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Sir Cumference the Flatulent		2009-10-14 06:51:44 AM

Wanted for questioning:
www.ifco.org

co-conspirator		2009-10-14 08:49:22 AM

What a Nutt!

And a tard.

The Angry Hand of God		2009-10-14 09:59:56 AM

The deer had to be euthanized and sent to the Division of Wildlife health lab in Fort Collins for examination.

I am no animal activist but this kinda shiat pisses me off. They should have just euthanized the woman for being retarded and let the deer go free.

tuna fingers		2009-10-14 10:00:26 AM

That deer bust a Nutt!

Good jerb!

I_C_Weener		2009-10-14 10:00:47 AM

Deer cannot be trusted.

ShamanGator		2009-10-14 10:03:22 AM

The deer had to be euthanized and sent to the Division of Wildlife health lab in Fort Collins for examination.

I am no animal activist but this kinda shiat pisses me off. They should have just euthanized the woman for being retarded and let the deer go free.

exactly, THANKS Angry Hand

Kazakhstan is greatest country in the world		2009-10-14 10:04:15 AM

GOOD, that freakin idiot

CygnusDarius		2009-10-14 10:04:42 AM

Give her a few bucks and she'll be fine.

Thisbymaster		2009-10-14 10:04:45 AM

buckler		2009-10-14 10:07:33 AM

Pugdaddyk		2009-10-14 10:08:45 AM

You're doing it wrong. Kiss the buck. Gain his trust then go for the petting. Haven't you ever been in the back seat of a car before?

Abattur		2009-10-14 10:08:56 AM

Why don't people understand that wild animals are DANGEROUS?

Madman drummers bummers		2009-10-14 10:10:10 AM

D'oe!

Pro Zack		2009-10-14 10:11:05 AM

poor deer.

mciann		2009-10-14 10:11:30 AM

And that concludes your lesson in what antlers are for.

Pro Zack		2009-10-14 10:12:44 AM

//scary

lukelightning		2009-10-14 10:15:37 AM

Moral of the story:

No matter how much you love nature, nature has no reason to love you back.

old_toole		2009-10-14 10:17:41 AM

Woman pays deerly for petting wildlife

Headline Fail

dearly

Oh wait I get now... silly me

Julieahni		2009-10-14 10:24:04 AM

A buck mule deer? Which one is it?

old_toole		2009-10-14 10:28:04 AM

Julieahni: A buck mule deer? Which one is it?

Girls.... Sheeeshh

stazz		2009-10-14 10:29:56 AM

The Mind Boggles		2009-10-14 10:33:33 AM

cabritosaurio		2009-10-14 10:35:26 AM

"I would happily blow 20 guys in an alley with bleedy dicks so I could get AIDS, and then fark a deer and kill it with my aids."

"I'm glad you're farking dead, you idiot. I hope your deer-wife finds you dead and dies of a brokenheart. I hope your farking deer-babies starve and freeze to death. You broke my mirror! You f@gg00t,c00nt,succesful and attractive african-american-deer"

/obscure?

andyofne		2009-10-14 10:48:08 AM

lukelightning: Moral of the story:

No matter how much you love nature, nature has no reason to love you back.

And why do these idiots insist on trying to make pets or 'friends' with wild animals?

rikdanger		2009-10-14 10:51:01 AM

That's why I'm an...

lh4.ggpht.com

Belltower		2009-10-14 10:51:56 AM

JohnCarter		2009-10-14 10:55:15 AM

You shoot it, then you pet it..and pose for pictures...and put it's head on your wall to remember the event

plywoodjungle		2009-10-14 10:56:34 AM

When food attacks.

/loves me some deer-bologna.

Mootwo		2009-10-14 10:57:58 AM

old_toole: Julieahni: A buck mule deer? Which one is it?

Girls.... Sheeeshh

Buck - male
Mule deer - Sometimes hyphenated as mule-deer. AKA huge angry deer-looking thing. Somewhere between a deer and a moose.

Buck Mule Deer
farm3.static.flickr.com

Buck Deer

This is also rooting season or close to it. She was "rooted".

/venison stew....yum!

crazytrpr		2009-10-14 11:01:35 AM

Molavian		2009-10-14 11:05:23 AM

The Angry Hand of God: I am no animal activist but this kinda shiat pisses me off. They should have just euthanized the woman for being retarded and let the deer go free.

I'm no animal activist, so I'm thinking about boobies.

Snarcoleptic_Hoosier		2009-10-14 11:07:25 AM

Yeah, try and give a woman a good petting and you'll be in trouble as well.

gentfx		2009-10-14 11:10:33 AM

Her last name was Nutt.

Fitting.

knumbersix		2009-10-14 11:14:54 AM

cabritosaurio: "I would happily blow 20 guys in an alley with bleedy dicks so I could get AIDS, and then fark a deer and kill it with my aids."

