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2009-10-06 03:22:03 PM  
I knew kids who got that for Xmas.
 
2009-10-06 03:59:26 PM  
More like 'steaming pile of manure' amirite??
 
2009-10-06 04:12:28 PM  
Hey, screw YOU subby. If I hadn't gotten this for my birthday I would not have the milking fetishes that I have today.
 
2009-10-06 04:43:21 PM  
Lando Lincoln: Hey, screw YOU subby. If I hadn't gotten this for my birthday I would not have the milking fetishes that I have today.

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Well, she does have a perty mouth...
 
2009-10-06 04:51:44 PM  
Awww, Subby didn't get the toy he wanted! Get over it man, it'a been 30 years!
 
2009-10-06 05:07:36 PM  
Ah, the 70s.

♪♫♪ Maaaaammories....
Light the corners of my mind.... ♪♫♪
 
2009-10-06 05:46:18 PM  
I WISH I'd gotten one of those for Christmas!
I would have had it fight my Shogun Warriors.
 
2009-10-06 05:59:33 PM  
It's a bit better than Gnip Gnop.
 
2009-10-06 06:03:58 PM  
I'm a little turned on.
 
2009-10-06 06:04:37 PM  
Ahhh_Ennui: Gnip Gnop.

Holy crap I just had a complete summer of 72 flashback, thanks to you pal!
 
2009-10-06 06:06:21 PM  
Great, I have the jingle stuck in my head now.
 
2009-10-06 06:10:07 PM  
Wow, that website wants you to pay $20 per volume of old commercials?
 
2009-10-06 06:10:59 PM  
You see kids? Doing drugs will NOT ruin your lives. You can still have a full, rich, exciting life as a toy designer.
 
2009-10-06 06:16:36 PM  
 
2009-10-06 06:19:36 PM  
I'll be in my bunk.
 
2009-10-06 06:30:30 PM  
Wow...
Thanks for dredging that up out of the muck at the bottom of my memory...

And Gnip Gnop rocks. You know why? Because when you're gnipping, he's gnopping. And when you're gnopping, he's gnipping. And that's the fun of Gnip Gnop.
 
2009-10-06 06:31:59 PM  
Ahhh_Ennui: It's a bit better than Gnip Gnop.

Nothing's better than Gnip Gnop.
 
2009-10-06 06:32:00 PM  
GurneyHalleck: I knew kids who got that for Xmas.

How's the therapy going?
 
2009-10-06 06:44:08 PM  
had to bail as soon as I saw the little kid pinching the little (I'm sorry) teat and milk coming out.

like there's a me-shaped hole in the wall.
 
2009-10-06 06:55:56 PM  
AaronSynn: Wow...
Thanks for dredging that up out of the muck at the bottom of my memory...

And Gnip Gnop rocks. You know why? Because when you're gnipping, he's gnopping. And when you're gnopping, he's gnipping. And that's the fun of Gnip Gnop.


I was always great at Gnipping but could never get the Gnopping down.
 
2009-10-06 07:29:29 PM  
My mother got me a "billy bass" for my birthday. Im 43 years old, and not a hick in any sense.


/gave it to a local lad for his birthday.
 
2009-10-06 07:29:29 PM  
Kenner came out with Spirographs, for the OCD Aspies among us.

That was before the dark side. Before they were taken over by the HASBRO Empire...
 
2009-10-06 07:29:30 PM  
now, its Milky the Marvelous Milking American worker and Wall Street punks are milking him for all he's worth and laughing all the way to the Bank.

Milky The Marvelous 401K Cow was the 2008 model, and reports out of Wall Street was that she was milked to death!


God i love Freedom!
 
2009-10-06 07:34:39 PM  
I got one. I still have it. I'm serious.
 
2009-10-06 07:45:45 PM  
Amish sex toy?
 
2009-10-06 07:54:35 PM  
Linux_Yes: now, its Milky the Marvelous Milking American worker and Wall Street punks are milking him for all he's worth and laughing all the way to the Bank.

Milky The Marvelous 401K Cow was the 2008 model, and reports out of Wall Street was that she was milked to death!


God i love Freedom!


Welcome to favorites list
 
2009-10-06 08:32:24 PM  
My sister got Milky for Christmas.

Total. Piece o'. Shiat.
 
2009-10-06 08:43:00 PM  
Another creepy Kenner product from the 70s, Blythe (new window)

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2009-10-06 08:48:51 PM  
i got stuck with being freaked out by Teddy Ruxpin instead
 
2009-10-06 08:55:29 PM  
GoteamVenture: i got stuck with being freaked out by Teddy Ruxpin instead

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These two scared the shiat out of me as a kid.
 
