speech here on my campus tonight. Wonder what he has to say about this.


/totally should have gone
//damn midterms
 
2009-10-14 10:38:02 PM  
Also, Kim Jong Il is dead. I read that on online news blogs as well.
 
2009-10-14 10:38:17 PM  
Mein Führer!
 
2009-10-14 10:38:18 PM  
,?
 
2009-10-14 10:38:42 PM  
Do you really think he'll pull through?
 
2009-10-14 10:38:44 PM  
Doesn't 'in the hands of the gods' mean dead?
 
2009-10-14 10:38:49 PM  
Ah, this brings back memories.
 
2009-10-14 10:39:10 PM  
Shakes fist at Farker T

/only text searched for "Sharon"
 
2009-10-14 10:39:25 PM  

Rip Lola

cognacscorner.tvView Full Size




/Wow! Amy Fisher has a ton of NSFW photos online.
 
2009-10-14 10:39:26 PM  
No Road Warrior referenes?

Just walk away.
 
2009-10-14 10:39:49 PM  
Don't forget, the rule of Fark says that if one of your ancestors did something bad within the space of a thousand years, you have no moral authority to criticize another culture.
 
2009-10-14 10:39:52 PM  
Ayatellyou Khamany times he's only mostly dead...
 
2009-10-14 10:40:19 PM  

WhyteRaven74: If this is true, then Ahmawishiwasballerjad is probably shiatting his pants. Khamenei is the only reason he's president, if Khamenei dies, even if the new Supreme Leader is conservative there's a fine chance whoever it is won't support him.


One can only hope this is true. Maybe get a actual elected official to be the President.
 
2009-10-14 10:40:23 PM  
Anyone have the Iranian tweets to this, I haven't been there, like in 5 min?
/tripped over myself writing this
 
2009-10-14 10:40:23 PM  

chixdiggit: Comacomacomacomacomakhameneiaaaaaan!!!


Every time I hear that song, I remember when Dwayne sang it on "What's Happening!!"
 
2009-10-14 10:40:54 PM  
I came for pics of hawt Persian chicks.

Leaving disappointed :(
 
2009-10-14 10:41:01 PM  

chixdiggit: Comacomacomacomacomakhameneiaaaaaan!!!


Don't be so fast, he may COME AND GO-COME AND GO........
 
2009-10-14 10:41:27 PM  
Khamenei
Jong Il
Castro

That's how the trifecta will go down.
 
2009-10-14 10:41:45 PM  
So, can we make this reach 1500+ comments, for old time's sake?
 
2009-10-14 10:41:58 PM  
His official, but secret, status is: "in the hands of the gods".

Gods? What other Gods are there Krilly??!!
..Er...False Gods...
 
2009-10-14 10:42:04 PM  

upload.wikimedia.orgView Full Size


R.I.P.

 
2009-10-14 10:42:30 PM  

Swampthing in Korea: Don't forget, the rule of Fark says that if one of your ancestors did something bad within the space of a thousand years, you have no moral authority to criticize another culture.


Don't worry. As a American of German ancestry, I'm in the clear.
 
2009-10-14 10:42:31 PM  

chixdiggit: Comacomacomacomacomakhameneiaaaaaan!!!


Damn. Just... damn. Over in one.
 
2009-10-14 10:42:34 PM  
http://www.agi.it/world/news/200910142114-cro-ren0072-iran_blogs_stirr​ing_ayatol lah_khamenei_is_in_coma

There is another link supporting the coma.
 
2009-10-14 10:42:38 PM  
Serves him right., f**ker.
 
2009-10-14 10:42:52 PM  
Bi deal. Even as we speak, Ayatollah Razmada and his cadre of fanatics are consolidating their power.
 
2009-10-14 10:43:03 PM  
80-something comments and no pics of hot Iranians?
 
2009-10-14 10:43:19 PM  

SoxSweepAgain: So... am I supposed to care? Whatever.


No, just ignore it. Iran is of no importance. Whatever happens in Iran could never effect you.

But this important news from Boston will probably shake your world: reports suggest that the Red Sox were swept. By some team called the Angels. Correspondents are standing by to confirm this development.
 
2009-10-14 10:43:21 PM  
img7.imageshack.usView Full Size
 
2009-10-14 10:43:25 PM  
na dawg's my freidn heathcliff slocum just said it's not true he just red some kid's myspace n it said it's not true so their the issue is settl'ed
 
2009-10-14 10:43:53 PM  
Apparently the "Zionist Regime" has God on speed-dial...
 
2009-10-14 10:43:55 PM  
The Shah of Iran, he ran from terror
People's revolution taking over th land
It wasn't always like that
There's a new superman - Ayatollah Khomeini
Put a spell on Iran - a dark eye genie
Oh Ayatollah man - he rules the way
He's got a head the size of Hitler
And they call him Ayatollah
He's just another Mussolini
And his name is Khomeini
I'm singing
ayah, Aya-tollah Khomeini
ayah, Aya-tollah Khomeini
ayah, Aya-tollah Khomeini
ay-oh-oh tollah Khomeini
Aye-oh-aye
He does what he does in the name of religion
There are no answers, there are no questions
Makes his own rules, just another dictator
A game for fools of the gambling nature
Oh Ayatollah man - he rules the way
He's got a head the size of Hitler
And they call him Ayatollah
He's just another Mussolini
And his name is Khomeini
I'm singing
ayah, Aya-tollah Khomeini
ayah, Aya-tollah Khomeini
ayah, Aya-tollah Khomeini
ay-oh-oh tollah Khomeini
Aye-oh-aye
Ayatollah, Ayatollah, Ayatollah, Khomeini!
kho-kho-kho-meini
He's got a head the size of Hitler
And the call him Ayatollah
He's just another Admiral Tojo
and this is how the song goes
singing ayah, Aya-tollah [etc...]
 
2009-10-14 10:44:07 PM  

WhyteRaven74: If this is true, then Ahmawishiwasballerjad is probably shiatting his pants. Khamenei is the only reason he's president, if Khamenei dies, even if the new Supreme Leader is conservative there's a fine chance whoever it is won't support him.


You make a good point, this could actually uncork it.
 
2009-10-14 10:44:48 PM  

Englebert Slaptyback: Counterpoint: they only use the 'strongly worded' letters when they're miffed. Otherwise they go with 'very nice'.


Now wait one damned minute.

Are you trying to tell me that there are different versions of letters that get sent out by the UN? Are you willing to stand by that?
 
2009-10-14 10:45:05 PM  
Yeah, right. Two to the head and the gun in his left hand.
 
2009-10-14 10:45:23 PM  
jack21221: So, can we make this reach 1500+ comments, for old time's sake?

Seeing this with Oh_Enough_Already's closing statement directly above could show some promise.

I think a dead Ayatollah/pedo thread could make it to 1,500.
 
2009-10-14 10:46:33 PM  
 
2009-10-14 10:46:35 PM  
Where is your Allah (pronounced like a hairball stuck in your throat) now?
 
2009-10-14 10:46:37 PM  
Reports seem to have come via Alan Peters

http://www.antimullah.com/


KHAMENEI REPORTEDLY DEAD!

Khamenei has died. The formal announcement is expected to be made tomorrow morning (Tehran time) .

Relative to this, all regime organizations including the official regime news agency "Seda va Sima" are being draped in black.

MANY WILL SHED TEARS - OF JOY!


خامنه ای مرد

احتمالاً خبر مرگ خامنه ای تا صبح فردا بوقت تهران اعلام خواهد شد.
در موازات مرگ وی، تمام ارکان رژیم از جمله صدا و سیمای رژیم سیاهپوش شده اند.


Will Oba-Hussein travel to Iran to pay his respects without preconditions?

AND has been met by his 72 Virgins (Helen Thomas look-alikes)?


----------------------------------------------------------------



BILINGUAL - BREAKING NEWS - SUPREME LEADER ALI KHAMENEI POSSIBLY ON DEATH BED

ENGLISH ANTIMULLAH TRANSLATION BELOW


خبر اختصاصی:
وضعیت سید علی گدای قاتل بحرانی شده است
در ساعت 11:30 دیشب (نیم ساعت پیش از نیمه شب) یکی از یاران نفوذی ما در نهاد رهبری به دفتر مرکزی جنبش همبستگی دانشجویان ایران گزارش داد که وضعیت فیزیکی و جسمانی "سیدعلی گدا" رهبر دزدان و غارتگران و آدم کشان به وخامت گراییده است.
حدود ساعت 20 دیشب با بحرانی شدن وضع جسمانی او، سه تن از پزشکان معالج وی: دکتر سیدنقی علیمرادی، دکتر حسین آل شمس و پروفسور سید شهاب الدین مراغه ای به بالینش آمدند. با ورود آنان به اطاق خصوصی سیدعلی گدا، از همه اطرافیان و حتا خانواده اش خواسته شد که اطاق را ترک نمایند. دیدار و بررسی وضعیت جسمانی خامنه ای توسط سه پزشک نامبرده بالا بیش از 45 دقیقه بطول انجامید و سپس آنان اطاق را ترک کرده و به خانواده او گفتند که غیر از خودی ها (همسر و فرزندانش) از ورود دیگران حتا برای گزارش مطالب فوری به اطاق سیدعلی گدا خودداری نمایند.
همانگونه که طی روزهای اخیر در چند "روزی نامه" و رسانه ها نیز انتشار یافته بود، سه روز پیش خامنه ای متنی بعنوان وصیت نامه نوشته و انتشار داد که طی آن خواسته است برایش دعا کرده و از خدا طلب آمرزش خطاهایی را بنمایند که او بخاطر نمی آورد مرتکب شده باشد.....!!!!!!
ما به محض دریافت خبری تکمیلی درین زمینه، آن را در همین "پست" امروز یا روزهای آینده انتشار خواهیم داد.

(AntiMullah rough translation)


The health of Supreme Leader Ali Khamenei, the Beggar and Murderer has turned critical as was reported to our Central location at 11:30 last night (near midnight) by one of our influential supporters. It stated that the over all health of the Supreme Ruler Seyed Ali (Khamenei), Thief in Chief, the Plunderer and Killer has become critical.


