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(CNN)   Helen Keller to be honored with a statue on Capitol Hill. Guess hiding from the Nazis all those years finally paid off   (cnn.com ) divider line
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2009-10-07 03:21:37 PM  
I see Nazis.
 
2009-10-07 03:21:49 PM  
Pickle farker
 
2009-10-07 03:21:52 PM  
Tricky Chicken 2009-10-07 03:14:16 PM

J-CO: neglogon: Rev.K: tortilla burger: Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?

Germans?

Bombed Pearl Harbor?

Yes, after Himmler taught that deaf-blind girl how to pilot a plane. You saw the movie about that right? The Miracle Worker.

Isn't that the one where they crashed over Macho Grande?



Over Macho Grande?
No, I'll never get over Macho Grande.
 
2009-10-07 03:22:04 PM  

Elvis_Bogart: Jeez, there are some seriously purse-lipped, humorless cranky ass people in this thread.


I'll be in my bunk.
 
2009-10-07 03:22:07 PM  
Good for her. What with that Underground railroad and shiat.

/too far back? and black?
 
2009-10-07 03:22:07 PM  
ncowie.files.wordpress.com

Stop reading my diary. Seriously, it's rude. That stuff is private.
 
2009-10-07 03:22:15 PM  

jaxwally: neglogon: Rev.K: tortilla burger: Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?

Germans?

Bombed Pearl Harbor?

over?


I don't think the Germans will ever get over bombing Pearl Harbor.
 
2009-10-07 03:22:21 PM  

Marcus Aurelius: Meanwhile we can all safely ignore Helen Keller's true accomplishments, like founding the ACLU, for example.


Next you'll tell us she was a socialist or something...
 
2009-10-07 03:22:28 PM  

toonz: I haven't been this confused since chef Paul Prudhomme thought the woman's dog was a baby and allowed those chicks to win the Cannonball Run.

/give it a minute...


Didn't even take a minute! Those movies RULED!
cdn.springboard.gorillanation.com

/hot like pistons and camshafts
 
2009-10-07 03:22:29 PM  
Wow!

So many new, inexperienced Farkers.

Haven't been around here long have you all?

/no wonder Obama got elected Prime Minister.
//someone link the original thread
 
2009-10-07 03:22:38 PM  

J-CO: neglogon: Rev.K: tortilla burger: Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?

Germans?

Bombed Pearl Harbor?

Yes, after Himmler taught that deaf-blind girl how to pilot a plane. You saw the movie about that right? The Miracle Worker.


He didn't teach her to do that. He taught her to play pinball.
 
2009-10-07 03:22:47 PM  

helix400: I don't think the Germans will ever get over bombing Pearl Harbor.


Just like the Japs will never get over 9/11
 
2009-10-07 03:22:56 PM  

EvilEgg:
It was the Red Cross.i>

I thought it was Women's Suffrage.

/But I guess women have suffered enough.

 
Tui
2009-10-07 03:23:02 PM  
She already Twittered about it:

i6.photobucket.com
 
2009-10-07 03:23:20 PM  
www.babble.com

RIP HELEN KELLER
 
2009-10-07 03:23:46 PM  

Dr.Knockboots: Dante Hicks: Have you become so embittered that you now feel the need to attack the handicapped?


Oh, God, I just read the first line of that post and immediately felt like a retard. I need to bone up on my J&SB films. :-/ It's been too farking long.
 
2009-10-07 03:24:00 PM  

Rev.K: tortilla burger: Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?

Germans?


The got-danged Germans got nothing to do with it!


/you sounded taller on the radio, boy.
 
2009-10-07 03:24:05 PM  
Tricky Chicken:

Isn't that the one where they crashed over Macho Grande?

no, besides, they'll never get over Macho Grande
 
2009-10-07 03:24:53 PM  
I only wish she were alive to see it.
 
2009-10-07 03:24:56 PM  

phlegmmo: Helen Keller to be honored with a statue on Capitol Hill.

That's very fitting; it's a place where no one has any vision and nobody listens.


Hey, that was my headline.
 
2009-10-07 03:25:11 PM  

Guelph35: How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?

Rearrange the furniture.


I thought they just beat the ever living crap out of her. I mean... Who would she tell?
 
2009-10-07 03:26:05 PM  
Not a big Keven Smith fan, but I swear Clerks 2 is just one of those movies I can't get sick of.
 
