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(The Hill)   Michele Bachmann (Reallycrazy-MN) warns of abortions at school if we get a health care reform bill, just proves kids are willing to do anything to get out of class   ( thehill.com) divider line
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2009-10-01 01:35:09 PM  
If I was a woman, I'd get three abortions just to piss her off.

I'm glad I live in Ellison's district.
 
2009-10-01 01:37:01 PM  
Does that mean that someone's 13 year-old daughter could walk into a sex clinic, have a pregnancy test done, be taken away to the local Planned Parenthood abortion clinic, have their abortion, be back and go home on the school bus that night?

No...no it doesn't.
 
2009-10-01 01:37:35 PM  
Have you ever tried to get so much as an aspirin at a school nurse's station?
 
2009-10-01 01:39:19 PM  
Ahhh, the voice of the people.

People are really dumb.
 
2009-10-01 01:39:42 PM  
Wow. The pro-lifer cup of stupid runneth over.
 
2009-10-01 01:39:53 PM  
Bachmann: Does that mean that someone's 13 year-old daughter could walk into a sex clinic, have a pregnancy test done, be taken away to the local Planned Parenthood abortion clinic, have their abortion, be back and go home on the school bus that night? Mom and dad are never the wiser.

Of course not... They'll drop her off a ACORN headquarters where she'll be registered as a Democrat and then sold into white slavery.
 
2009-10-01 01:40:09 PM  

baka-san: Conservative people are really dumb.


FTFY
 
2009-10-01 01:40:55 PM  

Stay Cool Babylon: Have you ever tried to get so much as an aspirin at a school nurse's station?


I did. And they aborted my baby and gave me a sex change operation that afternoon.

Mom and Dad were never the wiser.
 
2009-10-01 01:41:29 PM  

Eddie Adams from Torrance: Of course not... They'll drop her off a ACORN headquarters where she'll be registered as a Democrat and then sold into white slavery.


Pfft. As if. She'll be LUCKY if she winds up with the best-case scenario.

WON'T SOMEONE THINK OF THE CHILDREN
 
2009-10-01 01:41:29 PM  
Does that mean that someone's 13 year-old daughter could walk into a sex clinic, have a pregnancy test done, be taken away to the local Planned Parenthood abortion clinic, have their abortion, be back and go home on the school bus that night? Mom and dad are never the wiser.

Of course this would be illegal under current law, but I don't really see why it's bad policy.
 
2009-10-01 01:42:57 PM  
Has Bachmann not gotten the memo? ACORN is now the key Republican target. Planned Parenthood hate is so passé.
 
2009-10-01 01:43:08 PM  
Hold on a sec...if a girl will be able to get an abortion in their public school, does that also mean they'll be able to get a frickin' aspirin?
 
2009-10-01 01:44:16 PM  

ToxicMunkee: Hold on a sec...if a girl will be able to get an abortion in their public school, does that also mean they'll be able to get a frickin' aspirin?


Don't be ridiculous. Aspirin causes Lyme Disease.
 
2009-10-01 01:44:58 PM  

stinieroo: Has Bachmann not gotten the memo? ACORN is now the key Republican target. Planned Parenthood hate is so passé.


Have YOU gotten the memo?

Both are owned by MSNBC which is really a front for Socialized Medicine, and outfit owned and operated by George Soros, a man who by all accounts is a secret Muslim.
 
2009-10-01 01:47:06 PM  

I Said: stinieroo: Has Bachmann not gotten the memo? ACORN is now the key Republican target. Planned Parenthood hate is so passé.

Have YOU gotten the memo?

Both are owned by MSNBC which is really a front for Socialized Medicine, and outfit owned and operated by George Soros, a man who by all accounts is a secret Muslim.


Dude! We have to do the secret handshake before you can tell me that!
 
2009-10-01 01:48:06 PM  
Right. You can't get a school nurse to give you an aspirin, but you'll suddenly be able to get an abortion during study hall.

Bachmann's got all the signs of psychosis. I'm starting to think this one goes up to 12 or 13.
 
2009-10-01 01:48:42 PM  

ToxicMunkee: Hold on a sec...if a girl will be able to get an abortion in their public school, does that also mean they'll be able to get a frickin' aspirin?


Sorry man - didn't see you had that covered.
 
2009-10-01 01:49:14 PM  
She sounds just like Palin.

This sort of garbage is why I don't vote Republican any more.
 
2009-10-01 01:50:06 PM  
Does that mean I'll be free to knock up school girls?
 
2009-10-01 01:51:37 PM  

mysticcat: She sounds just like Palin.

This sort of garbage is why I don't vote Republican any more.


