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(Nola.com)   If your child "arrived home smelling of pickles or jalapenos over the weekend", the police would like a word with him   (nola.com ) divider line
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2009-10-13 02:42:53 PM  
Just a thought, marijuana may be involved.
 
2009-10-13 04:44:42 PM  
Hey, you can't take those, they're nachos!
 
2009-10-13 04:45:32 PM  
That headline made a vague promise of a far more interesting article than what was delivered.
 
2009-10-13 04:45:59 PM  
The burglar sounds fat.
 
2009-10-13 04:46:15 PM  
So no Fruit Roll Ups were taken then?
 
2009-10-13 04:46:36 PM  
Is that the STREET VALUE of the candy? What if they sell the M&M's one by one?
 
2009-10-13 04:48:02 PM  
If your child "arrived home smelling of pickles or jalapenos over the weekend"...


"Thees ees a steekup."
c3.ac-images.myspacecdn.com
 
2009-10-13 04:52:17 PM  
Thanks to Axe I can smell my child rounding the street corner. Trust me, I would rejoice if he came home smelling like pickles and jalapenos.
 
2009-10-13 04:54:07 PM  

Do the needful: Thanks to Axe I can smell my child rounding the street corner. Trust me, I would rejoice if he came home smelling like pickles and jalapenos.


you know how I know your son is gay......
 
2009-10-13 04:56:36 PM  

Kate Gosselin's Pap Smear: Do the needful: Thanks to Axe I can smell my child rounding the street corner. Trust me, I would rejoice if he came home smelling like pickles and jalapenos.

you know how I know your son is gay......


I will pass that along.
 
2009-10-13 05:00:02 PM  
The burglars also took a nacho cheese machine and several boxes of chips and sunflower seeds,

Ok, which one of you Farkers did this???
 
2009-10-13 05:00:41 PM  

Do the needful: Thanks to Axe I can smell my child rounding the street corner. Trust me, I would rejoice if he came home smelling like pickles and jalapenos.


Comment of the Year candidate.

Does Febreze cancel out Axe?
 
2009-10-13 05:01:44 PM  
I live less *munch, munch, munch* than a mile from JS Park *chew, chew, chew* and I am getting a *nom nom nom* kick out of this...

/And a tummy ache from too many Snickers bars

//loves me some local news gone fark....

///it's not news, it's Slidell muthafarker

////shout out to the 985
 
2009-10-13 05:01:49 PM  
Unavailable for comment:

myspacecomedy.com
 
2009-10-13 05:02:02 PM  

Airfoilsguy: The burglars also took a nacho cheese machine and several boxes of chips and sunflower seeds,

Ok, which one of you Farkers did this???


Should I not have done that?
 
2009-10-13 05:02:03 PM  
Don't eat hot sauce before going down on your girlfriend.
/just sayin
 
2009-10-13 05:02:47 PM  
Children often smell of pickles or jalapenos.
 
2009-10-13 05:03:42 PM  

The Incredible Sexual Egg: Airfoilsguy: The burglars also took a nacho cheese machine and several boxes of chips and sunflower seeds,

Ok, which one of you Farkers did this???

Should I not have done that?


No, you should have called me first so I could have enjoyed the fun as well.
 
2009-10-13 05:04:36 PM  
Better than your daughter smelling of fish ...
 
2009-10-13 05:06:19 PM  

MemeSlave: Better than your daughter smelling of fish ...


Better than your daughter smelling like your sons axe....
 
2009-10-13 05:06:37 PM  

MemeSlave: Better than your daughter smelling of fish ...


How do you know when your daughter in on the period?

When your son tastes funny.
 
2009-10-13 05:07:50 PM  

Do the needful: Thanks to Axe I can smell my child rounding the street corner. Trust me, I would rejoice if he came home smelling like pickles and jalapenos.


The dry deodorant isn't nearly as bad, in select scents. I used it for a time (before I graduated to using unscented soap and deodorant, then using a nice cologne instead. BPAL ftw).

