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(CNN)   Helen Keller to be honored with a statue on Capitol Hill. Guess hiding from the Nazis all those years finally paid off   (cnn.com ) divider line
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2009-10-07 03:30:50 PM  

alaric3: Guelph35: How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?


Stick a plunger in the toilet?

/I got a million of em, folks.
 
2009-10-07 03:30:55 PM  

Pxtl: tortilla burger: Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?

No, it ended when the Americans dropped a nuclear bomb on Dresden.


Harry Dresden? Was he in Chicago at the time?
 
2009-10-07 03:30:59 PM  

thamike: bighairyguy: The Diary of Barney Frank?

Wasn't he the deaf, dumb, and blind guy who worked for Andy Griffith?


No, that was Barney Fife. Maybe you mean Barney Rubble?
 
2009-10-07 03:31:27 PM  

Proud2B_American: The American's dropped the bomb on Detroit, after Helen Keller and her husband Chris Keller stormed the beaches in Oz.


Is that D-day? I thought they stormed a beach in Omaha!
 
2009-10-07 03:31:31 PM  
My student worker didnt get the headline either. His homework for the weekend now has "watch Clerks and Clerks 2" tacked on.

Thank you subby.
 
2009-10-07 03:31:54 PM  
I musta smoked ALOT of weed last night cuz I'm confused now...
 
2009-10-07 03:32:06 PM  
Hellen Keller's house is about a block from where I live (really) so I am getting a kick...
 
2009-10-07 03:32:15 PM  
I'm tired of movies using the word Diaries in their title. It's trite.

Basketball Diaries
Nanny Diaries
The Princess Diaries
The Vampire Diaries
The Red Shoe Diaries
The Zombie Diaries
The Dildoe Diaries
The Diarrhea Diaries
 
2009-10-07 03:32:26 PM  

Pxtl: Proud2B_American: The American's dropped the bomb on Detroit, after Helen Keller and her husband Chris Keller stormed the beaches in Oz.

Is that D-day? I thought they stormed a beach in Omaha!


Was it Mutual?
 
2009-10-07 03:32:30 PM  

The_Sponge: R.I.P. Hellen Keller


At least she made a fortune off marketing square hamburger patties.
 
2009-10-07 03:32:33 PM  

apiarist: Guelph35: How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?

Rearrange the furniture.

Wrong. They handed her a waffle iron to read.


She answered the waffle iron...but what did she say into it??
 
2009-10-07 03:32:38 PM  
DeadZone:
phlegmmo: Helen Keller to be honored with a statue on Capitol Hill.

That's very fitting; it's a place where no one has any vision and nobody listens.

Hey, that was my headline.


You honor me. :)
 
2009-10-07 03:32:58 PM  
I love you, subby. +1, would LOL again.

/have some slashies, too!
 
2009-10-07 03:33:00 PM  
I'm ashamed at myself for laughing at that. So funny, Subby!
 
2009-10-07 03:33:19 PM  

Pxtl: Is that D-day? I thought they stormed a beach in Omaha!


No, they went to Omaha for steaks afterwards to celebrate the victory.
 
2009-10-07 03:33:25 PM  

Cormee: I_C_Weener: kronicfeld: I Said: Is there a joke I'm not getting here?

You're as blind as Anne Frank.

Dumbass. Its as blind as Amelia Earhart. Lost as Anne Frank.

Take it easy on him. He's no rocket surgeon.


That's rock science, idiot.
 
2009-10-07 03:33:39 PM  
The diary of Lisa Frank?
img136.imageshack.us
 
2009-10-07 03:33:45 PM  

Pxtl: Proud2B_American: The American's dropped the bomb on Detroit, after Helen Keller and her husband Chris Keller stormed the beaches in Oz.

Is that D-day? I thought they stormed a beach in Omaha!


Yes...I do believe that's why it's called D-Day either that or it's named after:
farm4.static.flickr.com
 
2009-10-07 03:34:18 PM  

Treygreen13: No, that was Barney Fife. Maybe you mean Barney Rubble?


No Barney Rubble was the boy John Travolta played in that movie.
 
2009-10-07 03:34:25 PM  

Tui: She already Twittered about it:


Ah hell, I damn near shatnered...
 
2009-10-07 03:35:02 PM  

thamike: The_Sponge: R.I.P. Hellen Keller

At least she made a fortune off marketing square hamburger patties.


Mmmm, I LOVE In-N-Out!
 
2009-10-07 03:35:48 PM  

melaniethepanda: Mmmm, I LOVE In-N-Out!


Shut the f*ck up, Donnie Osmond.
 
2009-10-07 03:36:52 PM  

thamike: Treygreen13: No, that was Barney Fife. Maybe you mean Barney Rubble?

No Barney Rubble was the boy John Travolta played in that movie.


What about Barney Stinson?

SUIT UP!
 
2009-10-07 03:37:02 PM  
2chris2: Great, so now we have to watch Kevin Smith movies to be able to follow Fark taglines?

