theorellior: baby dinosaurs: WISHLIST IN PROFILE!TITS or GTFO.
MNguy: chixdiggit: Wow, a headline about how headlines have changed. It's almost like fark is masturbating.You new here?
you folks who fark from blackberries etc are probably lovin' it ...
"praise jesus! i can SEE!!"
Adman12: phaedrusiszen: Drew's getting old and his eyesight isn't what it used to be.YOU STOLE MY JOKE FROM THE TFD THREAD, YOU COCK!
Pontius Pilates Class: I guess TotalFark needed a new enemy after my sponsorship ran out.Way to go, guys. Unlike your failed attempts to debase me, you may actually be able to outwit several lines of code. But I would not bet on it.
Starryeyes: baby dinosaurs: omg green?WISHLIST IN PROFILE!What she said. Also, GLASS STUFF AND SHENANIGANS MINUS SHENANIGANS in profile.
at80eighty: Jaboobinator: • • •MOOOOOOM . JABOOBY LEFT A TURD TRAIL ON THE FLOOR AGAIN
MNguy: basemetal: Ha ha they did this in honor of mah birthday!It's my birthday too!
too-old: thejoyofpi: kagemaru026: thejoyofpi: cackylacky: I think it's great. We can all make friends with other people from other sites and it will be a great big happy internet family.*hugs**gropes*/just trying to give the liters a taste of the nonstop gropefest that is TFDwe should totes have a CJ in this threadOMG YESI would so totally suck on birdman's nipples
basemetal: Ha ha they did this in honor of mah birthday!
mr lawson: baby dinosaurs: My husband just left me. Seven years, we were together. We've always done missionary. I like missionary. It's comforting to role over and assume the familiar position. I like to see his face, so I can tell when we're done, and I can still see the TV behind him.Anyways, if I wouldn't try something new to save my marriage,why the fark would I want it on my webforum??I think I love you....bahahahahahah!
rostit: what the hell is this thread for?
toilet engineer: *kicks and screams*dammit. you win. let me up, fatty ;)
picodenico: *rolls over and snaps your elastic back*
Tat'dGreaser: Glitter comments motherf*cker, glitter comments.
Pontius Pilates Class: @knobcreekNice try, slick. But no.@BarbigaziYou are not making any sense, but that probably is not much different from when you type what passes for a coherent sentence.
AtticusFinchEsq: I see this ending about as well as the time I got drunk and tied sparklers to Fondle My Sweaters.
Pontius Pilates Class: Nice try, slick. But no.
rickythepenguin: DFWPhotoGuy: Are you fing kidding me. Is that really an option for you guys now? Seriously goddamnitsomuch.yeah its awesome!and kinda sad.really? you submitted THAT story 30+ times? i'm not sure whether I'm impressed or disturbed.
Manfred J. Hattan: Barbigazi: derp, I don't like it either...the letters are too big.And the headlines look like they were typed on an old IBM Selectric.
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