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(JSOnline)   Woman strips, kicks cop in groin and in another cop's mouth to avoid arrest. Bonus ass-pressing against squad car window as she's hauled away   (jsonline.com) divider line 61
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2009-10-10 03:25:35 AM
accidentally the cop's mouth?
 
2009-10-10 03:27:11 AM
She accidentally in the cop's mouth?
 
2009-10-10 03:27:21 AM
I'd like to know who thought a good idea would be to call the house and ask for a comment from whoever picked up.
 
2009-10-10 03:27:54 AM
Christian Bale, you and I are done professionally.
 
2009-10-10 03:29:21 AM
Why am I not surprised to see it happened in Sheboygan?
 
2009-10-10 03:32:06 AM
i got into an argument with a cop tonight. i know he was just doing his job, but he was doing the job of an asshole and he was enjoying it a bit too much!
 
2009-10-10 03:39:03 AM
Useless without "buttocks against the rear window" picture.
 
2009-10-10 03:39:23 AM
Laack struggled with the officers as they tried to arrest her, the complaint alleged, kicking one in the groin and spitting in the mouth of another.

So she's a spitter, huh? Too bad. Next.
 
2009-10-10 03:43:10 AM
rebelyell2006: Why am I not surprised to see it happened in Sheboygan?

This Sheboygan place has been turning up a lot lately. Why the sudden surge of crazy?
 
2009-10-10 03:46:12 AM
I'm surprised they didn't charge her for being drunk in public when the took her outside.
 
2009-10-10 03:48:54 AM
whereisian: rebelyell2006: Why am I not surprised to see it happened in Sheboygan?

This Sheboygan place has been turning up a lot lately. Why the sudden surge of crazy?


The train from Cucamonga is late again.
 
2009-10-10 03:53:01 AM
rebelyell2006: Why am I not surprised to see it happened in Sheboygan?

Because they spelled it wrong. It should be spelled Cheboygan, like the Frenchman intended.
 
2009-10-10 03:55:38 AM
BTW, I know it's probably Ojibwe, but I get to taunt Swisconsin so rarely.
 
2009-10-10 04:00:49 AM
GIS for "butt window"

www.thefashionpolice.net
 
2009-10-10 04:04:49 AM
Need to see pics to see if want.
 
2009-10-10 04:05:35 AM
Dr.Zom: Christian Bale, you and I are done professionally.

Of course. With our poor grammar, who would hire us?
 
2009-10-10 04:08:05 AM
whereisian: rebelyell2006: Why am I not surprised to see it happened in Sheboygan?

This Sheboygan place has been turning up a lot lately. Why the sudden surge of crazy?


img223.imageshack.us
 
2009-10-10 04:14:03 AM
There are people who pay good money for that kind of action.
 
2009-10-10 04:19:16 AM
Kouvre: Need to see pics to see if want.

Oh, yeah; I'll bet she's a real looker.
 
2009-10-10 04:20:37 AM
Kouvre: Need to see pics to see if want.

Let's stop and think about this: shoplifting while drunk, thinks she can't be arrested if naked, has three kids... I'll pass
 
2009-10-10 04:21:01 AM
I wonder if Sheboygan is sister cities with Bobcaygeon.
 
2009-10-10 04:22:35 AM
Heh. "Butt window."
img3.allvoices.com
 
2009-10-10 04:30:12 AM
MOM?
 
2009-10-10 04:42:52 AM
The complaint said Laack had a preliminary blood-alcohol level of 0.112%. The legal blood-alcohol limit for driving is 0.08%.

But, she was not driving at the time, so mention of this is completely irrelevant. Unless it is completely illegal to be drunk anywhere. anytime.

Also, the keep mentioning The complaint in the article. Is this a new superhero?

THE COMPLAINT
 
2009-10-10 04:56:07 AM
i15.photobucket.com
 
2009-10-10 05:00:41 AM
I used to live near Sheboygan, WI so I am getting a kick out of these replies.
 
