/and so it begins

Well, damn. Guess I know where I'm taking my next vacation.

Skail: Guess I know where I'm taking my next vacation.

Wisconsin?

_{/doesn't believe the linked story}

Where did I put my passport....

"Welcome, brave sir Knight."

A town without men? I don't understand. Makes brain hurt.

Oh. My. God. Swedish womens all rubbing and kissing each other? Heaven on earth, that is.

Procedural Texture: Skail: Guess I know where I'm taking my next vacation.

Wisconsin?

/doesn't believe the linked story

Hey, there's no need to give up a good theory, just because it doesn't happen to be true.

/my PI hated when I used to say that.

GreatNOD: "Welcome, brave sir Knight."

Beat me by **this** much!

floggingworks: Where did I put my passport....

Check the shelf, you may have used it as a bookmark.

how does a country profit?
1) spread rumor for female only city
2) make sure either japan or china heres of this
3)deny there is such a place
4) profit!!!!

I lived in San Francisco for like 5 years and when it comes to lesbians I have found reality to be highly disappointing.

Also, lesbians are jerks. Ever. Single. One. The gay men on the other hand were an absolute delight to work with. Very friendly and happy (gay?) and they always brought good snacks in on friday.

Approves !

Wait, I thought the dykes were in the Netherlands.

offacue: floggingworks: Where did I put my passport....

Check the shelf, you may have used it as a bookmark.

What you did there...I sees it.

/bookmarks are ebil
//devil made me do it

Yeah, umm, no way. First of all, how would they keep repopulating it....people leave the town and get pregnant, then come back? Then what would they do with the males, keep them locked in the castle and use them for "services"?

A pair of blonde female sentries stand guard at the unnamed town, referred to in reports as "Chako Paul City", and men wishing to enter risk being "beaten half to death" by police.

Death by snoo-snoo!

Nakito: Wait, I thought the dykes were in the Netherlands.

Win

Subby has never been to Decatur. Ignorance is bliss, my friend.

It's a town where ketchup bottles remain unopened, and spiders roam without fear.

Pvt Joker: A pair of blonde female sentries stand guard at the unnamed town, referred to in reports as "Chako Paul City", and men wishing to enter risk being "beaten half to death" by police.

Death by snoo-snoo!

So, basically its like living in Florida?

TwistedFark: I lived in San Francisco for like 5 years and when it comes to lesbians I have found reality to be highly disappointing.

Also, lesbians are jerks. Ever. Single. One. The gay men on the other hand were an absolute delight to work with. Very friendly and happy (gay?) and they always brought good snacks in on friday.

We're talking Swedish lesbians here buddy.

Our new overlords.

What the inhabitants might look like - from the slideshow on the site.

Yeah, we'll see how long that town lasts when the only thing that ever gets done is biatching about something needing fixed.

thesubliminalman: Our new overlords.

AAAHHHHHHHHH! Why do you have to go an ruin a good thing? Damn you. Damn you straight to hell.

Sweden? As in Scandinavia?

/I must have failed geography

toddism: What the inhabitants might look like - from the slideshow on the site.

Sold.

Third In Line: immigration?
must have very, very secret passport...

You should see the stamp...

The leather goddesses of Chako Paul?

kid_icarus: octopied: Yeah, umm, no way. First of all, how would they keep repopulating it....people leave the town and get pregnant, then come back? Then what would they do with the males, keep them locked in the castle and use them for "services"?

I guess when the police are beating the men intruders half to death, they also confiscate his sperm. Male children are drown in the river.

Reverse China?

mcvey: Reverse China?

I hear that one's an 8 out of 10 on the Karma Sutra difficulty scale.

I just don't understand why this thread doesn't already number in the thousands.... I mean really, Fark, it's a swedish lesbian thread....

/see how I made this one not seem so much like a bookmark?
//I so clever

A town filled with this? I'd go



/So hot (new window)

Kyotee: I just don't understand why this thread doesn't already number in the thousands.... I mean really, Fark, it's a swedish lesbian thread....

/see how I made this one not seem so much like a bookmark?
//I so clever

It's 6am. Give us a bit to wake up.

FTA "I have no idea where something like this could have come from," he said.

Dear Penthouse
I too was SHOCKED at the size of my enormous cawk

moar


/still hot (new window)

Kim Jong Il has been alerted.

awesome. that is all.

