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2009-10-08 04:23:02 PM
THERE ARE FOUR DOTS!!
 
2009-10-08 04:23:02 PM
theorellior: baby dinosaurs: WISHLIST IN PROFILE!
TITS or GTFO.


farm3.static.flickr.com
Buy me things, plz!
 
2009-10-08 04:23:05 PM
MNguy: chixdiggit: Wow, a headline about how headlines have changed. It's almost like fark is masturbating.

You new here?


Got here 5 years before you, sonnyboy.
 
2009-10-08 04:23:07 PM
You still can't pay Drew to take my submissions.
 
2009-10-08 04:23:12 PM

you folks who fark from blackberries etc are probably lovin' it ...

"praise jesus! i can SEE!!"


i159.photobucket.com
 
2009-10-08 04:23:12 PM
Can I just assume that we'll all get over it?
 
2009-10-08 04:23:14 PM
Adman12: phaedrusiszen: Drew's getting old and his eyesight isn't what it used to be.

YOU STOLE MY JOKE FROM THE TFD THREAD, YOU COCK!


The first rule of TFD: I farked your Mom.
 
2009-10-08 04:23:14 PM
Pontius Pilates Class: I guess TotalFark needed a new enemy after my sponsorship ran out.

Way to go, guys. Unlike your failed attempts to debase me, you may actually be able to outwit several lines of code. But I would not bet on it.


@DEEEEEERRRRRP
 
2009-10-08 04:23:17 PM
submitted this yesterday with a better headline


/seriously though whats going on?
 
2009-10-08 04:23:26 PM
i8.photobucket.com
 
2009-10-08 04:23:36 PM
 
2009-10-08 04:23:38 PM
Speaking of train wreck check out this article. My, my I love Oklahoma! Link (new window)
 
2009-10-08 04:23:40 PM
Starryeyes: baby dinosaurs: omg green?
WISHLIST IN PROFILE!

What she said. Also, GLASS STUFF AND SHENANIGANS MINUS SHENANIGANS in profile.


Having purchased some of Starryeye's work, I can personally attest that it's bad ass. High quality stuff and the people who have received the items as gifts love them.

/My fiancee wore her treble clef pendant necklace last night.
//Thanks again!
 
2009-10-08 04:23:43 PM
I welcome our large font overlords.
 
2009-10-08 04:23:44 PM
what the hell is this thread for?
 
2009-10-08 04:23:49 PM
at80eighty: Jaboobinator: • • •



MOOOOOOM . JABOOBY LEFT A TURD TRAIL ON THE FLOOR AGAIN


Clean it up. Right this minute!
 
2009-10-08 04:24:00 PM
MNguy: basemetal: Ha ha they did this in honor of mah birthday!

It's my birthday too!


Greatness, yeah we have it.
 
2009-10-08 04:24:00 PM
too-old: thejoyofpi: kagemaru026: thejoyofpi: cackylacky: I think it's great. We can all make friends with other people from other sites and it will be a great big happy internet family.

*hugs*

*gropes*

/just trying to give the liters a taste of the nonstop gropefest that is TFD

we should totes have a CJ in this thread

OMG YES

I would so totally suck on birdman's nipples


i wanna have a threesome with MSTD and grif.
 
2009-10-08 04:24:05 PM
basemetal: Ha ha they did this in honor of mah birthday!

Happy birthday, dawg!
 
2009-10-08 04:24:06 PM
too-old: thejoyofpi: kagemaru026: thejoyofpi: cackylacky: I think it's great. We can all make friends with other people from other sites and it will be a great big happy internet family.

*hugs*

*gropes*

/just trying to give the liters a taste of the nonstop gropefest that is TFD

we should totes have a CJ in this thread

OMG YES

I would so totally suck on birdman's nipples


I would nail McFifenstein whether he liked it or not

mr lawson: baby dinosaurs: My husband just left me. Seven years, we were together. We've always done missionary. I like missionary. It's comforting to role over and assume the familiar position. I like to see his face, so I can tell when we're done, and I can still see the TV behind him.
Anyways, if I wouldn't try something new to save my marriage,
why the fark would I want it on my webforum??

I think I love you....bahahahahahah!


If you sign up for TF, you can read scary baby d posts 24/7.
 
2009-10-08 04:24:13 PM
Dear lord, we're a bunch of chatty bastards.
 
2009-10-08 04:24:25 PM
Just keep farking that chicken Drew...
 
2009-10-08 04:24:26 PM
rostit: what the hell is this thread for?

Your mom.
 
