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(via Men's Health)   Real live gladiator school - learn how to take out Russel Crowe   (gsr-roma.com) divider line 32
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2003-03-15 10:40:48 PM
Easy, just shank him.
 
2003-03-15 10:40:55 PM
just ignore him. thats what i do.
 
2003-03-15 10:41:06 PM
Say BOO!
 
2003-03-15 10:42:41 PM
Daredeviltravis: Ha! I beat you to boobies on this one!
 
2003-03-15 10:43:20 PM
Do they have those huge wire cage balls that you get to run around in?
 
2003-03-15 10:43:26 PM
good one guy....

/sarcasm
 
2003-03-15 10:46:31 PM
Aren't they supposed to speak Latin? Looks like Italian to me.
 
2003-03-15 10:47:15 PM
Yeah, what kind of stupid ass gibberish loser language is that?
 
2003-03-15 10:47:43 PM
At an indy wrestling show a while back, they had a "Gladitorial Demonstration". Basically, two guys in helmets and chestplates poking each other with plastic swords and tridents.

The rednecks turned on that in a big hurry.
 
2003-03-15 10:48:29 PM
: A hot movie actor like Russel Crowe!
: He likes to act but he loves one thing more:
: Fighting around the world!
: He fights his directors and he fights his fans!
: It's a problem no one understands...

/obvious
 
2003-03-15 10:50:42 PM
French gladiator school has only one lesson.

 
2003-03-15 10:53:33 PM
GIS for 'gladiator'
 
2003-03-15 10:54:03 PM
 
2003-03-15 11:06:40 PM
 
2003-03-15 11:09:48 PM
Instructions to take out Russel Crowe:

a)take out your baseball bat
b)hit Russel Crowe in head while he's sucking your dick.
 
2003-03-15 11:16:21 PM
Did anyone one else read that headline as, "Real live alligator school - learn how to take out Russel Crowe"?

I couldn't make sense of it until I looked at it again later...
 
2003-03-15 11:19:08 PM
Are you not entertained?!?
 
2003-03-15 11:38:12 PM
Boobies that you see in life....echo in eternity!!

Maximoose! Maximoose! Maximoose!
 
2003-03-15 11:52:43 PM
The pictures on this page would make for some good photoshop material. Aureus, the middle-aged. Ferox, the snarly. Fear them!
 
2003-03-16 12:08:39 AM
looks like they don't teach much else... anyone actually try and read the website? the english is terrible.
 
2003-03-16 12:15:59 AM
Holy Middle Age Crisis Batman!
 
2003-03-16 12:19:58 AM
Russel Crowe gets beaten up on a regular basis by men, women and small furry woodland creatures. You don't need training, weapons or coordination to kick his ass. You just need motive and opportunity.
 
2003-03-16 12:24:23 AM
Lesson 1: How to don your toga.
Lesson 2: How to get your punk ass skewered by people who have studied a real martial art.
 
2003-03-16 12:40:22 AM
DrLearned
Instructions to take out Russel Crowe:

a)take out your baseball bat
b)hit Russel Crowe in head while he's sucking your dick.


Don't you remember The Shawshank Redemption when he talks about the jaw snapping shut? Your strategy sounds painful to both people.
 
2003-03-16 12:45:33 AM
tres homo erotic!
/french accent
 
2003-03-16 03:23:59 AM
Real live gladiator school - learn how to take out Russel Crowe

You don't need any of that to take out Russel Crowe; last time he started a bar fight some chick had to save his ass.
 
2003-03-16 05:13:52 AM
they are forming roving bands of thugs to battle LARPers.
 
2003-03-16 12:24:22 PM
I've gotta admit: the school looked cool
 
2003-03-16 03:11:12 PM
don't you just need to be a chick in a bar with a wicked left hook to take out Russell Crowe?
 
2003-03-16 04:31:55 PM
BlueMeanie

Don't you remember The Shawshank Redemption when he talks about the jaw snapping shut? Your strategy sounds painful to both people.

I knew there was a flaw in my plan... Plus I don't like guys on my jock, either. I guess I'll have to break out the old fashioned right hook.
 
2003-03-28 10:18:17 PM
 
2003-03-28 10:20:28 PM
 
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