Kevin Smith directed those awful Twilight movies, you are thinking of Roman Polanski.
 
2009-10-07 03:37:02 PM  
Frank and Beans 2009-10-07 03:32:15 PM

ANNE Frank and Beans. C'mon man.
 
2009-10-07 03:37:05 PM  

thamike: Treygreen13: No, that was Barney Fife. Maybe you mean Barney Rubble?

No Barney Rubble was the boy John Travolta played in that movie.


No, that was Bobby Long. Maybe you're thinking of Bobby Fischer?
 
2009-10-07 03:37:14 PM  

img15.imageshack.us
R.I.P. Hellen Keller

 
2009-10-07 03:37:25 PM  
What happened when Helen Keller fell down the well?

She screamed her hands off.
 
2009-10-07 03:37:32 PM  
Here's a pic of her giving Ike a handjob:

hearingelmo.files.wordpress.com
 
2009-10-07 03:37:38 PM  

uncletogie: Q: Why'd Helen Keller's dog jump off the cliff?

A: If your name was "BlEEandemUDDENuddenTPHtphTPHtph", you'd jump off a cliff too.


But Helen Keller could talk. She gave a lot of speeches.
 
2009-10-07 03:37:58 PM  
There were more dramatic stories than her's, it's just some bimbo trophy wife thought that she deserved special attention. Booooo.
 
2009-10-07 03:38:06 PM  
A: So you can read her lips.

hey-yoooo!
 
2009-10-07 03:38:20 PM  

J-CO: neglogon: Rev.K: tortilla burger: Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?

Germans?

Bombed Pearl Harbor?

Yes, after Himmler taught that deaf-blind girl how to pilot a plane. You saw the movie about that right? The Miracle Worker.


I remember that inspiring scene..."WAA...Wa...w...waypoint approach vector set!"
 
2009-10-07 03:38:27 PM  
someone PLEASE post the "TARD' CAT"

Please!

Actually did a double take at the headline....Whut?
 
2009-10-07 03:38:42 PM  
I like a good old joke as much as the next guy but it would be refreshing to hear one that I hadn't heard by third grade.
 
2009-10-07 03:39:11 PM  

nucal: Here's a pic of her giving Ike a handjob:


I had no idea she was Vulcan.
 
2009-10-07 03:39:26 PM  

Treygreen13: Maybe you're thinking of Bobby Fischer?


The spastic?
 
2009-10-07 03:39:27 PM  
thamike: Treygreen13: No, that was Barney Fife. Maybe you mean Barney Rubble?

No Barney Rubble was the boy John Travolta played in that movie.

No, that was Bobby Long. Maybe you're thinking of Bobby Fischer


No, that was the The Fischer King, with Jeff Goldblum
 
2009-10-07 03:39:34 PM  
www.ugo.com

R.I.P Freddy Krueger


/hot like Freddy's corpse
 
2009-10-07 03:40:31 PM  
To be fair to subby, no one has ever actually seen Clerks II, including Kevin Smith. And especially not Helen Keller.
 
2009-10-07 03:41:04 PM  

I Said: Is there a joke I'm not getting here?


Yes (Philistine Bastage)
www.worstpreviews.com
 
2009-10-07 03:41:17 PM  
I can't believe Eva Longoria can act AND play baseball for the Tampa Bay Rays as well!
 
2009-10-07 03:41:33 PM  

Sylvia_Bandersnatch: To be fair to subby, no one has ever actually seen Clerks II, including Kevin Smith. And especially not Helen Keller.


I have, many times. It has some very funny scenes, although overall I would not call it a very funny movie.
 
2009-10-07 03:41:54 PM  

doubled99: with Jeff Goldblum


I used to love those Superfudge books.
 
2009-10-07 03:42:29 PM  
"Miracle Worker" my ass... This is the only sign language one really needs to know:

www.motifake.com
 
2009-10-07 03:42:46 PM  

powerman2424: someone PLEASE post the "TARD' CAT"

Please!

Actually did a double take at the headline....Whut?


www.catwack.com

kaPOW
 
2009-10-07 03:42:58 PM  
After seeing the headline, I knew that this thread was going to go full retard. I'm just trying to decide if that happened at post number zero or not.
 
2009-10-07 03:43:01 PM  

2chris2: Great, so now we have to watch Kevin Smith movies to be able to follow Fark taglines?


No, just Clerks and Clerks II. All the rest are CRAP.
 
2009-10-07 03:43:02 PM  

J-CO: neglogon: Rev.K: tortilla burger: Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?

Germans?

Bombed Pearl Harbor?

Yes, after Himmler taught that deaf-blind girl how to pilot a plane. You saw the movie about that right? The Miracle Worker.


was that before or after she invented Pinball? (for some reason I always thought the movie was called Tommy
 
2009-10-07 03:43:16 PM  
soonerpsycho.com
 
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