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(The Citizen)   Swedish media hurriedly tries to cover up discovery of town populated only by Swedish lesbians   (thelocal.se) divider line 201
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2009-10-06 11:40:40 AM  
AngryJailhouseFistfark: They're beautiful to each other, alright? Too goddamn little love in this world, if that's the best we can get to add to the Net Universal Joy then so be it.

The best explanation I've heard for this phenomenon is that while lesbians like ladies they don't feel very feminine, so they dress and act like men.
 
2009-10-06 11:42:34 AM  
Third In Line: I have one of my own ;)

bragger...
 
2009-10-06 11:43:04 AM  
Daffydil: Hawnkee: Belinda Carlisle

yeah well, she also said, "Life's too short to be a Go-Go for twenty years." and...wait...where was I going with this?


You were taxiing down the runway and then you dumped all your gas so you were light enough to take off!
 
2009-10-06 11:46:49 AM  
Daffydil: Third In Line: I have one of my own ;)

bragger...


*puffs small chest*
 
2009-10-06 11:56:52 AM  
nakedmolerat: I think I'm in love!

I'm single.

The Icelander: The best explanation I've heard for this phenomenon is that while lesbians like ladies they don't feel very feminine, so they dress and act like men.

Whoever explained this to you is an idiot. You are also an idiot for not only listening to this nonsense, but for repeating it.

I play with boys toys because I had an older brother and HIS cars raced around the rack and made cool noises. My shiatty toys were pink and sat there.....staring....

My Mom had it figured out by the time I was 5.

As far as how I dress....well I look damn good in a dress, I just prefer not to bind everything up (I do wear a bra though), and do not feel the need to instigate lust in leechy menfolk. I also shave everything. EVERYTHING. Men don't do that....but they should.

I ramble... ignorance is bliss or something.
 
2009-10-06 11:58:14 AM  
Third In Line: *puffs small chest*

*shakes tiny fist*

Belltower: You were taxiing down the runway and then you dumped all your gas so you were light enough to take off!

how can I take off if I haz no gas?...:)
 
2009-10-06 12:01:35 PM  
Third In Line: Daffydil: Third In Line: I have one of my own ;)

bragger...

*puffs small chest*


Okay, so how did a lesbian thread turn into a hunky guys discussion? A little turnabout from the Farkettes here?
 
2009-10-06 12:03:22 PM  
Belltower: Okay, so how did a lesbian thread turn into a hunky guys discussion? A little turnabout from the Farkettes here?

I am not threadjacking - oh, no, no, no

back to the subject at hand please
 
2009-10-06 12:03:52 PM  
Daffydil: *shakes tiny fist*

Seems oddly appropriate for a lesbian thread
 
2009-10-06 12:08:43 PM  
IdBeCrazyIf: Daffydil: *shakes tiny ineffectual fist*

Seems oddly appropriate for a lesbian thread


More apropos
 
2009-10-06 12:15:30 PM  
IdBeCrazyIf: Seems oddly appropriate for a lesbian thread

FISTING THREAD!!!
 
2009-10-06 12:18:20 PM  
Maybe not so hotso...


2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2009-10-06 12:23:42 PM  
A new take on an old song - "She's a lumberjack and she's okay"

api.ning.com
 
2009-10-06 12:33:46 PM  
I don't get why some guys make a big deal over lesbians. Sure, 2 hotties are better than 1, but 1 hottie is better with whom you have a chance is better than 30 that you don't.

Also, strip clubs. That's like paying $100 bucks to walk around a Ferrari showroom. I'd rather go somewhere you have a chance of closing the deal.

/Who's going to be first to ask me how they know I'm gay?
 
2009-10-06 12:36:29 PM  
Sure, 2 hotties are better than 1, but 1 hottie is better with whom you have a chance is better than 30 that you don't.

Proofreading -- try it sometime
 
2009-10-06 12:38:40 PM  
PitaCJ: nakedmolerat: I think I'm in love!

I'm single.


me too. but I've been informed I don't play well with others.

/also not Swedish
// or blonde
///and doesn't care much for cats
 
2009-10-06 12:39:20 PM  
landsnark1: Sure, 2 hotties are better than 1, but 1 hottie is better( with whom you have a chance) is better than 30 that you don't.

