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(Yahoo)   When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie that's a moran   (uk.news.yahoo.com) divider line 79
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2009-10-13 01:25:14 AM
I lol'd.

/+1
 
2009-10-13 01:46:59 AM
So...the trains weren't running on time, is that what you're telling me?
 
2009-10-13 01:50:45 AM
spressivo.com
 
2009-10-13 02:53:42 AM
Dumbass forced from train
seeks revenge, butt gets what he deserves
in the end

/Thank you
//I'll be here all week
///Try the veal
 
2009-10-13 06:31:44 AM
sbrandt37: Dumbass forced from train
seeks revenge, butt gets what he deserves
in the end

/Thank you
//I'll be here all week
///Try the veal


"deserves" needs to be on the last line for that haiku to work.
 
2009-10-13 07:52:43 AM
carriage door and ended up being dragged half naked along the platform, out of the station and onto the tracks.

going right past the altar, heading down the ramp and out the door!
 
2009-10-13 07:54:18 AM
I should not have lol'd as loud as I did.
 
2009-10-13 07:54:44 AM
What an arse.
 
2009-10-13 08:00:18 AM
icanhazstapler: I lol'd.

/+1


+1 from me too.

WienerButt: I should not have lol'd as loud as I did.

Nor I
 
2009-10-13 08:00:39 AM
It is spelled moron.

//sorry, see it on fark all the time.
 
2009-10-13 08:01:28 AM
Missed getting killed by the seat of his pants...
 
2009-10-13 08:02:30 AM
Butt, he sure was a cheeky lad for trying that stunt...
 
2009-10-13 08:03:40 AM
Yeah... he survived and all... But, I bet you they didn't wash the window afterward and someone had to sit next for the whole train ride with a chocolate starfish drawing staring them in the face.
 
2009-10-13 08:03:57 AM
There is a god.

I bet this motherfarker puts his feet up on the seats also.

/and plays his 'personal' stereo too loud
 
2009-10-13 08:04:08 AM
On the bright side, the guy rode another 200m for free.
 
2009-10-13 08:05:39 AM
AND he's studying to become a journalist? Oh this is just perfect. Remember the guy's name and bring this incident to him if he ever starts writing articles like most journalists do nowadays - subpar.
 
2009-10-13 08:08:54 AM
A New Zealander man, with a year around tan, he's Maori

/ loves me some Spider Robinson
 
2009-10-13 08:09:25 AM
gomundo: It is spelled moron.

//sorry, see it on fark all the time.


z.about.com
moran
 
2009-10-13 08:09:53 AM
gomundo: It is spelled moron.

//sorry, see it on fark all the time.


You shall be flogged by the rest of fark for being a moran
 
2009-10-13 08:10:03 AM
Exhibit A, FTA: "...and may face sizeable a compensation claim..."

img213.imageshack.us
 
2009-10-13 08:11:03 AM
When you're swimming in the sea,
and an eel bites your knee,
that's a moray!
 
2009-10-13 08:12:15 AM
gomundo: It is spelled moron.

//sorry, see it on fark all the time.


gee, you might think there's a reason for that.

your a idiot.
 
2009-10-13 08:12:51 AM
Real BUMmer, man
 
2009-10-13 08:12:58 AM
gomundo: It is spelled moron.

//sorry, see it on fark all the time.


It's spelled Fark

Get with the program.
 
2009-10-13 08:14:00 AM
gomundo: It is spelled moron.

//sorry, see it on fark all the time.


lol your retarted!
 
2009-10-13 08:14:24 AM
Moon train responsibly...

www.moonbattery.com
 
2009-10-13 08:18:10 AM
True story: I was sitting in a computer-room writing a summary on Conceptual Metaphor Theory. I decided to browse fark (which I do everyday most of the day) and as I read this headline, I chuckled. I read TFA, had a few more guffaws, and I went down to buy a cup of coffee. As I'm standing in the line to pay for my cup, I started thinking about the headline's relation to TFA: I couldn't remember TFA mentioning anything related to Italy or Italians. Therefore, I didn't completely understand the headline. Suddenly, it hit me. I started laughing silently, yet maniacally, from the inside so hard that I started shaking. This lead to me erupting a fart that sounded like "a cross between the sound of someone ripping a very wet bed sheet in half and of plywood being torn off a wall."

Long story short, I need a new coffee place.

