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(Il Sussidiaro)   This Sunday, the Pope will canonize five new saints, including one from Hawaii. Wait, what? After only eight months in office?   (ilsussidiario.net) divider line 105
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2009-10-10 07:12:43 AM
I laughed.

/+1, subby
 
2009-10-10 07:22:41 AM
Will those two Boondock Saints be canonized?
 
2009-10-10 08:35:12 AM
The Patron Saint of Lost Birth Certificts
 
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2009-10-10 08:44:15 AM
He wasn't born in Hawaii.
 
2009-10-10 08:50:29 AM
He's going to shoot people out of a cannon? They're not Jews, are they? I thought he gave that up a long time ago.
 
2009-10-10 08:53:06 AM
ZAZ: He wasn't born in Hawaii.

Oh no, not this birther crap again!
 
2009-10-10 08:57:43 AM
Good one, subs.

+1
 
2009-10-10 09:03:38 AM
nice one!
 
2009-10-10 09:42:13 AM
Brightened my Saturday morn. Would laugh again.

+1
 
2009-10-10 10:00:38 AM
+1 Subby!

Made my gloomy Saturday morning a little better.
 
2009-10-10 10:00:45 AM
I wish they would make Obama a saint. The right wing butthurt would be legendary.
 
2009-10-10 10:33:25 AM
+1

Nice one subby.

/notes the Obama is only eligible to be a Saint Second Class
//Hail Eris
///Fark the Pope
 
2009-10-10 10:34:18 AM
Great, now we have a patron saint of potted meats.
 
2009-10-10 10:35:11 AM
Subby wins a cookie
 
2009-10-10 10:35:11 AM
Somebody will have to update his statue:

img185.imageshack.us


I'm also guessing that the Damien High School will be known as Saint Damien High School after Sunday.
 
2009-10-10 10:35:11 AM
Oh yes, I did laugh aloud. I scared the cat, even.

Your interwebs will arrive on the back of a big truck, subby.
 
2009-10-10 10:35:42 AM
Good one, subby.
 
2009-10-10 10:36:04 AM
The Pope is all saying.
/everything goes



+1 Mr. Subby
 
2009-10-10 10:36:30 AM
Headline is full of win
 
2009-10-10 10:37:32 AM
Nice headline subby.
 
2009-10-10 10:38:21 AM
+1 subby.

/would lol again.
 
2009-10-10 10:42:25 AM
+1 subby. That headline is the definition of teh awesome.
 
2009-10-10 10:42:38 AM
Pfft, everyone knows he's from Kenya
 
2009-10-10 10:43:49 AM
Okay, outright laughter. Well done, subby.
 
2009-10-10 10:44:19 AM
Oh yes, indeed -- definitely a +1.
 
2009-10-10 10:45:03 AM
I don't get it.
 
2009-10-10 10:46:31 AM
+ many internets Subby.
i38.tinypic.com
 
2009-10-10 10:50:46 AM
 
2009-10-10 10:50:46 AM
AlwaysRightBoy: The Pope is all saying.
/everything goes



+1 Mr. Subby


To clarify myself to the younger crowd, to say the Pope is "all saying' the Pope has the last word.
 
2009-10-10 10:51:52 AM
Golf clap, subby.

/Btw, my house in Belgium is about 5 minutes by foot from his crypt.
 
2009-10-10 10:53:30 AM
Is this a Phil Collins fan site?
 
2009-10-10 10:53:49 AM
It's so cute how the Catholic church still thinks that it's relevant.
 
2009-10-10 10:54:07 AM
Didn't Father Damien throw himself out the window after he became possessed? Sure he was saintly for getting the demon out of Regan, but wouldn't jumping out the window be suicide, which is a mortal sin?

There's a lot about the Catholics I don't understand.
 
2009-10-10 10:54:50 AM
+1 subby
but I don't think the pope even likes obama
 
2009-10-10 10:58:20 AM
eddyatwork: I wish they would make Obama a saint. The right wing butthurt would be legendary.

Expect a call from the Secret Service!

(See, only dead people can be canonized a saint, so the butthurters would claim you're making a death threat against the president.)

But, yeah, I would pay good money to see Glenn Beck burst into racking sobs over that one...
 
2009-10-10 10:59:43 AM
Vern: It's so cute how the Catholic church still thinks that it's relevant.

They are still pretty heavy in the real estate dept.
 
2009-10-10 11:02:21 AM
Vern: It's so cute how the Catholic church still thinks that it's relevant.

It's so cute that you think your opinion matters.
 
2009-10-10 11:04:00 AM
fenianfark: It's so cute that you think your opinion matters.

No more than anyone else's.
 
2009-10-10 11:07:20 AM
After only eight months in office?

And only 11 days after Sainthood nominations ended!
 
2009-10-10 11:07:37 AM
Mort_Q: fenianfark: It's so cute that you think your opinion matters.

No more than anyone else's.


Actually, I hear one can buy more opinions in the purgatory cafeteria, look for the "indulgences" isle.
 
2009-10-10 11:08:17 AM
I LOL'd. Showed the headline to my father-in-law, who's never heard of Fark, and he LOL'd.

/+2?
 
2009-10-10 11:09:10 AM
SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY See "The CANONIZER!!" crushing cars, battle the STEGGOSAURUS!!!!! sss sss sss

/bored
 
2009-10-10 11:10:35 AM
The pope is all talk, no action. Booooring.
 
2009-10-10 11:15:49 AM
Damien is a saint?

omenchronicles.com
 
2009-10-10 11:16:54 AM
LAUGHTER OL silly magic spells and stuff. This is such the silly thing to do and people believe in it!
 
2009-10-10 11:17:00 AM
DNRTFA, but i thought Damien played for the other team.
 
2009-10-10 11:18:13 AM
Vern: It's so cute how the Catholic church still thinks that it's relevant.

Um, it's the largest religion on Earth. And, if I'm not mistaken, have the plurality in the US.

Also, it took me way, way too long to get the joke in the headline.
 
2009-10-10 11:19:16 AM
Wait, wait, wait.

Aren't there supposed to be three documented miracles after the good father's death to qualify for canonization?

If one of them was a mysterious stew appearing in the colonies' hot tubs, I don't think that should count.

/strip seached by the TSA at Handbasket Airlines
 
2009-10-10 11:34:21 AM
+1... laughed out loud. Offspring looked at me funny.
 
2009-10-10 11:35:26 AM
attackingpencil: Vern: It's so cute how the Catholic church still thinks that it's relevant.

Um, it's the largest religion on Earth. And, if I'm not mistaken, have the plurality in the US.

Also, it took me way, way too long to get the joke in the headline.


Um, don't you hate people that use "um"?

Islam.

Taking way way too long to get the joke in the headline really explains it all.
 
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