Palin, Bachmann, and Katherine Harris are the Stygian Witches of the GOP. Except instead of an eye, they all share a brain. Looks like it was Bachmann's turn today.
 
2009-10-01 01:52:22 PM  

I Said: Both are owned by MSNBC which is really a front for Socialized Medicine, and outfit owned and operated by George Soros, a man who by all accounts is a secret Muslim.


That's SO TRUE. I saw it on Fox News, the only real bastion of true American journalism left.

Did you know that MSNBC actually gives air time to an admitted lesbian, Raquel Maddox? It might not be true, but I heard a rumor.

Anyway, I don't know where she gets off thinking she's a normal person like that nice Sean Hannity or Glenn Beck. As an ex-coke addict and morning-zoo deejay, Glenn Beck is FAR more qualified to offer political opinions than some uppity dyke with a PhD in Political Science from Oxford. Hmph...Couldn't she have gone to a nice AMERICAN university, like Bob Jones?

At least she'll never be able to get "married" as long as *I* have anything to say about it.
 
2009-10-01 01:54:14 PM  

MaxxLarge: At least she'll never be able to get "married" as long as *I* have anything to say about it.


And why should she? Gay people don't experience real love like regular humans.
 
2009-10-01 01:57:50 PM  

MaxxLarge: That's SO TRUE. I saw it on Fox News, the only real bastion of true American journalism left.

Did you know that MSNBC actually gives air time to an admitted lesbian, Raquel Maddox? It might not be true, but I heard a rumor.

Anyway, I don't know where she gets off thinking she's a normal person like that nice Sean Hannity or Glenn Beck. As an ex-coke addict and morning-zoo deejay, Glenn Beck is FAR more qualified to offer political opinions than some uppity dyke with a PhD in Political Science from Oxford. Hmph...Couldn't she have gone to a nice AMERICAN university, like Bob Jones?

At least she'll never be able to get "married" as long as *I* have anything to say about it.



Well done.
 
2009-10-01 01:57:58 PM  

Diogenes: Palin, Bachmann, and Katherine Harris are the Stygian Witches of the GOP. Except instead of an eye, they all share a brain. Looks like it was Bachmann's turn today.


Nice analogy! +1 sir.
 
2009-10-01 02:01:03 PM  

AdolfOliverPanties: And why should she? Gay people don't experience real love like regular humans.


That's because they don't have souls. They're like animals.
 
2009-10-01 02:04:43 PM  

MaxxLarge: AdolfOliverPanties: And why should she? Gay people don't experience real love like regular humans.

That's because they don't have souls. They're like animals.


Exactly! They're one step away from farking turtles for God's sake!
 
2009-10-01 02:07:24 PM  
I don't know why the DNC doesn't just run national ads with audio/video of this woman's batshiat insanity and just follows her quotes with a black screen and the words "This is the GOP." Simple, true and devastating.
 
2009-10-01 02:08:14 PM  
It's true!

I work for Scholastic Supplies and we're doing one of those slide projector shows that's synchronized to a record.

Every time the record makes a BEEP, a kid has to advance the slide to the next picture of a smiling girl and her friendly abortionist doctor.
 
2009-10-01 02:10:34 PM  

beerrun: Exactly! They're one step away from farking turtles for God's sake!


Sssh! Don't say "farking turtles"! You'll give them ideas!

Everyone knows that allowing gays to get married will just open it up for people to say they should be able to marry OTHER lesser creatures, too. Rick Santorum said so.
 
2009-10-01 02:11:38 PM  

MaxxLarge: That's SO TRUE. I saw it on Fox News, the only real bastion of true American journalism left.

Did you know that MSNBC actually gives air time to an admitted lesbian, Raquel Maddox?


Did you know that Raquel is the daughter of former Democrat governor of Georgia, Lester Maddox. A martyr to the segregationist movement?

That's why the libs are always calling the god-fearing teabaggers racist. It's called PROJECTION!! Wake up, sheeple!!
 
2009-10-01 02:13:27 PM  
This is why we need to push teh ghey agenda more: so when kids fark one another in sex ed, they'll be doing it teh ghey way, and there won't be any babies to abort.
 
2009-10-01 02:14:07 PM  

Burn_The_Plows: Did you know that Raquel is the daughter of former Democrat governor of Georgia, Lester Maddox. A martyr to the segregationist movement?


OH MY GOD. It's worse than we thought!

Quick, everyone! Lock up your children, and get one of your guns! America is DOOMED!
 
2009-10-01 02:14:09 PM  

MaxxLarge: beerrun: Exactly! They're one step away from farking turtles for God's sake!

