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(Talking Points Memo)   On today's Governing With Insane People: Rep. Louie Gohmert (R-TX) is debating what a hate crime is, when the wheels fall off and he starts talking about bestiality, sex with corpses and of course voting for a black man. Let's watch   (tpmdc.talkingpointsmemo.com) divider line 277
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2009-10-08 11:28:16 AM
what a Gomer.

Seriously who votes for these inbred knuckledraggers?
 
2009-10-08 11:32:10 AM
"oriented toward animals, bestiality" ... "oriented toward corpses, toward children."


siiiiiighhhh....children, animals and corpse cannot consent. Full grown adults can consent to do things that you may not approve of, participate in, or even want to watch on youtube, but should not be illegal!!
 
2009-10-08 11:37:27 AM
Hobodeluxe: what a Gomer.

Seriously who votes for these inbred knuckledraggers?


(R-TX)
 
2009-10-08 11:57:33 AM
Hobodeluxe: Seriously who votes for these inbred knuckledraggers?

To be fair, he does represent his constituency of inbred knuckledraggers.
 
2009-10-08 12:05:22 PM
what_now: Full grown adults can consent to do things that you may not approve of, participate in, or even want to watch on youtube, but should not be illegal!!

So, by your rules, two full grown adults can CONSENT to HAVE SEX with a FOUR YEAR OLD BOY and his DOG. And it's all OK because they CONSENT! See, it's that kind of liberal LOOPHOLE that we need people like Gohmert to DEFEND us AGAINST.
 
2009-10-08 12:05:28 PM
Jesus shiatting god. Maybe we should give the house of reps the benefit of not filming them.
 
2009-10-08 12:10:25 PM
PYLE!
 
2009-10-08 12:11:39 PM
Pocket Ninja: what_now: Full grown adults can consent to do things that you may not approve of, participate in, or even want to watch on youtube, but should not be illegal!!

So, by your rules, two full grown adults can CONSENT to HAVE SEX with a FOUR YEAR OLD BOY and his DOG. And it's all OK because they CONSENT! See, it's that kind of liberal LOOPHOLE that we need people like Gohmert to DEFEND us AGAINST.


The four year old boy can't consent.


/the dog's a whore
 
2009-10-08 12:12:07 PM
Pocket Ninja: So, by your rules, two full grown adults can CONSENT to HAVE SEX with a FOUR YEAR OLD BOY and his DOG. And it's all OK because they CONSENT! See, it's that kind of liberal LOOPHOLE that we need people like Gohmert to DEFEND us AGAINST.

goddamnitsomuch.
 
2009-10-08 12:12:28 PM
www.talkingpointsmemo.com

His penis is out and hiding under that sign. I just have a feeling about this.
 
2009-10-08 12:14:40 PM
sweetmelissa31: His penis is out and hiding under that sign. I just have a feeling about this.

Nah, it's over on his left. See, his tie is pointing right at it.
 
2009-10-08 12:15:25 PM
Hobodeluxe: what a Gomer.

Seriously who votes for these inbred knuckledraggers?


He represents Tyler, Longview and much of east Texas. In other words, as long as you have an (R) and you proclaim Jesus Christ to be ultimate power of the whole wide universe so there, you're in.
 
2009-10-08 12:15:27 PM
Diogenes
(R-TX)

That explains a lot.

sweetmelissa31
His penis is out and hiding under that sign. I just have a feeling about this.

So that's what that weird grin on his face means.

/later he cut a hole in the sign
 
2009-10-08 12:18:13 PM
patrick767: Diogenes
(R-TX)

That explains a lot.

sweetmelissa31
His penis is out and hiding under that sign. I just have a feeling about this.

So that's what that weird grin on his face means.

/later he cut a hole in the sign


Cut a hole in a bill
Stick your dick in that bill
Make 'em vote on that bill
And that's when we'll have
Your dick in a bill.
 
2009-10-08 12:20:37 PM
So what we are saying here is that Louie Gohmert is a parchmentophile?
 
2009-10-08 12:22:40 PM
Every republican speech ends with some version of "we should be scared if we don't do what I'm saying!"
 
2009-10-08 12:24:59 PM
Isn't a sexual orientation toward children (pedophilia) a "sexual orientation"?
 
2009-10-08 12:28:04 PM
SkinnyHead: Isn't a sexual orientation toward children (pedophilia) a "sexual orientation"?

No, that's a crime. Once again we'll go real slowly for you: Children cannot consent. Two adults can.

You idiot.
 
2009-10-08 12:29:34 PM
SkinnyHead: Isn't a sexual orientation toward children (pedophilia) a "sexual orientation"?

I think its more of a sexual fetish. Regardless it is non-consensual, so it isn't really important if its an orientation or a fetish.
 
2009-10-08 12:29:53 PM
Barbigazi
So what we are saying here is that Louie Gohmert is a parchmentophile?

Yes, and some people would say that sounds like fun, but most of us would say it's a perversion.

