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(The Citizen)   Swedish media hurriedly tries to cover up discovery of town populated only by Swedish lesbians   (thelocal.se) divider line 201
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2009-10-06 09:54:10 AM
Nakito: Wait, I thought the dykes were in the Netherlands.

Full WIN
 
2009-10-06 09:57:29 AM
Oldiron_79: NO NO, you can't stay here at th town of lesbians, its too perious.

This is what happens when you type with one hand.

/Let me face the peril!
 
2009-10-06 09:59:24 AM
PitaCJ: Um. Sexually frustrated? Not with an entire city of lesbians dear, and you sure as fark wouldn't be the GUY they go to for help.

You sound butch
 
2009-10-06 10:00:14 AM
Nakito: Wait, I thought the dykes were in the Netherlands.

Both places have them. Only difference is the ones here can't be plugged with a guy's finger.
 
2009-10-06 10:03:43 AM
PitaCJ:

Everyone will have dated everyone else, the softball teams will be competative to the point of bloodshed, and U-Haul would rule the world.


I was unaware of U-Haul's deathgrip on lesbianism.
 
2009-10-06 10:05:45 AM
maudibjr: PitaCJ:

Everyone will have dated everyone else, the softball teams will be competative to the point of bloodshed, and U-Haul would rule the world.

I was unaware of U-Haul's deathgrip on lesbianism.


Part of an old joke: What does a lesbian bring on a second date? A U-Haul.

Personally, I'd be more intrigued if they brought a U-Boat.
 
2009-10-06 10:07:54 AM
FTA: "thick waist belt full of woodworking equipment"

MMmm. I'm as turgid as a chinaman at that.

Ironical that about 1/2 the blonde women (and men) you see there have auburn and dark red roots. They loves the bleach jobs.

/lived in Göteborg for 6 months
//ex-wife is 1/2 Swedish.
 
2009-10-06 10:08:19 AM
ethics-gradient: Came for the snu-snu references, leaving satisfied for China where it seems I have bridges to sell them.

/Well, if they're gullible enough to believe that bollocks then there's money to be made, no?


Perhaps. BTW, was the honourable that wanker Tony Blair moved by the plight of the Iraqi people and also knew about Saddam's WMDs promised a threesome with the Bush daughters for joining the coalition sending UK troops to their deaths?
 
2009-10-06 10:09:32 AM
If .se domains weren't that expensive, one should register chakopaul.se and put up a nice, fake website for that city.
 
2009-10-06 10:15:19 AM
Cervantes3773: mcvey: Ahhh Tiffany Teen, how I miss you.

Indeed.


Empornium has a blue light special on her this week. 4.34GB worth of pics actually.
 
2009-10-06 10:16:53 AM
Schwipp: Sixteen year old girls having mead-fueled ritual lesbian sex in knee-deep snow around huge bonfires and that sort of thing. Young nubile bodies caressing each other in the flaming light and indecent moans which echoes through the tall and tender birch-trees.

I came.
 
2009-10-06 10:18:15 AM
Blondes, Blondes and Blondes do I adore.

/Dirrty blondes, Yummo
 
2009-10-06 10:20:41 AM
IdBeCrazyIf: You sound butch

I've softened up in my old age. Even grew my hair long! *gasp*

maudibjr: I was unaware of U-Haul's deathgrip on lesbianism.

dittybopper: Part of an old joke: What does a lesbian bring on a second date? A U-Haul.

I have some ideas for U-Haul, they can run ads on LOGO:

"Rent a truck for one weekend, get half off when you move again within a month!"

"We understand relationships aren't always forever, but the the need for inexpensive moving trucks will never die. Let U-Haul be your continuity!"

"Advertise for us on your softball jersey and get two free rentals a year!"

"U-Haul....now with built in cat carriers!"

I have more, but I need to actually get some work done.
 
2009-10-06 10:22:40 AM
1000HilltopCircleJerks: Perhaps. BTW, was the honourable that wanker Tony Blair moved by the plight of the Iraqi people and also knew about Saddam's WMDs promised a threesome with the Bush daughters for joining the coalition sending UK troops to their deaths?

0/10

Trolling a thread about Swedish lesbians w/ that bullshiat is weak.

/are you Epoch Zero's alt?
 
2009-10-06 10:24:33 AM
This thread had so much potential. And you ruined it.
 
2009-10-06 10:25:38 AM
PitaCJ: I've softened up in my old age. Even grew my hair long! *gasp*

My wife could schlick to that
 
2009-10-06 10:28:55 AM
Cyclonic Cooking Action: Cervantes3773: mcvey: Ahhh Tiffany Teen, how I miss you.

Indeed.

Empornium has a blue light special on her this week. 4.34GB worth of pics actually.


Oh my.

/It's like a million kittens cried out... and then vanished.
 
