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(Local6)   Horse dentist's lost libido reaps $360K in compensation   ( divider line
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6669 clicks; posted to Main » on 13 Mar 2003 at 11:32 AM (14 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2003-03-13 09:16:45 AM  
Permanently bent finger = Excellent G-Spot Tool.
2003-03-13 10:48:13 AM  
I hope that she won't look a gift horse in the mouth.
2003-03-13 11:36:58 AM  
Horses have dentists? Well, I guess they need them to.
2003-03-13 11:37:33 AM  
One of the better headlines this week, I would say.
2003-03-13 11:38:42 AM  
I want to shower you with sugar lumps,
And ride you over fences.
Polish your hooves every single day,
And bring you to the horse dentist.
2003-03-13 11:39:57 AM  
Of course, having to smell horse breath everyday had nothing to do with it.
2003-03-13 11:39:58 AM  
Question: What was she doing sitting on a three-legged chair?

What a dumbass.
2003-03-13 11:40:23 AM  
A. You fall off a chair, it's your fault, and you become depressed over it.
B. You fall off a chair, it's your fault, and you lose your sex drive.
C. You fall off a chair, it's your fault, and you deserve $360,000 of other people's money.

Please vote now for the stupidest result of this entire debacle. The winner of this contest receives a free asshat autographed by Tom Bergeron.
2003-03-13 11:40:53 AM  
Man, I think being a horse dentist would make someone lose their libido. Nasty.
2003-03-13 11:40:57 AM  
I want to shower you with sugar lumps,
And ride you over fences.
Polish your hooves every single day,
And bring you to the horse dentist.

Myyyy Looovvvvveee-lllllyyyyy hooorrrrssseee!

/ Father Dougal
2003-03-13 11:41:38 AM  
Horse teeth scare me.
2003-03-13 11:43:22 AM  
I bet with all the money she just won- she'll buy herself some horses, get a web-site. a digital camcorder, and make some more profit.
2003-03-13 11:43:31 AM  
Mr. Ed, you may rinse now.
2003-03-13 11:43:36 AM  
If falling out of a chair is good for $360,000 how much can I get for falling off a bar stool ?
2003-03-13 11:44:55 AM  
We shouldn't be surprized at all. I knew an old man that was a horse dentist when he was younger. It used to be the biggest scam around early in the 20th century.
2003-03-13 11:45:08 AM  
Some chairs have 3 legs.
2003-03-13 11:46:00 AM  
Falling off of a three-legged chair causes her to lose her libido. I don't get it.

Now, falling ONTO a three-legged chair might do it for me. Hmmm...
2003-03-13 11:46:44 AM  
did i just eat some acid with my ramen noodles? or, was the article so messed up that it made my head hurt.

get off my leg purple leprechaun.
2003-03-13 11:49:18 AM  
Kylie Minogue, you may rinse now.
2003-03-13 11:50:33 AM  
Crikey! It is such a libido inspiring profession, mate.[image from too old to be available]
2003-03-13 11:51:08 AM  

Weapons of Mass Destruction:

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2003-03-13 11:51:17 AM  
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I know her.

She used to be my Dentist.
2003-03-13 11:51:38 AM  
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2003-03-13 11:51:58 AM  
Which element of the fall made her loose her libido?
2003-03-13 11:52:18 AM  

CLASSIC. I just choked on a girl scout cookie reading that.
2003-03-13 11:52:46 AM  
Obviously it is a fairly stable profession.
2003-03-13 11:53:17 AM  
I calls 'em stools!

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2003-03-13 11:53:38 AM  

Where's my compensation for not having sex?? I want $1,000,000.
2003-03-13 11:54:28 AM  
"I want to shower you with sugar lumps,
And ride you over fences.
Polish your hooves every single day,
And bring you to the horse dentist."

AlienDave...Classic FT reference!!
2003-03-13 11:55:01 AM  
It was all much more interesting when I thought 'libido' was 'dildo'.
2003-03-13 11:56:30 AM  
what a bunch of horseshi!t
2003-03-13 11:57:22 AM  
"She says the fall left her with back problems, a permanently bent finger, and depression that caused her relationship with her partner to break down."

Any guesses on what exactly her "partner" is? Maybe the ex pop Spice star? or Mr Ed?
2003-03-13 11:59:16 AM  
So she was John Elway's dentist?

Hyuk hyuk hyuk.

/disgruntled chiefs fan
2003-03-13 11:59:54 AM  
Which element of the fall made her loose her libido?

Probably a spinal injury.
2003-03-13 11:59:55 AM  
Now Dougal - we want to stay away from actually Loving the horse
2003-03-13 12:02:02 PM  
I fell off a broken chair at work and received $20 compensation for the shirt I tore doing it. I have really got to get some tips from this woman.
2003-03-13 12:03:29 PM  
Can she prove that she ever had a libido to start with ?
2003-03-13 12:07:42 PM  

Davies was the first female horse dentist in Australia.

Now that's a nice item for the ol' resume, huh?
2003-03-13 12:07:59 PM  
Looking a gift horse in the mouth joke?
2003-03-13 12:09:23 PM  
Oddly enough, when I did a search on Horse Dentistry (what else do I have do at work?)...most of the websites are of Austratian origin...Now I happen to know several Aussies and, to a man, woman and child, every one I've met has terrible teeth...figure that one out.
2003-03-13 12:15:54 PM  
ChristopherRobin Did you read the comments?
2003-03-13 12:37:33 PM  
Fark needs to add an "Australia" tag. Stories from Down Under are starting to rival Flori-duh.
2003-03-13 12:48:59 PM  
Dammit, Jim. I'm a horse dentist, not a doctor.
2003-03-13 01:02:03 PM  
I've never understood horse dentists, never.
2003-03-13 01:38:04 PM  
Maybe the chair was broken? Maybe she lost her libido due to the depression caused by being crippled falling off sad chair and not being able to do her job anymore. If it can be found that the chair was supposed to be three legged and she fell off because shes stupid then she has no case. Otherwise its not such a ridiculous lawsuit/award. Following lines of logic rather than reading a misleading headline and making a wry comment is a little more difficult but it can be done if you put your minds to it.
2003-03-13 02:38:35 PM  
Thats just funny....
2003-03-13 02:38:57 PM  
do people farking read the articles before submitting them? more importantly do they farking comprehend what they read? she got $360,000 total. the bulk of those damages are because it was found (be it right or wrong) that she suffered permanent physical damage and could no longer perform her job, not because she lost her libido.
2003-03-13 02:43:56 PM  
actually, it's the web site's headline. i apologize to the submitter. you'd figure a writer would have some comprehension skills.

/should heed own advice
2003-03-13 02:49:05 PM  
So .. where did this horse dentist go to school?
I didn't think a university would allow animals to take classes.
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