This reminds me of those '80s teen movies where some kid had a postcard or magazine clipping from some far off special place where everything was perfect and he was going to run away from his abusive step-father and live there.

/with lesbians

Came for the snu-snu references, leaving satisfied for China where it seems I have bridges to sell them.

/Well, if they're gullible enough to believe that bollocks then there's money to be made, no?

dittybopper: Snarfangel: It's a town where ketchup bottles remain unopened, and spiders roam without fear.

No, these are real lesbians, not porn lesbians. That means at least half will be bull-dykish enough to kill the spiders and open the ketchup bottles.

Why would you ruin a perfectly good fantasy town with real lesbians?

Not all lesbians are jerks... just the ones I date. I however, am awesome.

I would love to live in Sweden, but a total lesbian city would just be too much.

Everyone will have dated everyone else, the softball teams will be competative to the point of bloodshed, and U-Haul would rule the world.

one of you in this thread should die

It is still my firm belief the Swedes secretly steal into English hospitals in the night, and replace cute English babies with their occasional ugly Swedish baby.

It's the only way every woman is Sweden can be a goddess and 98% of England can crack mirrors with a glance.

A special pic for PitaCJ



/hot (new window)

PitaCJ: and U-Haul would rule the world.

*fist bump*

/another (new window)

Pvt Joker: Death by snoo-snoo!

Ahhh Tiffany Teen, how I miss you.

Town full of lesbian lumberjacks? I'm afraid to ask what they'd look like.

Nakito: Wait, I thought the dykes were in the Netherlands.

FTW!

SiotMoc: Town full of lesbian lumberjacks? I'm afraid to ask what they'd look like.

Don't you dare ruin this fantasy for everyone by bringing reality into the discussion!

The town does in fact exist. Here is a picture of it.

What a Swedish Lesbian may look like...

VonAether: Pvt Joker: Death by snoo-snoo!

Came for this, leaving satisfied... over and over and over and over again.

Lenny_da_Hog: The NSA was cued when satellite images revealed a high concentration of Subarus in the area....

Also, sales of Indigo Girl's albums quintupled over night...

RevBigfoot: SiotMoc: Town full of lesbian lumberjacks? I'm afraid to ask what they'd look like.

Don't you dare ruin this fantasy for everyone by bringing reality into the discussion!

You want to skip over the fact that they are all lumberjacks???

hostJP: Came for this, leaving satisfied... over and over and over and over again.

Here on Fark, we aim to please.

monoski: RevBigfoot: SiotMoc: Town full of lesbian lumberjacks? I'm afraid to ask what they'd look like.

Don't you dare ruin this fantasy for everyone by bringing reality into the discussion!

You want to skip over the fact that they are all lumberjacks???

This is as far we will take it then

NO NO, you can't stay here at th town of lesbians, its too perious.

Of course, it's not the first time China's been hoodwinked by the satire press. There was that time Beijing's largest newspaper ran a story from the Onion.

I don't care about a town of Swedish Lesbians.


/I want to know where there is a town of American nymphos with no morals...priorities, man

Nick Nostril: Sweden? As in Scandinavia?

/I must have failed geography

Holy shiat! fark the Swedes. This guy found a whole island full of lesbians!

/I want to know where there is a town of American nymphos with no morals...priorities, man

Las Vegas FTW?

rogue49: I don't care about a town of Swedish Lesbians.


/I want to know where there is a town of American nymphos with no morals...priorities, man

Mechanicsville, VA. Easy pickin's

Isle of Ljësbøs?

/DNRTFA

thesubliminalman: Our new overlords.

Whoa, Iggy Pop dyed his hair!

Is it friday already?

//and then I go and spoil it all by saying something stupid like "ugly lesbian".

offacue: floggingworks: Where did I put my passport....

Check the shelf, you may have used it as a bookmark.

Found it, thanks!

/oh boy is this gonna be great!

FIRST it was rhinoceros horn,THEN it was tiger penis NOW it's a whole town of "Women in Comfortable Shoes?

Two thoughts come to mind

#1) WTF are they smokin' in China?

#2) If yo think education is important . . .

monoski: RevBigfoot: SiotMoc: Town full of lesbian lumberjacks? I'm afraid to ask what they'd look like.