Sssh! Don't say "farking turtles"! You'll give them ideas!

Everyone knows that allowing gays to get married will just open it up for people to say they should be able to marry OTHER lesser creatures, too. Rick Santorum said so.


Like mexicans.

God bless the GOP and God bless America!

I pledge allegiance
to the flag
of the United States of America
and to the republic
for which it stands
one nation
under GOD
indivisible
with liberty
and justice
for all
 
2009-10-01 02:14:49 PM  

Diogenes: Palin, Bachmann, and Katherine Harris are the Stygian Witches of the GOP. Except instead of an eye, they all share a brain. Looks like it was Bachmann's turn today.


I think of them more as gorgons, as you have to be stoned in order to be around them.

/well done
 
2009-10-01 02:17:03 PM  

Diogenes: Palin, Bachmann, and Katherine Harris are the Stygian Witches of the GOP. Except instead of an eye, they all share a brain. Looks like it was Bachmann's turn today.


That's not ALL they share. The also swap makeup tips!

Only through the application of more cosmetics than could kill a whole HUTCH full of test rabbits can any Conservative woman truly look her best!
 
2009-10-01 02:17:08 PM  
 
2009-10-01 02:19:04 PM  

Control_this: It's true!

I work for Scholastic Supplies and we're doing one of those slide projector shows that's synchronized to a record.

Every time the record makes a BEEP, a kid has to advance the slide to the next picture of a smiling girl and her friendly abortionist doctor.


Heh!

\filmstrips are the work of the devil.
 
2009-10-01 02:20:40 PM  
Can anyone defend this creature and her vile lies and misinformation? Anyone?
 
2009-10-01 02:22:33 PM  

MNguy: Can anyone defend this creature and her vile lies and misinformation? Anyone?


She has nice tits.
 
2009-10-01 02:22:54 PM  
MNguy: Can anyone defend this creature and her vile lies and misinformation? Anyone?

Go talk to some of your neighbors. A few probably voted for her.
 
2009-10-01 02:23:45 PM  
Look, Michelle, that little Fisher-Price playset you played with as a kid is not a school, and the little limbless people getting sucked up by the vacuum cleaner is not an abortion.
 
2009-10-01 02:23:50 PM  

Kyosuke: \filmstrips are the work of the devil.


*booooop*
 
2009-10-01 02:23:58 PM  
Yeah, let's have the kids getting abortions in alleyway with a coathanger instead. That's the sign of a civilized society. Let's treat our women like breeding stock who don't deserve a decision in the matter.
 
2009-10-01 02:25:25 PM  

GurneyHalleck: Let's treat our women like breeding stock who don't deserve a decision in the matter.


Finally, someone gets it.
 
2009-10-01 02:25:50 PM  

baka-san: Ahhh, the voice of the people.

People are really dumb.


Edwards: Why the big secret? People are smart. They can handle it.
Kay: A person is smart. People are dumb, panicky dangerous animals and you know it. Fifteen hundred years ago everybody knew the Earth was the center of the universe. Five hundred years ago, everybody knew the Earth was flat, and fifteen minutes ago, you knew that humans were alone on this planet. Imagine what you'll know tomorrow.
 
2009-10-01 02:26:29 PM  

The Icelander:

Go talk to some of your neighbors. A few probably voted for her.


I'm in Ellison's district. I actually wouldn't even engage with someone who would defend her. You can't argue whargarrble, and I don't bother trying.
 
2009-10-01 02:26:55 PM  

Diogenes: ToxicMunkee: Hold on a sec...if a girl will be able to get an abortion in their public school, does that also mean they'll be able to get a frickin' aspirin?

Sorry man - didn't see you had that covered.


That's okay since I wasn't even the first to mention it. :\

First kids will be able to get abortions, then they'll be able to get an aspirin, then they'll be able to forget there's a steak knife on the floor of their car without being arrested and suspended.

Obama will free us all!
 
2009-10-01 02:33:59 PM  

MNguy: Can anyone defend this creature and her vile lies and misinformation? Anyone?


Usually, just for the sake of argument, I like to defend people I disagree with, but I got nuthin'
 
2009-10-01 02:38:52 PM  

I Said: one nation
under GOD


Sad to think, we were Godless until 1954.
 
2009-10-01 02:42:52 PM  

stinieroo: Has Bachmann not gotten the memo? ACORN is now the key Republican target. Planned Parenthood hate is so passé.


Don't you know? ACORN runs Planned Parenthood.
 
2009-10-01 02:47:27 PM  

robmilmel: Sad to think, we were Godless until 1954.


oh man, maybe President Obama will tackle that in his second term. I love that nugget. The pledge was written in 1892 (thank you wikipedia) and under God was added in 1954, or 62 years later. So this was a godless country for all that time. lets see 62 years from 1954 is 2016. Sounds like a plan.
 
