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(Some Cartographer)   Q: What's high in the middle and round on both ends? A: A piano   (cartogrammar.com) divider line 44
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2009-10-02 06:01:35 PM
Ohio

Dumbass
 
2009-10-02 06:02:53 PM
Next time I'll RTFA first.

I promise.
 
2009-10-02 06:03:13 PM
that's neat
 
2009-10-02 06:20:02 PM
What's up with his Beethoven's Fifth? Did I do something wrong or is it really bad and out of key for everyone?

/Entertainer sounds good though
 
2009-10-02 06:54:01 PM
Gig103: What's up with his Beethoven's Fifth? Did I do something wrong or is it really bad and out of key for everyone?

/Entertainer sounds good though


Yeah, it's a bad transposition of it.

If I were more bored I might see what I can do with this but I just don't care.
 
2009-10-02 11:06:41 PM
If Ohio is a piano, Rhode Island, with its five counties, is a kazoo.
 
2009-10-03 01:07:06 AM
Hey, that's pretty nifty! Geography is where it's at, y'all.
 
2009-10-03 02:18:32 AM
piano man
megain.smugmug.com
 
2009-10-03 02:20:24 AM
So which state is the cowbell?
 
2009-10-03 03:49:46 AM
God, what kind of drugs do they have in Ohio??? Must be some good shait...
 
2009-10-03 04:04:18 AM
steelpeg: God, what kind of drugs do they have in Ohio??? Must be some good shait...

no good drugs just some poisonous nuts . . .

/it is the buckeye state after all
 
2009-10-03 04:10:59 AM
According to the late Victor Borge, the modern grand piano has that particular shape due to so many fat singers leaning on it.

No "grawnd pee-awno" Python refs yet?

Tsk.
 
2009-10-03 04:34:34 AM
Well, that is more interesting than actually driving across Ohio.

I had to go to Wapakoneta for business, and the project manager asked if I knew where it was. I said "south until I am ready to kill myself, then make a right?"

"exactly"

to quote the modest mouse song 'Ohio' : "Truly boring, This place is flatter than it seems"

Great cities in Ohio though.
 
2009-10-03 04:40:56 AM
I love the internet.

/geek
 
2009-10-03 04:52:35 AM
I'm just the opposite.
 
2009-10-03 05:08:21 AM
I'm from Ohio and I'd love to fark Alicia Keys so I'm getting a kick...
 
2009-10-03 05:45:57 AM
svejker_14: According to the late Victor Borge, the modern grand piano has that particular shape due to so many fat singers leaning on it.

No "grawnd pee-awno" Python refs yet?

Tsk.


Mr Anemome: Oh, 'an aeroplane'. Oh, I say, we are grand, aren't we? 'Oh, oh, no more buttered scones for me, mater. I'm off to play the grand piano'.

/one of my favorite python skits
there ya go.
 
2009-10-03 05:47:37 AM
svejker_14: According to the late Victor Borge, the modern grand piano has that particular shape due to so many fat singers leaning on it.

No "grawnd pee-awno" Python refs yet?

Tsk.


Mr Anemome: Oh, 'an aeroplane'. Oh, I say, we are grand, aren't we? 'Oh, oh, no more buttered scones for me, mater. I'm off to play the grand piano'.

there ya go.

/one of my favorite python skits
 
2009-10-03 05:48:32 AM
sorry! I have no idea why that posted twice.
 
2009-10-03 06:10:06 AM
Jamieboy: sorry! I have no idea why that posted twice.

I do

/it involves booze
 
2009-10-03 07:13:44 AM
A volkswagon beetle?
 
2009-10-03 07:53:26 AM
Hey, is this the Ohio-bashing thread?

/Ohio is the Rodney Dangerfield of states
 
2009-10-03 08:20:26 AM
I was gonna make a joke about Wilson Philips circa 1991, but it doesn't really make sense with only one fat chick.

Never mind... haven't had coffee yet.
 
2009-10-03 08:25:12 AM
How much pot did they smoke before coming up with that one?
 
2009-10-03 08:29:53 AM
That was neat. Looks like someone loves Ohio.
 
2009-10-03 08:57:14 AM
nobody wants to just come out and say it, but: fark Ohio.
 
2009-10-03 08:58:42 AM
THE GEOGRAPHY IS A PIANO

YOUR ARGUMENT IS INVALID
 
2009-10-03 09:16:49 AM
I'm studying cartography in Ohio right now so I'm getting a kick, yadda yadda
 
2009-10-03 09:20:58 AM
"Ohio is a piano" sounds like it's an anagram of something else (yeah, I know, all words are anagrams technically, but you know what I mean).
 
2009-10-03 09:30:50 AM
When I was a wee lad, we lived in Rocky River, Ohio. It is my Great Good Place. Like Hannibal, Mo. to Mark Twain.

I'm semi-constantly meeting people from there.

Anyone here from Rocky River?
 
2009-10-03 10:07:45 AM
Worst. State. Ever.
 
2009-10-03 10:09:11 AM
And Florida is still a penis. I don't care how many counties it has.
 
2009-10-03 10:24:51 AM
two words: TIME CUBE
 
2009-10-03 10:34:22 AM
img524.imageshack.us
 
2009-10-03 10:36:02 AM
lukelightning: "Ohio is a piano" sounds like it's an anagram of something else (yeah, I know, all words are anagrams technically, but you know what I mean).

From http://www.mbhs.edu/~bconnell/cgi-bin/anagram.cgi?cpw=1&phrase=Ohio+is+a+piano

"ASIA OOH ION PI"

Of course! It all makes sense now!
/through the looking glass, people
 
2009-10-03 10:54:23 AM
I spent waaaaaay too much time on that site.
 
2009-10-03 11:33:10 AM
how many times have you said it to make it sound funny?
 
2009-10-03 11:36:32 AM
FTA: And so I did, bit by bit, gradually descending into madness in the process


This has now become my personal mantra
 
2009-10-03 11:40:36 AM
Gig103: What's up with his Beethoven's Fifth? Did I do something wrong or is it really bad and out of key for everyone?

/Entertainer sounds good though


No, it's horribly out of tune. Sounds like they played it on one of those Mattel "my first piano" keyboards.


/the horror....the horror
//loud as shiat also
 
2009-10-03 12:16:45 PM
I'm originally from Ohio and easily entertained, therefore, that was awesome.
 
2009-10-03 05:21:13 PM
Richard MacDuff is not impressed.

/Still waiting for Anthem.
 
2009-10-03 05:21:24 PM
Archie Goodwin: So which state is the cowbell?

Alaska
 
2009-10-04 01:02:31 AM
An elk? A brontosaurus perhaps?
 
2009-10-04 07:01:42 PM
You know who else was crazy about the number 88...

img2.timeinc.net

/hot like Beatrix Kiddo
 
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