submitter: Study finds 50% of French kids use cell phones in class. Now if we can only get the same number to use deoderant

i doubt french kids can even spell deodorant

just say soap subby, a lot harder to misspell.

/sope?

Fark France. They've been around for dozens of centuries, and what have they achieved beyond giving us some good dinner recipes?

The United States has existed only about 233 years and we've managed to invent air travel, the telephone, television, satellites, integrated circuits, computers, the entire farking Internet... We even sent people to the mother farking moon. THE MOON! WHO ELSE HAS DONE THAT???

And yet these snotty Europeans call us "stupid". If we're stupid with all we've accomplished, what are they?

Epsilon: We even sent people to the mother farking moon. THE MOON! WHO ELSE HAS DONE THAT???

And now we're going to blow it up. Why? We're Americans, and that's just what Americans do. BOOYA.

Pssh... everyone knows the French don't work hard enough to perspire.

Epsilon: hey've been around for dozens of centuries, and what have they achieved beyond giving us some good dinner recipes?

Well, to start with...our form of government is based on the writings of French people. But, by all means, please share your idiotic screed with us.

Stupid French.

Marla Singer's Laundry: Well, to start with...our form of government is based on the writings of French people.

So it's their fault Subtard can't spell deodorant?

Je ne parle pas Francais parce que je ne suis un grenouille.

Knucklepopper: Marla Singer's Laundry: Well, to start with...our form of government is based on the writings of French people.

So it's their fault Subtard can't spell deodorant?

Apparently.

Simpsons did it

hate so much

Epsilon: Fark France. They've been around for dozens of centuries, and what have they achieved beyond giving us some good dinner recipes?


i'm guessing you're joking, but in case you weren't...besides the dinner recipes, they also helped your country gain independence.

But I am le tired...

Epsilon: Fark France. They've been around for dozens of centuries, and what have they achieved beyond giving us some good dinner recipes?

The United States has existed only about 233 years and we've managed to invent air travel, the telephone, television, satellites, integrated circuits, computers, the entire farking Internet... We even sent people to the mother farking moon. THE MOON! WHO ELSE HAS DONE THAT???

And yet these snotty Europeans call us "stupid". If we're stupid with all we've accomplished, what are they?

I might find French people annoying and rude but they were just as important as the US is now back in the day. The French invented many things that were important as well. They might be irrelevant now but who's to say we're not gonna end up like them (we'll still be better cause we aren't surrounded by French people).

artvsscience: But I am le tired...

Well have a nap then FIRE THE MISSILES!

Epsilon: Fark France. They've been around for dozens of centuries, and what have they achieved beyond giving us some good dinner recipes?

The United States has existed only about 233 years and we've managed to invent air travel, the telephone, television, satellites, integrated circuits, computers, the entire farking Internet... We even sent people to the mother farking moon. THE MOON! WHO ELSE HAS DONE THAT???

And yet these snotty Europeans call us "stupid". If we're stupid with all we've accomplished, what are they?

Well, I suppose that in a sense, Europeans created the United States.

To be less pedantic, your list includes stuff that was invented by Scotsmen living in Canada, Manchester University (or Charles Babbage, or possibly others, depending on what you mean by computer). Most of the early rocket scientists were German. So was Einstein.

Americans aren't accomplished because they're smarter than anyone else. It's because your system is designed to maximize opportunity, and provide an environment in which innovation is achievable. That's what you're good at. And you're damn good at it.

I mean not to disrespect American achievements - I'm Canadian, and our contributions to the world are distressingly slim - but if you really think that Americans invent everything in the world, you're not really understanding what makes America powerful and accomplished.

Marla Singer's Laundry: Well, to start with...our form of government is based on the writings of French people.

I had no idea Hobbes, Locke, and Smith were French philosophers.

The Swiss stink. I worked at a Swiss owned company in Texas and they would come to visit the plant. My gOD they stunk. I love the cheese, but, DAMN. Take a shower! With soap.

Epsilon: And yet these snotty Europeans call us "stupid". If we're stupid with all we've accomplished, what are they?

Epsilon, you farking hillbilly troll.

As others have noted, Subby, when you misspell your snark, the terrorists win.

mexicymru: if you really think that Americans invent everything in the world, you're not really understanding what makes America powerful and accomplished.

When did understanding ever factor into the collective American psyche? We're too busy inventin everthing, y'all!

I'm replying on a cell phone, so I'm getting a kick out of these replies.

micuu: I'm replying on a cell phone, so I'm getting a kick out of these replies.

Hope it's a kick-ass all-American Blackberry!

Epsilon: Fark France. They've been around for dozens of centuries, and what have they achieved beyond giving us some good dinner recipes?

Your ignorance is showing. Maybe you'd be more at home on Larry the Cable Guy's web site?

And if you compare the US to other countries, you have to take into account comparable population levels.

You guys got trolled hard.

/Pro France

koan: Epsilon: Fark France. They've been around for dozens of centuries, and what have they achieved beyond giving us some good dinner recipes?