2009-10-01 02:52:03 PM  
That is actually a great idea. The aborted foetus can be dissected in Biology class and the left overs from that can be sold to a stem cell research facility in order to get some additional funds for the school.
 
2009-10-01 02:54:31 PM  

Kitwilly: robmilmel: Sad to think, we were Godless until 1954.

oh man, maybe President Obama will tackle that in his second term. I love that nugget. The pledge was written in 1892 (thank you wikipedia) and under God was added in 1954, or 62 years later. So this was a godless country for all that time. lets see 62 years from 1954 is 2016. Sounds like a plan.


Wow, so Americans just went to hell prior to 1954? That's sad to think about. :(
 
2009-10-01 02:55:03 PM  
This will help with school costs because now we won't have to buy frogs and things to dissect. No child left behind!
 
2009-10-01 02:55:26 PM  

ParallelUniverseParking: That is actually a great idea. The aborted foetus can be dissected in Biology class and the left overs from that can be sold to a stem cell research facility in order to get some additional funds for the school.


I heard girls can get extra credit by deliberately getting knocked up and aborting thier precious womb boogers to sell to stem cell collection facilities.
 
2009-10-01 02:55:51 PM  

ParallelUniverseParking: That is actually a great idea. The aborted foetus can be dissected in Biology class and the left overs from that can be sold to a stem cell research facility in order to get some additional funds for the school.


Damn.
 
2009-10-01 02:56:15 PM  

Kitwilly: robmilmel: Sad to think, we were Godless until 1954.

oh man, maybe President Obama will tackle that in his second term. I love that nugget. The pledge was written in 1892 (thank you wikipedia) and under God was added in 1954, or 62 years later. So this was a godless country for all that time. lets see 62 years from 1954 is 2016. Sounds like a plan.


While I would support this for multiple reasons, it will never happen. Never.
 
2009-10-01 03:00:23 PM  
Let us assume, for a moment, the statements made by the raving nutter are correct and the health care reform bill would institute the ability for abortions to be performed at school.

WTF? Who cares? What difference does it make. This stupid biatch Bachmann opposes abortion? She is a goddam idiot. More abortions, especially amongst the lower classes, mean less mouths to feed on welfare. Hell, we should have mandatory abortions for anyone currently on welfare with more than one child. If you are on welfare that is the end of your reproducing days until you get a job and can afford more children yourself.

Oh well, too bad common sense isn't.

Sheesh!!!
 
2009-10-01 03:04:07 PM  

I Said: While I would support this for multiple reasons, it will never happen. Never.


well, see here. the mere thought of it would make mass republicans heads explode, therefore culling their herd, making it much easier to pass.
 
2009-10-01 03:05:28 PM  
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/Hotter than a loon from MN
 
2009-10-01 03:11:55 PM  
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2009-10-01 03:13:28 PM  

jwa007: Let us assume, for a moment, the statements made by the raving nutter are correct and the health care reform bill would institute the ability for abortions to be performed at school.

WTF? Who cares? What difference does it make. This stupid biatch Bachmann opposes abortion? She is a goddam idiot. More abortions, especially amongst the lower classes, mean less mouths to feed on welfare. Hell, we should have mandatory abortions for anyone currently on welfare with more than one child. If you are on welfare that is the end of your reproducing days until you get a job and can afford more children yourself.

Oh well, too bad common sense isn't.

Sheesh!!!


10/10 woooooooow
 
2009-10-01 03:18:47 PM  

I Said: I did. And they aborted my baby and gave me a sex change operation that afternoon.


wow, they are slipping, they normally give you the ghey
 
2009-10-01 03:18:50 PM  

ne2d: Usually, just for the sake of argument, I like to defend people I disagree with


I usually sponser them for a month of TF, but since she hasn't outed herself here, I can't. :-(

/Likes to stir the pot. Hates people who think the way I do.
 
2009-10-01 03:22:46 PM  

trainwrecky and inappropriate: ParallelUniverseParking: That is actually a great idea. The aborted foetus can be dissected in Biology class and the left overs from that can be sold to a stem cell research facility in order to get some additional funds for the school.

I heard girls can get extra credit by deliberately getting knocked up and aborting thier precious womb boogers to sell to stem cell collection facilities.


...but only if she was knocked up by a teacher.
 
2009-10-01 03:40:25 PM  

Uchiha_Cycliste: 10/10 woooooooow


It's only a troll if you use ideas you don't believe in. I truly believe in this. Forced abortions for people on welfare who already have at least one child. It's time to regain control of a situation that is way out of hand.
 
