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(Daily Mail)   Kelly Clarkson spotted with a salad. Which she fed to a steer that she then slaughtered, grilled, and ate (pic)   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 195
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2009-10-07 01:11:31 PM
Awesome headline!

And that picture is horrendous!
 
2009-10-07 01:11:39 PM
albo: Gamer Grrrl: That's only true for men. Women have to be hot AND capable. Men can be fat farks and it's alright

hey, beth ditto fronts a rock band, and she's fatter and uglier than a warthog.


But that is usually the first thing people point out when talking about her or the band.
 
2009-10-07 01:12:39 PM
Gamer Grrrl: That's only true for men. Women have to be hot AND capable. Men can be fat farks and it's alright.

I call it the Billy Joel/Lyle Lovett/Ric O'Casic theory, but it's more "ugly" for them than "fat."
 
2009-10-07 01:12:49 PM
Gamer Grrrl: That's only true for men. Women have to be hot AND capable. Men can be fat farks and it's alright.

Men suffer just as much body issues as women, we'd just externalize our frustrations instead of internalizing them.
 
2009-10-07 01:14:04 PM
Is that Elvis?
 
2009-10-07 01:14:16 PM
MaxxLarge: Gamer Grrrl: You know who else is fat by Hollywood standards?

It seems that you're trying to test me.
Forget it, I won't let you best me.
I'd jump it, and hit it.
And I wouldn't quit it,
Until they arrived to arrest me.


So, unlike some punks, you would rather stay and play?

/Clarkson got back.
//And front. And sides.
 
2009-10-07 01:14:28 PM
HappyLittleTree: But that is usually the first thing people point out when talking about her or the band.

maybe because she wears tights and is defiantly fat. at least debora iyall threw on a loose dress
 
2009-10-07 01:15:29 PM
HappyLittleTree: beth ditto

I looked this up, cause I had no idea who you were talking about, this is not okay.

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2009-10-07 01:15:39 PM
She said: 'The rumours are not helping me on the dating front. I prefer the boys.
I'm extremely flattered when I do get hit on by girls, and I do think it's really hot, but I'm not into it. I like boys.'


Yeah, it is the internet rumors that keep guys from wanting to fark you, not all the flab. Sure....
 
2009-10-07 01:15:52 PM
CrankMyBlueSax: She looks like she is ready for a WalMart tour.

media.peopleofwalmart.com

i think you're right
 
2009-10-07 01:17:49 PM
She gets fatter and fatter but her boobs never get bigger. Poor girl.
 
2009-10-07 01:19:44 PM
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2009-10-07 01:20:46 PM
albo: Gamer Grrrl: That's only true for men. Women have to be hot AND capable. Men can be fat farks and it's alright

hey, beth ditto fronts a rock band, and she's fatter and uglier than a warthog.


I can name numerous rock band frontmen who are ugly farks. Steven Tyler, Mick Jagger, Johnny Rotten, Roger Waters, Adam Duritz, Danny Elfman, Sammy Hagar, Freddie Mercury, Ozzie Osbourne, Sid Vicious...

Granted a lot of those are old, but still. Guys are mostly only held to their musical abilities, whereas women are also rated on how hot they are.

/Freddie Mercury could farking sing
 
2009-10-07 01:20:53 PM
Salad is what food eats.
 
2009-10-07 01:21:47 PM
Kurmudgeon: "Henceforth, only refer to Kelly Clarkson as corpulent, porcine, or husky."

I prefer the term, Rubenesque.


Tits ain't big enough.
 
2009-10-07 01:23:01 PM
www.forumammo.com
 
2009-10-07 01:23:24 PM
Gamer Grrrl: You know who else is fat by Hollywood standards?

She is fat by normal standards.
 
2009-10-07 01:23:33 PM
zarberg: Gamer Grrrl: That's only true for men. Women have to be hot AND capable. Men can be fat farks and it's alright.

I call it the Billy Joel/Lyle Lovett/Ric O'Casic theory, but it's more "ugly" for them than "fat."


That's definitely true.

IdBeCrazyIf: Gamer Grrrl: That's only true for men. Women have to be hot AND capable. Men can be fat farks and it's alright.

Men suffer just as much body issues as women, we'd just externalize our frustrations instead of internalizing them.


Sure, but chunky guys don't get as much shiat for being chunky as chunky women do.
 
2009-10-07 01:27:23 PM
Gamer Grrrl: zarberg: Gamer Grrrl: That's only true for men. Women have to be hot AND capable. Men can be fat farks and it's alright.

I call it the Billy Joel/Lyle Lovett/Ric O'Casic theory, but it's more "ugly" for them than "fat."

That's definitely true.

IdBeCrazyIf: Gamer Grrrl: That's only true for men. Women have to be hot AND capable. Men can be fat farks and it's alright.

Men suffer just as much body issues as women, we'd just externalize our frustrations instead of internalizing them.

Sure, but chunky guys don't get as much shiat for being chunky as chunky women do.


