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(Local6) Video Workers save cat buried to neck in solidified asphalt (with cat pic, video)   (local6.com ) divider line
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2003-03-13 10:51:26 AM  
Apparently some Farker's Mom walked in on him during a fap session...

3Horn
 
2003-03-13 11:01:50 AM  
Does anyone else share my opinion that this was a waste of manpower and time? It's like everyone forgets that the US euthanizes thousands and thousands of animals every year.
 
OBB
2003-03-13 11:07:18 AM  
Sounds like that cat must have gone against the kitty Mafia
 
2003-03-13 11:07:37 AM  
Sven, boohoo. Go march in Washington.
 
2003-03-13 11:09:40 AM  
Outz

I'm not a liberal, I just don't like cats.
 
2003-03-13 11:11:03 AM  
Sven_Burger: Sure, those are probably the cold, hard facts about the situation. But you can't help but be a little touched by this story, can you? Can you?
GIS for "relieved cat":

[image from he-man.org too old to be available]
 
2003-03-13 11:13:39 AM  
Kitties!!!

Now what's with the cat stories today?
 
2003-03-13 11:16:05 AM  
Sinatra

The cat does look a little cute, I will admit. Kittens are fun.

To clarify, I would have to say that I hate women who own cats. The ones that yap non-stop about what cute thing their cat did yesterday, and how they explain to me that their cat has this amazing imtelligence that dwarfs Koko the gorilla.

I guess I'm just bitter because the cats get more attention that me, ha ha.
 
2003-03-13 11:17:19 AM  
This is the most touching thing I've heard since Baby Jessica was rescued from the well!
 
2003-03-13 11:17:49 AM  
Sven that is to true. I had to do community service at a shelter and they where killing animals all the time. I ended up with 4 dogs.
 
2003-03-13 12:03:27 PM  
Community service? I hope you have learned to leave them sheep alone.
 
2003-03-13 12:27:31 PM  
I've been up to my neck in pleasure,
up to my neck in pain
I've been up to my neck on the rail road tracks
waiting for a train, the choog on through,
ah, maybe my time was due

You came along when I needed you
now I'm up, up to my neck in you.


[/Scott]
 
2003-03-13 12:41:07 PM  
Just because thousands of animals are euthanized each year does not make it a waste of manpower to try to ease the suffering of this animal, in my opinion.
I mean how much manpower did it actually take anyway? It seems like a small price to pay for helping an innocent animal. I'd gladly see my tax dollars spent in this manner.

I mean using that logic, we shouldn't help toddlers who are stuck in wells because millions of babies are aborted each year. I know, I know...it's a stretch.

BTW:
I like cats and I'm not a liberal, nor gay, nor a wimp. Personally I think it's cool to have a scaled-down panther stalking rubber bands in my livingroom.

...and...

I'm anti-abortion but pro-choice. Seeing as I don't have a uterus, I think the abortion debate is best left to those of y'all who do.
 
2003-03-13 01:28:51 PM  
Seeing that asphalt is generally placed at around 250-300 degrees, something doesn't add up about this story. Mr. Kitty wouldn't have any fur left to shave(insert shaved kitty joke here).

Sounds like one of the crew did this to the cat, and one of his co-workers thought better of it.
 
2003-03-13 01:53:44 PM  
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Meow crush whoever do this to meow!
 
2003-03-13 03:02:21 PM  
So who wants to adopt a hairless, burned, sick cat?
 
2003-03-13 03:06:15 PM  
"Unfortunately, the cat died of an unknown, unrelated cause soon after, seemingly at random."
 
2003-03-13 03:06:31 PM  
Sven_Burger, how about women who biatch about how stupid their cats are?

'Cause my cats are really stupid, see...
 
2003-03-13 03:07:58 PM  
To clarify, I would have to say that I hate women who own cats. The ones that yap non-stop about what cute thing their cat did yesterday, and how they explain to me that their cat has this amazing imtelligence that dwarfs Koko the gorilla.

Oh, I could tell a story about this one. A good friend of mine is totally convinced that his wife loves their cat more than him. One day, several of us tried to get her to say which she loved more, and she refused to answer. She just said that she loved them both very much. That'd piss me off royally.
 
2003-03-13 03:09:00 PM  
I don't buy this story either. If the asphalt was hot enough for the cat to sink into it, kitty would have been fried. And if the asphalt is cool enough for the cat to live, it wouldn't have sunk down into it.

Some kitty-hater works on the construction crew.
 
2003-03-13 03:09:03 PM  
Adm_crunch:
It's a famous cat now! It's been on the news!
Thats like the most important thing today...
 
2003-03-13 03:09:24 PM  
Mmmmm... hot black pussy.
 
2003-03-13 03:09:58 PM  
That's one crusty pu55y
 
2003-03-13 03:10:44 PM  
Unfortunately, her brother wasn't so lucky.