2009-10-01 03:49:53 PM  

jwa007: Uchiha_Cycliste: 10/10 woooooooow

It's only a troll if you use ideas you don't believe in. I truly believe in this. Forced abortions for people on welfare who already have at least one child. It's time to regain control of a situation that is way out of hand.


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2009-10-01 03:55:45 PM  
MNguy
I'm in Ellison's district. I actually wouldn't even engage with someone who would defend her. You can't argue whargarrble, and I don't bother trying.

That's the problem with trying to debate the right wing on anything now. Good methods of argumentation depend on the person with whom you're arguing being at least somewhat rational. Unfortunately even the lead spokespeople for the party, not to mention the sheep listening to Rush and watching Fox, don't care about facts, research, logic, etc.

ParallelUniverseParking That is actually a great idea. The aborted foetus can be dissected in Biology class and the left overs from that can be sold to a stem cell research facility in order to get some additional funds for the school added to school lunches to provide extra protein.

Now even more offensive!
 
2009-10-01 04:02:09 PM  

patrick767: MNguy
I'm in Ellison's district. I actually wouldn't even engage with someone who would defend her. You can't argue whargarrble, and I don't bother trying.

That's the problem with trying to debate the right wing on anything now. Good methods of argumentation depend on the person with whom you're arguing being at least somewhat rational. Unfortunately even the lead spokespeople for the party, not to mention the sheep listening to Rush and watching Fox, don't care about facts, research, logic, etc.

ParallelUniverseParking That is actually a great idea. The aborted foetus can be dissected in Biology class and the left overs from that can be sold to a stem cell research facility in order to get some additional funds for the school added to school lunches to provide extra protein.

Now even more offensive!


Apparently you've never been in a US school cafeteria. THAT would actually be a menu-improvement.

/Wednesday is "Salisbury Fetus" day
 
2009-10-01 04:15:39 PM  
This will go well with her planned "Sex Ed" course book "Jesus Put You in the Stork's Mouth and Flew You to Your MARRIED Mommy and Daddy"
 
2009-10-01 04:25:32 PM  

NewportBarGuy: MNguy: Can anyone defend this creature and her vile lies and misinformation? Anyone?

She has nice tits.


Meh. She's politician pretty. She's no Monica Bellucci.
 
2009-10-01 04:26:56 PM  

F*CK THIS C*NT

 
2009-10-01 04:29:48 PM  

jwa007: Let us assume, for a moment, the statements made by the raving nutter are correct and the health care reform bill would institute the ability for abortions to be performed at school.

WTF? Who cares? What difference does it make. This stupid biatch Bachmann opposes abortion? She is a goddam idiot. More abortions, especially amongst the lower classes, mean less mouths to feed on welfare. Hell, we should have mandatory abortions for anyone currently on welfare with more than one child. If you are on welfare that is the end of your reproducing days until you get a job and can afford more children yourself.

Oh well, too bad common sense isn't.

Sheesh!!!


See people these are your choices:

1) Democrat - choice to be for or against getting an abortion.

2) Republican - No abortions. We made this choice for you.

3) Independents - forced abortions because you are on welfare.

And you guys wonder why the democrats are kicking your asses every election.

/I bet Weaver95 agrees with the forced abortion thing.
 
2009-10-01 04:31:11 PM  

Dusk-You-n-Me: F*CK THIS C*NT


"fark this, can't" - is that the campaign slogan for bizarro-obama?
 
2009-10-01 04:32:09 PM  

thomps: "fark this, can't" - is that the campaign slogan for bizarro-obama?


You're in Chicago so I'll give you a pass. The judges were looking for the letter "U".
 
2009-10-01 04:35:56 PM  

thomps: Dusk-You-n-Me: thomps: "fark this, can't" - is that the campaign slogan for bizarro-obama?

You're in Chicago so I'll give you a pass. The judges were looking for the letter "U".shiat. i got "attractive and successful African-Americans" wrong too. i'm more of a jeopardy man i guess.


wow, does the filter change the south park "a" version of n*ggers now too or am i just a racist at a subliminal level?
 
2009-10-01 04:36:40 PM  
Let me say this as someone who living in NY, I tell you my location so you will understand the weight of this comment:

I would be embarrassed if she was my representative.
 
2009-10-01 04:38:04 PM  

MaxxLarge: If I was a woman, I'd get three abortions just to piss her off.

I'm glad I live in Ellison's district.


Lucky bastard. I've got three months before I can emancipate myself from her farked up, trailer trash district.
 