2009-10-07 03:26:09 PM  

i297.photobucket.com

R.I.P. Hellen Keller

 
2009-10-07 03:26:10 PM  

Tui: She already Twittered about it:


OK that made the coworkers look this way... thanks
 
2009-10-07 03:26:33 PM  
Was she the famed C-ration chef? I must have eaten a hundred cans of Beans Anne Frank when I was in the Army.
 
2009-10-07 03:26:40 PM  
This is why you should avoid using obscure pop culture references for your headlines. Half the people on the thread don't have a clue and the other half apparently don't understand sarcasm when they read it.
 
2009-10-07 03:26:44 PM  

Tui: She already Twittered about it:


That made me pee a little.
 
2009-10-07 03:26:46 PM  

old_toole: No you mean Northrup Winslow, the poet from Spectre Al.

You are all idiots. You obviously mean Northrup Grumman, the aircraft builder.
 
2009-10-07 03:26:58 PM  

Pxtl: tortilla burger: Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?

No, it ended when the Americans dropped a nuclear bomb on Dresden.


No, No, No! The American's dropped the bomb on Detroit, after Helen Keller and her husband Chris Keller stormed the beaches in Oz. Anne Frank was Hitler's live in prostitute, why do you think she was never found? After all this, Amelia Earhart took them flying. She let Helen take the wheel and they all died in a mid-air collision with Buddy Holly, Richie Valens and the Big Bopper...come on now....it's so simple.

//Ok...I need another drink...sorry Farkers
 
2009-10-07 03:27:00 PM  
Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor...HELL NO!!!
 
2009-10-07 03:27:09 PM  

Guelph35: How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?

Rearrange the furniture.


Wrong. They handed her a waffle iron to read.
 
2009-10-07 03:27:17 PM  
kemosabe
I thought subby was either unlearned or ripping off movie lines.

Sadly, it was the latter. Haven't seen Clerks part duex.


IMHO it paled in comparison to the original. I watched it for about an hour then a donkey got involved, fast forwarded...cheesey stupid sh*t in jail. turned it off. It sucked. but then again just my opinion.
 
2009-10-07 03:27:17 PM  
I don't understand.
 
2009-10-07 03:27:23 PM  
Build ME a statue!
I didn't fight back against the Nazis either!
 
2009-10-07 03:27:43 PM  

tjhal2001: This is why you should avoid using obscure pop culture references for your headlines. Half the people on the thread don't have a clue and the other half apparently don't understand sarcasm when they read it.


Yet this has been one of the more entertaining threads today as a result.

In the words of Helen Keller:

MMNNNNNNUUUUUUUHHHHH
 
2009-10-07 03:27:45 PM  

Rev.K: tortilla burger: Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?

Germans?


He's on a roll.
 
2009-10-07 03:27:50 PM  
hawkfantasysports.files.wordpress.com

R.I.P. Dustin Keller
 
2009-10-07 03:28:12 PM  

crobblee.files.wordpress.com

R.I.P. HELEN OF KELLER

 
2009-10-07 03:28:14 PM  
Nice job, subby. Caught some retardfish in the first 10 posts.
 
2009-10-07 03:28:28 PM  
Finally time we had an Anarchist be recognized for their work in the US.
 
2009-10-07 03:28:53 PM  
Why did Helen Keller masturbate with only one hand?

She used the other one to moan with.

/mandatory
//try it sometime
 
2009-10-07 03:28:56 PM  
www.concertshots.com

R.I.P. Keller Williams
 
2009-10-07 03:29:18 PM  
MENOCU.

/goddamn blinds.
 
2009-10-07 03:29:27 PM  

bighairyguy: The Diary of Barney Frank?


Wasn't he the deaf, dumb, and blind guy who worked for Andy Griffith?
 
2009-10-07 03:29:49 PM  

Frizbone: Rev.K: tortilla burger: Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?

Germans?

He's on a roll.


A Kaiser Roll perhaps?
 
2009-10-07 03:29:54 PM  
tjhal2001 2009-10-07 03:26:40 PM

This is why you should avoid using obscure pop culture references for your headlines. Half the people on the thread don't have a clue and the other half apparently don't understand sarcasm when they read it.



Actually, it's exactly why you should use them. More fun for all.
And obscure??? Don't make me get my boomstick.
 
2009-10-07 03:30:11 PM  

apiarist: Wrong. They handed her a waffle iron to read.


And left the plunger in the toilet.
 
Tui
2009-10-07 03:30:34 PM  

The_Sponge: R.I.P. Hellen Keller

i6.photobucket.com
 
2009-10-07 03:30:41 PM  
+1 Subby. I lol'd.
 
2009-10-07 03:30:42 PM  
www.amoeba.com

30 Helen's agree....
 
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