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(The Citizen)   Swedish media hurriedly tries to cover up discovery of town populated only by Swedish lesbians   (thelocal.se) divider line 202
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2009-10-06 08:21:22 AM
This reminds me of those '80s teen movies where some kid had a postcard or magazine clipping from some far off special place where everything was perfect and he was going to run away from his abusive step-father and live there.

/with lesbians
 
2009-10-06 08:22:06 AM
Came for the snu-snu references, leaving satisfied for China where it seems I have bridges to sell them.

/Well, if they're gullible enough to believe that bollocks then there's money to be made, no?
 
2009-10-06 08:22:45 AM
dittybopper: Snarfangel: It's a town where ketchup bottles remain unopened, and spiders roam without fear.

No, these are real lesbians, not porn lesbians. That means at least half will be bull-dykish enough to kill the spiders and open the ketchup bottles.


Why would you ruin a perfectly good fantasy town with real lesbians?
 
2009-10-06 08:22:58 AM
Not all lesbians are jerks... just the ones I date. I however, am awesome.

I would love to live in Sweden, but a total lesbian city would just be too much.

Everyone will have dated everyone else, the softball teams will be competative to the point of bloodshed, and U-Haul would rule the world.
 
2009-10-06 08:26:26 AM
one of you in this thread should die
 
2009-10-06 08:27:09 AM
It is still my firm belief the Swedes secretly steal into English hospitals in the night, and replace cute English babies with their occasional ugly Swedish baby.

It's the only way every woman is Sweden can be a goddess and 98% of England can crack mirrors with a glance.
 
2009-10-06 08:27:27 AM
A special pic for PitaCJ

bucketocrap.com

/hot (new window)
 
2009-10-06 08:27:52 AM
PitaCJ: and U-Haul would rule the world.

*fist bump*
 
2009-10-06 08:29:13 AM
bucketocrap.com

/another (new window)
 
2009-10-06 08:30:25 AM
Pvt Joker: Death by snoo-snoo!

pics.livejournal.com
 
2009-10-06 08:31:17 AM
Ahhh Tiffany Teen, how I miss you.
 
2009-10-06 08:33:47 AM
Town full of lesbian lumberjacks? I'm afraid to ask what they'd look like.
 
2009-10-06 08:35:42 AM
Nakito: Wait, I thought the dykes were in the Netherlands.

FTW!
 
2009-10-06 08:36:39 AM
The found Andersonville?

/sorry Chicago inside joke...
 
2009-10-06 08:37:18 AM
SiotMoc: Town full of lesbian lumberjacks? I'm afraid to ask what they'd look like.

Don't you dare ruin this fantasy for everyone by bringing reality into the discussion!
 
2009-10-06 08:37:45 AM
The town does in fact exist. Here is a picture of it.

www.joe-ks.com
 
2009-10-06 08:39:56 AM
i103.photobucket.com

What a Swedish Lesbian may look like...
 
2009-10-06 08:42:23 AM
The NSA was cued when satellite images revealed a high concentration of Subarus in the area....
 
2009-10-06 08:43:06 AM
VonAether: Pvt Joker: Death by snoo-snoo!

Came for this, leaving satisfied... over and over and over and over again.
 
2009-10-06 08:43:31 AM
Ivan Dobski: on the case [Maddow Fap]

I've always been attracted to women who look like lesbians.

Unfortunately, most of them are.
 
2009-10-06 08:44:01 AM
Lenny_da_Hog: The NSA was cued when satellite images revealed a high concentration of Subarus in the area....

Also, sales of Indigo Girl's albums quintupled over night...
 
2009-10-06 08:45:37 AM
RevBigfoot: SiotMoc: Town full of lesbian lumberjacks? I'm afraid to ask what they'd look like.

Don't you dare ruin this fantasy for everyone by bringing reality into the discussion!


You want to skip over the fact that they are all lumberjacks???
 
2009-10-06 08:50:32 AM
www.gifbin.com
 
2009-10-06 08:51:04 AM
hostJP: Came for this, leaving satisfied... over and over and over and over again.

Here on Fark, we aim to please.
 
2009-10-06 08:51:05 AM
lostinstockholm.com
 
2009-10-06 08:52:15 AM
monoski: RevBigfoot: SiotMoc: Town full of lesbian lumberjacks? I'm afraid to ask what they'd look like.

Don't you dare ruin this fantasy for everyone by bringing reality into the discussion!

You want to skip over the fact that they are all lumberjacks???


This is as far we will take it then
cn1.kaboodle.com

www.istockphoto.com
 
2009-10-06 08:52:48 AM
NO NO, you can't stay here at th town of lesbians, its too perious.
 
2009-10-06 08:53:11 AM
Of course, it's not the first time China's been hoodwinked by the satire press. There was that time Beijing's largest newspaper ran a story from the Onion.
 