2009-10-01 04:38:50 PM  

NewportBarGuy: MNguy: Can anyone defend this creature and her vile lies and misinformation? Anyone?

She has nice tits.


[citation needed]

That woman an "A" cup at best. I guess they might be nice if you are into the flat ones.
 
2009-10-01 04:39:19 PM  
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2009-10-01 04:39:42 PM  

Headso: Let me say this as someone who living in NY, I tell you my location so you will understand the weight of this comment:

I would be embarrassed if she was my representative.


kinda how I feel about our gov :)
 
2009-10-01 04:40:16 PM  

Mr. Coffee Nerves: This will go well with her planned "Sex Ed" course book "Jesus Put You in the Stork's Mouth and Flew You to Your MARRIED Mommy and Daddy"


Michelle should have ended up in her mom's mouth.
 
2009-10-01 04:40:49 PM  

Diogenes: Palin, Bachmann, and Katherine Harris are the Stygian Witches of the GOP. Except instead of an eye, they all share a brain. Looks like it was Bachmann's turn today.


Katherine Harris' fifteen minutes were up a long time ago - she's nobody now. I think her place in this trilogy has been assumed by "Mean" Jean Schmidt.
 
2009-10-01 04:41:22 PM  

Headso: Let me say this as someone who living in NY, I tell you my location so you will understand the weight of this comment:

I would be embarrassed if she was my representative.


Just think...there are 187,805 people in MN-6 who looked at the molten wave of absolute crazy that comes out of Bachmann's maw and said "Yep, I want her back in Congress speaking for ME!"

Then again, 175,874 people did vote for a guy named Elwyn Tinkelberg. Maybe we can get him to change his name to Beef Rockhard and run again?
 
2009-10-01 04:42:18 PM  

IXI Jim IXI: Michelle should have ended up in her mom's mouth.


wow, just like school on a Sunday Jimbo ;)
 
2009-10-01 04:42:55 PM  
Wow... 77 comments in and not one of the usual Fark IndependentsTM have jumped in to defend this.
 
2009-10-01 04:44:03 PM  
I have a thing for older women. I will take her and Palin in a crazy sandwich with extra mayo please
 
2009-10-01 04:44:45 PM  

MaxxLarge: baka-san: Conservative people are really dumb.

FTFY


No, baka-san had it right the first time.
 
2009-10-01 04:45:32 PM  

GAT_00: I don't know why the DNC doesn't just run national ads with audio/video of this woman's batshiat insanity and just follows her quotes with a black screen and the words "This is the GOP." Simple, true and devastating.


It'd be like the DNC version of the Bush ad of Kerry's "I voted for the war before I voted against it."
 
2009-10-01 04:45:33 PM  

IXI Jim IXI: Michelle should have ended up in her mom's mouth.


That's funny. Because I HAVE ended up in her mom's mouth.

Boo-yah. Take THAT, Bachmann!
 
2009-10-01 04:46:01 PM  

maxheck: Wow... 77 comments in and not one of the usual Fark IndependentsTM have jumped in to defend this.


Illegal immigrants aren't involved.
 
2009-10-01 04:47:02 PM  
Her and Cynthia McKinney should have a contest to see who's the craziest biatch to ever serve in Congress.
 
2009-10-01 04:48:19 PM  

skullkrusher: wow, just like school on a Sunday Jimbo ;)


Nah...she's no altarboy.
 
2009-10-01 04:48:53 PM  

GAT_00: I don't know why the DNC doesn't just run national ads with audio/video of this woman's batshiat insanity and just follows her quotes with a black screen and the words "This is the GOP." Simple, true and devastating.


Because they have zero farking spines. No balls, either.
 
2009-10-01 04:49:44 PM  

IXI Jim IXI: skullkrusher: wow, just like school on a Sunday Jimbo ;)

Nah...she's no altarboy.


ok I admit I don't get that
 
2009-10-01 04:50:26 PM  

Gosling: Look, Michelle, that little Fisher-Price playset you played with as a kid is not a school, and the little limbless people getting sucked up by the vacuum cleaner is not an abortion.


LOL!!!
 
2009-10-01 04:51:04 PM  

MaxxLarge: If I was a woman, I'd get three abortions just to piss her off.

I'm glad I live in Ellison's district.


Same here. I'm not a huge fan of Ellison, but pretty much anything would be better than Michelle "Baby Eater" Bachman
 
2009-10-01 04:51:06 PM  

Exodus2001: jwa007: Let us assume, for a moment, the statements made by the raving nutter are correct and the health care reform bill would institute the ability for abortions to be performed at school.