"I'm glad you're farking dead, you idiot. I hope your deer-wife finds you dead and dies of a brokenheart. I hope your farking deer-babies starve and freeze to death. You broke my mirror! You f@gg00t,c00nt,succesful and attractive african-american-deer"

/obscure?

cache.thephoenix.com

Obscure? No. Funny as Hell? YES!

dittybopper		2009-10-14 11:18:29 AM

Buck busts a Nutt?

trappedspirit		2009-10-14 11:18:30 AM

A guy tried that with bears once

syzygy whizz		2009-10-14 11:20:26 AM

I can sorta see why they'd euthanize the deer although I don't like it...
Usually the normal behavior for a wild critter on seeing a human is to get the hell away from there.

All bets are off though when:
A). the critter-in-question has been partially domesticated and taught that humans will feed it (as opposed to feeding off of it)
B). You've got a deer or elk in rut...all kinds of manly hormones going through their system and they have two modes: ATTACK IT/FARK IT...and sometimes the urges get kinda confused.
C). You've got a sick critter...animals in the early stages of rabies lose their fear of humans and may approach/attack or otherwise behave in a manner that isn't right.
Just because they're not foaming at the mouth doesn't mean they aren't rabid.

My guess is it was a combination of A and B.
Poor critter...

/ think deer should be allowed to grow up as wild animals, not pets
// venison = yummy

Devil's Playground		2009-10-14 11:21:52 AM

Mootwo:
This is also ~~rooting~~ rutting season or close to it. She was ~~"rooted"~~ rutted.

Fixed that for you.

pintowagonman		2009-10-14 11:25:30 AM

I love stories about Nutts getting stomped.

Baron-Harkonnen		2009-10-14 11:28:06 AM

Now I Is!		2009-10-14 11:28:26 AM

trappedspirit: A guy tried that with bears once

sixreelsofjoy.files.wordpress.com

A yup...

Pugdaddyk		2009-10-14 11:30:45 AM

Mootwo: This is also rooting season or close to it. She was "rooted".

thehoopdoctors.com

What a herd of 'rooting' Bucks may look like.

Mootwo		2009-10-14 11:33:11 AM

Devil's Playground: Mootwo:
This is also rooting rutting season or close to it. She was "rooted" rutted.

Fixed that for you.

Yeah, thanks. Been a few years for me since deer-ology has been in my vocabulary.

santadog		2009-10-14 11:36:09 AM

Woman got what she deserved. Hoofed animals up here are still in RUT SEASON! I see idiots all the time trying to get near the Elk, Deer around here, and wonder why they get attacked.

/Estes Park, Co.

mitEj		2009-10-14 11:36:48 AM

Here is a fun fact. During rut (now) male dear are violent psychopaths overloaded with testosterone madness.

If they cant fark you they will try to kill you so that you can't get in the way of them farking.

Does are still safe except for the fact that the Psyco Bucks were on their way there to fark them (and you) or kill you.

The Angry Hand of God		2009-10-14 11:51:21 AM

Baron-Harkonnen: The Angry Hand of God: The deer had to be euthanized and sent to the Division of Wildlife health lab in Fort Collins for examination.

I am no animal activist but this kinda shiat pisses me off. They should have just euthanized the woman for being retarded and let the deer go free.

People that get pissed off that animals get euthanized after attacking humans are just as retarded as the morons that try to domesticate wildlife.

You do realize that she provoked the animal, right? So what you are stating is that the animal should be put to death for acting like an animal? Keep eating paint chips you backwoods retard.

santadog		2009-10-14 11:54:41 AM

Link

Belltower		2009-10-14 11:55:46 AM

mitEj: Here is a fun fact. During rut (now) male dear are violent psychopaths overloaded with testosterone madness.

So she was just stuck in a rut.

HeadLever		2009-10-14 11:59:27 AM

The Angry Hand of God: The deer had to be euthanized and sent to the Division of Wildlife health lab in Fort Collins for examination.

I am no animal activist but this kinda shiat pisses me off. They should have just euthanized the woman for being retarded and let the deer go free.

Just think of that next time you try to domesticate a wild animal. These animals that are used to human presence are much more dangerous than true WILDlife. If the animal turns on you, it is the wildlife managers responsibility to have it destroyed so that this does not happen again. The moral of the story is that if you want to perserve wildlife, stay the hell away from it and quit trying to pretend that you are buddies.

Baron-Harkonnen		2009-10-14 12:07:29 PM

The Angry Hand of God: Baron-Harkonnen: The Angry Hand of God: The deer had to be euthanized and sent to the Division of Wildlife health lab in Fort Collins for examination.

I am no animal activist but this kinda shiat pisses me off. They should have just euthanized the woman for being retarded and let the deer go free.

People that get pissed off that animals get euthanized after attacking humans are just as retarded as the morons that try to domesticate wildlife.

You do realize that she provoked the animal, right? So what you are stating is that the animal should be put to death for acting like an animal? Keep eating paint chips you backwoods retard.

No, she did not provoke the animal. She acclimated it to human contact. If you don't understand the danger this poses to people living in the area, then you probably don't go outside much.

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