That said, the spray kind that high school kids bathe in? Yeah, with the flammable aerosol propellant smell?

Awful.
 
2009-10-13 05:09:44 PM  
I love how the culprit(s) stole the nacho cheese machine, thought better of it, and then ditched it. It's exactly the kind of dumbass thing that I'd buy at a yard sale and never get around to using.

www.apeaceofcake317.com
"Come on, you know you don't really need me."
 
2009-10-13 05:11:05 PM  

dreadprophet: That said, the spray kind that high school kids bathe in? Yeah, with the flammable aerosol propellant smell?

Awful.


It can knock a buzzard off a shiatwagon.
 
2009-10-13 05:19:49 PM  
dreadprophet: That said, the spray kind that high school kids bathe in? Yeah, with the flammable aerosol propellant smell?

Wonder how long the flammability lasts? Until they are outside? Hate to set the house on fire.
 
2009-10-13 05:20:46 PM  

gorgor: Don't eat hot sauce before going down on your girlfriend.
/just sayin


I second that...now for my tale of woe

I was living in College Park, MD (University of Maryland) with my girlfriend. We liked to drink, smoke grass, eat and fark (what college student - or anyone for that matter - does not).

One night, I had some Cluck-U Chicken delivered - Some Nuclear Wings. These are the kind of wings that you can feel the flesh in your mouth blistering and popping as you eat. We ate the food, drank some beer and smoked some grass. As happens, we got a little frisky after. To get warmed up, we dropped into 69 for some oral loving. 2 minutes later, she was crying and rubbing ice on her cootchie and I was laughing in pain as my Bishop was on fire.


Good Times...Good Times...

/last I heard she was on her third divorce - living as a cocktail ho in Vegas.
//dodged a bullet there
 
2009-10-13 05:24:40 PM  
Goodness, 1,000 dollars worth of 79 Cent Candy bars and 1.50 bags of sunflower seeds would be a hell of a lot of stuff to carry. No wonder they had to ditch the nacho cheese machine.
 
2009-10-13 05:25:28 PM  

numbone: Wonder how long the flammability lasts? Until they are outside? Hate to set the house on fire.


Yeah, well, I've heard that - mind you, not ever witnessed - the spray can be used to make a pretty effective flamethrower.

/kids in my high school were dumb
//kids at my college are dumb too
 
2009-10-13 05:26:37 PM  
images.chron.com

APPROVES
 
2009-10-13 05:26:57 PM  

Nelly Furtaco: I love how the culprit(s) stole the nacho cheese machine, thought better of it, and then ditched it. It's exactly the kind of dumbass thing that I'd buy at a yard sale and never get around to using.


"Come on, you know you don't really need me."


I would totally use the nacho cheese machine.
 
2009-10-13 05:28:07 PM  

gorgor: Don't eat hot sauce before going down on your girlfriend.
/just sayin


I don't suppose you could provide some graphical proof of this?
 
2009-10-13 05:28:49 PM  

Do the needful: dreadprophet: That said, the spray kind that high school kids bathe in? Yeah, with the flammable aerosol propellant smell?

Awful.

It can knock a buzzard off a shiatwagon.


And make a maggot gag.
 
2009-10-13 05:31:16 PM  
"gorgor: Don't eat hot sauce before going down on your girlfriend.
/just sayin"

Been dreading this as I have been on a kick lately with this stuff:

heavenlyheathotsauce.com
 
2009-10-13 05:32:49 PM  
If you told MIGuy the world was round he'd probably say "prove it".
 
2009-10-13 05:33:09 PM  
And pot isn't a gateway drug?
 
2009-10-13 05:33:25 PM  
i595.photobucket.com
 
2009-10-13 05:33:50 PM  

Do the needful: It can knock a buzzard off a shiatwagon.


img2.allposters.com
 
2009-10-13 05:36:01 PM  
www.goudasfoods.com

I'm drinking this straight from the bottle because we ran out of grocery money, getting a REAL kick, etc.

