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2003-03-13 02:35:16 PM  
Smith, who is unemployed, told officers he is transsexual, but he has had no surgery to change his gender, police said.

Well d'uh if the person can't afford hormones, how is that person suppose to be able to afford a 10,000 dollar surgery?
2003-03-13 02:36:31 PM  
Mommy! Make the man-boobies go away!
2003-03-13 02:39:27 PM  
Now there's a sentence you don't here every day. Right up there with "That's the banjo player's limosine."
2003-03-13 02:49:31 PM  
Franklin Square? Hempstead Turnpike? WTF? I LIVE THERE! That's my frickin' BANK!

I didn't hear about a crazy trannie robbing them for estrogen money! Shouldn't I get some kind of update?
2003-03-13 02:50:56 PM  
2003-03-13 02:55:04 PM  

You are beyond redemption once you have been declared an enemy combatant, but if you had any chance of being redeemed posting a picture full of North Koreans would not improve it.

Yours truly,

The Owner of America
2003-03-13 02:57:28 PM  
shades of "Dog Day Afternoon". . . .
2003-03-13 02:57:35 PM  

Your "Redemtion pic" has one, small problem.

Everyon person in that photo was born a man!!!!!

Damn good job the docs did though.
2003-03-13 02:59:08 PM  
Is this some kind of bust?
2003-03-13 03:01:08 PM  
Could someone please photoshop some dreads on him, I think it might be Whoopi Goldberg.
2003-03-13 03:03:20 PM  
Doublem: Dont scare us like that!!
2003-03-13 03:12:11 PM  
if this guy manages to eventualy come up with the cash for the whole shebang that is going to be one ugly ass broad.
2003-03-13 03:18:39 PM  
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Someone is going to have their dance-card full in prison.
2003-03-13 03:19:10 PM  

You just had to kill my stiffy didn't you? Why can't you just let those of us that can't spot these things be happy?
2003-03-13 05:11:08 PM  
Cliche about "hitting it" surrenders.
2003-03-13 05:51:00 PM  
I'd hit it with a crack pipe.
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2003-03-13 07:48:29 PM  

$6400? That puny amount doesn't even deserve the comma!

But at least he'll have a FABULOUS time at the New Fish Ball that will be held soon, in his honor, at Pound Me In The Ass Federal Prison.

2003-03-13 08:35:43 PM  
2003-03-13 08:55:56 PM  
What gave him away was after he robbed a bank, he'd stick the money in his bra....
2003-03-13 09:31:35 PM  

2003-03-13 11:48:54 PM  
I knew a guy that started taking hormones due to peer pressure from his friends... met him after he quit. He didn't take them because he was gay, or wanted to be a transexual, or a cross dresser... He took them because of the peer pressure..

Unfortunately, I do not regard him as the stupidest person I've ever met. I know worse people.
2003-03-13 11:50:40 PM  
Queens Village. Too easy.
2003-03-14 02:14:41 PM  
I live in this area and was completely unaware of the tranny crime wave.
2003-03-15 12:50:36 AM  

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