/the parchment can't consent
 
2009-10-08 12:30:22 PM
patrick767: Barbigazi
So what we are saying here is that Louie Gohmert is a parchmentophile?

Yes, and some people would say that sounds like fun, but most of us would say it's a perversion.

/the parchment can't consent


He's a paper rapist.
 
2009-10-08 12:30:56 PM
SkinnyHead: Isn't a sexual orientation toward children (pedophilia) a "sexual orientation"?

Hve you recently become less subtle? I can't believe I fell for your schtick before.
 
2009-10-08 12:35:01 PM
cameroncrazy1984: No, that's a crime. Once again we'll go real slowly for you: Children cannot consent. Two adults can.

Children can consent. The idea that children cannot consent is a legal fiction.

And "consent" is not a part of the definition of orientation. A sexual orientation toward children exists whether or not the child consents.
 
2009-10-08 12:36:12 PM
SkinnyHead: cameroncrazy1984: No, that's a crime. Once again we'll go real slowly for you: Children cannot consent. Two adults can.

Children can consent. The idea that children cannot consent is a legal fiction.

And "consent" is not a part of the definition of orientation. A sexual orientation toward children exists whether or not the child consents.


I don't know what your lawyer told you, but you might want to get another one before the FBI looks on your computer.
 
2009-10-08 12:37:53 PM
verbal_jizm: Hve you recently become less subtle? I can't believe I fell for your schtick before.

He's gotten sloppy, that's for sure:

i33.tinypic.com
 
2009-10-08 12:40:14 PM
Barbigazi: SkinnyHead: cameroncrazy1984: No, that's a crime. Once again we'll go real slowly for you: Children cannot consent. Two adults can.

Children can consent. The idea that children cannot consent is a legal fiction.

And "consent" is not a part of the definition of orientation. A sexual orientation toward children exists whether or not the child consents.

I don't know what your lawyer told you, but you might want to get another one before the FBI looks on your computer.


His lawyer? Pfft. Remember he has a GED in Law, he don't need no stinkin' lawyer.

Seriously, Skinnydumbass, just cut it out. The schtick is worn out and there's enough rampant stupidity going on around here without you deliberately adding to it.
 
2009-10-08 12:41:27 PM
I'm really starting to get concerned about some of these Republicans. I've had some "interesting" experiences in my day and am pretty open to "stuff", however, bestiality, necrophelia, pedophelia are things that have never ever crossed my mind. Are they in the closet partaking of such nonsense?
 
2009-10-08 12:42:34 PM
SkinnyHead: The idea that children cannot consent is a legal fiction.

Man, that GED doesn't really even cover the basics.
 
2009-10-08 12:42:40 PM
AuntofDogface: I'm really starting to get concerned about some of these Republicans. I've had some "interesting" experiences in my day and am pretty open to "stuff", however, bestiality, necrophelia, pedophelia are things that have never ever crossed my mind. Are they in the closet partaking of such nonsense?

No, I think they prefer airport bathroom stalls.
 
2009-10-08 12:46:31 PM
SkinnyHead: cameroncrazy1984: No, that's a crime. Once again we'll go real slowly for you: Children cannot consent. Two adults can.

Children can consent. The idea that children cannot consent is a legal fiction.

And "consent" is not a part of the definition of orientation. A sexual orientation toward children exists whether or not the child consents.


Does it in any way affect your sexual orientation if you go f*ck yourself? Because I really think you should, you frkking troll.
 
2009-10-08 12:47:53 PM
There are all kinds of perversions, what most of us would call perversions, some would say it sounds like fun, but most of us would say were perversions

Wow.
 
2009-10-08 12:49:51 PM
The best line in the article:


DNC spokesman Hari Sevugan quipped, "It looks like Rick Santorum just picked up his first endorsement of 2012."
 
2009-10-08 12:53:19 PM
tnpir: Seriously, Skinnydumbass, just cut it out. The schtick is worn out and there's enough rampant stupidity going on around here without you deliberately adding to it.

Sure there is a lot of stupidity in threads like this. That's because liberal dimwits don't have the intellect to seriously address the actual topic.
 
2009-10-08 12:55:38 PM
i40.tinypic.com

Seriously, how can so many words come out of someones mouth and say so little
 
2009-10-08 12:56:51 PM
I like this quote from his little monologue:

"I've heard some people say that if you question our President because he happens to be black, then, gee you must be a racist."

Umm, let me see if I can explain this to you slowly, you farking retard. If you question "our President," or any other person, just "because he happens to be black," then yes, by the very definition of the term it does in fact mean you're a racist, in that you're being critical of him just because he happens to be black. If you question him because you disagree with him for any reason other than that he happens to be black--e.g., because you disagree with his views on their merits--then it does not mean that you're a racist. Got it?

I guess you've tipped your hand about one reason why you apparently disagree with him, though.
 
2009-10-08 12:57:29 PM
SkinnyHead: tnpir: Seriously, Skinnydumbass, just cut it out. The schtick is worn out and there's enough rampant stupidity going on around here without you deliberately adding to it.