2009-10-06 08:53:43 AM
I don't care about a town of Swedish Lesbians.


/I want to know where there is a town of American nymphos with no morals...priorities, man
 
2009-10-06 08:55:31 AM
Nick Nostril: Sweden? As in Scandinavia?

/I must have failed geography


Holy shiat! fark the Swedes. This guy found a whole island full of lesbians!
 
2009-10-06 08:56:10 AM
/I want to know where there is a town of American nymphos with no morals...priorities, man

Las Vegas FTW?
 
2009-10-06 08:58:13 AM
rogue49: I don't care about a town of Swedish Lesbians.


/I want to know where there is a town of American nymphos with no morals...priorities, man


Mechanicsville, VA. Easy pickin's
 
2009-10-06 08:58:53 AM
Isle of Ljësbøs?

/DNRTFA
 
2009-10-06 09:00:19 AM
Lenny_da_Hog: The NSA was cued when satellite images revealed a high concentration of Subarus in the area....

The NSA doesn't do IMINT. They do SIGINT.

What cued the NSA in was the local radio station played mostly just Indigo Girls and k.d. lang songs.
 
2009-10-06 09:00:36 AM
thesubliminalman: Our new overlords.

Whoa, Iggy Pop dyed his hair!
 
2009-10-06 09:03:32 AM
monoski: You want to skip over the fact that they are all lumberjacks???

I think you mean lumberjills.

LumberJills (new window)
 
2009-10-06 09:03:49 AM
i4.photobucket.com

Is it friday already?
 
2009-10-06 09:07:08 AM
www.dailycomedy.com

//and then I go and spoil it all by saying something stupid like "ugly lesbian".
 
2009-10-06 09:07:56 AM
offacue: floggingworks: Where did I put my passport....

Check the shelf, you may have used it as a bookmark.


Found it, thanks!

/oh boy is this gonna be great!
 
2009-10-06 09:08:22 AM
FIRST it was rhinoceros horn,THEN it was tiger penis NOW it's a whole town of "Women in Comfortable Shoes?

Two thoughts come to mind

#1) WTF are they smokin' in China?

#2) If yo think education is important . . .
 
2009-10-06 09:21:36 AM
monoski: RevBigfoot: SiotMoc: Town full of lesbian lumberjacks? I'm afraid to ask what they'd look like.

Don't you dare ruin this fantasy for everyone by bringing reality into the discussion!

You want to skip over the fact that they are all lumberjacks???


Hey, that doesn't mean they aren't OK.
 
2009-10-06 09:21:54 AM
The car distribution there must be off the hook. I'm guessing that they all drive Vulvos.
 
2009-10-06 09:22:42 AM
indarwinsshadow: //and then I go and spoil it all by saying something stupid like "ugly lesbian".

Holy Christ on a cracker... that scared the crap out of me. They have to be men....HAVE TO BE.

Dammit man.... that's worse than clowns.

/scared
 
2009-10-06 09:23:51 AM
fireclown: The car distribution there must be off the hook. I'm guessing that they all drive Vulvos.

Hey Bev, how's your uvula?
 
2009-10-06 09:31:20 AM
Beaten half to death? So, what they're saying is that I would still be half alive when I finallt entered this town full of sexually frustrated hawt Swedish wimmins?


I'm in. Let's do this thing.
 
2009-10-06 09:34:14 AM
'tis true... I live in northern Sweden, and me and a couple of buddies got beat up by the all female police when we tried to break through the fence that guards the entire settlement.

They are, however, ruled by some crazy old lesbian women mixed up with Asatro and are quite violent. Blot and all that.

Rumor has it that they are quite liberal (as all swedes are) when it comes to sexual escapades and age of consent. Sixteen year old girls having mead-fueled ritual lesbian sex in knee-deep snow around huge bonfires and that sort of thing. Young nubile bodies caressing each other in the flaming light and indecent moans which echoes through the tall and tender birch-trees.

Now, I managed to take a few pictures of their communal bathing facilities when we we're arrested, but I would get banned for posting them...

/Back to work...
 
2009-10-06 09:38:34 AM
mcvey: Ahhh Tiffany Teen, how I miss you.

Indeed.
 
2009-10-06 09:41:09 AM
What a Swedish lesbian might look like.
www.thelocal.se
 
2009-10-06 09:43:26 AM
stevetherobot: What a Swedish lesbian a Swedish Wendys ad might look like.
 
2009-10-06 09:51:07 AM
Scutter: Beaten half to death? So, what they're saying is that I would still be half alive when I finallt entered this town full of sexually frustrated hawt Swedish wimmins?

Um. Sexually frustrated? Not with an entire city of lesbians dear, and you sure as fark wouldn't be the GUY they go to for help.

I am currently sexually frustrated, but no penis will satisfy this desire. A Swedish lesbian would do nicely though.

/rawr
 
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