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(Iowa City Press-Citizen)   Man killed in drunken chess fight. Checkmate, biatch   (press-citizen.com) divider line 71
    More: Strange, David Christian, checkmate, Iowa City, county attorneys, stepmother, fights, men, Michael Alan Steward  
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phlegmmo [TotalFark]
2009-10-13 12:59:17 PM
pawned
 
Toy_Cop
2009-10-13 12:59:27 PM
If we can hit that bull's-eye,the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate!
 
MadTheologian
2009-10-13 12:59:38 PM
Did it happen in Bangkok?

/I get my kicks above the waistline, sunshine.
 
bunner
2009-10-13 01:00:26 PM
Guys?

It's a board game.
 
wild9
2009-10-13 01:01:17 PM
I wonder if you would call that a zugzwang
 
LoveRBS
2009-10-13 01:01:17 PM
www.sonymusic.co.jp

This is relevant to our interests.
 
Psumek
2009-10-13 01:01:46 PM
media.pegasusnews.com
 
busy chillin' [TotalFark]
2009-10-13 01:02:58 PM
Sounds like a rook(ie) mistake.

/stretch
 
deebee230
2009-10-13 01:03:04 PM
FTA: "Christian apparently killed Steward by putting Steward's neck between Christian's legs and squeezing until Steward died, according to police."

I think Christian needs to lay off the WWF.
 
JoeCowboy
2009-10-13 01:05:08 PM
FTFA: Christian sentenced to prison

Seems a bit harsh pointing his religion out like that when it had no bearing on anything

JC
 
Rann Xerox [TotalFark]
2009-10-13 01:06:05 PM
i78.photobucket.com

"You've lost. You just don't know it, biyotch!"


/Got nuthin'.
 
phlegmmo [TotalFark]
2009-10-13 01:06:14 PM
FTFA: Christian sentenced to prison

For flogging the bishop.
 
tortilla burger
2009-10-13 01:07:14 PM
deebee230: FTA: "Christian apparently killed Steward by putting Steward's neck between Christian's legs

I get the feeling there's going to be something a lot more unruly going on between Christian's legs than WWF moves.
 
KingKauff [TotalFark]
2009-10-13 01:08:47 PM
TO be fair, it was a tricky move
 
Oldiron_79
2009-10-13 01:09:06 PM
no chess boxing references?
 
DPSturm
2009-10-13 01:09:09 PM
ahh the ol fianchetto the guys neck between the bishops, he was prolly using the french defense, which explains his demise
 
Slesfo
2009-10-13 01:09:15 PM
approves:
Link (new window)
pops
 
what about bob
2009-10-13 01:13:59 PM
this shiats chess, it ain't checkers
 
carrion_luggage
2009-10-13 01:15:17 PM
Knife takes pawn.
 
Oldiron_79
2009-10-13 01:16:55 PM
carrion_luggage: Knife takes pawn.

kind of reminds me of a poker saying..... derringer beats a royal flush
 
Savage Belief
2009-10-13 01:17:10 PM
carrion_luggage: Knife takes pawn.

I see you've played knifey-Pawney before.
 
basehitter10
2009-10-13 01:18:29 PM
magazine.foxtv.it

Checkmate!

/obscure?
//hawt
 
Deacon Blue [TotalFark]
2009-10-13 01:20:25 PM
Is there a step-by-step online guide to photoshopping, designed to be readily apparent to the meanest understanding? Because I'm not only computer illiterate, I'm stupid as well.
 
Vash's Apprentice
2009-10-13 01:23:04 PM
And that, kids, is why you never challenge Jackie Chan to a game of chess.

/DRTFA
 
Deacon Blue [TotalFark]
2009-10-13 01:23:19 PM
Deacon Blue: Is there a step-by-step online guide to photoshopping, designed to be readily apparent to the meanest understanding? Because I'm not only computer illiterate, I'm stupid as well.

Oh hell, wrong thread. I guess this is where the 'stupid' part comes in. And while I'm threadjackingoff, what DID happen to H_is_for_Heretic? Not only was she a Memphis Farker, she also knew more about porn than anyone I've ever known.
 
LiquidTension
2009-10-13 01:27:49 PM
How about a friendly game of chess?

