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(The Onion)   Dolphins evolve opposable thumbs: 'Oh Shit,' says humanity (repeat)   ( divider line
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2001-09-22 11:04:45 AM  
Heh, this reminds me of the last Halloween episode of simpsons.
2001-09-22 11:44:03 AM  
Actually, it reminds me of something that was ripped from the UCB. But that's ok because as they would say, "Humans Rule! Dolphins Suck It!"
2001-09-22 11:50:35 AM  
Dolphin: DIE!!! And thanks for all the fish!
2001-09-22 04:25:09 PM  
This is in the new Onion book "Dispatches from the Tenth Circle". Since I have the book, I don't have to click on the link to read it. Suckers!
2001-09-22 06:33:00 PM  
the onion: right up there with british humor
2001-09-22 08:29:50 PM  
long die satire.
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