At around 8 p.m. when his health failed, three of his treating physicians:


Seyed Naghi Alimoradi
Hossein Aal Shams
Professor Seyed Shahabeddin Maraghei


Were summoned to his bedside. On their arrival into his private room, everyone including his family were told to leave the room. After the three physicians examined Khamenei for about 45 minutes and emerged, they instructed that only immediate family members (wife and children) were to enter his room and not even his staff to provide him with reports.


As has been reported in various newsletters and publications, some three days ago Khamenei issued his last will and testament in which he asked people to pray for him and to ask Allah to forgive him his sins, including those which he may have INADVERTENLY committed AND DOES NOT REMEMBER!!!!


We will provide any updates as soon as we receive them.

And a happy song proposed by someone pleased at this news


MIDI - KISS HIM GOODBYE (tune)
http://www.garyrog.50megs.com/midi2.html

Words


(intro)


Na na na na...na na na na...Khamenei, say goodbye


You are the mullah...the big supreme mullah
Beggar and Murderer...it look's like...it is over


You killed the innocent and without mercy
We all will be smiling to watch you rot
Where you are going it's hot


Na na na na...Khamenei, say goodbye
Na na na na...na na na na...Khamenei, say goodbye


Hoping for virgins...but you'll get no virgins
Old Helen Thomas look-a-likes are waiting for you


You will be needing SPF one billion
The streets will be filled with folks ringing bells
Welcome, you scumbag, to hell


Na na na na...Khamenei, say goodbye
Na na na na...na na na na...Khamenei, say goodbye


Na na na na...na na na na...Khamenei, say goodbye
Posted by Alan Peters at 4:00 PM 0 comments
 
2009-10-14 10:47:20 PM  
You know what would be awesome? A documentary for a sociological post-apocalypse film festival, that focuses on the results such affairs would have on humans. You know, one of those academic-type film festivals with documentaries by important scholarly figures. It starts out serious, and concludes with a serious interview with Lord Humungus, where he discusses the problems involved in leading his people, the geopolitical issues of ruling the Australian Outback, what he did before the disaster, and the problems of acquiring his outfit.
 
2009-10-14 10:47:47 PM  
Ayatollah Zucchini.
 
2009-10-14 10:47:47 PM  
So Ayatollah's going to be in the remake? Shouldn't this be in the Showbiz tab?

[image from ecx.images-amazon.com too old to be available]
 
2009-10-14 10:48:04 PM  
Damned Swine Flu
 
2009-10-14 10:48:14 PM  
The so-called WorldView 2 commercial Earth-imaging spacecraft launched Oct. 8 was obviously a cover for one the newer orbital lasers traditionally used to cause earthquakes but recently updated to include the ability to target individuals.
 
2009-10-14 10:48:56 PM  

AlwaysRightBoy: WhyteRaven74: If this is true, then Ahmawishiwasballerjad is probably shiatting his pants. Khamenei is the only reason he's president, if Khamenei dies, even if the new Supreme Leader is conservative there's a fine chance whoever it is won't support him.

You make a good point, this could actually uncork it.


Yeah, although those who would rise up to try to unseat him have been sufficiently biatchslapped after the last election; lots of them are dead, imprisoned, sentenced to die, etc. and the rest are scared shiatless.
 
2009-10-14 10:49:05 PM  
Didn't know he was still alive.

Buzzards gotta eat.
 
2009-10-14 10:49:16 PM  
natgab: a guy friendlier to him

Apparently such a person doesn't exist. Even the conservative ayatollahs aren't particularly fans of his. What's more, the determination of a new supreme leader is totally out of the presidents hands. It would be a massively stupid power grab given he can't insure he'd get someone who so much as tolerates him, forget supports him, as a new supreme leader. Then again, as we learned a few months ago, smarts aren't his strong suit.

undflickertail: I would think some other old religious guy is ready to fill the position.

There are a few old religious guys who don't believe the position of supreme leader should exist, at the minimum, several do not support the current regime at all. And it's from these people, plus their more conservative counterparts, that the new supreme leader would be picked. Keep in mind, even the conservatives have a chip on their shoulder about the current supreme leader.
 
2009-10-14 10:49:16 PM  
Time for to reclaim his throne!

news.filefront.comView Full Size
 
2009-10-14 10:49:30 PM  
Nice to see you back, Basij.

Don't tase me, bro.
 
2009-10-14 10:50:10 PM  
coma coma coma khamenia
 
2009-10-14 10:50:24 PM  
Awesome, does anyone know if this mean one of their grand councils might vote someone less 1984ish in?
 
2009-10-14 10:50:50 PM  

Occam's Nailfile


Are you trying to tell me that there are different versions of letters that get sent out by the UN? Are you willing to stand by that?


The differences are scarcely visible: the text is generally the same, but the very nice letters close with 'Kindest Regards' and are printed on brilliant white paper, while the strongly worded letters close with 'Sincerely' and are printed on a wicked subtle shade of eggshell paper.

I am willing to sit in a comfy chair by that.
 
2009-10-14 10:51:25 PM  

Ponzholio: So Ayatollah's going to be in the remake? Shouldn't this be in the Showbiz tab?


I always thought Michael Douglas looked like he was being fisted in that picture. I haven't thought of Genevieve Bujold in farking years.
 
2009-10-14 10:52:43 PM  

Kittypie070: Nice to see you back, Basij.

Don't tase me, bro.


I use my other alts wasn't needed online to hunt for the Twitter feeds until recently. Not that my being here implies an omission of concern for Ayatollah Khamenei's health. Magbar Amerika, Magbar Amerika!
 
2009-10-14 10:52:52 PM  
I thought she already died in a plane crash. Shows how much I pay attention..
 
2009-10-14 10:53:09 PM  

prickle27: I haven't thought of

farking Genevieve Bujold in farking years.
 
2009-10-14 10:53:16 PM  
Dear Ayatollhousecookiemeni,

When you get to heaven, I hope your 72 virgins are there. But one thing they didn't mention is that you can't get Viagra in heaven. So solly Chalee.
 
2009-10-14 10:53:22 PM  

Englebert Slaptyback: Occam's Nailfile

Are you trying to tell me that there are different versions of letters that get sent out by the UN? Are you willing to stand by that?


The differences are scarcely visible: the text is generally the same, but the very nice letters close with 'Kindest Regards' and are printed on brilliant white paper, while the strongly worded letters close with 'Sincerely' and are printed on a wicked subtle shade of eggshell paper.

I am willing to sit in a comfy chair by that.


Fark me, I completely missed that. You, sir, have a MIGHTY attention to detail. My hat, it's off.
 
2009-10-14 10:53:22 PM  
Uh...not sure...should I be happy or should I be sad? Oh, I know! I'll go watch my Glenn Beck to find out.
 
2009-10-14 10:53:28 PM  

Occam's Nailfile: AlwaysRightBoy: WhyteRaven74: If this is true, then Ahmawishiwasballerjad is probably shiatting his pants. Khamenei is the only reason he's president, if Khamenei dies, even if the new Supreme Leader is conservative there's a fine chance whoever it is won't support him.

You make a good point, this could actually uncork it.

Yeah, although those who would rise up to try to unseat him have been sufficiently biatchslapped after the last election; lots of them are dead, imprisoned, sentenced to die, etc. and the rest are scared shiatless.


as they say "freedom ain't free"
/would love to see these guys flushed from the earth
 
2009-10-14 10:53:39 PM  
whydowork.comView Full Size

///sought for questioning
 
2009-10-14 10:53:46 PM  
Fark Khamenei.

img131.imageshack.usView Full Size
 
2009-10-14 10:54:09 PM  
This is good news for his vice-ayatollah. His death won't change a thing.
 
2009-10-14 10:54:26 PM  
http://blog.american.com/?p=6148

A blog report that says Khamenei is dead.
 
2009-10-14 10:54:33 PM  
Uhmmmm....this thread has a bug in it.
 
2009-10-14 10:54:40 PM  
Wikipedia says he is dead.
 
2009-10-14 10:54:51 PM  
Wonder if the Iranian people are going to prepare for a party if he dies like the Cubans did when they thought Fidel was on his death bed a few years ago?
 
2009-10-14 10:55:24 PM  

chixdiggit: Comacomacomacomacomakhameneiaaaaaan!!!


Just like that, I open up the comments and BAM! Spit-take everywhere. Well done.
 
2009-10-14 10:55:34 PM  
We are almost positive he is in a coma. Last night he quit biting the nails on his left hand.
 
2009-10-14 10:55:48 PM  

ShankatsuForte: I thought she already died in a plane crash. Shows how much I pay attention..


images.blastro.comView Full Size


Close.
 
2009-10-14 10:56:46 PM  
The Green Brief #72 (September 9 - Shahrivar 18)
By: Josh Shahryar - twitter.com/iran_translator and twitter.com/joshshahryar

(This report has been compiled through reports by twitter users in Iran and aboard, as well as contacts inside and outside Iran. Media outlets have been credited where used. As reports coming from Iran cannot be fully authenticated if the report confirms something, at best it confirms that several reliable sources agreed upon it. This report is released under Creative Commons (CC) and can be republished under the condition that a link to the original source is provided.


Protests / Unrest

1. Partially confirmed reports from Tehran and other cities suggest that the government is sending some students home from their dorms, in anticipation of the September 18 protest. According to the source, these students had been identified as taking part in protests and the government is not taking any chances with them. It is unclear how many have been sent home, but the number could be in the hundreds. Unconfirmed reports indicate that the government is in the process of closing the dorms.

2. Greens all across Tehran are making and distributing flyers in major cities to get protesters out on the streets. An example, the flyer for Mashhad: http://bit.ly/7KJJG

3. New reports suggest that agents of Tehran's Attorney General's office took 15 boxes of papers and documents from the office of the Defenders of Prisoners' Rights. The office was raided yesterday and closed down by the order of the Attorney General.