Proofreading -- try it sometime


imaginary brackets...get some...
 
2009-10-06 12:45:12 PM  
landsnark1: I don't get why some guys make a big deal over lesbians. Sure, 2 hotties are better than 1, but 1 hottie is better with whom you have a chance is better than 30 that you don't.

Hey, if yearsdecades of porn have taught me nothing else1, it's that all attractive lesbianswomen are actually bisexual at heart.


1Aside from how to say "I have a twelve inch penis" in Swedish
 
2009-10-06 12:47:16 PM  
Maybe they're not lesbians, they're all...

i856.photobucket.com
 
2009-10-06 12:51:36 PM  
rogue49: I don't care about a town of Swedish Lesbians.


/I want to know where there is a town of American nymphos with no morals...priorities, man

Mechanicsville, VA. Easy pickin's


Salisbury, NC
 
2009-10-06 01:07:40 PM  
Perhaps the town can be found in Lappland?

*ba-dum-cha*

Any Stockholmers in huset?
 
2009-10-06 01:22:36 PM  
i164.photobucket.com
 
2009-10-06 01:28:24 PM  
PitaCJ: Not all lesbians are jerks... just the ones I date. I however, am awesome.

I would love to live in Sweden, but a total lesbian city would just be too much.

Everyone will have dated everyone else, the softball teams will be competative to the point of bloodshed, and U-Haul would rule the world.


Q: What does a lesbian bring on a second date?
A: A U-Haul.

Q: What does a gay man bring on a second date?
A: What second date?
 
2009-10-06 01:59:31 PM  
Yeah, this one has a distinct chance of epicness.
 
2009-10-06 02:00:40 PM  
Surprised this hasn't been more epic
 
2009-10-06 02:02:50 PM  
landsnark1: I don't get why some guys make a big deal over lesbians. Sure, 2 hotties are better than 1, but 1 hottie is better with whom you have a chance is better than 30 that you don't.

Also, strip clubs. That's like paying $100 bucks to walk around a Ferrari showroom. I'd rather go somewhere you have a chance of closing the deal.

/Who's going to be first to ask me how they know I'm gay?


Guys always think they have a chance. The obsession with hot lesbians is because it's a fantasy. And in that fantasy, the hot lesbians are actually bisexual, but only for you. Doesn't make sense, but it's the horny male mind.
 
2009-10-06 02:08:41 PM  
RminusQ: Yeah, this one has a distinct chance of epicness.

not even remotely...
 
2009-10-06 02:11:56 PM  
Schwipp: 'tis true... I live in northern Sweden, and me and a couple of buddies got beat up by the all female police when we tried to break through the fence that guards the entire settlement.

They are, however, ruled by some crazy old lesbian women mixed up with Asatro and are quite violent. Blot and all that.

Rumor has it that they are quite liberal (as all swedes are) when it comes to sexual escapades and age of consent. Sixteen year old girls having mead-fueled ritual lesbian sex in knee-deep snow around huge bonfires and that sort of thing. Young nubile bodies caressing each other in the flaming light and indecent moans which echoes through the tall and tender birch-trees.

Now, I managed to take a few pictures of their communal bathing facilities when we we're arrested, but I would get banned for posting them...

/Back to work...


...um...
crap, forgot what I was going to post now...

/I'll be in my bunk
 
2009-10-06 02:15:59 PM  
imgod2u: Guys always think they have a chance. The obsession with hot lesbians is because it's a fantasy. And in that fantasy, the hot lesbians are actually bisexual, but only for you. Doesn't make sense, but it's the horny male mind.

Oh no, it makes complete sense. See, all those hot lesbians gave up on men because they never found a cock that was awesome enough to please 'em. But see, my cock, it's way more than enough to please those two carpet munchers, that's why its nickname is Cockosaurus Rex. And after a couple beers and some dancing, we'll go back to their place where I'll give them what they've been missing, because, you know, those two hot lesbians are just a solid dicking (with Cockosaurus Rex, of course) from returning to a life of normalcy* with me.