/oh and lakeport strong
//good thing they cancel out the taste of each other
 
2009-10-13 05:39:50 PM  

MemeSlave: Better than your daughter smelling of fish ...


i478.photobucket.com

/Just sayin
 
2009-10-13 05:43:44 PM  

llzd: If you told MIGuy the world was round he'd probably say "prove it".


Erm, wrong thread?

/Of course, you are 100% correct nonetheless.
 
2009-10-13 05:45:15 PM  

gorgor: Don't eat hot sauce before going down on your girlfriend.
/just sayin


Also wear plastic gloves if you are de-seeding and dicing fresh jalepenos by hand if you plan on fingerbanging your girlfriend that same night.
 
2009-10-13 05:50:18 PM  

heavymetal: gorgor: Don't eat hot sauce before going down on your girlfriend.
/just sayin

Also wear plastic gloves if you are de-seeding and dicing fresh jalepenos by hand if you plan on fingerbanging your girlfriend that same night.


A THOUSAND TIMES YES.

/been there, on both sides of the equation
 
2009-10-13 05:51:06 PM  

heavymetal: gorgor: Don't eat hot sauce before going down on your girlfriend.
/just sayin

Also wear plastic gloves if you are de-seeding and dicing fresh jalepenos by hand if you plan on fingerbanging your girlfriend that same night.


I cut up an entire package of habeneros once and about 2 hours later had to take a piss. Let me say that was the worst piss ever.
 
2009-10-13 05:55:48 PM  
Came for an old-school Peter Piper joke and is leaving sorely disappointed.
 
2009-10-13 05:57:45 PM  
Only $1000 theft BUT since it is in the park.. betting city money is involved so... "Police plan to check these items for fingerprints"

Personal property stolen at 3x that and SEE FINGERPRINTS in plain site on windows.. wouldn't even need to dust them, you could hold them at an angle to light and take a damned photo, and they won't do shiat.
 
2009-10-13 06:05:59 PM  
smelling of pickles or jalapenos over the weekend

I can imagine what smelling of pickles or jalapenos would smell like, but what does "over the weekend" smell like? Vomit and beer?
 
2009-10-13 06:08:54 PM  

The Angry Hand of God: heavymetal: gorgor: Don't eat hot sauce before going down on your girlfriend.
/just sayin

Also wear plastic gloves if you are de-seeding and dicing fresh jalepenos by hand if you plan on fingerbanging your girlfriend that same night.

I cut up an entire package of habeneros once and about 2 hours later had to take a piss. Let me say that was the worst piss ever.


Firecrotch?

topnews.in

/I'm sorry
 
2009-10-13 06:09:34 PM  
Hell, that could just about any of the inhabitants of a trailer park here in Mississippi.

/feeling particularly snarky today
//didn't RTFA
 
2009-10-13 06:13:22 PM  

Mrs. Chomsky: The Angry Hand of God: heavymetal: gorgor: Don't eat hot sauce before going down on your girlfriend.
/just sayin

Also wear plastic gloves if you are de-seeding and dicing fresh jalepenos by hand if you plan on fingerbanging your girlfriend that same night.

I cut up an entire package of habeneros once and about 2 hours later had to take a piss. Let me say that was the worst piss ever.

Firecrotch?

/I'm sorry


How could you be sorry after posting that picture? Or are you trying to trick me into touching my penis in the hope that I have once again been cutting habeneros?
 
2009-10-13 06:17:42 PM  
gorgor: Don't eat hot sauce before going down on your girlfriend.
/just sayin

heavymetal:Also wear plastic gloves if you are de-seeding and dicing fresh jalepenos by hand if you plan on fingerbanging your girlfriend that same night.


Well, sounds like a fun variation on the Bucking Bronco. Hands-off at first, start doing it doggie style, then reach around and finger her with your jalapeno-tainted hand and see how long you can hang on.
 
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