Can anyone post her pic? Websense is blocking the pic but not the article for me. I want to see if she's fappable.

"Run away! Run away!"

Repent, Harlequin!

She's a tweeker, IIRC - trying to find the video clip from a few days ago.

MemeSlave: Can anyone post her pic? Websense is blocking the pic but not the article for me. I want to see if she's fappable.

If you can fap to a picture of some balls, you're golden:

Saw this on the news last week - the woman looks like they weighs 90 pounds soaking wet. Good for her for having two types of balls.

Felt? I'm sure.

pool balls and coffee cups. My faves.

MemeSlave: Can anyone post her pic? Websense is blocking the pic but not the article for me. I want to see if she's fappable.

Those Jehovah's Witnesses probably won't be back a her door for a while.

idrow: MemeSlave: Can anyone post her pic? Websense is blocking the pic but not the article for me. I want to see if she's fappable.

M'eh! Not bad, but not worth the crazy.

Was she also screaming "Praise be to Allah!" at the same time she screamed death from above?

Anyone who screams, "Death from above" is good in my book.

boy, those burglars must have been serious pussies.

Great, now it's going to take me almost a year and a half to buy a new set of pool balls for my table.

Obdicut: Anyone who screams, "Death from above" is good in my book.

This.

NakedApe: Those Jehovah's Witnesses probably won't be back a her door for a while.

Yeah. I was wondering what kind of home invasion it is if you see the invaders while they're outside, climb up a tree to get on your roof and you hurl balls at them... while they're still outside.

She knew this was a home invasion because
a) she had some contraband that she knew these guys would be coming for
b) she's gone so far around the bend that the bend done broke

the pic is a myspace angle, the vid reveals the snaggletooth truth.

/still love her

"Do you want karate?" would have been much more appropriate.

Drop hippies can be dangerous.

Poppyale: Obdicut: Anyone who screams, "Death from above" is good in my book.

This.

This This.

thowing billiard balls by hand? you are clearly doing it wrong. a 1/2 scale 12 pdr cannon is the correct way to throw biliard balls at an opponent.

1/2 scale 12 pdr cannon = 2.25" bore

billiard ball = 2.25" diameter

DFA?

She play DosNetmech?

fireclown: pool balls and coffee cups. My faves.

You can also shoot the piles of prewar money you find with that thing. I like the dishes myself, but you've got to watch out their trajectory at longer ranges.

that picture makes it look like she has coulter hands.

If more people fight back there would be less burglars, even moreso with guns.

She was on CNN last week. She' seems a bit, how shall we say, special.

Poppyale: Obdicut: Anyone who screams, "Death from above" is good in my book.

This.

This² Farktards are lucky she didn't have a jug of napalm handy.

Thisbymaster: If more people fight back there would be less burglars, even moreso with guns.

Hooray for homeopathy, the tooth fairy, and other things that you can only believe on faith alone!

Now that she's thoroughly pissed off these burglars...do the
a). Stay Away from this house?
b). Get drunk and try again...making sure she isn't home?
c). Come back with a vengeance, possibly carrying firearms, tie up the snowflake and show her another fun use for those balls?

GoshAwful: Drop hippies can be dangerous.

almost as bad as drop elk

reminds me of some of the extended family members, like one of my aunts

no, she's not related, well no more then the rest of you farkers are.

Oldiron_79: thowing billiard balls by hand? you are clearly doing it wrong. a 1/2 scale 12 pdr cannon is the correct way to throw biliard balls at an opponent.

1/2 scale 12 pdr cannon = 2.25" bore

billiard ball = 2.25" diameter

Apparently you missed the part about her not being able to find her crossbow or pellet gun. She had to "make due" with chucking skull fracturing billiard balls.

/article needs bat shiat crazy hero tag
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Grammar fail in article:

The suspected burglars ran off after the pelting, though Ollie couldn't get a good lock at them.

Either good look at or good lock on. Either one would suffice.

/no wonder why print media is failing

Man...Don't ruin it for yourself...just don't watch the video, stick with the pic above.


I'd hope them teefers are that way from a skateboard accident or something. Regardless, it's time for a new dental plan.

After reading that I don't know why this popped into my mind but it did.

Horse Shoes & Hand Grenades man! (new window)

Thisbymaster: If more people fight back there would be less burglars, even moreso with guns.

I have to ask you to go back, proofread, and retype that sentence. I'm not even a grammar nazi, just being a grammar Glenn Beck fan will do to make that hurt your teeth.

SwallowTheKnife: Poppyale: Obdicut: Anyone who screams, "Death from above" is good in my book.

This.

This This.

It would have been sooo much better if she was a little old lady, like Granny from the Beverly Hillbillies.

I'm 6'5", and enjoy screaming "Death from above" when approaching short people.

I get my knees kicked a lot.

idrow: MemeSlave: Can anyone post her pic? Websense is blocking the pic but not the article for me. I want to see if she's fappable.

Fist. Angry God. etc.

/would regret it later, I'm sure

Maybe she served.

idrow: MemeSlave: Can anyone post her pic? Websense is blocking the pic but not the article for me. I want to see if she's fappable.

[pic]

Maybe it was her day off from the pole and she was shootin' 'em from her cootch

Proud2B_American: Now that she's thoroughly pissed off these burglars...do the
a). Stay Away from this house?
b). Get drunk and try again...making sure she isn't home?
c). Come back with a vengeance, possibly carrying firearms, tie up the snowflake and show her another fun use for those balls?

Not standing up to criminals and thugs is the reason we have so many criminals and thugs.
/We have nothing to fear but fear itself.

Proud2B_American: Now that she's thoroughly pissed off these burglars...do the
a). Stay Away from this house?
b). Get drunk and try again...making sure she isn't home?
c). Come back with a vengeance, possibly carrying firearms, tie up the snowflake and show her another fun use for those balls?

This! Reminds me of:
Cynthia: Me perform for you. Me dance too.
Bob: My wife used to be in The, uh... EntertainmEnt business.
Cynthia: Yeah. You perform here?

Did the cops shoot her six times in the back and drag her to the front yard?

What "Death From Above" may look like...