2009-10-08 04:24:27 PM
It'd be kind of cool if the pics from the thread showed up in the post you share on facebook's newsfeed.......does that make any sense?
 
2009-10-08 04:24:35 PM
"shirt it"?

Still trying to get that going?
 
2009-10-08 04:24:36 PM
toilet engineer: *kicks and screams*

dammit. you win. let me up, fatty ;)


Fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine.

*rolls over and snaps your elastic back*
 
2009-10-08 04:24:39 PM
What? something changed?
Oh well, I can't see it, (Stylish plugin on Firefox)looks the same as it always has.
 
2009-10-08 04:24:43 PM
This is a scary and erotic time for all of us.
 
2009-10-08 04:24:47 PM
farm3.static.flickr.com
 
2009-10-08 04:24:53 PM
mr lawson: baby dinosaurs: My husband just left me. Seven years, we were together. We've always done missionary. I like missionary. It's comforting to role over and assume the familiar position. I like to see his face, so I can tell when we're done, and I can still see the TV behind him.
Anyways, if I wouldn't try something new to save my marriage,
why the fark would I want it on my webforum??

I think I love you....bahahahahahah!


you get tired of it.

FFS BABY D GIVE IT A REST
 
2009-10-08 04:24:55 PM
basemetal: farm4.static.flickr.com

I think I found that girl's brother:

i121.photobucket.com
 
2009-10-08 04:25:12 PM
@knobcreek

Nice try, slick. But no.

@Barbigazi

You are not making any sense, but that probably is not much different from when you type what passes for a coherent sentence.
 
2009-10-08 04:25:22 PM
i43.photobucket.com
 
2009-10-08 04:25:22 PM
birdmanesq:

That rules
 
2009-10-08 04:25:24 PM
birdmanesq: i106.photobucket.com

Oh my god that picture just made this day about 100 time better. I love you so much.
 
2009-10-08 04:25:28 PM
picodenico: *rolls over and snaps your elastic back*

F*CCCKK!!!

*gives chase*

"WHY I OUGHTTA!"
 
2009-10-08 04:25:35 PM
img88.imageshack.us
 
2009-10-08 04:25:45 PM
Tat'dGreaser: Glitter comments motherf*cker, glitter comments.

lolcats could probably come with a little more sparkly, too.
 
2009-10-08 04:25:47 PM
This text is large and green.
 
2009-10-08 04:25:50 PM
Pontius Pilates Class: @knobcreek

Nice try, slick. But no.

@Barbigazi

You are not making any sense, but that probably is not much different from when you type what passes for a coherent sentence.


"Slick"?
 
2009-10-08 04:25:53 PM
This isn't enough change.
I want more.
I want green backgrounds and red text.
I want the pagination things to be located at every exit.
And I want to have to hit submit at least three more times than I do now.
 
2009-10-08 04:25:53 PM
AtticusFinchEsq: I see this ending about as well as the time I got drunk and tied sparklers to Fondle My Sweaters.

No, silly, you were supposed to get her drunk first.

rostit: what the hell is this thread for?

Think of it as a mainpage CJ.
 
2009-10-08 04:25:54 PM
i235.photobucket.com
 
2009-10-08 04:25:59 PM
Pontius Pilates Class: Nice try, slick. But no.

We miss you. I miss you. come back, dude.
 
2009-10-08 04:26:00 PM
rickythepenguin: DFWPhotoGuy: Are you fing kidding me. Is that really an option for you guys now? Seriously goddamnitsomuch.


yeah its awesome!

and kinda sad.

really? you submitted THAT story 30+ times? i'm not sure whether I'm impressed or disturbed.


Its not every day a farker can submit a news article about themselves being repeatedly raped by a bisexual billy goat and then repeatedly tazed by police officers while filmed by the local helicopter news crews.
 
2009-10-08 04:26:05 PM
@babydinosaurs

if you start in the doggy position and slowly let your knees slide back you can be laying down and watching tv while he does all that. another good one is spoony, provided you can see the tv from there.
 
2009-10-08 04:26:10 PM
Manfred J. Hattan: Barbigazi: derp, I don't like it either...the letters are too big.

And the headlines look like they were typed on an old IBM Selectric.


When I was a kid, all we had were IBM Selectrics. And we liked it that way!!

Actually, more like Smith-Corona manuals.
 
2009-10-08 04:26:10 PM
i34.tinypic.com
 
2009-10-08 04:26:11 PM
I'm so confused.
 
2009-10-08 04:26:13 PM
HAHA SOMEONE WANTS TO RAPE MCFIFENSTEIN AND

@ Pontius Pilates Class

Your dumb
 
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