4. Yesterday, we reported that a protest may have occurred in Tehran - but could not confirm if it had taken place. (This protest was unrelated to the gatherings in front of Evin Prison and the Islamic Courts.) Today, a video has surfaced depicting the protest. We cannot confirm if this protest was held yesterday as yet: http://bit.ly/3ggSpf

5. Gatherings were held, on the occasion of the 19th of Ramadan in Tehran, Tabriz, Gorgan and Zanjan. The gatherings were attended by many reformists and Greens.

Reports in Persian:

Tehran: http://bit.ly/181wYc

Tabriz: http://bit.ly/CWQEk

Gorgan: http://bit.ly/13DC0

Zanjan: http://bit.ly/xNbVm

6. Chants of Allah o Akbar were heard louder than previous nights and some protesters denounced the government for arresting Alireza Beheshti.


7. Workers of Haft Tapeh Agricultural and Industrial Plant went on strike and held a protest on Wednesday. Hundreds of workers demanded that their wages be paid on time, overtime be paid and wages be increased. Protesters gathered in front of the management office and stayed there until the end of their working day.


Opposition

8. Mir Hossein Mousavi released a statement in response to the arrest of Alireza Beheshti and other reformists. Full translation by his Facebook team is copied below, (I have corrected some of the obvious translation ambiguities):

In the name of God, the Compassionate and the Merciful

The news of arrests of our dear brothers Dr. Seyyed Alireza Beheshti and Morteza Alviri, heads of the special committee investigating the abuse of victims of the recent events, and General Moghaddam head of the Veterans' Committee of my election campaign have created a wave of shock and ambiguity in [the hearts of] those faithful to the Islamic establishment. They have been imprisoned while they are only guilty of following the revolutionary path, defending the serving of justice for the bloods that were unjustly shed and helping the families of the innocents that were imprisoned after the election. They are now in prison while those responsible for the recent disasters are free and the authorities are claiming that they will surely investigate the committed crimes. Are you going to do this by destroying the evidence of the crimes and imprisoning those who were following up on the victims' rights?!

People's dignities are protected in their children. Now people are asking those who claim to guard the Islamic Republic how they claim to be honoring the dignity of Ayatollah Dr. Beheshti - the innocent martyr of the revolution - by treating his family in such a way.

People of Iran:

It is obvious that your efforts to restore peace to the society are not going to be responded wisely. Dangerous days are ahead. Arresting individuals like Dr. Beheshti is a sign that forecasts more dangerous events. But evil is doomed and what benefits people will remain. Maintain your calm and awareness. The new series of events that have started, same as the other pathetic actions these days, won't bring anything for your opponents but damage. Be careful not to let them provoke you and while destroying themselves not to harm your home and country.

I specially offer my condolences for the defamation of the innocent Beheshti to the children of that martyr, his students, followers, admirers and all devotees of the revolution and Islam; and pray to God that this sorrow which has been created in the hearts of our people would be compensated by enduring the honor of this family.

Mir Hossein Mousavi
September 9,2009

9. In an interview with the Los Angeles Times, Mehdi Karroubi, yet again, reaffirmed his commitment to getting justice for the oppressed. Excerpts are as follows:

"I feel I am obliged to defend the rights of people," Karroubi said. "Political changes can come in two forms," he said. "The change we are calling for is change within the system and constitution, the observation of citizenship rights."

He was not specific about the opposition's strategy, but sketched out goals for the coming months: loosen news media restrictions, freedom of assembly, an end to trials of opposition figures and revised laws to prevent the hard-line Guardian Council from having the final say on elections.

Full Interview: http://bit.ly/ov7fL

10. New reports from Qom indicate that Khamenei had attempted to sway the clerics opposed to Ahamdinejad in Qom by sending Sheikh Mohammad Yazdi to speak to them. Yazdi was shunned by the clerics in Qom and now relations between Khamenei and these clerics is degenerating.

Grand Ayatollah Safi-Golpayegani had sent a letter to Khamenei about female ministers in the government, expressing his opposition, however, Khamenei sent back a reply, stating that he was the Supreme Leader and other clerics should stay out of government affairs.

Ayatollah Nouri Hamedani has met with Ayatollah Safi-Golpayegani and expressed regret over congratulating Ahmadinejad and said he was tricked into doing so by the government.

Other reports indicate that some of the opposition clerics want to invite Grand Ayatollah Ali Sistani from Iraq, to come to Iran and assess the situation. This proposal has been welcomed by most of the clerics and will be acted upon soon.

11. According to government-owned websites, Mohammad Ali Abtahi, in a telephone conversation from prison with Karroubi complained about being depicted as a traitor by Karroubi's newspaper. This could not be confirmed through reformist or independent news services.

12. The Reformist Women's Association released a statement decrying the treatment of prisoners and the government's lack of action against perpetrators of violence against protesters.

13. 300 professionals, managers and laborers - who have worked in the past with Shapur Kazemi, the detained brother of Zahra Rahnavard - sent a letter to Sadegh Larijani asking for his immediate release.


Government / International

14. In a meeting with officials from the government, in the presence of Ahamdinejad, Khamenei praised Ahamdinejad as an 'energetic' and 'tireless' individual and said that he prayed for him and some other people from the government frequently.

15. According to reports, the official in-charge of Kahrizak Detention Facility who had been arrested and released has been rearrested by the order of Judiciary Chief Sadegh Larijani. According to reports, he had been released after spending only a few hours in detention, after pressure by some high-ranking officials in the government.

16. Judiciary Chief Sadegh Larijani today said that what had happened in the detention centers had inflicted a huge blow on the standing of the regime. He said that the Judiciary would pursue these violations carefully and vigorously.

He also said that some had tried to call the elections fraudulent and attempted to stray outside 'the circle of legality'. He said that law-breaking had become rampant and it had been observed in the aftermath of the elections how such actions had inflicted a great cost on the Islamic regime. He said that these violators shouldn't think that they're not being watched and the Judiciary should pursue the perpetrators of any such law-breaking legally.

17. The commander of the Islamic Revolution Guards Corps Navy, Rear Admiral Morteza Saffari, said that Iran's enemies had shifted to a strategy of waging "soft war" against the country. He said that a "media war" had been launched against Iran and efforts were being made to stir up "civil disobedience" in the country, which were parts of the enemy's soft war against Iran. "The US strategy to confront the Islamic Republic of Iran is based on soft measures," but the US was also continuing its threats to launch a military attack, he noted.

18. Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez told the French newspaper Le Figaro on Wednesday, that Ahmadinejad was an ally and a friend and they had agreed to transfer nuclear technology to Venezuela during his visit to Tehran last week.

19. Iran presented their new package of proposals to the group of 5+1 nations. The package was presented on Wednesday by Iranian Foreign Minister Manouchehr Mottaki to the ambassadors of China, France, Germany, Russia and Switzerland - on behalf of the US - and the British charge d'affaires in Tehran. No details have emerged of what the proposals in the package were.

20. Reports have emerged, that the IRGC may be implicated in the events that occurred on 9/11, including providing terrorist organizations with money, logistics and even a direct involvement by Iran in the events of 9/11. The reports so far are sketchy and caution must be exercised until more information is made available.


Arrested / Released / Killed / Torture

21. Mohammad Ozlati-Moqaddam, a former IRGC commander and head of the veteran's faction of Mir Hossein Mousavi's campaign, was arrested at his home. Ozlati-Moqaddam, who formerly served in the IRGC political bureau alongside Hossein Shariatmadari and Hossein Safar-Harandi, was arrested on Tuesday. Officers went to his residence and arrested him after searching his home.

22. Partially confirmed reports indicate that Alireza Beheshti has been badly beaten after a heated altercation with one of his captors. The reports suggest that his skull was broken and he was hospitalized. There, he was punched again by another of his captors, injuring his face. After receiving treatment he was taken to an undisclosed location.

23. Sayed Ali Akbar Kheradnejad, a recently freed detainee, spoke of the horrors of detention with an Iranian human rights organization. According to Kheradnejad, who was taking part in a protest in Tehran's Waliasr Square two months ago, security forces forced pepper spray in his eyes, beat him with a baton and then arrested him. He was repeatedly locked away with other prisoners and left to starve for days or given food that was meager and unhealthy. They were beaten repeatedly, blindfolded, interrogated and finally, kept in overcrowded cells. He added that some people had been so brutally tortured, he had heard, even some of the men who had taken part in the torture were opposed to it being so brutal.

24. Partially confirmed reports suggest that Sadegh Noroozi - a reformist politician - was released today.

25. Yesterday, we reported that 15 journalists had been summoned to the Ministry of Intelligence and interrogated about a letter a group of journalists had written to the Judiciary Chief. New reports suggest that agents of the ministry told the journalists that if their names were signed under any letters or statements in the future, they would be arrested. The journalists were given 3 options; deny their signatures, have their case sent to court or work for the Ministry of Intelligence. Reportedly, the journalists declined to accept any of the offers.

26. Isa Saharkhiz - a detained Iranian journalist - has told his family that technology sold to the government by Nokia was directly responsible for his arrest. His son Mehdi Saharkhiz has expressed the willingness to sue Nokia and is in touch with legal counsel over the issue.

27. New reports indicate that the trial of the violators of Kahrizak Detention Facility will not be held in public.


Miscellaneous


28. Greens at the Venice International Film Festival: http://bit.ly/Ucrqa

29. Greenings in Qom: http://www.mowjcamp.com/article/id/27711

30. A beautiful website designed to commemorate Neda and her friends: http://neverforget.us/

International Protests / Events / Warnings / Efforts

31. Project Green Light might just be the thing for you! : http://twitpic.com/gk3c5

32. For information on protests organized against Ahmadinejad's speech in the UN Check: http://united4iran.com/

33. Transportation info: Maryland & Virginia to NYC For Sep 23 Protest: http://bit.ly/lHNrp

34. For an unofficial list of upcoming protests in the US: http://protests.sharearchy.com/

35. For a list of protests that are being planned in Germany, please visit this link: http://tinyurl.com/nbzacj

36. A to the point website for helping traumatized Greens: http://healingthegreensoul.blogspot.com/

C&P, so you'll have to C&P the links.
Latest update from NO as far as I know.
 