And guys will date broke chicks. Shallow goes both ways.
 
2009-10-07 01:29:39 PM
Subby, that steer was deep-fried, not grilled
 
2009-10-07 01:30:07 PM
Yes because lord knows she can't sing if she's FAT..........
 
2009-10-07 01:31:35 PM
Gamer Grrrl: I can name numerous rock band frontmen who are ugly farks. Steven Tyler, Mick Jagger, Johnny Rotten, Roger Waters, Adam Duritz, Danny Elfman, Sammy Hagar, Freddie Mercury, Ozzie Osbourne, Sid Vicious...

Granted a lot of those are old, but still. Guys are mostly only held to their musical abilities, whereas women are also rated on how hot they are.

/Freddie Mercury could farking sing


On the flip side, male rockers are also judged very heavily on showmanship, attitude, etc. Ozzy wouldn't be popular otherwise.

A hot female singer who can sing is a hot female singer who can sing. She'll be popular no matter what.
 
2009-10-07 01:34:57 PM
weatherwitch666: Yes because lord knows she can't sing if she's FAT..........

There are millions who can sing. You want to be a female pop star? You better bring more to the table than "I can sing".
 
2009-10-07 01:35:35 PM
Gamer Grrrl: Sure, but chunky guys don't get as much shiat for being chunky as chunky women do.

D-bag good looking dudes get far more shait than biatchy good looking women.
 
2009-10-07 01:35:54 PM
You know what though? I respect her. She is not one of the other teen idols that goes to rehab and gets caught in a broom closet with some random guy, she is not some floozy that shaves her head and goes completely insane, and she does not have a home made porn (That we know of) that is available on the Internet. She actually is a good role model for kids to look up to. Her songs are all pretty much good and she has a pretty good message. She fluctuates in weight, so what, it just proves that she is closer to being a human being than a lot of other role models out there.
 
2009-10-07 01:36:03 PM
If Kelly Clarkson plops her fat ass down on your toilet you better get the plunger ready.
She BEEFS. She'll drop 5 or 6 forearm-sized logs in there with no flushes in between. Rumor has it that on the set of "From Justin to Kelly" she used to shiat in the shower and heel it down the drain.
 
2009-10-07 01:37:21 PM
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2009-10-07 01:40:45 PM
carnifex2005: If Kelly Clarkson plops her fat ass down on your toilet you better get the plunger ready.
She BEEFS. She'll drop 5 or 6 forearm-sized logs in there with no flushes in between. Rumor has it that on the set of "From Justin to Kelly" she used to shiat in the shower and heel it down the drain.


thank you for that image. excuse me, i need to hork
 
2009-10-07 01:41:00 PM
carnifex2005: If Kelly Clarkson plops her fat ass down on your toilet you better get the plunger ready.
She BEEFS. She'll drop 5 or 6 forearm-sized logs in there with no flushes in between. Rumor has it that on the set of "From Justin to Kelly" she used to shiat in the shower and heel it down the drain.


Whiskey. Tango. Foxtrot.
 
2009-10-07 01:41:13 PM
For a fat chick, she sure does have small tits.

/ducks
 
2009-10-07 01:42:12 PM
bongmiester: carnifex2005: If Kelly Clarkson plops her fat ass down on your toilet you better get the plunger ready.
She BEEFS. She'll drop 5 or 6 forearm-sized logs in there with no flushes in between. Rumor has it that on the set of "From Justin to Kelly" she used to shiat in the shower and heel it down the drain.

thank you for that image. excuse me, i need to hork


The worst part about it is that I had to sit and think what was meant by "heel it down the drain." Thanks. Thanks for that.
 
2009-10-07 01:42:42 PM
I found a chunky, not very good looking woman who I found myself very attracted to because of her wit and charm:

Sarah Vowell.

carnifex2005: If Kelly Clarkson plops her fat ass down on your toilet you better get the plunger ready.
She BEEFS. She'll drop 5 or 6 forearm-sized logs in there with no flushes in between. Rumor has it that on the set of "From Justin to Kelly" she used to shiat in the shower and heel it down the drain.


Are you like, 12 or something?
 
2009-10-07 01:44:38 PM
carnifex2005: If Kelly Clarkson plops her fat ass down on your toilet you better get the plunger ready.
She BEEFS. She'll drop 5 or 6 forearm-sized logs in there with no flushes in between. Rumor has it that on the set of "From Justin to Kelly" she used to shiat in the shower and heel it down the drain.


Okay, "heel it down the drain" has me cracking up in the office :-)
 
2009-10-07 01:46:32 PM
Gamer Grrrl: You know who else is fat by Hollywood standards?

The difference being that I'd totally bone this chick and not Kelly Clarkson.

/no offense, I dig big girls, but Kelly doesn't even have that cute of a face.
 