2009-10-10 05:18:38 AM
cache.gawker.com
 
2009-10-10 05:54:04 AM
Each of the officers should be charged with endangering the welfare of the public for making the woman drive the squad car since they had to mention "complaint said Laack had a preliminary blood-alcohol level of 0.112%. The legal blood-alcohol limit for driving is 0.08%". No sense in dragging the biatch out of her house, naked, then making her drive and giving her a breathalyzer... what will the piggies think of next.
Plus, if she was almost naked... the cops are now sex offenders for life! (cops like to make up shiat, why can't we?)
 
2009-10-10 06:13:03 AM
All that shiat and she only blew a .11? What a farking lightweight.
 
2009-10-10 06:29:23 AM
I think the woman in question is my friend's cousin, so I'm going to be getting a real kick out of these replies...
 
2009-10-10 06:33:11 AM
She stole a bag of beef jerky and a lighter.

SEE kids? See what happens when you smoke jerky?



/retired my jerky pipe years ago.
 
2009-10-10 06:33:23 AM
Bucky Katt: The train from Cucamonga is late again.

Don't forget the connection at Walla Walla
 
2009-10-10 06:38:36 AM
http://www.cbs58.com/index.php?aid=9505

Video and mugshot goodness at the above link. Still can't tell for sure if that's her, since I've only seen an old picture before.
 
2009-10-10 06:38:59 AM
That is one heck of a craptastic headline.
 
2009-10-10 06:54:17 AM
tereklusec: Laack struggled with the officers as they tried to arrest her, the complaint alleged, kicking one in the groin and spitting in the mouth of another.

So she's a spitter, huh? Too bad. Next.


Life imitates porn.
 
2009-10-10 07:09:10 AM
Subby here. I farked up the headline, omitting the spitting in the other cop's mouth thing. I'm drunk. I used farkback to hopefully fix my fark-up.

The headline should read: "Woman strips, kicks cop in groin and spits in another cop's mouth to avoid arrest. Bonus ass-pressing against squad car window as she's hauled away"

And, yeah. Just another day ending in the letter "y" in Sheboygan. And since she's in Shevagas, we probably don't wanna see her ass.

/the Beam IV drip comes in a few minutes. Cut me some slack...
 
2009-10-10 07:27:29 AM
whereisian: rebelyell2006: Why am I not surprised to see it happened in Sheboygan?
This Sheboygan place has been turning up a lot lately. Why the sudden surge of crazy?


Preparing for winter?
 
2009-10-10 08:06:44 AM
Update on the story (new window)
 
2009-10-10 08:14:31 AM
Press your buttocks against the window and I'll know you are home.....

/Heywood
 
2009-10-10 08:22:54 AM
Peace Officer?
 
2009-10-10 08:40:17 AM
(deleted: Image swapped out for another)

So someone else posts the same image AFTER I posted mine and mine gets removed from the thread. OK.

Why the fark was my comment erased?!

Nice.

I feel like stripping down and kicking someone in the nuts.
 
2009-10-10 08:40:54 AM
Mr. Goodbeer:

http://www.cbs58.com/index.php?aid=9505

Video and mugshot goodness at the above link. Still can't tell for sure if that's her, since I've only seen an old picture before.


That clip was surprisingly entertaining for local news ...
 
2009-10-10 09:20:13 AM
SwingingJohnson: (deleted: Image swapped out for another)

So someone else posts the same image AFTER I posted mine and mine gets removed from the thread. OK.

Why the fark was my comment erased?!

Nice.

I feel like stripping down and kicking someone in the nuts.


[insert "Welcome to fark" pic]
 
2009-10-10 09:21:37 AM
With her children present, the complaint said, she stripped to her underwear and told the officers they couldn't arrest her because she would be naked

???

Your logic does not resemble our Earth logic.
 
2009-10-10 09:24:55 AM
Dr.Zom: She accidentally in the cop's mouth?

Yeah, she was kicking the cop in the groin...The other cop's mouth just happened to be there.
 
2009-10-10 09:37:46 AM
What a space case may look like

i657.photobucket.com
 
2009-10-10 09:38:36 AM
Damn you Austin4. Damn you.
 
2009-10-10 10:27:15 AM
What an ass pressed against glass may look like. (pops, NSFW!)
 
2009-10-10 10:36:20 AM
better to burn out, than fade away...
 
2009-10-10 10:40:00 AM
i36.tinypic.com
 
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