No I want to play Global Thermal Nuclear War
 
medius
2009-10-13 01:28:28 PM
LoveRBS: This is relevant to our interests.

came for the tang
 
Grandemadaca
2009-10-13 01:32:00 PM
That Geri is one mean mo'fo'

thechessworld.com
 
Psumek
2009-10-13 01:33:41 PM
Deacon Blue: Deacon Blue: Is there a step-by-step online guide to photoshopping, designed to be readily apparent to the meanest understanding? Because I'm not only computer illiterate, I'm stupid as well.

Oh hell, wrong thread. I guess this is where the 'stupid' part comes in. And while I'm threadjackingoff, what DID happen to H_is_for_Heretic? Not only was she a Memphis Farker, she also knew more about porn than anyone I've ever known.

No idea. She was always lurking in the showbiz links. haven't seen her in a while.

/miss that crazy farkette
//her pics were up there with gorgor
 
Drakonas
2009-10-13 01:45:55 PM
Christian apparently killed Steward by putting Steward's neck between Christian's legs and squeezing until Steward died,

ui25.gamespot.com

Approves
 
Mr. Murder [TotalFark]
2009-10-13 01:46:22 PM
Christian probably freaked out when he castled, thinking it was an illegal move.
 
medius
2009-10-13 01:48:44 PM
Drakonas: Christian apparently killed Steward by putting Steward's neck between Christian's legs and squeezing until Steward died,

Approves

i52.photobucket.com

also approves
 
ekdikeo4 [TotalFark]
2009-10-13 01:48:59 PM
bunner: Guys?

It's a board game.

Apparently you are unfamiliar with CHESSBOXING! Which, imo, also needs a drinking component added to it.
 
NightOwl2255 [TotalFark]
2009-10-13 01:49:07 PM
Mr. Murder: Christian probably freaked out when he castled, thinking it was an illegal move.

Naw, it was the pass pawn that sent him over the edge.
 
Drakonas
2009-10-13 01:52:40 PM
hollywoodjesus.com

Hollywood already has the movie rights........
 
MysticSavage
2009-10-13 01:52:44 PM
deebee230: FTA: "Christian apparently killed Steward by putting Steward's neck between Christian's legs and squeezing until Steward died, according to police."

I think Christian needs to lay off the WWF.

No one ever expects the flying head scissors.
 
ekdikeo4 [TotalFark]
2009-10-13 01:52:54 PM
NightOwl2255: Mr. Murder: Christian probably freaked out when he castled, thinking it was an illegal move.

Naw, it was the pass pawn that sent him over the edge.

En Passant? my brother and I used to play a lot of chess, online, against computers, against anyone we could rope into a game .. We only saw that move ever used once.
 
medius
2009-10-13 01:53:21 PM
2.bp.blogspot.com

tangent
 
medius
2009-10-13 01:54:10 PM
www.coolrom.com

now add a liberal heap of this and...
 
medius
2009-10-13 01:54:45 PM
i really need photoshop at work
 
Drakonas
2009-10-13 01:58:16 PM
www.theage.com.au

Oldiron_79: no chess boxing references?

Here you go!
 
dean_shan
2009-10-13 02:00:49 PM
3.bp.blogspot.com

Wanted for questioning.
 
Tenor Reaper [TotalFark]
2009-10-13 02:14:12 PM
I seriously mixed up this headline with the one below it so I thought it said: "Steve Jobs killed in chess match by Oprah. Checkmate, biatch."

Weird image dudes.
 
kagemaru026
2009-10-13 02:22:46 PM
I bet it was because he castled.
 
bunner
2009-10-13 02:30:22 PM
ekdikeo4: bunner: Guys?

It's a board game.

Apparently you are unfamiliar with CHESSBOXING! Which, imo, also needs a drinking component added to it.

*calls Verizon and adds ESPN*
 
MCStymie
2009-10-13 02:36:10 PM
Never drink and play chess. Also, avoid playing chess against kids. They're either little geniuses, or else they have a 120dB tantrum when they lose.
 
zuce
2009-10-13 02:37:59 PM
Christian apparently killed Steward by putting Steward's neck between Christian's legs and squeezing until Steward died

img80.exs.cx
Amateur...
 
Petey4335
2009-10-13 02:38:30 PM
Gilbert unavailable for comment?
 
DarknessTigerpaw
2009-10-13 02:43:14 PM
Didn't anyone read TFA?

www.irreligion.org
 
Lizard
2009-10-13 02:44:07 PM
www.shaolinchamber36.com
 
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