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(Fox News)   For some inexplicable reason, the Supreme Court has declined to hear the case of Ernie Young, aka "Jason Presley", who claims that Elvis was murdered, he is the King's son, and oh the entire family fortune rightly belongs to him   (foxnews.com ) divider line
    More: Amusing, U.S. Supreme Court, Elvis Presley, king, Jason Presley, Ernie Young, drug overdose, West Valley City, sons  
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2009-10-05 03:14:01 PM  
Funny, he doesn't LOOK much like the King...

www.kaposnet.hu
 
2009-10-05 03:33:31 PM  
He's all shook up.
 
2009-10-05 03:35:18 PM  
www.favoritemovies.info
 
2009-10-05 04:18:49 PM  
Elvis is in a Texas nursing home.
 
2009-10-05 04:19:36 PM  

Mr. Potatoass: Elvis is in a Texas nursing home.


That place they got Kennedy at?
 
2009-10-05 04:21:07 PM  
vudukungfu 2009-10-05 04:19:36 PM
Mr. Potatoass: Elvis is in a Texas nursing home.

That place they got Kennedy at?


Does he have a growth on his pecker?
 
2009-10-05 04:22:10 PM  
vudukungfu
Mr. Potatoass: Elvis is in a Texas nursing home.

That place they got Kennedy at?


I heard he plays cards with John Lennon.
 
2009-10-05 04:22:50 PM  
Thank you. Thank you very much.
 
2009-10-05 04:22:54 PM  
It's on Faux newz....it must be a DIRTY LIE!!!!
 
2009-10-05 04:23:11 PM  
www.geektyrant.com
 
2009-10-05 04:25:10 PM  
news.softpedia.com

They did WHAT?
 
2009-10-05 04:25:53 PM  
The kid is actually Richard Nixon's child, as evidenced by this photo

www.nelsonfoster.com
 
2009-10-05 04:27:07 PM  
He did not die, he just went home
 
2009-10-05 04:28:03 PM  
elsloganero.files.wordpress.com
 
2009-10-05 04:28:37 PM  
I don't know, sounds to me like he has a case.

/of the crazies
 
2009-10-05 04:29:26 PM  
But how's his middle name spelled?
 
2009-10-05 04:31:01 PM  

Drs. Pierce and McIntyre: But how's his middle name spelled?


C-r-a-a-z-y
 
2009-10-05 04:32:51 PM  

DeadZone: Drs. Pierce and McIntyre: But how's his middle name spelled?

C-r-a-a-z-y


Bravo.
 
2009-10-05 04:33:16 PM  

vudukungfu: Mr. Potatoass: Elvis is in a Texas nursing home.
That place they got Kennedy at?


RIP JFK
thezaz.nationallampoon.com
 
2009-10-05 04:34:02 PM  
Elvis has been around for centuries.
i221.photobucket.com

Early roman
 
2009-10-05 04:35:35 PM  
I can't find a picture of this guy. I imagine it would be pretty easy to tell if he's related or not.
 
2009-10-05 04:35:46 PM  
Clearly the conspiracy goes much higher than he first believed!
 
2009-10-05 04:37:24 PM  
I banged Lisa Marie, once.
One of her labia had that distinctive curl.
 
2009-10-05 04:37:32 PM  
He was requesting a little less conversation, a little more action please.
 
2009-10-05 04:38:24 PM  
He sounds like he's really A Fool Such As I.
 
2009-10-05 04:39:53 PM  
West Valley City is the biggest ghetto in Utah. Yes, Utah has Ghettos.
 
2009-10-05 04:40:26 PM  
images.askmen.com
 
2009-10-05 04:41:04 PM  
... allegedly harassing several judges in Utah after they turning down his case.

All his case are belong to them
 
2009-10-05 04:41:57 PM  
Dish up the DNA, Jason.....Ernie....Wait. Do your real parents know you're doing this? It could just break their hearts!
 
2009-10-05 04:44:58 PM  
Maybe he should think this through some more on a racetrack
 
2009-10-05 04:47:13 PM  

Mr. Potatoass: Elvis is in a Texas nursing home.


I heard it was Kalamazoo, Michigan:

www.sillysongbook.com
 
2009-10-05 04:52:31 PM  
Y'know what would be awesome? If just once, one of these crazy dudes was actually right, and could prove it. The entertainment value would be worth it.
 
2009-10-05 04:53:08 PM  

PYROY: I can't find a picture of this guy. I imagine it would be pretty easy to tell if he's related or not.


No way, Jose':

www.elvisinfonet.com
 
2009-10-05 05:03:03 PM  
Came for the Bubba Ho-Tep.

Left satisfied.
 
2009-10-05 05:03:17 PM  
Came for Texas nursing home and zombie Elvis jokes.
Leaving satisfied.
 
2009-10-05 05:04:50 PM  

Farkin'round: PYROY: I can't find a picture of this guy. I imagine it would be pretty easy to tell if he's related or not.

No way, Jose':


Nope. But he does bear a passing resembance to Ol' Willie.
 
2009-10-05 05:19:16 PM  

WrestlerManager: Farkin'round: PYROY: I can't find a picture of this guy. I imagine it would be pretty easy to tell if he's related or not.

No way, Jose':

Nope. But he does bear a passing resembance to Ol' Willie.


Yeah but there's no money in that, besides I see a bit of Kenny Rogers. At least with Kenny Rogers he could have gotten all that chicken money.

/well could have
 
2009-10-05 05:20:01 PM  
I can do the Elvis sneer, but only on the left side. Hey, I must be Elvis' mirror immage. Gimme some of that cash!
 
2009-10-05 05:25:48 PM  

WrestlerManager: Farkin'round: PYROY: I can't find a picture of this guy. I imagine it would be pretty easy to tell if he's related or not.

No way, Jose':

Nope. But he does bear a passing resembance to Ol' Willie.


More like the motorcycle gang leader in Any Which Way but Loose:

www.filmdope.com
 
2009-10-05 05:53:32 PM  
I went to private school with the guy who banged Lisa first,

Can I have $10?
 
2009-10-05 05:57:00 PM  
What, no mooseknuckle Elvis yet? FARK, you're lagging.

2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2009-10-05 06:09:06 PM  
How in the Fark did this even get to the Supreme Court?
 
2009-10-05 06:18:02 PM  

The Southern Dandy: What, no mooseknuckle Elvis yet? FARK, you're lagging.



Dear God that looks uncomfortable. For the rest of the people in the room, too.
 
2009-10-05 06:21:36 PM  
IF Elvis were dead, he'd be turning over in his grave right now...
 
2009-10-05 06:32:33 PM  

vudukungfu: Mr. Potatoass: Elvis is in a Texas nursing home.

That place they got Kennedy at?


That's the place Bubba!
www.rustylime.com
 
2009-10-05 06:38:50 PM  
His plan would have worked, if he had killed all other possible heirs.

/and if it weren't for those meddlin' kids and their dog
 
2009-10-05 06:55:08 PM  
i260.photobucket.com
 
2009-10-05 06:56:40 PM  

bearded clamorer: I banged Lisa Marie, once.
One of her labia had that distinctive curl.


Indeed, the whole clan curls their lips.
 
2009-10-05 07:06:50 PM  
Sssshhhhh! Don't use the "E" word...he likes to be called 'Bubba" now. If you don't believe me, just ask Sookie.

///Watch your cats when he's out!
 
2009-10-05 07:57:57 PM  
Make the douche bag pay for his own DNA test. Problem solved.
 
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