WTF? Who cares? What difference does it make. This stupid biatch Bachmann opposes abortion? She is a goddam idiot. More abortions, especially amongst the lower classes, mean less mouths to feed on welfare. Hell, we should have mandatory abortions for anyone currently on welfare with more than one child. If you are on welfare that is the end of your reproducing days until you get a job and can afford more children yourself.

Oh well, too bad common sense isn't.

Sheesh!!!

See people these are your choices:

1) Democrat - choice to be for or against getting an abortion.

2) Republican - No abortions. We made this choice for you.

3) Independents - forced abortions because you are on welfare.

And you guys wonder why the democrats are kicking your asses every election.

/I bet Weaver95 agrees with the forced abortion thing.


Hey I'm an independant and I'm for forced abortions, not because you are on welfare, but because I hate people. More abrotions, less people.

/I also pray to god every night that the H1N1 virus mutates to a strain that has an 80% kill rate. This will save Social Security, take care of that unemployment problem, and usher in a new age.
//I'm also an atheist so I don't think god is listening.
 
2009-10-01 04:51:08 PM  

BMulligan: Diogenes: Palin, Bachmann, and Katherine Harris are the Stygian Witches of the GOP. Except instead of an eye, they all share a brain. Looks like it was Bachmann's turn today.

Katherine Harris' fifteen minutes were up a long time ago - she's nobody now. I think her place in this trilogy has been assumed by "Mean" Jean Schmidt.


I like that they all looked similar, but yeah, she's old news. Schmidt, or that lovely old lady from NC, Virginia Foxx.
 
2009-10-01 04:51:11 PM  
I simply don't know what to say.
 
2009-10-01 04:51:14 PM  

SocialFarker: GAT_00: I don't know why the DNC doesn't just run national ads with audio/video of this woman's batshiat insanity and just follows her quotes with a black screen and the words "This is the GOP." Simple, true and devastating.

Because they have zero farking spines. No balls, either.


It's because secretly they know she's actually right, they are just to afraid to admit it.
 
2009-10-01 04:52:30 PM  

thomps: Dusk-You-n-Me: F*CK THIS C*NT

"fark this, can't" - is that the campaign slogan for bizarro-obama?


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2009-10-01 04:53:19 PM  
8:10am: Homeroom
8:30am: English with Mr. Drury.
9:15am: Art Class with Miss Pavacic.
10:00am: Math with Mr. Reed.
10:45am: Photography Club in the breakroom.
11:45am: Lunch.
12:30am: Science with Mrs. Frame.
1:20pm: ABORTION.
3:10pm: Remedial Math with Mr. Reed
3:40pm: Mom picks me up.
4:00pm: Watch liberal TV and get knocked up again by a black guy.
 
2009-10-01 04:53:27 PM  

skullkrusher: ok I admit I don't get that


What? They don't have those at your Sunday services?
 
2009-10-01 04:54:51 PM  

CitizenTed: 8:10am: Homeroom
8:30am: English with Mr. Drury.
9:15am: Art Class with Miss Pavacic.
10:00am: Math with Mr. Reed.
10:45am: Photography Club in the breakroom.
11:45am: Lunch.
12:30am: Science with Mrs. Frame.
1:20pm: ABORTION.
3:10pm: Remedial Math with Mr. Reed
3:40pm: Mom picks me up.
4:00pm: Watch liberal TV and get knocked up again by a black guy.


did her advanced math skills get aborted too?
 
2009-10-01 04:55:04 PM  

MaxxLarge: If I was a woman, I'd get three abortions just to piss her off.

I'm glad I live in Ellison's district.


If I was a woman, I'd get two... but supersize 'em!
 
2009-10-01 04:56:03 PM  
What are Michelle Bachmann's chances at winning reelection given all this (negative) notoriety she has gained? Is this attention given to her negative antics get spun into a positive in her district?
 
2009-10-01 04:56:36 PM  
And, hey, if we then legalize prostitution we'd have a one-stop shop where you can get pumped, knocked up, and plumbed all in the same sitting. Oh, the huge man in thee....
 
2009-10-01 04:56:57 PM  

thomps: did her advanced math skills get aborted too?


Mr. Reed mainly deals with multiplication...
 
2009-10-01 04:56:58 PM  

IXI Jim IXI: skullkrusher: ok I admit I don't get that

What? They don't have those at your Sunday services?


I was going for the school on a Sunday = no class but ok, MB is no altarboy either.
 
2009-10-01 04:57:38 PM  

Mr. Coffee Nerves: Headso: Let me say this as someone who living in NY, I tell you my location so you will understand the weight of this comment:

I would be embarrassed if she was my representative.