2009-10-14 10:57:41 PM  

Occam's Nailfile


Fark me, I completely missed that. You, sir, have a MIGHTY attention to detail. My hat, it's off.


Thank you rather a lot.

Kindest Regards,

ES
 
2009-10-14 10:58:03 PM  
good.
 
2009-10-14 10:58:10 PM  
Occam's Nailfile: rest are scared shiatless.

The ayatollahs I assure you are not the least bit afraid of Ahmadinejad. Even those who openly oppose him, indeed especially them, are not afraid.
 
2009-10-14 10:58:21 PM  
YES!

Best news I've heard all day. Burn in hell, biatch!
 
2009-10-14 10:58:23 PM  
Anyone got anything actually recent?
 
2009-10-14 10:58:25 PM  
Okay, so this dude dies and gets replaced by either another one that's more of a dick, or one that's more anal.

So unless there's some power struggle cause by this guy's condition where the moderates/liberals within Iran can pull through I don't see anything worth getting up over.
 
2009-10-14 10:58:45 PM  

fappomatic: Dear Ayatollhousecookiemeni,

When you get to heaven, I hope your 72 virgins are there. But one thing they didn't mention is that you can't get Viagra in heaven. So solly Chalee.


Chuckle, very entertaining. I am also bandying about the thought of a Muslim type Dante's Inferno, where the lad is stricken with the chocolate squirts and nothing to wipe his bum with but pages out of the Quran.

Tee hee.
 
2009-10-14 10:59:03 PM  

GAT_00: Oh for fark's sake. I can't even read what should be a hopeful to everyone Pajamas Media story, which as par for them has absolutely no sources, and I still something like this: apply the Reagan Caution: Trust, but verify. GAH!


Nothing on the Israel TV sites for channel2 or 10, which are good for being on top of things in the Area. Nothing on Haaretz (new window) which leads me to believe it is as GAT said unsubstantiated rumor.
 
2009-10-14 10:59:19 PM  

because good is dumb: Just like that, I open up the comments and BAM! Spit-take everywhere. Well done.


oh, that's why that was in my head

the goddamn boobies

...still, a good post's worth repeating
 
2009-10-14 10:59:24 PM  

prickle27: I haven't thought of Genevieve Bujold in farking years.


She has two vaginas.
 
2009-10-14 10:59:33 PM  
It's me, I am the zionist agent responsible for that.

Sorry guys.
 
2009-10-14 10:59:39 PM  
If the farker is dead are the Mods going to merge that thread with this one?
 
2009-10-14 10:59:40 PM  
Good.
 
2009-10-14 10:59:56 PM  

Barbigazi: Sgt Otter: Barbigazi: globalwarmingpraiser: chixdiggit: Comacomacomacomacomakhameneiaaaaaan!!!

OK THREAD OVER YOU WIN THE ENTIRE DAMNED INTERNET

Word.

Also subby, how did you pass up "Ayatollah in a Comah"?

In a condo made of stone-ah?

yeah, possibly in Arizona where he was born.


He gave his life for tourism.
 
2009-10-14 11:00:48 PM  
FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE
 
2009-10-14 11:00:57 PM  
lets get this out of the way now

[image from pix.motivatedphotos.com too old to be available]

/hot like... well... Persian women
 
2009-10-14 11:00:58 PM  

Tatsuma: It's me, I am the zionist agent responsible for that.

Sorry guys.


You will pay for this, Space Zionist!
 
2009-10-14 11:01:01 PM  

Tatsuma: It's me, I am the zionist agent responsible for that.

Sorry guys.


I always knew you were Mossad.
 
2009-10-14 11:01:06 PM  
Basij (favorite: ahmawhackadoodlejawb) 2009-10-14 10:52:43 PM
Kittypie070: Nice to see you back, Basij.

Don't tase me, bro.

I use my other alts wasn't needed online to hunt for the Twitter feeds until recently. Not that my being here implies an omission of concern for Ayatollah Khamenei's health. Magbar Amerika, Magbar Amerika!


Magbar Basij, magbar Basij!

(waves kitten tail merrily decorated in green ribbons)
(bares tiny kitten teeth in purely ceremonial gesture)
 
2009-10-14 11:01:52 PM  

globalwarmingpraiser: chixdiggit: Comacomacomacomacomakhameneiaaaaaan!!!

OK THREAD OVER YOU WIN THE ENTIRE DAMNED INTERNET


x2

/or more by this point in the thread
/DNRTFA
 
2009-10-14 11:03:03 PM  
Wasn't this posted yesterday? Or was it just on google news and I saw it? Did it get the newsflash tag because farking pajamas media confirmed it?
 
2009-10-14 11:03:06 PM  
Wait, I'm sorry, I believe I meant:

AHAHAHA YOU FARKING MONStER may all those who keep your regime propped up join you in your eventual death and may you all suffer in hell for eternity, in that special room kept for monsters just like you (and people who spoil TV shows or talk in movie theaters)
 
2009-10-14 11:03:52 PM  
If Khamenei is in a coma, and doesn't improve, then this guy

upload.wikimedia.orgView Full Size


is the most important man in Iran. Indeed if Khamenei dies, then as chairmen of the Council of Experts, the future of Iran is in his hands. Luckily, he's not crazy nor particularly fond of Ahmedinajad.
 
2009-10-14 11:04:32 PM  

MentalMoment: His likely successor is rumored to be Ali Akbar Hashemi Rafsanjani, the former president and behind-the-scenes powerbroker, not to mention once one of the world's richest men, according to Forbes. (hufpo)

Total BS or on mark?


If Rafsanjani wants to be the Supreme Leader, Rafsanjani probably will be the Supreme Leader. He has a lot of power in that regard. I'm not so sure he wants to be, though. If he does, it would certainly be better than Khamenei, but my hope is for Montazeri.
 
2009-10-14 11:05:20 PM  
I guess the brief life of the green armband on the K in Fark worked after all.
 
2009-10-14 11:05:33 PM  
In a karma, perhaps.
 
2009-10-14 11:05:35 PM  

Tatsuma: Wait, I'm sorry, I believe I meant:

AHAHAHA YOU FARKING MONStER may all those who keep your regime propped up join you in your eventual death and may you all suffer in hell for eternity, in that special room kept for monsters just like you (and people who spoil TV shows or talk in movie theaters)


punditkitchen.files.wordpress.comView Full Size


=(
 
2009-10-14 11:05:48 PM  

WhyteRaven74: If Khamenei is in a coma, and doesn't improve, then this guy

is the most important man in Iran. Indeed if Khamenei dies, then as chairmen of the Council of Experts, the future of Iran is in his hands. Luckily, he's not crazy nor particularly fond of Ahmedinajad.


Oddly enough, he kinda resembles the Pope.
Coink-adink?
 
2009-10-14 11:06:58 PM  
Everybody take a Valium. Nothing on the English feeds of Al Jazeera or Al Arabia yet.
 
2009-10-14 11:08:30 PM  
Awww...I was hoping for "eyeball cancer", but a coma will do for now. I for one am still holding out.
 
2009-10-14 11:08:51 PM  
Nothing from Reuters or the Beeb, not even a rumor that the sodding bastard has a cold.
 
2009-10-14 11:09:03 PM  
I think 444 days would be a nice length of time for him to be in a coma.

Then, at the end of it, he can make a deal with Reagan and Bush for 72 Stinger missiles in Heaven and shuffle off the mortal coil.
 
2009-10-14 11:09:04 PM  

Tatsuma: Wait, I'm sorry, I believe I meant:

AHAHAHA YOU FARKING MONStER may all those who keep your regime propped up join you in your eventual death and may you all suffer in hell for eternity, in that special room kept for monsters just like you (and people who spoil TV shows or talk in movie theaters)


The butler did it.

/Good to see you.
 
2009-10-14 11:09:14 PM  

Sgt Otter: Barbigazi: hellphage: cameroncrazy1984: GUYS YOU ARE ENDANGERING LIVES HERE WTF ARE YOU DOING.

Citation needed

DON'T REPOST HIS COMMENTS YOU'LL GET HIM IN TROUBLE!!! THEY CAN FIND HIM!!


MAKE PROXIES!!

/So very sorry.


On an unrelated note, I would fark the crazy out of that girl.

/Lots of crazy
//Lots of farking.
///I have the stamina.
 
2009-10-14 11:09:32 PM  
Not news. The man has been in a coma for decades.

Night all.
 
2009-10-14 11:10:09 PM  

Drizzit: lets get this out of the way now

/hot like... well... Persian women


and smooth too...
 
2009-10-14 11:10:22 PM  
Here we go again. Time to grab some popcorn and Diet Pepsi. Can't wait to see what will be the official Iranian gov't stance on this.
 
2009-10-14 11:10:57 PM  
Death to the dictator?
 
2009-10-14 11:11:36 PM  
smeegle: Oddly enough, he kinda resembles the Pope.

hah nice catch
 
2009-10-14 11:12:25 PM  

StewMcG: Here we go again. Time to grab some popcorn and Diet Pepsi. Can't wait to see what will be the official Iranian gov't stance on this.


Nothing happened, but it was Obama's fault.
 
2009-10-14 11:12:39 PM  

ultraholland: jack21221: So, can we make this reach 1500+ comments, for old time's sake?

Seeing this with Oh_Enough_Already's closing statement directly above could show some promise.

I think a dead Ayatollah/pedo thread could make it to 1,500.


I'm betting that it would cap out at 850.

/175 if La Toya Jackson dies, or if Michael's corpse gets plastic surgery.
 
2009-10-14 11:12:40 PM  
I also heard Jeff Goldblum died rock-climbing in New Zealand.
 
2009-10-14 11:12:57 PM  
BREAKING NEWS ON CNN


Rush out as partner to buy St. Louis Rams.