*"normalcy", here, is defined as "a working poly-amorous relationship in which I am serviced daily by my formerly lesbian wives".
 
2009-10-06 02:45:50 PM  
Cervantes3773: Oh no, it makes complete sense. See, all those hot lesbians gave up on men because they never found a cock that was awesome enough to please 'em. But see, my cock, it's way more than enough to please those two carpet munchers, that's why its nickname is Cockosaurus Rex. And after a couple beers and some dancing, we'll go back to their place where I'll give them what they've been missing, because, you know, those two hot lesbians are just a solid dicking (with Cockosaurus Rex, of course) from returning to a life of normalcy* with me.


*"normalcy", here, is defined as "a working poly-amorous relationship in which I am serviced daily by my formerly lesbian wives".


Have you been following me? I think I have met you in every single bar I have ever been to....and I have been to many. I LOLed.

nakedmolerat: me too. but I've been informed I don't play well with others.

/also not Swedish
// or blonde
///and doesn't care much for cats


I am destined to fail as a lesbian because I am allergic to cats, and I never seem to live anywhere that is nice for a dog (I won't cramp one up in an apartment), and every girl I dated when I had ferrets freaked out like they were the devil.

I will be a single ferret lady. Ferrets are more entertaining than women anyway.

Back to the Swedes and male fantasy land....
 
2009-10-06 02:46:57 PM  
Cervantes3773: imgod2u: Guys always think they have a chance. The obsession with hot lesbians is because it's a fantasy. And in that fantasy, the hot lesbians are actually bisexual, but only for you. Doesn't make sense, but it's the horny male mind.

Oh no, it makes complete sense. See, all those hot lesbians gave up on men because they never found a cock that was awesome enough to please 'em. But see, my cock, it's way more than enough to please those two carpet munchers, that's why its nickname is Cockosaurus Rex. And after a couple beers and some dancing, we'll go back to their place where I'll give them what they've been missing, because, you know, those two hot lesbians are just a solid dicking (with Cockosaurus Rex, of course) from returning to a life of normalcy* with me.


*"normalcy", here, is defined as "a working poly-amorous relationship in which I am serviced daily by my formerly lesbian wives".


+1
welcome to my favorites list
 
2009-10-06 02:48:48 PM  
Daffydil:
how can I take off if I haz no gas?...:)


img11.imageshack.us

Electric Airplane.
 
2009-10-06 03:08:28 PM  
After the VERY Boobies in this thread, you know this IS NOT A BOOKMARK.
 
2009-10-06 03:14:13 PM  
So as I understand it, there wouldn't be any plywood in said town?
 
2009-10-06 03:20:19 PM  
Cervantes3773: *"normalcy", here, is defined as "a working poly-amorous relationship in which I am serviced daily by my formerly lesbian wives".

I'm living the dream my friend... living the dream
 
2009-10-06 03:22:34 PM  
imgod2u: landsnark1: I don't get why some guys make a big deal over lesbians. Sure, 2 hotties are better than 1, but 1 hottie is better with whom you have a chance is better than 30 that you don't.

Also, strip clubs. That's like paying $100 bucks to walk around a Ferrari showroom. I'd rather go somewhere you have a chance of closing the deal.

/Who's going to be first to ask me how they know I'm gay?

Guys always think they have a chance. The obsession with hot lesbians is because it's a fantasy. And in that fantasy, the hot lesbians are actually bisexual, but only for you. Doesn't make sense, but it's the horny male mind.


YEP!
 
2009-10-06 03:24:37 PM  
IdBeCrazyIf: Cervantes3773: *"normalcy", here, is defined as "a working poly-amorous relationship in which I am serviced daily by my formerly lesbian wives".

I'm living the dream my friend... living the dream


Workin' the Poly, are you? We're looking into that ourselves.

We are.
 
2009-10-06 03:33:35 PM  
www.thelocal.se
/hot like the factory cranking out these beautiful specimens
 
2009-10-06 04:09:47 PM  
AngryJailhouseFistfark: IdBeCrazyIf: Cervantes3773: *"normalcy", here, is defined as "a working poly-amorous relationship in which I am serviced daily by my formerly lesbian wives".