2009-10-07 01:47:00 PM
carnifex2005: If Kelly Clarkson plops her fat ass down on your toilet you better get the plunger ready.
She BEEFS. She'll drop 5 or 6 forearm-sized logs in there with no flushes in between. Rumor has it that on the set of "From Justin to Kelly" she used to shiat in the shower and heel it down the drain.


Is this from a Kelly Clarkson scat fanfic forum or something?
 
2009-10-07 01:49:33 PM
MDGeist: I love fark! I mean were else can a bunch of fat, pointless people all make fun of others that actually do things with their lives. Keep it up Fark!

If it wasn't for Fark, you wouldn't get any sort of "human contact" (albeit, its over the internet, but hey... beggars can't be choosers)
 
2009-10-07 01:50:05 PM
carnifex2005: If Kelly Clarkson plops her fat ass down on your toilet you better get the plunger ready.
She BEEFS. She'll drop 5 or 6 forearm-sized logs in there with no flushes in between. Rumor has it that on the set of "From Justin to Kelly" she used to shiat in the shower and heel it down the drain.



So, so wrong, yet it brought tears to my eyes.

/+1
 
2009-10-07 01:50:19 PM
tedbundee: The difference being that I'd totally bone this chick and not Kelly Clarkson.

/no offense, I dig big girls, but Kelly doesn't even have that cute of a face.


I'm sure it's shopped, but she looks adorable here (new window).
 
2009-10-07 01:51:01 PM
carnifex2005: If Kelly Clarkson plops her fat ass down on your toilet you better get the plunger ready.
She BEEFS. She'll drop 5 or 6 forearm-sized logs in there with no flushes in between. Rumor has it that on the set of "From Justin to Kelly" she used to shiat in the shower and heel it down the drain.


That got me giggling!
 
2009-10-07 01:53:38 PM
Kozmopoliskepticalopsis: carnifex2005: If Kelly Clarkson plops her fat ass down on your toilet you better get the plunger ready.
She BEEFS. She'll drop 5 or 6 forearm-sized logs in there with no flushes in between. Rumor has it that on the set of "From Justin to Kelly" she used to shiat in the shower and heel it down the drain.


So, so wrong, yet it brought tears to my eyes.

/+1


+1 from me as well
 
2009-10-07 01:54:57 PM
zarberg: I found a chunky, not very good looking woman who I found myself very attracted to because of her wit and charm:

There is nothing wrong with this. But let me tell you, if you are dating a fatty never tell them "You are bigger than most girls I would date, but I like you for who you are." It will not end well.


/never again
 
2009-10-07 01:55:08 PM
Gamer Grrrl: DjangoStonereaver: There are just some people who, no matter how they excercise or
diet, will always look like a potato.

Kelly Clarkson may well be one of those. And I'm good with that:
she's not unattractive (she cleans up very well), and she can look
like a water buffalo if she can actually sing like she does.

That's only true for men. Women have to be hot AND capable. Men can be fat farks and it's alright.


Kelly Clarkson actually took off. That fatass you posted didn't.
 
2009-10-07 01:56:50 PM
zvoidx:

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That's gold Jerry, GOLD!!!!
 
2009-10-07 01:57:03 PM
Here is a video of her eating said salad: Link (new window)
 
2009-10-07 01:57:27 PM
jst3p: There is nothing wrong with this. But let me tell you, if you are dating a fatty never tell them "You are bigger than most girls I would date, but I like you for who you are." It will not end well.


/never again


I wouldn't date someone I wasn't attracted to. I'd use them for cheap sex, maybe, but I wouldn't date them.
 
2009-10-07 01:58:10 PM
carnifex2005: If Kelly Clarkson plops her fat ass down on your toilet you better get the plunger ready.
She BEEFS. She'll drop 5 or 6 forearm-sized logs in there with no flushes in between. Rumor has it that on the set of "From Justin to Kelly" she used to shiat in the shower and heel it down the drain.


The heel it down the drain part got me
 
2009-10-07 02:01:07 PM
carnifex2005: If Kelly Clarkson plops her fat ass down on your toilet you better get the plunger ready.
She BEEFS. She'll drop 5 or 6 forearm-sized logs in there with no flushes in between. Rumor has it that on the set of "From Justin to Kelly" she used to shiat in the shower and heel it down the drain.


Magnificent!
 
2009-10-07 02:04:40 PM
Tat'dGreaser: Gamer Grrrl: You know who else is fat by Hollywood standards?

She is fat by normal standards.


You'd still wreck that.
 
2009-10-07 02:05:21 PM
jst3p: But let me tell you, if you are dating a fatty never tell them "You are bigger than most girls I would date, but I like you for who you are." It will not end well.

Buddy of mine, talking about his girlfriend, which she overheard: "That fat biatch can cook!"

Learned the difference between "can" and "will."
 
2009-10-07 02:05:44 PM
gspazg: Tat'dGreaser: Gamer Grrrl: You know who else is fat by Hollywood standards?

She is fat by normal standards.

You'd still wreck that.


Shhh.... let the closeted man go about his business
 
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