2009-10-06 09:17:58 PM  
WordsnCollision: Another creepy Kenner product from the 70s, Blythe (new window)

Those scared me as a kid. They had just about the same effect now!

O_O

Make it stop!

O_O

Make it stop!

O_O
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
 
2009-10-06 09:19:59 PM  
Gunny Highway: GoteamVenture: i got stuck with being freaked out by Teddy Ruxpin instead



These two scared the shiat out of me as a kid.


I had something similar, but throughout my childhood it was in a perpetual state of brokenness. It randomly made little bits of noise and the mouth moved randomly, usually in the middle of the night while I was sleeping.

I think it was possessed.
 
2009-10-06 09:22:47 PM  
GoteamVenture: i got stuck with being freaked out by Teddy Ruxpin instead

I loved terrorizing my sister with Rom the Space Knight.
 
2009-10-06 09:33:32 PM  
Gunny Highway: GoteamVenture: i got stuck with being freaked out by Teddy Ruxpin instead



These two scared the shiat out of me as a kid.


ahahahha omg me too..

the cartoons were SOOOO WEIRD..
 
2009-10-06 10:15:33 PM  
Just don't aim that at a cop....they're a bit sensitive about that sort of thing
 
2009-10-06 10:19:06 PM  
WordsnCollision: Another creepy Kenner product from the 70s, Blythe (new window)

Wow, Kenner was way ahead of the curve with goth lolly.
 
2009-10-06 10:36:46 PM  
I like how they felt the need to repeat three times that it made "pretend" milk.
 
2009-10-06 10:53:25 PM  
KentuckyBob: Kenner brought us so much stuff

I will never forget the unique smell of fresh plastic that came with opening a Star Wars figure, Christmas of '77.

And, you know, I think I remember the commercial for Milky.

Can't say I ever saw one in person, though.
 
2009-10-07 01:07:11 AM  
Would sell today if marketed as a coffee/tea cream dispenser. ONLY $19.99!!!! BUT WAIT THERE"S MoooOOOOOORE!
 
2009-10-07 02:44:26 AM  
I never got it, but I remember it.
 
2009-10-07 03:44:46 AM  
Candygram4Mongo: Kenner came out with Spirographs, for the OCD Aspies among us.

That was before the dark side. Before they were taken over by the HASBRO Empire...


I'm glad I'm not the only person who got a kick out of Spirograph.

Now I just need to find a like-minded soul who had a Capsella set, and my visit to my childhood will be complete.

brk1955.tripod.com
 
2009-10-07 04:28:56 AM  
As someone who was born in the early 80's, I can definitely say that the 70's looked like they sucked.
 
2009-10-07 05:25:29 AM  
that cow has dick sucking lips y'all.
and monkey finger nipples like farrah fawcett.
except milky's ass cancer got served in a taco
a long time ago.
 
2009-10-07 08:12:32 AM  
doobiebrother: that cow has dick sucking lips y'all.
and monkey finger nipples like farrah fawcett.
except milky's ass cancer got served in a taco
a long time ago.


That's the worst haiku I've ever seen.
 
2009-10-07 08:24:59 AM  
darth_shatner: Candygram4Mongo: Kenner came out with Spirographs, for the OCD Aspies among us.

That was before the dark side. Before they were taken over by the HASBRO Empire...

I'm glad I'm not the only person who got a kick out of Spirograph.

Now I just need to find a like-minded soul who had a Capsella set, and my visit to my childhood will be complete.


Never had one, but wish I did. It genuinely looks like fun...
 
2009-10-07 09:17:50 AM  
darth_shatner: Candygram4Mongo: Kenner came out with Spirographs, for the OCD Aspies among us.

That was before the dark side. Before they were taken over by the HASBRO Empire...

I'm glad I'm not the only person who got a kick out of Spirograph.

Now I just need to find a like-minded soul who had a Capsella set, and my visit to my childhood will be complete.


I had not one, but two Capsella sets, and parts of them are still around for my boys. Good times with that toy, good times.
 
2009-10-07 09:32:55 AM  
Had a gnip gnop as a kid. Only recently realized is was ping pong spelled backwards.

SSPs were the shiat
 
2009-10-07 09:42:47 AM  
 
2009-10-07 09:49:59 AM  
My sister had that stupid cow. GI Joe ate it. Says it was delish.
 
2009-10-07 09:57:46 AM  
heavybarrel.files.wordpress.com

The best toy ever created and the reason for my best Christmas ever.
 
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