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(Brampton Guardian)   "It's unlikely President George Dubya sits up in bed worrying about 250 naked men in Byron Bay, Australia"   (thebramptonguardian.com ) divider line
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2003-03-14 12:07:04 PM  
No, but George Michael does.
 
2003-03-14 12:22:16 PM  
Won't somebody please think of the children!
 
2003-03-14 12:56:42 PM  
Well, he may not be sitting up at the time, but...

/rimshot
 
2003-03-14 01:36:23 PM  
If he dosen't care that he is going to kill thousands of people in Iraq, how the fark could he possibly care about 300 naked people?
 
2003-03-14 01:41:53 PM  
Huh. Interesting, LorneReams. I'd not heard him say that he doesn't care about innocent people dying in Iraq. As was said so eloquently yesterday, so long as Saddam Hussein is in power, you are guaranteed to have innocent deaths.
 
2003-03-14 02:58:28 PM  
I bet he does think about naked gay men. I bet IS a naked gay man.
 
OBB
2003-03-14 05:12:07 PM  
The Brampton Guardian? On Fark? NOW I've seen everything!


*OBB frustrated that he didn't get to make the Peel Region post*
 
2003-03-14 05:28:16 PM  
Regular Farker: How come Total Farkers get a head start in Photoshops?! UNFAIR I SEZ!

... Please, I don't want to see naked farkers.
 
2003-03-14 07:20:30 PM  
I'd have to go to war, just to spite them. You know, on principle, or something.
 
2003-03-14 07:20:37 PM  
pussies...i mean that in both ways...
 
2003-03-14 07:21:19 PM  
But I sure do.
 
2003-03-14 07:21:26 PM  
No but Ashcroft does...
 
2003-03-14 07:23:17 PM  
that article is rather cheeky.
 
2003-03-14 07:25:56 PM  
He should bomb the naked people.
 
2003-03-14 07:27:34 PM  
The thought of hippie bush kind of turns my stomach.
 
2003-03-14 07:28:20 PM  
George cares about everyone. He's a Christian, those guys care about everyone. They're just like Jesus.
 
2003-03-14 07:29:49 PM  
Thats because he can't think of more than one thing at a time...
 
2003-03-14 07:33:21 PM  
What if there were 250 naked men on the whitehouse lawn and the SS was on a coffee break? And what if Clinton and Bush Sr. were among the group? How about a naked Anna Smith with "F*ck War" written on her bare boobs in billboard like proportions?
 
2003-03-14 07:34:30 PM  
You're at the Leafs game and don't like the penalty called on Mats Sundin?

Well, let the referee know by making a naked snow angel in Eddie Belfour's crease.


MY EYES! The goggles...THEY DO NOTHING!
 
2003-03-14 07:36:18 PM  
i love george ... he kicks ass and takes names later .
we NEED to wake a few countries up , show them we mean business . besides , if i'm not mistaken , all of the nations opposing us have had to have out HELP in the past .

/ i dont like hairy naked men . clean shaved is much better .
 
2003-03-14 07:38:06 PM  
Not to go off the topic but I didn't agree with the war on Iraq either until I read this article Tale of the TyrantIt's by the author of black hawk down, very good a bit long.

**Hoping HTML skills are up to par.
 
2003-03-14 07:38:52 PM  
didn't work here's the link:

http://www.theatlantic.com/issues/2002/05/bowden.htm
 
2003-03-14 07:39:46 PM  
The next time you're overcharged in the department store and the cashier won't refund your money-- boom-- drop your drawers in protest.

This is why I got out of retail sales. One to many Teabagging.
 
2003-03-14 07:45:18 PM  
Sounds like some sort of really bad nightmare.
 
2003-03-14 07:45:34 PM  
under dis n dat what's a burka and muzzle and who is this Carol lady??????....anyone???
 
2003-03-14 07:52:00 PM  
Worrying? No.
Fantasizing? Maybe.
 
2003-03-14 07:52:26 PM  
I'm not worrying about them, I'm fantasizing.
 
2003-03-14 07:58:04 PM  
Usually mass amounts of naked actvisits are typically fugly. Haven't you guys taken womens studies in college? I mean there is usually one, but who wants to sift through all those ashes?
 
2003-03-14 08:00:07 PM  
Geosprint Took me bit to realize that you weren't having an anurism.

Wouldn't mouthy, American-bashing Mississauga MP Carolyn Parrish look good in a burka-- and a muzzle

Corolyn Parrish is a Canadian (Member of Parlement)rose a bit of a stink last week when reporters overheard her (jokingly) saying to another MP "Oh Americans. we HATE them"

A muzzle is the little cage thing you put on dogs snouts to stop them from barking/biting. to "muzzle" someone is a euphamism for shutting them up.

A burka is the head to toe coverings that the Taliban used to make women wear.
[image from doktersvandewereld.org too old to be available]
A burka
 
2003-03-14 08:00:09 PM  
Your fast-posting skills are very unpatriotic, Bickle.

Those were 26 seconds of terra.
 