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2003-03-13 03:11:14 PM  
where the hell is a when you need one?
 
2003-03-13 03:11:23 PM  
Is it me, or do we get 1-2 dog and/or cat stories from Local 6 News each month?
 
2003-03-13 03:11:31 PM  
Adm_crunch - I'd adopt it in a heartbeat. What a great story to have on hand to annoy people like Sven. "MY cat lived through a mafia hit!"

Besides, it looks like a very pretty cat.
 
2003-03-13 03:12:58 PM  
roger that, sven. too often cats come between individuals in a relationship.

if cats didn't have such a good memory of when I accidentally stepped on their tail or whatever, precluding any future rapport with them, then I'd have no problem with them. heck, you can put a dog through hell and it'll come back smiling and licking you.

piss off a cat (read: HER cat) and it's SEE YA relationship.
 
2003-03-13 03:14:27 PM  
Bump: Powerage is the best AC/DC album ever!
 
2003-03-13 03:15:09 PM  
"To get to I 93, go 2 blocks up Boylston Street, drive up the left fork, and take a right at the pussy."
 
GCD
2003-03-13 03:16:46 PM  
hahaha - they shaved the kitty.

/it's the drugs I'm on that makes that seem so hilarious.
 
2003-03-13 03:17:04 PM  
Tarbaby dasn't say a word. Brer Fox, he lay low.
 
2003-03-13 03:17:20 PM  
Desecrated makes a good point. How did asphalt kitty get embedded in the first place. I want answers...
 
2003-03-13 03:19:36 PM  
really, where does local 6 get this stuff? it'd be nice to know
 
2003-03-13 03:19:55 PM  
I'll call you Speed Bump.
 
2003-03-13 03:19:57 PM  
Some people think if you kill 10 cats because you have to, then killing another one for the hell of it is no big deal.

Other people believe that if you kill 10 cats because you have to, that doesn't mean you shouldn't do what you can to save #11.
 
2003-03-13 03:20:40 PM  
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Abzzstain: It's not Uncle Remus, but I had this on hand...
 
2003-03-13 03:20:44 PM  
Thanks Bump. No one could choke on his own vomit like good ole' Bon. Miss him.
 
2003-03-13 03:20:45 PM  
That kid on the plane, he should have been buried in tar. Kill the children! Kill the poor! Use their corpses for fuel!
 
2003-03-13 03:21:44 PM  
Eight lives and counting!

Personally I had this image of teeing up with a driver ...
 
2003-03-13 03:21:56 PM  
Sandman13 I try and reference Angus & the boys at least once a day here on FARK.

Reginald Bon Scott - R.I.P.
 
2003-03-13 03:23:32 PM  
Cats suck!
 
2003-03-13 03:24:49 PM  
03-13-03 03:11:31 PM TheGrayCat

Well, like I said.. it's not necessarily the cats - it's the women.

But also -

My brother owns a cat. The cat is cute, but he treats it like a women would treat a child. He sleeps with it, eats with it, and talks to it like a damn baby. Oh, and coincidentally - he hasn't been laid in years.
 
2003-03-13 03:25:38 PM  
Sinatra

The cat does look a little cute, I will admit. Kittens are fun.

To clarify, I would have to say that I hate women who own cats. The ones that yap non-stop about what cute thing their cat did yesterday, and how they explain to me that their cat has this amazing imtelligence that dwarfs Koko the gorilla.

I guess I'm just bitter because the cats get more attention that me, ha ha.


ooooh, meooooow!
 
2003-03-13 03:27:04 PM  
Adm_crunch

I would. If this comes on local news and no one has adopted it yet, I might. Stuff like this makes me want to join a radical activist group (then I wake up and realize that becoming an extremist solves nothing). I just hope they catch whoever did this and put thier name in the papers.
 
2003-03-13 03:29:10 PM  
Now all we need is some go free pron site links so we can all kill some kittens.
 
2003-03-13 03:30:50 PM  
Leave it to me to fvck up my own post
 
2003-03-13 03:33:55 PM  
sorry I can't type today. I think I should just go home.

pron = porn
 
2003-03-13 03:34:45 PM  
I have a cat (or three), and they are my friends. But they are cats - just cats. Yeah - I hate when people start going off on how amazing their cat is, same as I hate it when people go off on how amazing their kid is. It's like you are excluded from participating in the discussion, because your animals could not possibly be as cute, witty, whatever as theirs are. It's like they are using their animals as some sort of substitute for something. But cats piss, bite, scratch, and are animals. It's my experience that when these people come into contact with these behaviours, they get rid of their animals, that the week before they loved oh so much, or they try to alter them (declaw, etc.). I hate these people equally.
 
2003-03-13 03:35:07 PM  
Faethe- Right on. I've decided when I am able to become invisible at will, I will do bad things to people who make the news doing bad things to animals. Makes me sad.
 
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