If this is true, as usual, CNN is dropping the ball.
 
2009-10-14 11:13:02 PM  

smeegle: Not news. The man has been in a coma for decades.

Night all.


You sure he's not pulling a Castro and becoming a Zombie?
 
2009-10-14 11:13:09 PM  
If you pick a rumor and spread it often enough, eventually you'll be able to claim bragging rights as the first one to break the story.

/Now that's Internet journalism!
 
2009-10-14 11:13:11 PM  
It's a cop-out so he doesn't have to admit the election was fixed or be around when they come for his head. All inevitable.
 
2009-10-14 11:13:13 PM  

WhyteRaven74: smeegle: Oddly enough, he kinda resembles the Pope.

hah nice catch


Thanks :) Gotta go I be tired.
(email dwn,,,will write soon)
 
2009-10-14 11:13:21 PM  
img31.imageshack.usView Full Size
 
2009-10-14 11:14:32 PM  

Elvis Da King: StewMcG: Here we go again. Time to grab some popcorn and Diet Pepsi. Can't wait to see what will be the official Iranian gov't stance on this.

Nothing happened, but it was Obama's fault.


Are you sure that's from Tehran and not the GOP?
 
2009-10-14 11:14:32 PM  
Ayatollah in a coma I know I know it's serious.
 
2009-10-14 11:14:33 PM  
old hotness: Zombie Castro kicking it

New hottness: Zombie Khamenei kicking it

/loving the armchair freedom fighters of Fark getting all riled up thou
 
2009-10-14 11:14:52 PM  
smeegle: will write soon

yaay :)
 
2009-10-14 11:15:20 PM  

Farker T: ultraholland: jack21221: So, can we make this reach 1500+ comments, for old time's sake?

Seeing this with Oh_Enough_Already's closing statement directly above could show some promise.

I think a dead Ayatollah/pedo thread could make it to 1,500.

I'm betting that it would cap out at 850.

/175 if La Toya Jackson dies, or if Michael's corpse gets plastic surgery.


We've gone over this before, but one more time.

Michael and LaToya are the same person
 
2009-10-14 11:15:20 PM  
blogcdn.comView Full Size

I'll just leave this here.
 
2009-10-14 11:16:35 PM  
I'll monitor his youtube account to see if he posts a comedy Video to disprove the rumors
 
2009-10-14 11:16:39 PM  
I think this is good because the news says Iran is bad and I should hate them.
 
2009-10-14 11:17:16 PM  

StewMcG: Elvis Da King: StewMcG: Here we go again. Time to grab some popcorn and Diet Pepsi. Can't wait to see what will be the official Iranian gov't stance on this.

Nothing happened, but it was Obama's fault.

Are you sure that's from Tehran and not the GOP?


There's a difference?

Sorry, as a Canadian I promised not to comment on American Politics.
 
2009-10-14 11:17:23 PM  
in a comma what? The suspense is killing me.
 
2009-10-14 11:17:34 PM  
ayatollah in a coma,
i know - i know,
it's serious.
 
2009-10-14 11:18:54 PM  
geom_00: BREAKING NEWS ON CNN


Rush out


I knew he was queer
 
2009-10-14 11:20:23 PM  
Death to the Ayatyollah!

Bring back SAVAK, the Shah and Mossad death squads!
 
2009-10-14 11:21:14 PM  

extra echo: ayatollah in a coma,
i know - i know,
it's serious.


This has been seriously played out above. My God man, there's even a pic of Morrissey in this thread.
 
2009-10-14 11:21:48 PM  
I always looked at pictures of Saborjian/Ahmedinajad and couldn't fathom his anti-Israeli rhetoric, because to me he did always look Jewish. Yes, takes one to know one. Yes I know this is off topic kinda. Carry on.
 
2009-10-14 11:21:53 PM  

Barbigazi: hellphage: cameroncrazy1984: GUYS YOU ARE ENDANGERING LIVES HERE WTF ARE YOU DOING.

Citation needed

DON'T REPOST HIS COMMENTS YOU'LL GET HIM IN TROUBLE!!! THEY CAN FIND HIM!!


MAKE PROXIES!!


About a decade+ ago I ran an open proxy. Somehow the word got out on it, and it started to get serious use. At some point it was 75% of my bandwidth so I had to cut it off. But before I did, I checked what people were using it for.

The majority of the traffic was from the UAE and other Arab countries, and nearly 99% of it was porn viewing. Granny porn, transformer porn, DP porn, gang bang, pretty much the gamut of nasty commercial porn available at the time.

If I could afford to do it, I'd do it again. I see no reason not to undermine the puritanical governments of those countries. Likewise, I wouldn't mind seeing people undermining the anti-internet-gambling policies of the US.
 
2009-10-14 11:23:37 PM  
More hawt Persian women please.

magicmoviemachine.comView Full Size


Also no pics of this guy yet?

armyofmom.comView Full Size


/Shame on you
 
2009-10-14 11:25:04 PM  

geom_00: BREAKING NEWS ON CNN


Rush out as partner to buy St. Louis Rams.

If this is true, as usual, CNN is dropping the ball.


Well at this point this is just an unsubstantiated rumor so CNN should not mention it until there is some sort of actual confirmation of this story.
 
2009-10-14 11:27:21 PM  
Great, just like the members of our Congress. He is officially our member.

You can't triple stamp a double stamp.
 
2009-10-14 11:27:40 PM  
texastag: More hawt Persian women please.

Don't know how they do it in ol' Persia, but around here that's called jailbait.

carry on
 
2009-10-14 11:27:55 PM  
Dudes, he hasn't updated his Facebook status in like two hours. Something must be up.

BRB gonna go see last login on his myspace account.
 
2009-10-14 11:29:45 PM  

Kevin72: I always looked at pictures of Saborjian/Ahmedinajad and couldn't fathom his anti-Israeli rhetoric, because to me he did always look Jewish. Yes, takes one to know one. Yes I know this is off topic kinda. Carry on.


You may be right (Pops)
 
2009-10-14 11:29:51 PM  

That_Dude: geom_00: BREAKING NEWS ON CNN


Rush out as partner to buy St. Louis Rams.

If this is true, as usual, CNN is dropping the ball.

Well at this point this is just an unsubstantiated rumor so CNN should not mention it until there is some sort of actual confirmation of this story.

rumor
FTFM
 
2009-10-14 11:29:53 PM  
Sounds like he's just mere minutes from his 72 merkins.

/wait, he's a terrorist, right?
//why do they love merkins so much?
 
2009-10-14 11:30:55 PM  

EL_FABREZ: Khamenei
Jong Il
Castro

That's how the trifecta will go down.


What's the over-under?
And any chance a stray arrow could take out that slimy bastard Putin just for shiats&giggles?
 
2009-10-14 11:31:26 PM  

chixdiggit: Comacomacomacomacomakhameneiaaaaaan!!!


Ayatollah Khomeini: Dudes, he hasn't updated his Facebook status in like two hours. Something must be up.

BRB gonna go see last login on his myspace account.


OMG, Epic.

/ROTFLMMFAO
 
2009-10-14 11:32:57 PM  
I never wish someone dead.

But I also don't go out of my way to wish some well, either.

/fingers-crossed
//Free Iran. :)
 
2009-10-14 11:34:22 PM  
In 1960/61 the CIA trainers left and were replaced by a team of instructors from the Israeli Mossad. These in turn were replaced by SAVAK's own instructors in 1965. Chief CIA Iran analyst Jesse Leaf in an interview on 6th Jan. 1979 stated that the CIA teaches Nazi torture techniques to SAVAK.

SAVAK had the power to censor the media, screen applicants for government jobs, "and according to reliable Western source , use all means necessary, including torture, to hunt down dissidents."

SAVAK (new window)

You would be hard pressed to find anything done to Iranians by the Ayatollahs that is worse than what Israel and the CIA were doing. Which is why you saw nothing but kids (most of whom did not vote) protesting the latest election - those old enough to remember DO remember, and they'll take the Ayatollahs thank you very much.
 
2009-10-14 11:37:00 PM  
Vampire_Blues 2009-10-14 04:14:30 PM
Now Iran will make use of it's amazing photo shop based medicine.

Also,
unyon: Not clicking a PJmedia link, but google tells me that this has been floating around for a while. Check out liveleak (new window). It reads to me like a whole lot of wishful thinking. I'll wait for official confirmation, thank you.

This


You two are idiots.

And seem to take pride in telling everyone.

It's one thing to not trust WND, it's quite another to think that every outlet with differing political viewpoints than yours' isn't to be trusted.

Numbskulls.
 
2009-10-14 11:37:00 PM  

Apik0r0s: In 1960/61 the CIA trainers left and were replaced by a team of instructors from the Israeli Mossad. These in turn were replaced by SAVAK's own instructors in 1965. Chief CIA Iran analyst Jesse Leaf in an interview on 6th Jan. 1979 stated that the CIA teaches Nazi torture techniques to SAVAK.

SAVAK had the power to censor the media, screen applicants for government jobs, "and according to reliable Western source , use all means necessary, including torture, to hunt down dissidents."
SAVAK (new window)

You would be hard pressed to find anything done to Iranians by the Ayatollahs that is worse than what Israel and the CIA were doing. Which is why you saw nothing but kids (most of whom did not vote) protesting the latest election - those old enough to remember DO remember, and they'll take the Ayatollahs thank you very much.


I don't think anyone but the Shah's son is advocating a return to a Shah. We want to see real democracy in Iran. We want to see human rights protected.

Not that you care. I remember you from the election threads. You are just a troll.
 
2009-10-14 11:38:39 PM  

mfaby: It's one thing to not trust WND, it's quite another to think that every outlet with differing political viewpoints than yours' isn't to be trusted.

Numbskulls.


Maybe you should wait for confirmation before you start that.
 
2009-10-14 11:40:16 PM  

Farker T: ultraholland: jack21221: So, can we make this reach 1500+ comments, for old time's sake?