Don't you dare ruin this fantasy for everyone by bringing reality into the discussion!

You want to skip over the fact that they are all lumberjacks???

Hey, that doesn't mean they aren't OK.

The car distribution there must be off the hook. I'm guessing that they all drive Vulvos.

indarwinsshadow: //and then I go and spoil it all by saying something stupid like "ugly lesbian".

Holy Christ on a cracker... that scared the crap out of me. They have to be men....HAVE TO BE.

Dammit man.... that's worse than clowns.

/scared

fireclown: The car distribution there must be off the hook. I'm guessing that they all drive Vulvos.

Hey Bev, how's your uvula?

Beaten half to death? So, what they're saying is that I would still be half alive when I finallt entered this town full of sexually frustrated hawt Swedish wimmins?


I'm in. Let's do this thing.

'tis true... I live in northern Sweden, and me and a couple of buddies got beat up by the all female police when we tried to break through the fence that guards the entire settlement.

They are, however, ruled by some crazy old lesbian women mixed up with Asatro and are quite violent. Blot and all that.

Rumor has it that they are quite liberal (as all swedes are) when it comes to sexual escapades and age of consent. Sixteen year old girls having mead-fueled ritual lesbian sex in knee-deep snow around huge bonfires and that sort of thing. Young nubile bodies caressing each other in the flaming light and indecent moans which echoes through the tall and tender birch-trees.

Now, I managed to take a few pictures of their communal bathing facilities when we we're arrested, but I would get banned for posting them...

/Back to work...

mcvey: Ahhh Tiffany Teen, how I miss you.

Indeed.

What a Swedish lesbian might look like.

stevetherobot: What a Swedish lesbian a Swedish Wendys ad might look like.

Scutter: Beaten half to death? So, what they're saying is that I would still be half alive when I finallt entered this town full of sexually frustrated hawt Swedish wimmins?

Um. Sexually frustrated? Not with an entire city of lesbians dear, and you sure as fark wouldn't be the GUY they go to for help.

I am currently sexually frustrated, but no penis will satisfy this desire. A Swedish lesbian would do nicely though.

/rawr

What, Lilith Fair stopped touring and went into government?

Nakito: Wait, I thought the dykes were in the Netherlands.

Full WIN

PitaCJ: Um. Sexually frustrated? Not with an entire city of lesbians dear, and you sure as fark wouldn't be the GUY they go to for help.

You sound butch

Nakito: Wait, I thought the dykes were in the Netherlands.

Both places have them. Only difference is the ones here can't be plugged with a guy's finger.

ethics-gradient: Came for the snu-snu references, leaving satisfied for China where it seems I have bridges to sell them.

/Well, if they're gullible enough to believe that bollocks then there's money to be made, no?

Perhaps. BTW, was the honourable that wanker Tony Blair moved by the plight of the Iraqi people and also knew about Saddam's WMDs promised a threesome with the Bush daughters for joining the coalition sending UK troops to their deaths?

Cervantes3773: mcvey: Ahhh Tiffany Teen, how I miss you.

Indeed.

Empornium has a blue light special on her this week. 4.34GB worth of pics actually.

Blondes, Blondes and Blondes do I adore.

/Dirrty blondes, Yummo

IdBeCrazyIf: You sound butch

I've softened up in my old age. Even grew my hair long! *gasp*

maudibjr: I was unaware of U-Haul's deathgrip on lesbianism.

dittybopper: Part of an old joke: What does a lesbian bring on a second date? A U-Haul.

I have some ideas for U-Haul, they can run ads on LOGO:

"Rent a truck for one weekend, get half off when you move again within a month!"

"We understand relationships aren't always forever, but the the need for inexpensive moving trucks will never die. Let U-Haul be your continuity!"

"Advertise for us on your softball jersey and get two free rentals a year!"

"U-Haul....now with built in cat carriers!"

I have more, but I need to actually get some work done.

1000HilltopCircleJerks: Perhaps. BTW, was the honourable that wanker Tony Blair moved by the plight of the Iraqi people and also knew about Saddam's WMDs promised a threesome with the Bush daughters for joining the coalition sending UK troops to their deaths?

0/10

Trolling a thread about Swedish lesbians w/ that bullshiat is weak.

/are you Epoch Zero's alt?

This thread had so much potential. And you ruined it.