2003-03-14 08:01:17 PM  
FINALLY!

Dubya and I have something in common!

I couldn't possibly care less about 250 naked men!

1 naked woman could keep me awake though!
 
2003-03-14 08:01:42 PM  
GIS for Burka
[image from casaditolleranza.com too old to be available]

WTF???
 
2003-03-14 08:02:29 PM  
"It's unlikely President George Dubya sits up in bed worrying about 250 naked men in Byron Bay, Australia"

Perhaps, but he might go to sleep and dream about it.

/har har
 
2003-03-14 08:04:27 PM  
That is the American uniform that will be enacted by Patriot Act III, CanuckGuy. It is going to replace the lapel pin.
 
2003-03-14 08:11:42 PM  
Dumbya probably doesn't know where AUS is, he didn't know who the leader of N Korea was and then the next thing you know he is labeling them as being part of the Axis of Evil. No strings attatched to Dumbya!

If he did know anything about AUS he would know that they have their own facist Prime Minister right now who is one of Shrub's biggest supporters.
 
2003-03-14 08:17:00 PM  
(muttering in his sleep)

"Naht gonna doit. Wudn't be prudent."
 
2003-03-14 08:20:33 PM  
*thinks about 250 naked men*


*goes to take a cold shower*
 
2003-03-14 08:23:03 PM  
[image from eccles.dyn.dhs.org too old to be available]
 
2003-03-14 08:29:03 PM  
Xtremehkr

Please, to save my faith in humanity, please tell me you're joking.
 
2003-03-14 08:31:19 PM  
03-14-03 01:36:23 PM LorneReams
If he dosen't care that he is going to kill thousands of people in Iraq, how the fark could he possibly care about 300 naked people?


I agree, it is much better for ones own leader to kill you, right? I guess the Iraqi troops that tried to surrender to the British last week didn't get the memo. Unfortunately, they've probably gotten the jist of it by now :(

Hopefully no one knew they tried to surrender.
 
2003-03-14 08:41:41 PM  
(Name1): Bush BAD!!

(Name2): No, Bush good!! Left bad!

(Name1): You dum dum, Bush BAD BAD! Bush make country go boom!

(Name2): Bush gonna make all countries go boom! You'll see! Then economy get better, because all other countries is dead.

(Name1): Bush evil! I saw Bush drown kitty-cat!

(Name2): No, you saw Clinton drown kitty-cat!!

Y'know, I think you all need a nice big hug...
 
2003-03-14 08:45:43 PM  
No really,

I wish I could find that interview but he was asked the names of some world leaders in the presidential run and could not name more than half of them. He didn't seem to think was a big deal at the time, any sane person watching probably wrote him off at that point. I think that might have helped him win the election, a stronger conservative candidate may have brought out the Dems. Oh well, won't get fooled again.
 
2003-03-14 08:46:19 PM  
Thanks for the info guys....looks like the get up that utah gal was wearing when they saved her from jeebus....
 
2003-03-14 08:48:25 PM  
Takogirl can handle 250 men? Whoa, I bet she is a whole weeks worth of fun, all at once. Nice pic.
 
2003-03-14 08:52:44 PM  
whatever encourages women to get to naked is a good thing.

well, some women naked at least.

How about stippers and por actresses getting naked for peace? or supermodels...
 
2003-03-14 08:54:11 PM  
Dubya is soooo over. He'll take care of himself from here out.
 
2003-03-14 08:55:07 PM  
ChadManMn:

I think Saddam has most likely fed those soldiers to his Sarlacc with the parting words, "In his belly you will find a new definition of pain and suffering as you are slowly digested over a thousand years!"
 
2003-03-14 09:02:53 PM  
WOOH I actually live in Byron Bay and i'm happy to say all my clothes are intact, although I can say i'd have no problem getting the gear off if I wanted too.

This is Byron Bay...

[image from australiatour2000.free.fr too old to be available]
 
2003-03-14 09:05:29 PM  
I thought this was hilarious

http://www.cnn.com/2003/US/03/14/sprj.irq.documents/index.html
 
2003-03-14 09:14:10 PM  
thinking requires a brain
bush is animatronics controlled by george "wheres my farking chin" lucas
 
2003-03-14 09:23:43 PM  
[image from datalounge.com too old to be available]

[image from emerchandise.com too old to be available]

Don't be so sure...
 
2003-03-14 10:08:13 PM  
Unlikely, after the nightly warm cocoa.
 
2003-03-14 10:28:46 PM  
Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.

- Mark Twain
 
2003-03-14 10:47:57 PM  
Jumpin' Jimminy, I was born in Brampton. And I was naked at the time.
 
2003-03-14 10:49:23 PM  
"The clothes you wear determine your worth as a human being."

Name the animutation, win a bag of hot air.
 
2003-03-14 10:53:08 PM  
Byron Bay is a town know for alternative lifestyles..................not exactly the type of place, George W. really cares about. Frankly, I doubt John Howard gives a rat's ass about the doobie smoking town.
 