Seeing this with Oh_Enough_Already's closing statement directly above could show some promise.

I think a dead Ayatollah/pedo thread could make it to 1,500.

I'm betting that it would cap out at 850.

/175 if La Toya Jackson dies, or if Michael's corpse gets plastic surgery.


If Khamenei and Ms. Jackson both die and meet in some afterlife, the Ayatollah get to eye La Toya.
 
2009-10-14 11:40:35 PM  

One can only hope. I'm always so broken up when some narrow-minded death-dealing monster meets their end. Every death diminishes us and all that.


chebucto.caView Full Size



/just kidding. it's people like this make me wish there really were a nasty afterlife of torment for 'em. death's way too good for some people.

//bye bye, psychopathic asswipe (gives little wave)

 
2009-10-14 11:40:52 PM  

Spaz-master: Damned Swine Flu


Do you have ANY idea how hard it is to genetically engineer a virus to specifically kill ONE SPECIFIC human while ensuring that the secondary casualties will be less than the war that would otherwise result??? Fortunately, there's won't be much concern for secondary casualties from any STDs you catch.

Ivette should bring kisses soon.
 
2009-10-14 11:41:22 PM  

NobleHam: Apik0r0s: In 1960/61 the CIA trainers left and were replaced by a team of instructors from the Israeli Mossad. These in turn were replaced by SAVAK's own instructors in 1965. Chief CIA Iran analyst Jesse Leaf in an interview on 6th Jan. 1979 stated that the CIA teaches Nazi torture techniques to SAVAK.

SAVAK had the power to censor the media, screen applicants for government jobs, "and according to reliable Western source , use all means necessary, including torture, to hunt down dissidents."
SAVAK (new window)

You would be hard pressed to find anything done to Iranians by the Ayatollahs that is worse than what Israel and the CIA were doing. Which is why you saw nothing but kids (most of whom did not vote) protesting the latest election - those old enough to remember DO remember, and they'll take the Ayatollahs thank you very much.

I don't think anyone but the Shah's son is advocating a return to a Shah. We want to see real democracy in Iran. We want to see human rights protected.

Not that you care. I remember you from the election threads. You are just a troll.



I do too care, I'm just not going to swallow - hook, line and sinker - the narrative being pushed by the same forces that caused the revolution in the first place.

My children's nanny fled Iran after the Revolution. I paid to get two of her relatives out and get them Turkish passports after this latest election. They're here in the US now. And not because I called someone a troll on the internet.
 
2009-10-14 11:42:04 PM  
spamdog [TotalFark] Quote 2009-10-14 11:38:39 PM
mfaby: It's one thing to not trust WND, it's quite another to think that every outlet with differing political viewpoints than yours' isn't to be trusted.

Numbskulls.

Maybe you should wait for confirmation before you start that.

Go on ......
 
2009-10-14 11:42:06 PM  
Pray for Omarion.
 
2009-10-14 11:42:30 PM  

mitchcumstein1: So no rock and rolla?


Dude I laughed so damn hard at that...
 
2009-10-14 11:43:15 PM  

abb3w: Do you have ANY idea how hard it is to genetically engineer a virus to specifically kill ONE SPECIFIC human while ensuring that the secondary casualties will be less than the war that would otherwise result???



A virus that doesn't affect Chinese people has been a HUGE project in China for decades.
 
2009-10-14 11:43:48 PM  
there's not a sniff of a scent of this story Anywhere I can find except the fark-linked article. fwtw.
 
2009-10-14 11:44:17 PM  

abb3w: Do you have ANY idea how hard it is to genetically engineer a virus to specifically kill ONE SPECIFIC human while ensuring that the secondary casualties will be less than the war that would otherwise result???


That's why you use lasers. See my post above.
 
2009-10-14 11:44:46 PM  

NobleHam: Apik0r0s: In 1960/61 the CIA trainers left and were replaced by a team of instructors from the Israeli Mossad. These in turn were replaced by SAVAK's own instructors in 1965. Chief CIA Iran analyst Jesse Leaf in an interview on 6th Jan. 1979 stated that the CIA teaches Nazi torture techniques to SAVAK.

SAVAK had the power to censor the media, screen applicants for government jobs, "and according to reliable Western source , use all means necessary, including torture, to hunt down dissidents."
SAVAK (new window)

You would be hard pressed to find anything done to Iranians by the Ayatollahs that is worse than what Israel and the CIA were doing. Which is why you saw nothing but kids (most of whom did not vote) protesting the latest election - those old enough to remember DO remember, and they'll take the Ayatollahs thank you very much.

I don't think anyone but the Shah's son is advocating a return to a Shah. We want to see real democracy in Iran. We want to see human rights protected.

Not that you care. I remember you from the election threads. You are just a troll.


You remember that he was ACCUSED of being a troll, and you were/are stupid enough to bite.
 
2009-10-14 11:45:57 PM  
Michael Ledeen, lol
 
2009-10-14 11:46:09 PM  

mfaby: Vampire_Blues 2009-10-14 04:14:30 PM
Now Iran will make use of it's amazing photo shop based medicine.

Also,
unyon: Not clicking a PJmedia link, but google tells me that this has been floating around for a while. Check out liveleak (new window). It reads to me like a whole lot of wishful thinking. I'll wait for official confirmation, thank you.

This

You two are idiots.

And seem to take pride in telling everyone.

It's one thing to not trust WND, it's quite another to think that every outlet with differing political viewpoints than yours' isn't to be trusted.

Numbskulls.


while i agree with your overall point, the source says that this hasn't been confirmed and no one else (at least no one credible) has been able to confirm this. While rejecting pajamas TV may seem unheard of to you, there are good reasons to doubt this report. (Also, I haven't heard of this site so maybe their doubts are legitimate and maybe the source is more reliable than the NY Times, but I really can't make any claims about their credibility)
 
2009-10-14 11:47:13 PM  
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! SAY IT AIN'T SO. oh wait...
 
2009-10-14 11:47:57 PM  

bobsagatsbleedingdemocracy: Farker T: ultraholland: jack21221: So, can we make this reach 1500+ comments, for old time's sake?

Seeing this with Oh_Enough_Already's closing statement directly above could show some promise.

I think a dead Ayatollah/pedo thread could make it to 1,500.

I'm betting that it would cap out at 850.

/175 if La Toya Jackson dies, or if Michael's corpse gets plastic surgery.

If Khamenei and Ms. Jackson both die and meet in some afterlife, the Ayatollah get to eye La Toya.


Cool, but I doubt she's a virgin.

And I'm pretty sure she's younger than 70.
 
2009-10-14 11:48:12 PM  

spamdog: mfaby: It's one thing to not trust WND, it's quite another to think that every outlet with differing political viewpoints than yours' isn't to be trusted.

Numbskulls.

Maybe you should wait for confirmation before you start that.


Note to self: refresh THEN post.
 
2009-10-14 11:48:46 PM  
Interesting

Unconfirmed death reports of October 2009
On October 14, 2009, rumors of Khamenei's death spread through Tehran and the Internet. They claim that he collapsed and was hospitalized on October 12, went into a coma, and died. [109] [110][111] [112] [113] Neither Iran's official news agency nor any reliable western news source has confirmed this. However, the Supreme Leader has not been seen in public since October 7. [114]
 
2009-10-14 11:49:17 PM  
This thread is sorely lacking in pictures of hot Persian women. Let's see if we can do something about that...

gamesnet.vo.llnwd.netView Full Size

30metri.comView Full Size

4.bp.blogspot.comView Full Size

2.bp.blogspot.comView Full Size

[image from i665.photobucket.com too old to be available]
 
2009-10-14 11:50:10 PM  
"pajamas TV"

That's all I saw and it's true. Women do indeed throw pajama parties where they throw themselves in front of windows. Then your ladder gives way and you fall.

That's really how college is. It's neat.
 
2009-10-14 11:51:46 PM  

MentalMoment: His likely successor is rumored to be Ali Akbar Hashemi Rafsanjani, the former president and behind-the-scenes powerbroker, not to mention once one of the world's richest men, according to Forbes. (hufpo)

Total BS or on mark?


There was some talk a few months ago of changing the law to allow passing of the position down to children like NK does, but I think this was wishful thinking.

Barring that, thinking that Rafsanjani would take the reigns would not be that much of a shock. I like Montazeri and he would be my choice if I had a dog in the hunt (dogs are unclean I know, but I wasn't aiming for a pun and am too lazy to go back and change it). Since it looks like Mousavi doesn't quite have the support to back him and Rafsanjani is very influential and still carries a lot of clout amongst the senior clerics, the possibilty that it will ultimately go to Rafsanjani after this plays out isn't a certainty, but does seem highly probable, all things considered.

My "dream candidate" to become the new Supreme leader would be former president Mohammed Khatami. I admire his levelheadedness and his perseverence in human rights issues. He also has quite a bit of respect and influence with the ayatollahs, but the "old school" see him as too weak in matters of Shar'ia law. He has tried to err on the side of mercy and compassion when enforcing the law, so he is not well-postioned to influence the senior clerics to back him. Even though they find him likable, they also find him weak.
 
2009-10-14 11:53:19 PM  

Apik0r0s: NobleHam: Apik0r0s: In 1960/61 the CIA trainers left and were replaced by a team of instructors from the Israeli Mossad. These in turn were replaced by SAVAK's own instructors in 1965. Chief CIA Iran analyst Jesse Leaf in an interview on 6th Jan. 1979 stated that the CIA teaches Nazi torture techniques to SAVAK.

SAVAK had the power to censor the media, screen applicants for government jobs, "and according to reliable Western source , use all means necessary, including torture, to hunt down dissidents."
SAVAK (new window)

You would be hard pressed to find anything done to Iranians by the Ayatollahs that is worse than what Israel and the CIA were doing. Which is why you saw nothing but kids (most of whom did not vote) protesting the latest election - those old enough to remember DO remember, and they'll take the Ayatollahs thank you very much.

I don't think anyone but the Shah's son is advocating a return to a Shah. We want to see real democracy in Iran. We want to see human rights protected.