PitaCJ: I've softened up in my old age. Even grew my hair long! *gasp*

My wife could schlick to that

Cyclonic Cooking Action: Cervantes3773: mcvey: Ahhh Tiffany Teen, how I miss you.

Indeed.

Empornium has a blue light special on her this week. 4.34GB worth of pics actually.

Oh my.

/It's like a million kittens cried out... and then vanished.

dstanley: I came.

They probably did too, but someone had to wash the bear-pelts.

Came for the Snoo-Snoo reference.

/leaving with a feeling of awesome

Cyclonic Cooking Action: Cervantes3773: mcvey: Ahhh Tiffany Teen, how I miss you.

Indeed.

Empornium has a blue light special on her this week. 4.34GB worth of pics actually.

Will go nice with the 3.4GB I already have. Great success.

thesubliminalman RULES!

ROTFLMAO!

Porn lesbians and community lesbians... totally different things.

Think about it. A nation so overwhelmed with superficially flawless women that they have most of the males on the planet willing to at least give them a try... for pure nationality alone. That means just being a Swedish female puts you around the first leg of the race in landing a man. How ugly would a Swedish chick have to be if she gave up on men and lived in seclusion?

I'm picturing like a Swedish leper colony.

Third In Line: Thanks for the man-pics cowsspinach!

I have no lesbian jokes...
sorry, just reading
for pleasure?

methinks Third In Line doth bookmark...

Oldiron_79: NO NO, you can't stay here at th town of lesbians, its too peri[l]ous.

Look, it's my duty as a knight to sample as much peril as I can.

/I can fight them all single-handedly

Cervantes3773: Cyclonic Cooking Action: Cervantes3773: mcvey: Ahhh Tiffany Teen, how I miss you.

Indeed.

Empornium has a blue light special on her this week. 4.34GB worth of pics actually.

Oh my.

/It's like a million kittens cried out... and then vanished.

There's a better torrent of it at TnA

Bork bork bork, I'ma paddlin' der skin canoe to Tuna Town!

PitaCJ: Scutter: Beaten half to death? So, what they're saying is that I would still be half alive when I finallt entered this town full of sexually frustrated hawt Swedish wimmins?

Um. Sexually frustrated? Not with an entire city of lesbians dear, and you sure as fark wouldn't be the GUY they go to for help.

I am currently sexually frustrated, but no penis will satisfy this desire. A Swedish lesbian would do nicely though.

/rawr

If they are secluded and segregated from men (penis) then perhaps they just don't know....education can be a wonderful thing...and thus the fantasy continues...

cowsspinach: Blondes, Blondes and Blondes do I adore.

/Dirrty blondes, Yummo

I am sorely jealous dissapointed...

I played in a lesbian band once. Lesbian clubs are nothing like us guys imagine. They're actually not bad, but I was expecting more pillow fights.

Third In Line: Germany's Naked Hitler: Third In Line: Thanks for the man-pics cowsspinach!

I have no lesbian jokes...
sorry, just reading
for pleasure?

methinks Third In Line doth bookmark...

huh
don't swing that way, but appreciate the human body!
you're the Naked German guy ;)

I was referring to the man pics......
*honk*

PitaCJ: Not all lesbians are jerks... just the ones I date. I however, am awesome.

I would love to live in Sweden, but a total lesbian city would just be too much.

Everyone will have dated everyone else, the softball teams will be competative to the point of bloodshed, and U-Haul would rule the world.

WIN!

Isn't this called Provincetown? It's in Mass.

Third In Line: Thanks for the man-pics cowsspinach!

You're welcome. I swear, I have a blonde fetish but I would never pass up a dark, handsome brunette man. Those are yummy too.

Daffydil: cowsspinach: Blondes, Blondes and Blondes do I adore.

/Dirrty blondes, Yummo

I am sorely jealous dissapointed...

????

Third In Line: Germany's Naked Hitler: Third In Line: Germany's Naked Hitler: Third In Line: Thanks for the man-pics cowsspinach!

I have no lesbian jokes...
sorry, just reading
for pleasure?

methinks Third In Line doth bookmark...

huh
don't swing that way, but appreciate the human body!
you're the Naked German guy ;)

I was referring to the man pics......
*honk*

pffffft I got PLENTY of those ;)

Somehow, I don't doubt that.....