Your ignorance is showing. Maybe you'd be more at home on Larry the Cable Guy's web site?

And if you compare the US to other countries, you have to take into account comparable population levels.

Beyond what you are talking about, do Americans REALLY like French food? My guess is that Larry the Cable Guy isn't fixin'up some fine French cuisine.

paloma: Epsilon: Fark France. They've been around for dozens of centuries, and what have they achieved beyond giving us some good dinner recipes?


i'm guessing you're joking, but in case you weren't...besides the dinner recipes, they also helped your country gain independence.

Ding! Ding! Ding!

We'd still be a British colony if it werent for the French.

I actually like the French.

And it's deodorant, subby. It removes odor, not oder.

mexicymru: micuu: I'm replying on a cell phone, so I'm getting a kick out of these replies.

Hope it's a kick-ass all-American Blackberry!

Note sure if you were serious, but Blackberry is canadian.

koan: Blackberry

Yeah. I went to Waterloo.

Danielsan: You guys got trolled hard.

/Pro France

i was hoping he was a troll
/i bit anyway

Sope.

Danielsan: You guys got trolled hard.

Chalice - j'ai nourri un maudit troll?

tarhammer: paloma: Epsilon: Fark France. They've been around for dozens of centuries, and what have they achieved beyond giving us some good dinner recipes?


i'm guessing you're joking, but in case you weren't...besides the dinner recipes, they also helped your country gain independence.

Ding! Ding! Ding!

We'd still be a British colony if it werent for the French.

Mel Gibson is French?

tarhammer: We'd still be a British colony if it werent for the French.

like india and hong kong?

AR55: Marla Singer's Laundry: Well, to start with...our form of government is based on the writings of French people.

I had no idea Hobbes, Locke, and Smith were French philosophers.



This guy says "hello" to you from beyond the grave.

/Should that be "bonjour"?

Epsilon: Fark France. They've been around for dozens of centuries, and what have they achieved beyond giving us some good dinner recipes?

The United States has existed only about 233 years and we've managed to invent air travel, the telephone, television, satellites, integrated circuits, computers, the entire farking Internet... We even sent people to the mother farking moon. THE MOON! WHO ELSE HAS DONE THAT???

And yet these snotty Europeans call us "stupid". If we're stupid with all we've accomplished, what are they?

Please speak for yourself...or, please tell us all the wonderful things you yourself have done for humanity. Really, we'd like to know, oh great americano...

MilkIt: Epsilon: Fark France. They've been around for dozens of centuries, and what have they achieved beyond giving us some good dinner recipes?

The United States has existed only about 233 years and we've managed to invent air travel, the telephone, television, satellites, integrated circuits, computers, the entire farking Internet... We even sent people to the mother farking moon. THE MOON! WHO ELSE HAS DONE THAT???

And yet these snotty Europeans call us "stupid". If we're stupid with all we've accomplished, what are they?

Please speak for yourself...or, please tell us all the wonderful things you yourself have done for humanity. Really, we'd like to know, oh great americano...

He made a meat loaf tonight?

Jacques I am so excited I could hardly wash.
Joseph Yes ... I too have had some difficulty washing these past few days.
Jacques Still, what is washing when we are on the verge of a great scientific breakthrough?
Joseph Jacques...
Jacques Yes, Joseph...
Joseph I have not been washing very thoroughly for many years now.
Jacques What do you mean? You must have been washing your face?
Joseph Oh yes, my face, I wash my face... but my legs... my stomach ... my chest, they're filthy.
Jacques Well, I don't wash my stomach every day.
Joseph (with increasing self-remorse) Ah, but you wash far more than me ... you are the cleaner of the Montgolfier brothers.
Jacques This is nothing, Joseph...

MilkIt: Please speak for yourself...or, please tell us all the wonderful things you yourself have done for humanity. Really, we'd like to know, oh great americano...

I think I already told you what Americans have done. If not for us, Europeans would still be writing notes on paper rather than saving notes in their electronic schedulers. And they wouldn't even be writing those notes on Post-It pads, because we farking invented those, too.

Epsilon: MilkIt: Please speak for yourself...or, please tell us all the wonderful things you yourself have done for humanity. Really, we'd like to know, oh great americano...

I think I already told you what Americans have done. If not for us, Europeans would still be writing notes on paper rather than saving notes in their electronic schedulers. And they wouldn't even be writing those notes on Post-It pads, because we farking invented those, too.

You keep saying "we"...did you play a large role in inventing all these wonderful american things?? If so, merci...

they make the world's best mustard.
i'm not an oenophile or fan of berets or truffle flavo(u)red twinkies or any other trappings of a francophile.

but, damn they make fine mustards.

they could learn to make decent breakfasts, however.

Dude. You would not have had POST-IT pads if it wasn't for us.
Farking deal with it. You are lucky WE gave you farking Post-It pads.

Post-It pads. USA!USA!USA!