Not that you care. I remember you from the election threads. You are just a troll.


I do too care, I'm just not going to swallow - hook, line and sinker - the narrative being pushed by the same forces that caused the revolution in the first place.

My children's nanny fled Iran after the Revolution. I paid to get two of her relatives out and get them Turkish passports after this latest election. They're here in the US now. And not because I called someone a troll on the internet.


So apparently SOMEONE didn't like the revolution if your nanny fled.
Snark aside, I am curious as to what concerns they had about the response to the last election. Did she tell you?

/Note that this is an honest question and should not be construed as an attack on your honesty.
 
2009-10-14 11:54:25 PM  

Apik0r0s: abb3w: Do you have ANY idea how hard it is to genetically engineer a virus to specifically kill ONE SPECIFIC human while ensuring that the secondary casualties will be less than the war that would otherwise result???


A virus that doesn't affect Chinese people has been a HUGE project in China for decades.


Wow. Do you mean the politically superior ethnic group in China now? Because if that crap was going on, I'd be pissed if I was one of the other ethnic groups in China.
 
2009-10-14 11:55:53 PM  
All that stress from rigging the polls finally got to him, eh?
 
2009-10-14 11:56:22 PM  
"With the gods"? That doesn't sound like a particularly Islamic sentiment. "There is no god but God" and all that.
 
2009-10-14 11:56:50 PM  

Tatsuma: Wait, I'm sorry, I believe I meant:

AHAHAHA YOU FARKING MONStER may all those who keep your regime propped up join you in your eventual death and may you all suffer in hell for eternity, in that special room kept for monsters just like you (and people who spoil TV shows or talk in movie theaters)


Shepherd Book approves.
 
2009-10-14 11:57:12 PM  
re: hot Persian women

welcome to the buckled olympics where persian women reign! indian women a close second.
 
2009-10-14 11:57:58 PM  
Just wanted to do my part to contribute a post in celebration. Congrats, Tats.
 
2009-10-14 11:58:42 PM  

Elvis Da King: Kevin72: I always looked at pictures of Saborjian/Ahmedinajad and couldn't fathom his anti-Israeli rhetoric, because to me he did always look Jewish. Yes, takes one to know one. Yes I know this is off topic kinda. Carry on.

You may be right (Pops)


Or not.
 
2009-10-14 11:59:26 PM  
Possibly NSFW (new window)

erotologyblog.comView Full Size

claudialynxfan.comView Full Size

mypetjawa.mu.nuView Full Size

43things.s3.amazonaws.comView Full Size
 
2009-10-15 12:00:32 AM  
I have enjoyed the snarky comments and bad puns from you farkers. Some of you will be going on bus to hell (you know who you are) and I'll be riding side-saddle with you since I laughed. I laughed a lot.

Great thread tonight, all. There were so many posts that I could THIS on, it was impossible to limit to only one or two.

Would it be breaking Fark ettiquete too much if I gave a generic THIS to cover 90% of these responses? If I can do that, then I wanna give a blanket THIS to everyone who posted. Thanks for the interesting and funny comments :)
 
2009-10-15 12:01:19 AM  

Eudeyrn: Elvis Da King: Kevin72: I always looked at pictures of Saborjian/Ahmedinajad and couldn't fathom his anti-Israeli rhetoric, because to me he did always look Jewish. Yes, takes one to know one. Yes I know this is off topic kinda. Carry on.

You may be right (Pops)

Or not.


Probably- I was just passing on one I read a few weeks ago on the Politics thread.

/Old school disinformation (WWII).
 
2009-10-15 12:02:21 AM  
anfrind :

Those women would eat Fark alive, in an instant.

Again, weird. WEIRD
 
2009-10-15 12:03:19 AM  

Gardenia: I have enjoyed the snarky comments and bad puns from you farkers. Some of you will be going on bus to hell (you know who you are) and I'll be riding side-saddle with you since I laughed. I laughed a lot.

Great thread tonight, all. There were so many posts that I could THIS on, it was impossible to limit to only one or two.

Would it be breaking Fark ettiquete too much if I gave a generic THIS to cover 90% of these responses? If I can do that, then I wanna give a blanket THIS to everyone who posted. Thanks for the interesting and funny comments :)


Thanks from the Bus Driver.
 
2009-10-15 12:03:56 AM  
drtft, can someone explain why the author used the plural "gods"?
 
2009-10-15 12:10:22 AM  

drinki bird: drtft, can someone explain why the author used the plural "gods"?


Because the "person who is in a position to know such things" told him. Guess I'll wait for a better sourced story. I seem to remember a Castro thread a while back that went equally rampant.
 
2009-10-15 12:11:25 AM  

Apik0r0s: abb3w: Do you have ANY idea how hard it is to genetically engineer a virus to specifically kill ONE SPECIFIC human while ensuring that the secondary casualties will be less than the war that would otherwise result???


A virus that doesn't affect Chinese people has been a HUGE project in China for decades.


And so far, hasn't produced one single strand of RNA as a useful biowarfare agent.
 
2009-10-15 12:13:08 AM  

drinki bird: drtft, can someone explain why the author used the plural "gods"?


At a guess?
They meant to say "It is in God's hands" and nobody knew HOW TO USE THE MOTHERF*CKING APOSTROPHE.

But that's just my guess.
 
2009-10-15 12:13:36 AM  
Right now it is almost 8AM in Tehran.

I'm waiting...

I'll be expecting the ayatolla to be doing backflips and one-handed pushups.
 
2009-10-15 12:13:54 AM  

drinki bird: drtft, can someone explain why the author used the plural "gods"?


Link
Kids now days!
 
2009-10-15 12:15:23 AM  
upload.wikimedia.orgView Full Size


"The report of my death was an exaggeration."
 
2009-10-15 12:15:45 AM  
Marge: Can we get rid of this Ayatollah T-shirt? Khomeini died years ago.
Homer: But, Marge! It works on any Ayatollah: Ayatollah Nakhbadeh, Ayatollah Zahedi...even as we speak, Ayatollah Razmada and his cadre of fanatics are consolidating their power.
Marge: I don't care who's consolidating their power.
 
2009-10-15 12:16:26 AM  

Occam's Nailfile: Weakly sourced article is weakly sourced.

Although this would make things interesting over there. I think I'm gonna go fill up my gas tank just in case, before the speculators read this report and drive prices up to $3.50 a gallon while the dude recovers from a mild common cold case of swine flu.


ftfy
 
2009-10-15 12:16:34 AM  

BuckTheInfernal: anfrind :

Those women would eat Fark alive, in an instant.

Again, weird. WEIRD


Would you find this kind of Persian a little less intimidating?
healthy-pets.co.ukView Full Size
 
2009-10-15 12:17:30 AM  
Do you seriously think that anyone believes that you have the means and contacts to get fake Turkish passports, get them delivered to two young Iranians in the middle of an attempted revolution when the country is basically shut down and where all communications are shutdown, that those two young men in the age group of dissidents were able to enter a closed government-run airport, avoid all scrutiny and interrogations, then airplane, and flee to safety, Apikoros you delusional nitwit?

Or that your children's nanny happened to be Persian?

Heck, that you have a nanny?
 
2009-10-15 12:20:26 AM  

Tatsuma: Do you seriously think that anyone believes that you have the means and contacts to get fake Turkish passports, get them delivered to two young Iranians in the middle of an attempted revolution when the country is basically shut down and where all communications are shutdown, that those two young men in the age group of dissidents were able to enter a closed government-run airport, avoid all scrutiny and interrogations, then airplane, and flee to safety, Apikoros you delusional nitwit?

Or that your children's nanny happened to be Persian?

Heck, that you have a nanny?


Shhhh! he's fantasizing.
 
2009-10-15 12:20:43 AM  
His official, but secret, status is: "in the hands of the gods".

This is a blatant attempt by the right-wing media to portray Islam as polytheistic. It isn't

The right also thinks that polytheism = satanism. It isn't either.

Whether or not this story is authentic is up for debate because it's obvious the author is biased.
 
2009-10-15 12:23:34 AM  

Tatsuma: Do you seriously think that anyone believes that you have the means and contacts to get fake Turkish passports, get them delivered to two young Iranians in the middle of an attempted revolution when the country is basically shut down and where all communications are shutdown, that those two young men in the age group of dissidents were able to enter a closed government-run airport, avoid all scrutiny and interrogations, then airplane, and flee to safety, Apikoros you delusional nitwit?

Or that your children's nanny happened to be Persian?

Heck, that you have a nanny?


forumspile.comView Full Size
 
2009-10-15 12:24:24 AM  
THIS JUST IN... AYATOLLAH KHAMENEI HAS BEEN EATEN BY WOLVES.
 
2009-10-15 12:24:33 AM  
So do they do the white smoke, black smoke thing when they replace this religous figurehead, or do they just send out an even or odd number of suicide bombers that lets us know? Maybe his replacement will be a little more moderate
 
2009-10-15 12:24:55 AM  

BuckTheInfernal: anfrind :

Those women would eat Fark alive, in an instant.

Again, weird. WEIRD


As long as i was on the menu i would be totally fine with that.
 
2009-10-15 12:25:37 AM  

Clam Sandwich: Right now it is almost 8AM in Tehran.

I'm waiting...

I'll be expecting the ayatolla to be doing backflips and one-handed pushups.


When in Iran: always be able to do the mushstash dance and one-handed pushups
 
2009-10-15 12:28:18 AM  

Tatsuma: AHAHAHA YOU FARKING MONStER may all those who keep your regime propped up join you in your eventual death and may you all suffer in hell for eternity, in that special room kept for monsters just like you (and people who spoil TV shows or talk in movie theaters)


Yeesh, talk about the pot calling the kettle black. Or in this case immoral.
/Iran-Israel thread wouldn't be the same without Tats
//Gotta get that Mossad paycheck
 
2009-10-15 12:28:50 AM  

anfrind: This thread is sorely lacking in pictures of hot Persian women. Let's see if we can do something about that...


