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Psumek		2009-10-13 11:24:17 AM

{Insert pic of chesty girl in poodle costume here}

zootsuit		2009-10-13 11:25:05 AM

Wow. That's even more disturbing than the "sexy Freddy Krueger" costume.

Foaming		2009-10-13 11:25:36 AM

...and ~~frog~~ dog!

Billy Ligue		2009-10-13 11:25:54 AM

/that is all

MDGeist		2009-10-13 11:26:01 AM

People really need to stop dressing up their dogs. They are notg your children. They are just animals that would eat you given the opportunity.

The Angry Hand of God		2009-10-13 11:27:23 AM

reddc		2009-10-13 11:27:29 AM

I'll be in my lab

KatjaMouse		2009-10-13 11:27:57 AM

CygnusDarius		2009-10-13 11:28:03 AM

No, she wants to tear open the cat that keeps showing up in my back yard.

Farkin'round		2009-10-13 11:28:51 AM

Poppyale		2009-10-13 11:28:54 AM

reddc: I'll be in my lab

I lol'd.

Sticky Hands		2009-10-13 11:29:21 AM

MDGeist: People really need to stop dressing up their dogs. They are notg your children. They are just animals that would eat you given the opportunity.

So they are just like children, but they have more hair?

old_toole		2009-10-13 11:29:50 AM

Poppyale: reddc: I'll be in my lab

I lol'd.

I threw up a little

Farkin'round		2009-10-13 11:30:24 AM

WienerButt		2009-10-13 11:30:51 AM

reddc: I'll be in my lab

*golf clap*

Franklin Delano Bluth		2009-10-13 11:33:04 AM

reddc: I'll be in my lab

win

KatjaMouse		2009-10-13 11:33:34 AM

I don't care what all y'all think I still like this image though.

img.thesun.co.uk

/sexy in a different kind of way
//that and I like to represent the Wire Hair Fox Terriers

AbbeySomeone		2009-10-13 11:33:55 AM

Sticky Hands: MDGeist: People really need to stop dressing up their dogs. They are notg your children. They are just animals that would eat you given the opportunity.

So they are just like children, but they have more hair?

MrS's mother died and left us a poodle, who is notg my child, but I'm dressing her for Halloween anyhow. Not sure on the costume choice yet.

Olmy's Jart		2009-10-13 11:34:22 AM

I tried to find a nice GIS of a girl dressed as a dog (btw, don't search for "girl dog sexy" in the same query)... but failed.

However, I found this which I thought was fantastic.

KatjaMouse		2009-10-13 11:34:32 AM

Farkin'round

I put that up there with the little girls in the beauty pageants.

Sticky Hands		2009-10-13 11:34:33 AM

old_toole: Poppyale: reddc: I'll be in my lab

I lol'd.

I threw up a little

You gonna eat that?

reddc		2009-10-13 11:35:09 AM

Franklin Delano Bluth: reddc: I'll be in my lab

win

Thanks for all the applause, but I stole it. I saw in in a thread a while back and have been dying for the chance to use it

KatjaMouse		2009-10-13 11:35:23 AM

Olmy's Jart: I tried to find a nice GIS of a girl dressed as a dog (btw, don't search for "girl dog sexy" in the same query)... but failed.

However, I found this which I thought was fantastic.

Now THAT is a costume!

Sticky Hands		2009-10-13 11:35:39 AM

AbbeySomeone: Sticky Hands: MDGeist: People really need to stop dressing up their dogs. They are notg your children. They are just animals that would eat you given the opportunity.

So they are just like children, but they have more hair?

MrS's mother died and left us a poodle, who is notg my child, but I'm dressing her for Halloween anyhow. Not sure on the costume choice yet.

Dress her like a motorcycle cop.

That would be bad-ass.

Farking_Epic		2009-10-13 11:35:46 AM

i cant wait to read the florida headline on Nov 1. "Aggressive pit bull charges trick-or-treaters while dressed as a whore on Halloween"

Corvus		2009-10-13 11:36:00 AM

Tigggy		2009-10-13 11:37:02 AM

I mean honestly.

Shakespeare's Monkey		2009-10-13 11:37:05 AM

FTFA: Just when we'd grudgingly resigned ourselves to Halloween's transformation into International Dress Like a Fetish Porn Star Day, ...

Grudgingly resigned, is that the same as really look forward to?
What a Fetish Porn Star might look like. PNSFW

AngryJailhouseFistfark		2009-10-13 11:39:06 AM

MDGeist: People really need to stop dressing up their dogs. They are notg your children. They are just animals that would eat you given the opportunity.