First, I would like to apologise to all the lesbians in the world,FAP,but I just FAP, can't FAP help FAP it FAP.

PitaCJ: IdBeCrazyIf: You sound butch

I've softened up in my old age. Even grew my hair long! *gasp*

maudibjr: I was unaware of U-Haul's deathgrip on lesbianism.

dittybopper: Part of an old joke: What does a lesbian bring on a second date? A U-Haul.

I have some ideas for U-Haul, they can run ads on LOGO:

"Rent a truck for one weekend, get half off when you move again within a month!"

"We understand relationships aren't always forever, but the the need for inexpensive moving trucks will never die. Let U-Haul be your continuity!"

"Advertise for us on your softball jersey and get two free rentals a year!"

"U-Haul....now with built in cat carriers!"

I have more, but I need to actually get some work done.

I think I'm in love!

cowsspinach: ????

!!!!

/...:)

"A mythical Swedish town where men are barred from entering and women turn to homosexuality has piqued the interest of several Chinese media outlets men everywhere."

/fify

Beaten half to death? So, what they're saying is that I would still be half alive when I finallt entered this town full of sexually frustrated hawt Swedish wimmins?


I'm in. Let's do this thing.

Careful. It wasn't specified which half of you will be the dead half.

Belinda Carlisle was right. Heaven is a place on Earth. It is Sweden.

AngryJailhouseFistfark: They're beautiful to each other, alright?

and hideous to us, fans of lesbians of the lipstick variety

Hawnkee: Belinda Carlisle

yeah well, she also said, "Life's too short to be a Go-Go for twenty years." and...wait...where was I going with this?

AngryJailhouseFistfark: They're beautiful to each other, alright? Too goddamn little love in this world, if that's the best we can get to add to the Net Universal Joy then so be it.

The best explanation I've heard for this phenomenon is that while lesbians like ladies they don't feel very feminine, so they dress and act like men.

Third In Line: I have one of my own ;)

bragger...

Daffydil: Hawnkee: Belinda Carlisle

yeah well, she also said, "Life's too short to be a Go-Go for twenty years." and...wait...where was I going with this?

You were taxiing down the runway and then you dumped all your gas so you were light enough to take off!

nakedmolerat: I think I'm in love!

I'm single.

The Icelander: The best explanation I've heard for this phenomenon is that while lesbians like ladies they don't feel very feminine, so they dress and act like men.

Whoever explained this to you is an idiot. You are also an idiot for not only listening to this nonsense, but for repeating it.

I play with boys toys because I had an older brother and HIS cars raced around the rack and made cool noises. My shiatty toys were pink and sat there.....staring....

My Mom had it figured out by the time I was 5.

As far as how I dress....well I look damn good in a dress, I just prefer not to bind everything up (I do wear a bra though), and do not feel the need to instigate lust in leechy menfolk. I also shave everything. EVERYTHING. Men don't do that....but they should.

I ramble... ignorance is bliss or something.

Third In Line: *puffs small chest*

*shakes tiny fist*

Belltower: You were taxiing down the runway and then you dumped all your gas so you were light enough to take off!

how can I take off if I haz no gas?...:)

Third In Line: Daffydil: Third In Line: I have one of my own ;)

bragger...

*puffs small chest*

Okay, so how did a lesbian thread turn into a hunky guys discussion? A little turnabout from the Farkettes here?

Daffydil: *shakes tiny fist*

Seems oddly appropriate for a lesbian thread

IdBeCrazyIf: Daffydil: *shakes tiny ineffectual fist*

Seems oddly appropriate for a lesbian thread

More apropos

IdBeCrazyIf: Seems oddly appropriate for a lesbian thread

FISTING THREAD!!!

Maybe not so hotso...

A new take on an old song - "She's a lumberjack and she's okay"

I don't get why some guys make a big deal over lesbians. Sure, 2 hotties are better than 1, but 1 hottie is better with whom you have a chance is better than 30 that you don't.

Also, strip clubs. That's like paying $100 bucks to walk around a Ferrari showroom. I'd rather go somewhere you have a chance of closing the deal.

/Who's going to be first to ask me how they know I'm gay?

Sure, 2 hotties are better than 1, but 1 hottie is better with whom you have a chance is better than 30 that you don't.

