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2003-03-14 11:35:03 PM
Well....it sure beats antlers.
 
2003-03-14 11:39:40 PM
Oh yeah -- it goes without saying, the above link is not safe for work
 
2003-03-15 12:00:46 AM
i only get a redirect, not the link as advertised...
 
2003-03-15 02:49:13 AM
Argh....definitely argh....


 
2003-03-15 04:21:53 AM
Argh, matey. Much much better, Chakalakasp.
 
2003-03-15 04:39:21 AM
Just a friendly warning Chakala's link is chock-full of spyware.
 
2003-03-15 05:22:21 AM
Geek porn? I don't see the appeal of pointy ears but hey at least it's something different :)
 
2003-03-15 05:26:20 AM
argh....am I alone when I say "Anorexic Sex" sounds wrong on so many levels?
 
2003-03-15 05:27:23 AM
new meaning for "boning"..
 
2003-03-15 05:30:39 AM
Actually, it WAS christmas for me today. Due to family illness, we had to reschedule christmas dinner for tonight. Good for me, and thanks for the elves!!
 
2003-03-15 05:30:46 AM
AFM, what about the link to Cuckold Man?

Cuckold Man saves the day again....while his wife screws the neighbor.
 
2003-03-15 05:31:01 AM
Take THAT Legolas!
 
2003-03-15 05:31:39 AM
Is it just me or are Fark fetishes just plain weird? I love when things make a return to the spirit of the 'old' days on fark, where things were weird rather than morbid. I say go the elf chicks! But it's not like I'd be hittin' it.
 
2003-03-15 05:33:20 AM
Whoopsies...


Error 404
Possible Reasons: Webmaster Error - Violation of our Terms and Conditions - Copyright Infringements- Spam Complaints


Wow that was quick, and I didn't even get to see any elf chicks. Probably a good thing, considering the names of the links they had there...ugh
 
2003-03-15 05:36:01 AM
*I just filled the cup*
 
2003-03-15 05:37:23 AM
Chakalakasp

Those pics get posted on Total fark like once a week.. there is a reason why.....
 
2003-03-15 05:42:06 AM
Argh matey! I took the third wench to the left and straight on till mourning!
 
2003-03-15 05:51:41 AM
Argggh...the ole peg leg, she's gotten rigid. Avast, mateys!
 
2003-03-15 06:01:18 AM
arrrghh matey!I am at work. Could one of you deck swabbers post a SFW PIC?
shiver me timbers!
 
2003-03-15 06:05:10 AM
Chakalakasp's site that is'
ARRGGGHHHH!
Lest ya walks da plank.
 
2003-03-15 06:11:05 AM
Oh for farks sakes, these aren't elves, these are farking VULCANS.

For the last god damn time, if you're going to photoshop elf ears on somebody, don't make them look like god damn ANTENNAS. These are horrible.

PSA: ELF EARS ARE, IN TOLKIEN'S OWN WORDS, "LEAF-SHAPED". Not so pointy that you can television reception on them. I hate horribly awful elf photoshops.

/fantasy geek
 
2003-03-15 06:12:00 AM
Argh, did ye all see the latest movie?
Was rated Arrrrrgh.


/walking the plank
 
2003-03-15 06:25:57 AM
Squirrel,
LMAO
Farking Classic Man.
Well At 6AM near end of shift everything is funny.
 
2003-03-15 06:26:08 AM
REPEAT.
 
2003-03-15 06:50:56 AM
I declare shenanigans!
 
2003-03-15 06:52:30 AM
Best.Boobies.Post.Ever
 
2003-03-15 07:33:24 AM
Nice Jay and Silent Bob reference shnook!
 
2003-03-15 07:43:21 AM
Where did the the pirate go when he wanted to pick up some chicks?

A BAAAAARRRRRR!!


How did he get there?

He drove in his CAAAAARRRRRR!!


Why didn't he just walk?

Because it was too FAAAAARRRRRR!!
And no, I DON'T need any of you to tell me how lame this comment is. Trust me, I'm fully aware, even this early in the morning... well, MOSTLY aware, at least.

If you want, I can do the Spanish TV Soccer Announcer jokes too.
 
2003-03-15 07:49:17 AM
Morbo despises Spanish TV Soccer Announcer jokes, as he despises all soft fleshy beings. D'arr!
 
2003-03-15 08:03:50 AM
abcdefghijklmnopq AAAAAAARRRRRRR stuvwxyz
 
2003-03-15 08:29:36 AM
SPAM
 
2003-03-15 08:37:11 AM


A'hoy....me spots a boobie!
 
2003-03-15 09:06:26 AM
just as much a waste of bandwidth and server space as the antlers were yesteray

again - drew is pussy whipped - boobies suck now as a rule

total fark totally sucks - somebody please punch drew out for me someday somewhere!
 
2003-03-15 09:16:47 AM
Damnit, those aren't elf-chicks, they're Vulcan-chicks! Get it straight!
 
2003-03-15 09:46:12 AM
Ishkur

ELF EARS ARE, IN TOLKIEN'S OWN WORDS, "LEAF-SHAPED".


Because we all know that Tolkien invented the concept of elves, right?

Oh, wait, he didn't.
 
2003-03-15 10:35:28 AM
Repeat?
 
2003-03-15 10:39:47 AM
It's times like this, in the midst of a Vulcan vs. Elf ear debate that is centered on a gallery of otherwise good looking naked chicks that some deluded geek wanker thinks can be made to look EVEN BETTER with the addition of pointy ears, that I regret I ever passed Fark's URL on to my friends.

Why can't we all just focus on that little girl who got reunited with her family?
 
2003-03-15 10:45:24 AM
yea ishkur way to make yourself look like the biggest dork ever for no reason.

on the upside... did anyone ever see the episode of Dilert where employees are huffing markets and get "down sized" and they use Dilbert's computer to look at Elf porn?
 
2003-03-15 11:35:02 AM
Elf porn my ass.
I was expecting Bjork.
 
2003-03-15 11:43:16 AM
hmmmm, next we'll be seeing people photoshoping animal heads onto female bodies. Of course I'd click on that link too.
 
2003-03-15 12:08:06 PM
Does anyone know of a program that can pull pics from a website?
 
2003-03-15 12:22:12 PM
...
"Photoshopping crap onto perfectly naked women is...highly illogical Captain."

/barf
 
2003-03-15 12:24:18 PM
IshadymilkmanI

Wasn't it DWARF porn?

I think you got your D&D references mixed up.

Now, I command thee to roll 2d10 for a save in public embarassment.
 
Cid
2003-03-15 12:43:30 PM
Elrond would hit it.
 
2003-03-15 12:51:23 PM

Perhaps the guy doing "custom Real Dolls" ought to advertise on that site.

You know, it's not even that I'm against elf porn if some skill goes into it... something more like the anime style elf or at least a consistant Tolkenesque fantasy theme... but this is just putting pointy ears on random softcore pictures. That's kinda creepy.

 
lbn
2003-03-15 01:20:04 PM
It just goes to show some people will whack to anything.
 
2003-03-15 01:40:43 PM
How about some hardcore elf porn?

http://www.elfporn.com/members/gallery/gallery.cgi?Category=100004

Most definately not safe for work.
 
2003-03-15 01:46:54 PM
Elf porn is for weirdos.
 
2003-03-15 02:18:46 PM
I've got one thing to say about all photoshopped elves:
At least they weren't drawn by Jeff Laubenstein. *shudder*
 
2003-03-15 02:32:12 PM
what can you say...christmas cums early...
 
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