Bless you sir.
 
2009-10-15 12:28:51 AM  

Jodeo: THIS JUST IN... AYATOLLAH KHAMENEI HAS BEEN EATEN BY WOLVES.


Was he delicious?
 
2009-10-15 12:29:42 AM  

geom_00: http://www.agi.it/world/news/200910142114-cro-ren0072-iran_blogs_stir​r​ing_ayato l lah_khamenei_is_in_coma

There is another link supporting the coma.


However, that link points back to the PajamasMedia story as the source.
 
2009-10-15 12:31:25 AM  

anfrind: Possibly NSFW (new window)


holy mary mother of god

more please
 
2009-10-15 12:33:05 AM  
No Iranian govt. response by releasing a photo of AK meeting with Kim Jong-Ill.

In all seriousness, it'll be interesting to see how this develops and what shade of gray replaces him. Wonder if the reformists will use this...assuming its true...as the signal to launch a new wave of demonstrations.

/good luck
 
2009-10-15 12:35:29 AM  

It's by Michael Ledeen.

 
2009-10-15 12:39:40 AM  

Apik0r0s: NobleHam: Apik0r0s:
I do too care, I'm just not going to swallow - hook, line and sinker - the narrative being pushed by the same forces that caused the revolution in the first place.

My children's nanny fled Iran after the Revolution. I paid to get two of her relatives out and get them Turkish passports after this latest election. They're here in the US now. And not because I called someone a troll on the internet.


farm3.static.flickr.comView Full Size
 
2009-10-15 12:39:55 AM  
img106.imageshack.usView Full Size

headshotsusa.comView Full Size

nylamagazine.comView Full Size

img144.imageshack.usView Full Size


NSFW (new window)
 
2009-10-15 12:40:02 AM  

Duke_leto_Atredes: anfrind: Possibly NSFW (new window)

holy mary mother of god

more please


can't do a GIS yourself?
 
2009-10-15 12:42:49 AM  
The next guy will be just as bad. Whatever.
 
2009-10-15 12:46:03 AM  

twidgetfitch: KHAMENEI REPORTEDLY DEAD!

Khamenei has died. The formal announcement is expected to be made tomorrow morning (Tehran time)


WAIT! I'm feeling better now! Let me have some tea. I'm just a bit peaked.
 
2009-10-15 12:48:14 AM  

Drizzit: can't do a GIS yourself?


His hands are busy.
 
2009-10-15 12:49:30 AM  

spamdog: It's by Michael Ledeen.


Here is his 2006 story where he also claims Khamenei is on his deathbed.

Here's another from 2007 where he also says Khamenei is dead.

This Iran-Contra thug is a farking froot-loop or Glenn Beck smart (remember he has an Iran book). Judging from Fark, I guess I'd go for the latter. That's pretty sad.
 
2009-10-15 12:51:42 AM  

Apik0r0s:

I do too care, I'm just not going to swallow - hook, line and sinker - the narrative being pushed by the same forces that caused the revolution in the first place.

My children's nanny fled Iran after the Revolution. I paid to get two of her relatives out and get them Turkish passports after this latest election. They're here in the US now. And not because I called someone a troll on the internet.


That was good of you (sincerely), but I'm not one of those idiots from the election threads talking about how we were making a difference or making badges to celebrate how awesome we are. I also don't think there's a narrative being pushed by the C.I.A. and Mossad. I'm praying for the Iranian people, but I don't think there's anything we can or should do right now to help them. Mainly, I'm just a political science student with a focus on the Middle East who's watching events unfold with interest.
 
2009-10-15 12:58:39 AM  
[image from img1.chakpak.com too old to be available]

2.bp.blogspot.comView Full Size

[image from photos-f.ak.fbcdn.net too old to be available]
[image from img309.imageshack.us too old to be available]
 
2009-10-15 01:05:05 AM  
tinypic.comView Full Size

bodazey.comView Full Size

thedirty.comView Full Size


Might be NSFW (new window)
 
2009-10-15 01:15:12 AM  

Apik0r0s: You would be hard pressed to find anything done to Iranians by the Ayatollahs that is worse than what Israel and the CIA were doing. Which is why you saw nothing but kids (most of whom did not vote) protesting the latest election - those old enough to remember DO remember, and they'll take the Ayatollahs thank you very much.


I think your conclusion is completely bogus. You have no idea what the secret police is doing to protesters. We won't really know for years. We know there have been shootings, violent rapes, tortue, etc. We just don't know the extent.
 
2009-10-15 01:15:55 AM  
Murphy, you can't blahblahblah the Ayatollah!

blahblah Bishop Desmond Tutu.
 
2009-10-15 01:17:01 AM  
George Noory on Coast to Coast said that this "rumor" "has been circulating around the world". And had a few minutes interview with his in-house Iranian expert to stress that it is just a rumor. Yet is it true that Khamenei has not been seen in public since October 7th?
 
2009-10-15 01:19:50 AM  
Drizzit:


lets get this out of the way now
/hot like... well... Persian women



she's Indian ya flippin dumbass
 
2009-10-15 01:26:30 AM  
anfrind:

I didn't know Emmy Rossum was Persian.

\still hot hot hot
 
2009-10-15 01:27:03 AM  
When people like him say Iranian they just mean "brown chicks with long noses".
 
2009-10-15 01:27:21 AM  

Grand Ayatollah Sayyid Ali Hoseyni Khamene'i:

WAIT! I'm feeling better now! Let me have some tea. I'm just a bit peaked.



Heh.
 
2009-10-15 01:44:43 AM  
in the hands of the gods

So... is this Khameini guy trying to cover all the bases while on his deathbed or what?
 
2009-10-15 01:49:25 AM  

Khamenei dead in Iran

Pajamas Media is reporting that Supreme Ayatollah Ali Khamenei, the spiritual leader of Iran (successor to the Ayatollah Khomeini), has died today, citing an exclusive Pajamas Media source.

UPDATE: According to sources cited in the Wikipedia article, Khamenei has been a strong supporter of Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad. In an e-mail I just received, StratFor reports that sources in Beirut, Lebanon are reporting that Ahmadinejad could be removed from office in 2007.


Oh FARK... I knew it was too good to be true.
 
2009-10-15 01:49:58 AM  

at80eighty: Drizzit:


lets get this out of the way now
/hot like... well... Persian women


she's Indian ya flippin dumbass


then it's mislabeled which is not my problem go complain to whoever runs the website i yanked it from
 
2009-10-15 01:51:23 AM  

Apik0r0s:
You would be hard pressed to find anything done to Iranians by the Ayatollahs that is worse than what Israel and the CIA were doing. Which is why you saw nothing but kids (most of whom did not vote) protesting the latest election - those old enough to remember DO remember, and they'll take the Ayatollahs thank you very much.


Two problems with this post:
1) There were many middle aged and older people protesting the latest election. I know. I was there. For all of it. In fact many had protested against the Shah and still revered Imam Khomeini, but felt compelled to take to the streets even with the explicit possibility of death.
2) What Khamenei, the Revolutionary Guard, and the Basijis are doing right now makes the SAVAK look like amateurs. Rape? Torture? Murder? Check, check, check. I mean at least the SAVAK never tried to justify their evil by cloaking it in religion.

What I'm trying to say is STFU and never speak on this topic again.

/I should write a book about my awesome Iranian summer vacation ... oh wait, I am.
 
2009-10-15 02:02:05 AM  

Drizzit: then it's mislabeled which is not my problem go complain to whoever runs the website i yanked it from


oh I'll bet you yanked it alright HURRHURR :p

seriously though Im just being a curmudgeon - actually there are a handful of chicks posted in the thread who are Indian & not Iranian. not that I'm complaining, they're all hot
 
2009-10-15 02:09:57 AM  

NemoD: Apik0r0s:
You would be hard pressed to find anything done to Iranians by the Ayatollahs that is worse than what Israel and the CIA were doing. Which is why you saw nothing but kids (most of whom did not vote) protesting the latest election - those old enough to remember DO remember, and they'll take the Ayatollahs thank you very much.

Two problems with this post:
1) There were many middle aged and older people protesting the latest election. I know. I was there. For all of it. In fact many had protested against the Shah and still revered Imam Khomeini, but felt compelled to take to the streets even with the explicit possibility of death.
2) What Khamenei, the Revolutionary Guard, and the Basijis are doing right now makes the SAVAK look like amateurs. Rape? Torture? Murder? Check, check, check. I mean at least the SAVAK never tried to justify their evil by cloaking it in religion.

What I'm trying to say is STFU and never speak on this topic again.

/I should write a book about my awesome Iranian summer vacation ... oh wait, I am.


SAVAK wouldn't have looked as Islam as a way to cloak their actions.They never tried to because the regime they were supporting was trying to look more modern by backing away from religion. The Shah wanted to resurrect the Persian Empire not some Islamic dynasty.

Also do you really think that what is going on now in regards to the oppression of Persians is worse than what SAVAK did? I'm not show sure about that.

I do agree with you on the first point though and would love to read your book when it comes out.

/wrote my honors thesis on the use of communication technology during the revolution when i was finishing up my ba a year and half ago
//jealous about your vacation... I've been wanting to go there for years
 
2009-10-15 02:13:10 AM  

at80eighty:

seriously though Im just being a curmudgeon - actually there are a handful of chicks posted in the thread who are Indian & not Iranian. not that I'm complaining, they're all hot


Yes. Yes they are.

/ethnic girls are where it's at!
 
2009-10-15 02:16:29 AM  
I don't care who's consolidating their power.
 
2009-10-15 02:19:36 AM  

xuanzhiyouxuan: The so-called WorldView 2 commercial Earth-imaging spacecraft launched Oct. 8 was obviously a cover for one the newer orbital lasers traditionally used to cause earthquakes but recently updated to include the ability to target individuals.


And make them have a heart attack?
I'm just sayin, the symptoms would be notably different. Mysterious charring, for example.
 
2009-10-15 02:29:58 AM  
</