I'm living the dream my friend... living the dream

Workin' the Poly, are you? We're looking into that ourselves.

We are.


bastards :(
some of us will be lucky to get away with poly pocket pool.

I guess it's good to know that y'all are out there taking it not so easy for us non-sinners.
 
2009-10-06 04:26:53 PM  
I think they must be confusing it with Northampton, MA (lesbianville, USA)

Though, in NoHo, it's not 100% womyn... there are five major colleges in the area, and indeed, a large lesbian population.

Oh, and the restaurants are out of this world. I recommend India House though.

Also for all you salivating manfolk out there, I'd like to point out that while the idea of "hot lesbo action" may get you all excited, I do believe that you're kind of not invited to that particular party ... by definition.
 
2009-10-06 04:30:15 PM  
DigitalSorceress: I think they must be confusing it with Northampton, MA (lesbianville, USA)

Though, in NoHo, it's not 100% womyn... there are five major colleges in the area, and indeed, a large lesbian population.

Oh, and the restaurants are out of this world. I recommend India House though.

Also for all you salivating manfolk out there, I'd like to point out that while the idea of "hot lesbo action" may get you all excited, I do believe that you're kind of not invited to that particular party ... by definition.


This is Fark. Most of us don't get invited to regular old parties.
But that never stopped us from closing our eyes and pretending to be there though..
 
2009-10-06 04:35:03 PM  
Third In Line: cowsspinach: You're welcome. I swear, I have a blonde fetish but I would never pass up a dark, handsome brunette man. Those are yummy too.

I have one of my own ;)


I dated one for 3 years and my my...even now when I see him I'm like damn you're hot. Ha ha.
 
2009-10-06 04:42:21 PM  
The day that all women figure out that they can have much better sex with each other than they can with a man, the human race (or at least men) will be doomed.

Seriously, why do women put up with all our crap?
 
2009-10-06 04:48:32 PM  
JasonThomasX: Seriously, why do women put up with all our crap?

Cause there are men out there like me getting the curve up for the rest of you schlocks

Bringing hope and change... through my penis

Sticky Hands: But that never stopped us from closing our eyes and pretending to be there though..

Or hiding in the bushes
 
2009-10-06 05:14:47 PM  
PitaCJ: nakedmolerat: me too. but I've been informed I don't play well with others.

/also not Swedish
// or blonde
///and doesn't care much for cats

I am destined to fail as a lesbian because I am allergic to cats, and I never seem to live anywhere that is nice for a dog (I won't cramp one up in an apartment), and every girl I dated when I had ferrets freaked out like they were the devil.

I will be a single ferret lady. Ferrets are more entertaining than women anyway.

Back to the Swedes and male fantasy land....


I love ferrets! Why is my soulmate always located across a continent or ocean from me?

feh.

Oh well...I hear there is this village in Sweden...
 
2009-10-06 06:14:21 PM  
JasonThomasX: Seriously, why do women put up with all our crap?

Lesbian bed death. They *need* our overactive libidos to keep the zing in the relationship.
 
2009-10-06 09:51:29 PM  
The town used to make money by woodworking, but now it's all webcams.
 
2009-10-06 11:55:54 PM  
This thread is relevant to my interests. My interests being women and boobs.

/drunk
 
2009-10-07 10:18:04 AM  
PitaCJ:
Have you been following me? I think I have met you in every single bar I have ever been to....and I have been to many. I LOLed.

...

I am destined to fail as a lesbian because I am allergic to cats, and I never seem to live anywhere that is nice for a dog (I won't cramp one up in an apartment), and every girl I dated when I had ferrets freaked out like they were the devil.

I will be a single ferret lady. Ferrets are more entertaining than women anyway.

Back to the Swedes and male fantasy land....



I haven't been following you. But when I find you, you'll get what you need.

/Courtesy of Cockosaurus Rex

Also, I work with a lesbian with two pet dogs. However, she's "married" (stupid Michigan laws), sorry.


landsnark1: +1
welcome to my favorites list


Huzzah!



IdBeCrazyIf: I'm living the dream my friend... living the dream

Which is why you're on my favorites list.
 
2009-10-07 03:02:23 PM  
Something not bookmarky
 
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