/cool story,bro
 
2009-10-13 08:19:15 AM
farm1.static.flickr.com

So, is Germany the Florida of Europe?
 
2009-10-13 08:23:19 AM
I have sooooo been waiting for a chance to post this since I snapped it:

img387.imageshack.us
 
2009-10-13 08:24:23 AM
upload.wikimedia.orgthebobofiles.com
 
2009-10-13 08:24:49 AM
gomundo: It is spelled moron.

//sorry, see it on fark all the time.


Oh. Oh, dude. Duuuuuude. And you've been here since 2002, too!


/duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude.
 
2009-10-13 08:26:39 AM
Moran is in fact an Irish surname.
 
2009-10-13 08:28:45 AM
Oh thanks, now I had to waste 10 minutes trying to explain to my boyfriend about the greatness of "moran".

\didn't work
\\different generation
\\\of MORANS
 
2009-10-13 08:31:02 AM
thespindrifter: I have sooooo been waiting for a chance to post this since I snapped it:

Was that made by an Israeli? Because Moran is an actual name here...
 
2009-10-13 08:33:41 AM
Headline funny.

cabritosaurio: True story: I was sitting in a computer-room writing a summary on Conceptual Metaphor Theory. I decided to browse fark (which I do everyday most of the day) and as I read this headline, I chuckled. I read TFA, had a few more guffaws, and I went down to buy a cup of coffee. As I'm standing in the line to pay for my cup, I started thinking about the headline's relation to TFA: I couldn't remember TFA mentioning anything related to Italy or Italians. Therefore, I didn't completely understand the headline. Suddenly, it hit me. I started laughing silently, yet maniacally, from the inside so hard that I started shaking. This lead to me erupting a fart that sounded like "a cross between the sound of someone ripping a very wet bed sheet in half and of plywood being torn off a wall."

Long story short, I need a new coffee place.

/cool story,bro


This, much funnier!
 
2009-10-13 08:38:21 AM
There once was a mooner from Bremen,
Whose IQ was under eleven.
   His action was crass,
   He still has his ass,
Good thing that he didn't try flashin'.
 
2009-10-13 08:38:33 AM
Let's just get this out of the way now:

oil... anus... etc.
 
2009-10-13 08:39:13 AM
LOL

Thats a +1
 
2009-10-13 08:43:17 AM
gomundo: It is spelled moron.

//sorry, see it on fark all the time.


What gomundo might look like:

t1.gstatic.com

/sometimes a name is just perfect
 
2009-10-13 08:45:12 AM
Bonus points taken away because the idiot hadn't got himself caught on a bullet train.
 
Biv
2009-10-13 08:45:51 AM
Alleyoop: Moon train responsibly...
www.moonbattery.com


The one in the front. Bathe, chamber, etc.
 
2009-10-13 08:50:08 AM
www.independent.co.uk
What a Moran might look like.
 
2009-10-13 08:52:45 AM
Nice job submitter...that made my morning. You win +1 intenets.
 
2009-10-13 08:58:01 AM
mikeymay972: Was that made by an Israeli? Because Moran is an actual name here...

No. Actually, Moran is a common name most places I have lived (and by common, I mean "it turns up"). Saw this cute sign in an upscale antiques shop near Medina, NY, and it originally said "MorGans Toy Box" but I re-arranged it for just such an occasion :)
 
2009-10-13 09:00:06 AM
gomundo: It is spelled moron.

//sorry, see it on fark all the time.

gee, you might think there's a reason for that.

your a idiot.


Shouldn't that be "an idiot"?
 
2009-10-13 09:02:10 AM
gomundo: It is spelled moron.

//sorry, see it on fark all the time.


It's a MEME. protester spelled it wrong on sign, showing HE was the moron.
 
2009-10-13 09:07:32 AM
numbone: gomundo: It is spelled moron.

//sorry, see it on fark all the time.

gee, you might think there's a reason for that.

your a idiot.


Shouldn't that be "an idiot"?




And it should be you're.
/just sayin
//moraaaaaan make a me smile.
 
2009-10-13 09:16:38 AM
gomundo: It is spelled moron moran.

//sorry, see it on fark all the time.


Sorry, pet peeve.

/C'mon, people...
//I mean, really...
 
2009-10-13 09:17:03 AM
Idjimit
 
2009-10-13 09:17:51 AM
gomundo: It is spelled moron.

//sorry, see it on fark all the time.


You, sir, are a moran and a looser
 
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