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(Mainichi Daily News)   Enraged pet monkey runs amok in Yokohama   (mdn.mainichi.co.jp) divider line 96
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2003-03-14 01:09:33 AM  
First?
 
2003-03-14 01:09:45 AM  
I have a pet monkey.
 
2003-03-14 01:10:40 AM  
Was it later voted town mayor?
 
Rat [TotalFark]
2003-03-14 01:11:13 AM  
thats a monkey who's gonna get a spankin'

/yep
 
2003-03-14 01:11:28 AM  
if you have a monkey that's acting that bad, you all know what we do...
 
2003-03-14 01:11:46 AM  
Flee my precious, flee!
 
2003-03-14 01:11:54 AM  
[image from home.hot.rr.com too old to be available]
 
2003-03-14 01:12:04 AM  
That's a big monkey!! 80cms is 2.6 feet!!!

start your monkey spanking jokes......now!
 
2003-03-14 01:15:42 AM  
it was members of the l.a.b.i.a..
Liberation of
Apes
Before
Imprisoning
Apes
 
2003-03-14 01:16:46 AM  
My enraged pet monkey is currently running amok in my BVD's!
 
2003-03-14 01:16:55 AM  
You may NOT pet my monkey!
-Mike Meyers a la "Sprockets"
 
2003-03-14 01:17:01 AM  
shiat, it's cute, I'm surprised they didn't offer it citizenship...
 
2003-03-14 01:17:54 AM  
Never give a gun to monkeys.
 
2003-03-14 01:19:04 AM  
Well, at least now I know where rabid lab monkey #232345 is now.
 
2003-03-14 01:19:28 AM  
Best use of hero tag EVER!
 
2003-03-14 01:19:34 AM  
is it just me, or is "run amok" one of the funniest-sounding terms in the world? seriously, i always laugh, no matter what context.
"158 dead in after a madman started to run amok with a shovel at disneyworld"
me-> "haha ha ha ha ha ha haha ha ha!"
 
2003-03-14 01:21:34 AM  
Thereisnospoon I don't know, "gone berserk" is pretty good.
 
2003-03-14 01:21:35 AM  
Isnt L.A.B.I.A an offshoot of C.L.I.T
 
2003-03-14 01:23:26 AM  
Yes, the Coalition for the Liberation of Itinerant Apes is a very powerful organization... you must excercise caution not to stimulate the C.L.I.T.

/stimulates the C.L.I.T. often
 
2003-03-14 01:23:42 AM  
how about "going ape"?
 
2003-03-14 01:24:03 AM  
And the C.L.I.T. is actually an offshoot of the L.A.B.I.A.

Pay attention in high school. :)
 
2003-03-14 01:24:30 AM  
so is the monkey the hero?
 
2003-03-14 01:24:38 AM  
When informed of the tragic occurrence, President Bush stated "it should not be clear. . . .We must bomb the children of Iraq to prevent future monkey escapancesizationess."
 
2003-03-14 01:25:43 AM  
ahem* itinerant treedwellers
 
2003-03-14 01:25:53 AM  
I hate every ape I see, from chim-pan-a to chimpanzee.
 
2003-03-14 01:26:06 AM  
lmao @ Rickythepenguin!
 
2003-03-14 01:26:25 AM  
Grr. I'm tired, and I'm at work and distracted. My mind can't handle two acronyms at once!
 
2003-03-14 01:27:41 AM  
don't you think the mods added this article because monkeys are so cute!
 
2003-03-14 01:27:47 AM  
The Coalition of the Liberation of Itinerate Tree dwellers...
 
2003-03-14 01:29:15 AM  
Yeah, and to make up for the missing ass link
 
2003-03-14 01:31:08 AM  
Wait a minute-
Missing ass link...
Missing link...
Ha! I made a pun without even trying.
 
2003-03-14 01:31:39 AM  
sorrry but the "not" in prev post should be "now".

shame upon my house and lineage, commence hari-kiri
 
2003-03-14 01:31:40 AM  
simian antics!
 
2003-03-14 01:34:12 AM  
bad monkey. needs to be spanked...
 
2003-03-14 01:38:39 AM  
Don't make us go back to our liberal city home with tales of prejudice and bigotry from the heart of Utah!
 
2003-03-14 01:40:02 AM  
RockythePenguin:

*in best Stewie voice*

"Oh gosh, that's funny. That's really funny. Do you... do you write your own material? Do you? Because that is so fresh. "We must bomb the children of Iraq" You know, I've never heard anyone make that joke before. Mmmm. You are the first. I've never heard anyone reference...reference like that before. Because that...that's what you are doing, right? Isn't it? "We must bomb the children of Iraq" And yet, you've taken that and used it in a sarcastic way to insult the President in this situation. God, what a clever, smart girl you must be to come up with...with a joke like that all by yourself. That's so fresh, too. Got any...any titanic jokes you want to throw at me, while we're hitting these phenomena at the height of their popularity? Because I'm right here. God, you're so funny...."
 
2003-03-14 01:42:44 AM  
too bad.

i sure was looking forward to eating that monkey.
 
2003-03-14 01:43:42 AM  

"Enraged pet monkey runs amok in Yokohama"


Man, this will really piss off Gamerra now.


"Gamerra is fighting the enraged pet monkey ! Run ! Aiiiiiiiiiiiyeeeeeeee !~"

 
2003-03-14 01:45:06 AM  
I agree. This really is the best use of the hero tag I've ever seen.
 
2003-03-14 01:48:42 AM  
009and1/2, odd, i usually laugh at family guy references.
 
2003-03-14 01:49:33 AM  
[image from mars.dti.ne.jp too old to be available]
 
2003-03-14 01:49:54 AM  
*insert trite, unfunny George Bush bashing here*
 
2003-03-14 01:51:41 AM  
009and1/2 - That was very nicely done. I miss Stewie.
 
2003-03-14 01:52:10 AM  
These japanese monkeys are Ornery suns a biatches, and big too. they run around on my roof I hate them.
 
2003-03-14 01:53:12 AM  
So, I would assume that the owner spanked him. Thats what I would have done. "Bad monkey! Time for your spanking". On a related note, he could always ask guest to touch his monkey with a straight face.

/to tired to spank the monkey
 
2003-03-14 01:53:34 AM  
M.C.PeePants:

Hahahaha... It's the butt-farking Brady Bunch. Hahahaha.
 
2003-03-14 02:00:26 AM  
nine point five: on the one hand, i'm being called out for an admittedly lame joke, yet the calling-out itself is a tired and hackneyed callout. just weird.

on the other, it's r I ckythepenguin, not r O ckythepenguin.

on the third hand (long story, don't ask), as one that gave Uncle Sam 6 years of active duty military service, as you surely did at least, I believe I have a perspective regarding the destruction of human beings and families that others may or may not possess.
 
2003-03-14 02:04:04 AM  
*smooch*
 
2003-03-14 02:06:07 AM  
[image from img.fark.com too old to be available] Since people have brought up Family Guy, it should be mentioned that it's supposed to be airing on Adult Swim sometime in April. That is all.
 
2003-03-14 02:10:37 AM  
The only "cartoon" worth anything on Adult Swim is Aqua Teen Hunger Force. Yay!!!!!

/In other headlines, Meatwad drinks a fifth of whiskey...
 
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