No, they're like children, a delightful, diminutive reflection of your Very Special Self who conveniently die of old age before incurring any college expenses. Also better than children because you can "put them down" if they become too expensive or otherwise an impediment to your lifestyle.

wee beastie		2009-10-13 11:41:34 AM

my wife kicked around the idea of 6 pasties hanging down and hot pink nail polish.

AngryJailhouseFistfark		2009-10-13 11:41:56 AM

Shakespeare's Monkey: FTFA: Just when we'd grudgingly resigned ourselves to Halloween's transformation into International Dress Like a Fetish Porn Star Day, ...

Grudgingly resigned, is that the same as really look forward to?
What a Fetish Porn Star might look like. PNSFW

I've devoted much of my life to the study of Fetish Porn Stars and that, sir, looks nothing like one.

cowgirl toffee		2009-10-13 11:42:38 AM

Nothing is sexier than cars.

webpages.charter.net

Britney Spear's Speculum		2009-10-13 11:44:43 AM

Would you hit this?

wee beastie		2009-10-13 11:45:56 AM

KatjaMouse: I don't care what all y'all think I still like this image though.

/sexy in a different kind of way
//that and I like to represent the Wire Hair Fox Terriers

this is the best

www.funnyphotos.net.au

Barnstormer		2009-10-13 11:45:58 AM

I think it's absolutely horrid to dress up dogs for any reason but the purely functional sweater on an icy cold day.

As for human costumes... I really think that Zombie Farrah Fawcett is going to be this year's best bet.

"You know, since I've passed over, I see Charlie all the time but I can't hear him!"

KatjaMouse		2009-10-13 11:46:10 AM

cowgirl toffee: Nothing is sexier than cars.

That's wrong and you should feel bad.

img374.imageshack.us

AbbeySomeone		2009-10-13 11:53:40 AM

AngryJailhouseFistfark: MDGeist: People really need to stop dressing up their dogs. They are notg your children. They are just animals that would eat you given the opportunity.

No, they're like children, a delightful, diminutive reflection of your Very Special Self who conveniently die of old age before incurring any college expenses. Also better than children because you can "put them down" if they become too expensive or otherwise an impediment to your lifestyle.

This filled me with hope and joy. Thank you sir.

DjangoStonereaver		2009-10-13 11:59:53 AM

"kill me"

/pic stolen from Farkin'round
//Such a cute and yet forlorn face!

The Incredible Sexual Egg		2009-10-13 12:01:12 PM

Britney Spear's Speculum: Would you hit this?

With a news paper

/you've been a bad girl

Pandora's Handbag		2009-10-13 12:03:29 PM

MDGeist: People really need to stop dressing up their dogs. They are notg your children. They are just animals that would eat you given the opportunity.

you sound like an old lady with a big jar of peanut butter

badaboom		2009-10-13 12:04:59 PM

you sound like an old lady with a big jar of peanut butter

and no milk...

Sticky Hands		2009-10-13 12:07:31 PM

ok, so I'm staring to find this thread a wee bit disturbing.

//that doesn't mean I'm going anywhere...

jomyke		2009-10-13 12:10:39 PM

Why is it that we must persist in using 'biatch'

The proper spelling of the word is properly applied here

/and should be

/Carlin FTW on this subject.
//on most subjects really
///whatever

Farkin'round		2009-10-13 12:13:10 PM

Farkin'round		2009-10-13 12:16:15 PM

DjangoStonereaver: "kill me"

/pic stolen from Farkin'round
//Such a cute and yet forlorn face!

Or more like: I'm gonna kill you for this!

craxyd		2009-10-13 12:17:58 PM

realbigfun		2009-10-13 12:22:51 PM

Question: Why did the Native Americans have so many dogs in their camps?

Answer: It's the only meal that will follow you around.

mitEj		2009-10-13 12:25:53 PM

wee beastie: KatjaMouse: I don't care what all y'all think I still like this image though.

/sexy in a different kind of way
//that and I like to represent the Wire Hair Fox Terriers

this is the best

That is pure genius.

sircappymorgan		2009-10-13 12:26:28 PM

Latinwolf		2009-10-13 12:28:06 PM

AbbeySomeone: Sticky Hands: MDGeist: People really need to stop dressing up their dogs. They are notg your children. They are just animals that would eat you given the opportunity.

So they are just like children, but they have more hair?

MrS's mother died and left us a poodle, who is notg my child, but I'm dressing her for Halloween anyhow. Not sure on the costume choice yet.

There a Doggy Halloween Parade thing in Tompkins Square Park (new window) every year, on the Saturday before Halloween, so I guess this year it'll be on October 24th.

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