Proofreading -- try it sometime

PitaCJ: nakedmolerat: I think I'm in love!

I'm single.


me too. but I've been informed I don't play well with others.

/also not Swedish
// or blonde
///and doesn't care much for cats

landsnark1: Sure, 2 hotties are better than 1, but 1 hottie is better( with whom you have a chance) is better than 30 that you don't.

Proofreading -- try it sometime

imaginary brackets...get some...

landsnark1: I don't get why some guys make a big deal over lesbians. Sure, 2 hotties are better than 1, but 1 hottie is better with whom you have a chance is better than 30 that you don't.

Hey, if yearsdecades of porn have taught me nothing else¹, it's that all attractive lesbianswomen are actually bisexual at heart.


¹Aside from how to say "I have a twelve inch penis" in Swedish

Maybe they're not lesbians, they're all...

rogue49: I don't care about a town of Swedish Lesbians.


/I want to know where there is a town of American nymphos with no morals...priorities, man

Mechanicsville, VA. Easy pickin's

Salisbury, NC

Perhaps the town can be found in Lappland?

*ba-dum-cha*

Any Stockholmers in huset?

PitaCJ: Not all lesbians are jerks... just the ones I date. I however, am awesome.

I would love to live in Sweden, but a total lesbian city would just be too much.

Everyone will have dated everyone else, the softball teams will be competative to the point of bloodshed, and U-Haul would rule the world.

Q: What does a lesbian bring on a second date?
A: A U-Haul.

Q: What does a gay man bring on a second date?
A: What second date?

RminusQ: Yeah, this one has a distinct chance of epicness.

not even remotely...

Schwipp: 'tis true... I live in northern Sweden, and me and a couple of buddies got beat up by the all female police when we tried to break through the fence that guards the entire settlement.

They are, however, ruled by some crazy old lesbian women mixed up with Asatro and are quite violent. Blot and all that.

Rumor has it that they are quite liberal (as all swedes are) when it comes to sexual escapades and age of consent. Sixteen year old girls having mead-fueled ritual lesbian sex in knee-deep snow around huge bonfires and that sort of thing. Young nubile bodies caressing each other in the flaming light and indecent moans which echoes through the tall and tender birch-trees.

Now, I managed to take a few pictures of their communal bathing facilities when we we're arrested, but I would get banned for posting them...

/Back to work...

...um...
crap, forgot what I was going to post now...

/I'll be in my bunk

imgod2u: Guys always think they have a chance. The obsession with hot lesbians is because it's a fantasy. And in that fantasy, the hot lesbians are actually bisexual, but only for you. Doesn't make sense, but it's the horny male mind.

Oh no, it makes complete sense. See, all those hot lesbians gave up on men because they never found a cock that was awesome enough to please 'em. But see, my cock, it's way more than enough to please those two carpet munchers, that's why its nickname is Cockosaurus Rex. And after a couple beers and some dancing, we'll go back to their place where I'll give them what they've been missing, because, you know, those two hot lesbians are just a solid dicking (with Cockosaurus Rex, of course) from returning to a life of normalcy* with me.


*"normalcy", here, is defined as "a working poly-amorous relationship in which I am serviced daily by my formerly lesbian wives".

Cervantes3773: Oh no, it makes complete sense. See, all those hot lesbians gave up on men because they never found a cock that was awesome enough to please 'em. But see, my cock, it's way more than enough to please those two carpet munchers, that's why its nickname is Cockosaurus Rex. And after a couple beers and some dancing, we'll go back to their place where I'll give them what they've been missing, because, you know, those two hot lesbians are just a solid dicking (with Cockosaurus Rex, of course) from returning to a life of normalcy* with me.


*"normalcy", here, is defined as "a working poly-amorous relationship in which I am serviced daily by my formerly lesbian wives".

Have you been following me? I think I have met you in every single bar I have ever been to....and I have been to many. I LOLed.

nakedmolerat: me too. but I've been informed I don't play well with others.

/also not Swedish
// or blonde
///and doesn't care much for cats

I am destined to fail as a lesbian because I am allergic to cats, and I never seem to live anywhere that is nice for a dog (I won't cramp one up in an apartment), and every girl I dated when I had ferrets freaked out like they were the devil.

I will be a single ferret lady. Ferrets are more entertaining than women anyway.

