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(NYPost)   When having sex with two women at once, try not to slash them with your broken vodka bottle   ( divider line
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2003-03-14 06:17:00 PM  
ahh yes, the New York Post. People subscribe to that rag just so they have an emergency supply of toilet paper... or to keep the apartment warm when the landlord shuts off the heat. The Post sucks and they keep calling and sending free samples.
2003-03-14 06:17:31 PM  
2003-03-14 06:19:57 PM  

I'm glad I read your entire post. I was about to make a smart-assed comment involving Phil Collins and sticking a sharpened #2 pencil in my ear, but that turned out to be one of the more thought-provoking posts I've read around here.

Don't just look at it, indeed.
2003-03-14 06:20:37 PM  
"I object to all this sex on the television-
I mean- I keep falling off"
2003-03-14 06:20:56 PM  
"The lady came out naked wearing nothing but a G-string. She was cut badly on the neck and the wrists, crying for help," witness Carlos Castro, 27, told The Post.

If she had on a G-string, then she wasn't really "NAKED". The sentence should have read, "The lady came out wearing nothing but a G-string." The word naked doesn't belong in the sentence because she wasn't. She was wearing a G-string. Naked would imply that she came out of the apartment nude. As in "non-clothed". Sheesh. All these extra words.
2003-03-14 06:22:15 PM  
It's all fun and games till it's time to kill the whores.
2003-03-14 06:23:11 PM  
Now there's going to be "movement" to have all vodka put in plastic bottles.

2003-03-14 06:23:13 PM  
Something just dawned on me. He killed them after sex? I thought it was supposed to be before. I've been doing it all wrong.
2003-03-14 06:24:26 PM  

I've been doing it all wrong.

Didn't you get the memo?
2003-03-14 06:24:54 PM  
I hope he farked'em first.
2003-03-14 06:28:15 PM  
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"Once again, things that would have been important to know YESTERDAY!!!!"
2003-03-14 06:28:38 PM  
Nubianz: I feel you, dog. Phil Collins is a musical genuis. "I Can't Dance" is bar none, the greatest song EVAR.

but the reason i'm writing is that I had a friend who claimed Phil hit it backstage at the LA Forum in the late 70s. It was her first concert and she said out in the parking lot, some guy invited her and her friends to meet the band.

She said it went from hi what's your name to "i can feel it cummming in the air tonight, hold on" in mere minutes.

her story, not mine.
2003-03-14 06:30:46 PM  
NubianzWithAttitude ... great quote from American Psycho. I loved that movie but sadly most of my friends and coworkers just didn't understand it.
2003-03-14 06:37:37 PM  
Nothing restores my faith in humanity like a menage-a-trois
gone bad...(with the possible exception of a water skiing squirrel..)
2003-03-14 06:45:21 PM  
I stole that from IMDB
2003-03-14 06:46:18 PM  
Weird, this same thing happened to me over at Paul Allen's place.

Well, gotta go and return some video tapes!
2003-03-14 06:49:12 PM  
I gotta get out of Boise.

2003-03-14 07:02:10 PM  
this killed it for me:

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2003-03-14 07:03:48 PM  
Damn. I gotta watch more movies. Never recognized that as a quote....
2003-03-14 07:10:02 PM  
I second that, Puckhead. PageSix is just a little short of Page3 quality..
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2003-03-14 09:11:33 PM  
Hey at least it came in a glass bottle. That's class. None of that Gordon's shiat for THESE ladies!
2003-03-14 09:45:25 PM  
what an individual!
2003-03-14 10:03:38 PM  
2003-03-14 11:04:46 PM  
Best... Headline... Ever.
2003-03-15 12:25:37 AM  
I don't get it. Was he mad because they broke his vodka bottle? Seems a bit extreme.
2003-03-15 01:41:47 AM  
"Once again, something that could have been brought to my attention YESTERDAY!"

Get it right. ;-)
2003-03-15 04:15:19 AM  
NubianzWithAttitude - Good one!!!!
I like that movie for some strange reason. :)

It took me a few lines to realize what movie it was from. I caught on, though. w00t!
2003-03-15 07:08:43 PM  
The lady came out naked wearing nothing but a G-string.

Naked, but wearing a G-string.... damn oxymorons
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