2003-03-14 11:06:17 PM  
It's not entirely impossible.
 
2003-03-14 11:25:35 PM  
"Don't like the price of radishes this week in the grocery store? How about showing the store manager your ta-tas during a sit-in in veggie section? Or better yet, do it in the express lane."

I think this is likely to make the prices increase in the hopes of seeing something more.
 
2003-03-14 11:27:52 PM  
Xtremehkr

If he did know anything about AUS he would know that they have their own facist Prime Minister right now who is one of Shrub's biggest supporters.

I believe someone asked him about Australia in an interview and he answered the questions in a way that made no sense. That is until you worked out that he thought the country was Austria. Seriously.

Looking for that article now ...
 
2003-03-14 11:35:10 PM  
Can't find it yet, but this was funny enough to post:

Americans Demand Bribe to Support War, "Just Like Turkey"

WASHINGTON (DPI) - After hearing about the multi-billion-dollar bribe package President Bush is offering Turkey for its war support, American voters have organized to demand a bribe for their own endorsement.

"Why should the foreigners get all the bribe money?" said Marjorie Douglas, president of Americans For Iraqi War Bribes. "Many Americans oppose the war, but could be brought around for just pennies on the dollar of what it costs to buy foreign allies." Responding to such calls for bribes for American war support, Bush said, "That's what the tax cuts were for. It certainly wasn't an economic policy."
 
2003-03-14 11:39:24 PM  
Xtremehkr :

He was asked who the current leader of Pakistan was, and it was Musharaff(sp), but he had only taken power about a month before and nobody knew that, the problem with that interview is that it was a sniper job and is called dirty reporting. I read up on World news everyday because I am a news junkie and I did not know who the current leader of Pakistan was at the time. Besides he was campaigning(sp) at the time and everybody was focused on domestics issues.

Can anyone here tell me who the current PM of India is without going to the internet to find out?????
 
2003-03-14 11:46:06 PM  
Tadlette: Offering aid to other countries for there support in a war has been happening for so long, that only people who dont read history get upset about it.
It is not so much as we are bribing them as they are exhorting us for there support. We have done allot for the world (like the US dollar) many countries owe us allot.
 
2003-03-15 12:01:21 AM  
Hoorayforboobies

He was gathering support to become a world leader and he was already a Govenor. He should have been up to the minute as a member of the Govt. He had access to all of that information and should have known it. This just shows how unqualified he was going into the race, he is still diplomatically defiecant and the economy sucks. Maybe Bush should have taken more of an interest in what the job entails and who is involved.
 
2003-03-15 12:23:52 AM  
TheRapy: hahaha! You funny. Make Quadraton laugh. :P
 
2003-03-15 12:25:31 AM  
Wow you lefties have made so many convincing points that we should go after the president. In fact more nude people will convince bloody dictators to reform.

You are true world activists, forget the starving in Africa. You made a nude symbol, boy you are clever. Forget the despots in the middle east, you made a nude word.

Be proud, you show what morons that the so called humanitarians are.
 
2003-03-15 02:44:11 AM  
Grytpype: Please do not accuse me of being what appears to be Rick Steiner wrestling a bottle of mustard plzkthxbye.
 
2003-03-15 03:00:05 AM  
As Aussie peace activist Grace Knight says, "there is peace in vulnerability."
Perhaps. But peace requires security.Moreover, being naked in public is a strange way to show solidarity with a muslim nation.
 
2003-03-15 03:01:04 AM  
CanuckGuy, don't sugarcoat. Carolyn Parrish's comments were "Damn Americans. I hate the b*st**ds." It would be much more believable that it was a joke if she said so, but she basically said afterwards that although she regretted the media hearing her comments, she wouldn't guarantee that she would never hear them again, and she "wouldn't have said something if she didn't believe it at all".

Of course, for our moronic government, this is really just par for the course.
 
2003-03-15 03:01:28 AM  
that should read "predominately muslim nation"
 
2003-03-15 03:57:34 AM  
you mean all those times that I got overcharged and couldn't get my money back, all I had to do was drop my pants.
 
2003-03-15 04:53:42 AM  
You know, Bush does kind of remind me of Dennis Quaid's character in Far From Heaven.
 
2003-03-15 04:58:11 AM  
I'm not sure George Dubya has the brains to either worry or sit up in bed. But I'm taking my clothes off anyway. :)
 
2003-03-15 08:50:48 AM  
well you see they had a choice between good and evil...having choosen evil they naturaly have the erge to go naked so as to not get their new tails all in a kink when it starts to grow out....
 
2003-03-15 11:05:18 PM  
Why would ANY world leader care about 300 people prancing around naked and shouting "PEACE!" or spelling things in weed-covered fields with their bodies?

Moreover, why would any sane person strip naked to protest a war?

If it gets to the point where some people feel they need to protest to stop a war starting, it's prolly inevitable.

Seriously, do these people think they are making Saddam or Bush reconsider their chosen course? Do these people think they are doing anything more than making people lose all respect for their opinion, and making themselves look like idiots?
 
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