2009-10-06 10:29:40 AM
PitaCJ: IdBeCrazyIf: You sound butch

I've softened up in my old age. Even grew my hair long! *gasp*

maudibjr: I was unaware of U-Haul's deathgrip on lesbianism.

dittybopper: Part of an old joke: What does a lesbian bring on a second date? A U-Haul.

I have some ideas for U-Haul, they can run ads on LOGO:

"Rent a truck for one weekend, get half off when you move again within a month!"

"We understand relationships aren't always forever, but the the need for inexpensive moving trucks will never die. Let U-Haul be your continuity!"

"Advertise for us on your softball jersey and get two free rentals a year!"

"U-Haul....now with built in cat carriers!"

I have more, but I need to actually get some work done.


My dad rented a U-Haul to move his plane.

A reinforcing rib from the roof fell down and punctured one of his wings. He had to stitch it back up. I'm sure we passed a lesbian or two between his basement and the airport.
 
2009-10-06 10:30:52 AM
dstanley: I came.

They probably did too, but someone had to wash the bear-pelts.
 
2009-10-06 10:31:05 AM
Came for the Snoo-Snoo reference.

/leaving with a feeling of awesome
 
2009-10-06 10:32:45 AM
Cyclonic Cooking Action: Cervantes3773: mcvey: Ahhh Tiffany Teen, how I miss you.

Indeed.

Empornium has a blue light special on her this week. 4.34GB worth of pics actually.


Will go nice with the 3.4GB I already have. Great success.
 
2009-10-06 10:33:33 AM
thesubliminalman RULES!

ROTFLMAO!
 
2009-10-06 10:36:48 AM
Porn lesbians and community lesbians... totally different things.

Think about it. A nation so overwhelmed with superficially flawless women that they have most of the males on the planet willing to at least give them a try... for pure nationality alone. That means just being a Swedish female puts you around the first leg of the race in landing a man. How ugly would a Swedish chick have to be if she gave up on men and lived in seclusion?

I'm picturing like a Swedish leper colony.
 
2009-10-06 10:39:58 AM
Razorwolf: Porn lesbians and community lesbians... totally different things.

Think about it. A nation so overwhelmed with superficially flawless women that they have most of the males on the planet willing to at least give them a try... for pure nationality alone. That means just being a Swedish female puts you around the first leg of the race in landing a man. How ugly would a Swedish chick have to be if she gave up on men and lived in seclusion?

I'm picturing like a Swedish leper colony.


You were making a point, and it probably was a good one.

Then you wrote leper, but I read leopard, which is of course a big cat, much like a cougar...Swedish cougars... and I returned to fantasy land.
 
2009-10-06 10:43:25 AM
Thanks for the man-pics cowsspinach!

I have no lesbian jokes...
sorry, just reading
for pleasure?
 
2009-10-06 10:46:56 AM
Third In Line: Thanks for the man-pics cowsspinach!

I have no lesbian jokes...
sorry, just reading
for pleasure?


methinks Third In Line doth bookmark...
 
2009-10-06 10:49:44 AM
Oldiron_79: NO NO, you can't stay here at th town of lesbians, its too peri[l]ous.

Look, it's my duty as a knight to sample as much peril as I can.

/I can fight them all single-handedly
 
2009-10-06 10:52:01 AM
Cervantes3773: Cyclonic Cooking Action: Cervantes3773: mcvey: Ahhh Tiffany Teen, how I miss you.

Indeed.

Empornium has a blue light special on her this week. 4.34GB worth of pics actually.

Oh my.

/It's like a million kittens cried out... and then vanished.


There's a better torrent of it at TnA
 
2009-10-06 10:52:35 AM
Bork bork bork, I'ma paddlin' der skin canoe to Tuna Town!
 
2009-10-06 10:53:54 AM
PitaCJ: Scutter: Beaten half to death? So, what they're saying is that I would still be half alive when I finallt entered this town full of sexually frustrated hawt Swedish wimmins?

Um. Sexually frustrated? Not with an entire city of lesbians dear, and you sure as fark wouldn't be the GUY they go to for help.

I am currently sexually frustrated, but no penis will satisfy this desire. A Swedish lesbian would do nicely though.

/rawr


If they are secluded and segregated from men (penis) then perhaps they just don't know....education can be a wonderful thing...and thus the fantasy continues...
 
2009-10-06 10:59:06 AM
it sucks when lesbian reality clashes with lesbian fantasy
www.dailycomedy.com
 
2009-10-06 10:59:43 AM
cowsspinach: Blondes, Blondes and Blondes do I adore.

/Dirrty blondes, Yummo


I am sorely jealous dissapointed...
 
2009-10-06 11:05:43 AM
Germany's Naked Hitler: Third In Line: Thanks for the man-pics cowsspinach!