Sure there is a lot of stupidity in threads like this. That's because liberal dimwits don't have the intellect to seriously address the actual topic.


We did, we all agreed that Louie Gohmert molests legal pads. Your assertion that you can legal f*ck children because they can consent is off topic, and sick and wrong.
 
2009-10-08 12:58:43 PM
Barbigazi: SkinnyHead: tnpir: Seriously, Skinnydumbass, just cut it out. The schtick is worn out and there's enough rampant stupidity going on around here without you deliberately adding to it.

Sure there is a lot of stupidity in threads like this. That's because liberal dimwits don't have the intellect to seriously address the actual topic.

We did, we all agreed that Louie Gohmert molests legal pads. Your assertion that you can legally f*ck children because they can consent is off topic, and sick and wrong.


My bad.
 
2009-10-08 01:02:11 PM
AuntofDogface: I'm really starting to get concerned about some of these Republicans. I've had some "interesting" experiences in my day and am pretty open to "stuff", however, bestiality, necrophelia, pedophelia are things that have never ever crossed my mind. Are they in the closet partaking of such nonsense?

methinks he doth protest too much.
 
2009-10-08 01:02:53 PM
SkinnyHead: tnpir: Seriously, Skinnydumbass, just cut it out. The schtick is worn out and there's enough rampant stupidity going on around here without you deliberately adding to it.

Sure there is a lot of stupidity in threads like this. That's because liberal dimwits don't have the intellect to seriously address the actual topic.


Children "consenting"? A "sexual orientation towards children"? Even your trolling is total bullshiat. And your comment on children consenting being a "legal fiction" is wrong on so many levels.

Once again, the joke is over, it's no longer even a little funny, we know you're an alt, so kindly shut the fark up and come up with something original.
 
2009-10-08 01:03:43 PM
Now with bonus Godwinization of the issue about 2:50 in . . .
 
2009-10-08 01:08:50 PM
Barbigazi: Your assertion that you can legal f*ck children because they can consent is off topic, and sick and wrong.

That's not what I said. If you favor giving legal protection based on "sexual orientation," then you're the one who wants to give legal protection to those who have a sexual orientation toward children (i.e., pedophiles.)

tnpir: Children "consenting"? A "sexual orientation towards children"? Even your trolling is total bullshiat. And your comment on children consenting being a "legal fiction" is wrong on so many levels.

If it was wrong, you would be able to state your reasons why you think it is wrong, rather than just make noises.
 
2009-10-08 01:12:39 PM
Wow, I was so focused on his bizarre "perversions" rant that I'd completely missed the later part where he says he voted for Alan Keyes and thought Keyes would have made a fantastic President. Alan Farking Keyes. This guy's even crazier than I thought.
 
2009-10-08 01:13:21 PM
SkinnyHead: Barbigazi: Your assertion that you can legal f*ck children because they can consent is off topic, and sick and wrong.

That's not what I said. If you favor giving legal protection based on "sexual orientation," then you're the one who wants to give legal protection to those who have a sexual orientation toward children (i.e., pedophiles.)


Well shiat dude, according to you it's already legal. So my concern is, if you've know that f*cking children has been legal this whole time then why are you so concerned about what two consenting adults do?

Sounds like if you were really against f*cking children you'd be arguing against it, not using it to argue against gays. But you aren't really against f*cking children are you?
 
2009-10-08 01:14:13 PM
known

again with that shiat.
 
2009-10-08 01:17:27 PM
Legally speaking a child cannot give consent.
 
2009-10-08 01:21:11 PM
This clown, again?

...I guess some folks never get tired of looking like ignorant jackasses.
 
2009-10-08 01:22:46 PM
Pocket Ninja: what_now: Full grown adults can consent to do things that you may not approve of, participate in, or even want to watch on youtube, but should not be illegal!!

So, by your rules, two full grown adults can CONSENT to HAVE SEX with a FOUR YEAR OLD BOY and his DOG. And it's all OK because they CONSENT! See, it's that kind of liberal LOOPHOLE that we need people like Gohmert to DEFEND us AGAINST.


What would be even cooler is if you could get all the capitalized words to say something else. That would take you to the next level, I think.
 
2009-10-08 01:22:56 PM
SkinnyHead: Children can consent

And heeeere's SkinnyHead, defending NAMBLA.
 
2009-10-08 01:23:18 PM
I used to get a kick out of watching Jack Valenti defend the movie ratings system. Almost every time some one asked him "Where do you draw the line?" he'd start jabbering away about bestiality and necrophilia. I think he was obsessed with those subjects.
 
2009-10-08 01:23:31 PM
That's easy:

Three black guys kill a white guy because they hate white guys:
- not a hate crime - it's America's fault because of slavery

Three white guys kill a black guy because they hate black guys:
- hate crime - obviously

Apparently you cannot commit a hate crime against a white person unless they're a homosexual.
 
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