Back to the Swedes and male fantasy land....

Cervantes3773: imgod2u: Guys always think they have a chance. The obsession with hot lesbians is because it's a fantasy. And in that fantasy, the hot lesbians are actually bisexual, but only for you. Doesn't make sense, but it's the horny male mind.

Oh no, it makes complete sense. See, all those hot lesbians gave up on men because they never found a cock that was awesome enough to please 'em. But see, my cock, it's way more than enough to please those two carpet munchers, that's why its nickname is Cockosaurus Rex. And after a couple beers and some dancing, we'll go back to their place where I'll give them what they've been missing, because, you know, those two hot lesbians are just a solid dicking (with Cockosaurus Rex, of course) from returning to a life of normalcy* with me.


*"normalcy", here, is defined as "a working poly-amorous relationship in which I am serviced daily by my formerly lesbian wives".

+1
welcome to my favorites list

After the VERY Boobies in this thread, you know this IS NOT A BOOKMARK.

So as I understand it, there wouldn't be any plywood in said town?

Cervantes3773: *"normalcy", here, is defined as "a working poly-amorous relationship in which I am serviced daily by my formerly lesbian wives".

I'm living the dream my friend... living the dream

/hot like the factory cranking out these beautiful specimens

I think they must be confusing it with Northampton, MA (lesbianville, USA)

Though, in NoHo, it's not 100% womyn... there are five major colleges in the area, and indeed, a large lesbian population.

Oh, and the restaurants are out of this world. I recommend India House though.

Also for all you salivating manfolk out there, I'd like to point out that while the idea of "hot lesbo action" may get you all excited, I do believe that you're kind of not invited to that particular party ... by definition.

Third In Line: cowsspinach: You're welcome. I swear, I have a blonde fetish but I would never pass up a dark, handsome brunette man. Those are yummy too.

I have one of my own ;)

I dated one for 3 years and my my...even now when I see him I'm like damn you're hot. Ha ha.

The day that all women figure out that they can have much better sex with each other than they can with a man, the human race (or at least men) will be doomed.

Seriously, why do women put up with all our crap?

JasonThomasX: Seriously, why do women put up with all our crap?

Cause there are men out there like me getting the curve up for the rest of you schlocks

Bringing hope and change... through my penis

Sticky Hands: But that never stopped us from closing our eyes and pretending to be there though..

Or hiding in the bushes

PitaCJ: nakedmolerat: me too. but I've been informed I don't play well with others.

/also not Swedish
// or blonde
///and doesn't care much for cats

I am destined to fail as a lesbian because I am allergic to cats, and I never seem to live anywhere that is nice for a dog (I won't cramp one up in an apartment), and every girl I dated when I had ferrets freaked out like they were the devil.

I will be a single ferret lady. Ferrets are more entertaining than women anyway.

Back to the Swedes and male fantasy land....

I love ferrets! Why is my soulmate always located across a continent or ocean from me?

feh.

Oh well...I hear there is this village in Sweden...

JasonThomasX: Seriously, why do women put up with all our crap?

Lesbian bed death. They *need* our overactive libidos to keep the zing in the relationship.

The town used to make money by woodworking, but now it's all webcams.

This thread is relevant to my interests. My interests being women and boobs.

/drunk

PitaCJ:
Have you been following me? I think I have met you in every single bar I have ever been to....and I have been to many. I LOLed.

...

I am destined to fail as a lesbian because I am allergic to cats, and I never seem to live anywhere that is nice for a dog (I won't cramp one up in an apartment), and every girl I dated when I had ferrets freaked out like they were the devil.

I will be a single ferret lady. Ferrets are more entertaining than women anyway.

Back to the Swedes and male fantasy land....


I haven't been following you. But when I find you, you'll get what you need.

/Courtesy of Cockosaurus Rex

Also, I work with a lesbian with two pet dogs. However, she's "married" (stupid Michigan laws), sorry.


landsnark1: +1
welcome to my favorites list

Huzzah!



IdBeCrazyIf: I'm living the dream my friend... living the dream

Which is why you're on my favorites list.

Something not bookmarky

I've dated a lesbian. She and her girlfriend assure me that this is somehow possible and she is still considered a lesbian.

I wrote it off to estrogen based insanity and stopped asking.

/still good friends with both of em
//spend holidays together