I have no lesbian jokes...
sorry, just reading
for pleasure?

methinks Third In Line doth bookmark...


huh
don't swing that way, but appreciate the human body!
you're the Naked German guy ;)
 
2009-10-06 11:05:49 AM
I played in a lesbian band once. Lesbian clubs are nothing like us guys imagine. They're actually not bad, but I was expecting more pillow fights.
 
2009-10-06 11:06:54 AM
Third In Line: Germany's Naked Hitler: Third In Line: Thanks for the man-pics cowsspinach!

I have no lesbian jokes...
sorry, just reading
for pleasure?

methinks Third In Line doth bookmark...

huh
don't swing that way, but appreciate the human body!
you're the Naked German guy ;)


I was referring to the man pics......
*honk*
 
2009-10-06 11:09:58 AM
PitaCJ: Not all lesbians are jerks... just the ones I date. I however, am awesome.

I would love to live in Sweden, but a total lesbian city would just be too much.

Everyone will have dated everyone else, the softball teams will be competative to the point of bloodshed, and U-Haul would rule the world.


WIN!
 
2009-10-06 11:11:26 AM
Isn't this called Provincetown? It's in Mass.
 
2009-10-06 11:11:39 AM
Germany's Naked Hitler: Third In Line: Germany's Naked Hitler: Third In Line: Thanks for the man-pics cowsspinach!

I have no lesbian jokes...
sorry, just reading
for pleasure?

methinks Third In Line doth bookmark...

huh
don't swing that way, but appreciate the human body!
you're the Naked German guy ;)

I was referring to the man pics......
*honk*


pffffft I got PLENTY of those ;)
 
2009-10-06 11:11:44 AM
Third In Line: Thanks for the man-pics cowsspinach!

You're welcome. I swear, I have a blonde fetish but I would never pass up a dark, handsome brunette man. Those are yummy too.

Daffydil: cowsspinach: Blondes, Blondes and Blondes do I adore.

/Dirrty blondes, Yummo

I am sorely jealous dissapointed...


????
 
2009-10-06 11:13:57 AM
Third In Line: Germany's Naked Hitler: Third In Line: Germany's Naked Hitler: Third In Line: Thanks for the man-pics cowsspinach!

I have no lesbian jokes...
sorry, just reading
for pleasure?

methinks Third In Line doth bookmark...

huh
don't swing that way, but appreciate the human body!
you're the Naked German guy ;)

I was referring to the man pics......
*honk*

pffffft I got PLENTY of those ;)


Somehow, I don't doubt that.....
 
2009-10-06 11:15:47 AM
First, I would like to apologise to all the lesbians in the world,FAP,but I just FAP, can't FAP help FAP it FAP.
 
2009-10-06 11:18:02 AM
PitaCJ: IdBeCrazyIf: You sound butch

I've softened up in my old age. Even grew my hair long! *gasp*

maudibjr: I was unaware of U-Haul's deathgrip on lesbianism.

dittybopper: Part of an old joke: What does a lesbian bring on a second date? A U-Haul.

I have some ideas for U-Haul, they can run ads on LOGO:

"Rent a truck for one weekend, get half off when you move again within a month!"

"We understand relationships aren't always forever, but the the need for inexpensive moving trucks will never die. Let U-Haul be your continuity!"

"Advertise for us on your softball jersey and get two free rentals a year!"

"U-Haul....now with built in cat carriers!"

I have more, but I need to actually get some work done.


I think I'm in love!
 
2009-10-06 11:21:59 AM
cowsspinach: ????

!!!!

/...:)
 
2009-10-06 11:25:00 AM
"A mythical Swedish town where men are barred from entering and women turn to homosexuality has piqued the interest of several Chinese media outlets men everywhere."

/fify
 
2009-10-06 11:27:02 AM
Beaten half to death? So, what they're saying is that I would still be half alive when I finallt entered this town full of sexually frustrated hawt Swedish wimmins?


I'm in. Let's do this thing.


Careful. It wasn't specified which half of you will be the dead half.
 
2009-10-06 11:28:44 AM
Belinda Carlisle was right. Heaven is a place on Earth. It is Sweden.
 
2009-10-06 11:30:19 AM
Billy Ligue: it sucks when lesbian reality clashes with lesbian fantasy

They're beautiful to each other, alright? Too goddamn little love in this world, if that's the best we can get to add to the Net Universal Joy then so be it.
 
2009-10-06 11:34:50 AM
AngryJailhouseFistfark: They're beautiful to each other, alright?

and hideous to us, fans of lesbians of the lipstick variety
 
2009-10-06 11:38:13 AM
Hawnkee: Belinda Carlisle

yeah well, she also said, "Life's too short to be a Go-Go for twenty years." and...wait...where was I going with this?
 
2009-10-06 11:39:29 AM
cowsspinach: You're welcome. I swear, I have a blonde fetish but I would never pass up a dark, handsome brunette man. Those are yummy too.

I have one of my own ;)
 
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