Just think...there are 187,805 people in MN-6 who looked at the molten wave of absolute crazy that comes out of Bachmann's maw and said "Yep, I want her back in Congress speaking for ME!"

Then again, 175,874 people did vote for a guy named Elwyn Tinkelberg. Maybe we can get him to change his name to Beef Rockhard and run again?


VOTE BLAST HARDCHEESE IN 2010

 
2009-10-01 04:58:58 PM  

A Dark Evil Omen: Mr. Coffee Nerves: Headso: Let me say this as someone who living in NY, I tell you my location so you will understand the weight of this comment:

I would be embarrassed if she was my representative.

Just think...there are 187,805 people in MN-6 who looked at the molten wave of absolute crazy that comes out of Bachmann's maw and said "Yep, I want her back in Congress speaking for ME!"

Then again, 175,874 people did vote for a guy named Elwyn Tinkelberg. Maybe we can get him to change his name to Beef Rockhard and run again?

VOTE BLAST HARDCHEESE IN 2010


I'm giggling like an idiot at work. Thanks a lot.
 
2009-10-01 05:00:13 PM  

Befuddled: What are Michelle Bachmann's chances at winning reelection given all this (negative) notoriety she has gained? Is this attention given to her negative antics get spun into a positive in her district?


Never underestimate the stupidity of the average American.

/American
 
2009-10-01 05:00:51 PM  
Yeah, about the school actually giving help. I burned my finger on the spot welder in shop class (at school), went to the school nurse for burn ointment.

"I cannot give you any without a signed note from your parents".

"Um, I just burned my figer 5 minutes ago, it hurts like hell, can I have some ointment?".

"Not without a parental note".

So I am sure they will just pass abortions out willy nilly, it's not like they need a parental note or something.
 
2009-10-01 05:01:12 PM  
Nuttier than squirrel poop I tells ya.
 
2009-10-01 05:01:41 PM  

BMulligan: idt.


Have you met Marsha Blackburn? She's the middle TN version
 
2009-10-01 05:01:51 PM  

Befuddled: What are Michelle Bachmann's chances at winning reelection given all this (negative) notoriety she has gained? Is this attention given to her negative antics get spun into a positive in her district?


I get the feeling that she is pandering to the religious nuts in her district. The other day I turned on the TV and while I was searching through my channels the "700 Club" was on in the corner... I didn't realize what it was at first, but you wouldn't believe the bullshiat rhetoric that was spewing forth from that show. It was a shockingly twisted version of the "news"... the thing that got me was that there are people out there who watch that stuff and take it as the absolute truth. I suspect that Michelle Bachmann watches that show and gets most of her "news" from it and other shows like it. Disturbing doesn't even begin to describe how flat out false most of the things they said were.
 
2009-10-01 05:02:36 PM  
Would someone post the "Woman, you are off your nut" picture?


/This should happen in every Bachmann thread
 
2009-10-01 05:03:12 PM  

IXI Jim IXI: thomps: did her advanced math skills get aborted too?

Mr. Reed mainly deals with multiplication...


Isn't multiplying precisely the core of the issue here?
 
2009-10-01 05:05:16 PM  
I'm getting to the point where I'm starting to think that this lady and Glen Beck are really just Andy Kaufmann-esque comedians, and we've all been had.

Someone who's really as crazy as they are couldn't get out of bed in the morning.
 
2009-10-01 05:06:27 PM  
[image from eleventh-avenue-south.com too old to be available]
/Bush Bachmann is watching you protest
//hot as she's not
 
2009-10-01 05:07:11 PM  
I'm gonna agree with her on this one.

We do NOT need "school based health clinics".
 
2009-10-01 05:08:44 PM  

cchris_39: I'm gonna agree with her on this one.


Offfffffffffffffffffffffffff course you are.
 
2009-10-01 05:09:50 PM  

cchris_39: I'm gonna agree with her on this one.

We do NOT need "school based health clinics".


Actually, it's a darned nifty idea.
 
2009-10-01 05:10:49 PM  

skullkrusher: I was going for the school on a Sunday = no class


Dammit, I was forced to go to Sunday School for FOUR weeks, so there is indeed class on Sunday.

After that, my mom just accepted that her son was a heathen.
 
2009-10-01 05:11:05 PM  

stinieroo: Has Bachmann not gotten the memo? ACORN is now the key Republican target. Planned Parenthood hate is so passé.


If you keep track of wingnut sites there is already talk of 'ACORN'ing Planned Parenthood.
 
2009-10-01 05:11:40 PM  

IXI Jim IXI: skullkrusher: I was going for the school on a Sunday = no class

Dammit, I was forced to go to Sunday School for FOUR weeks, so there is indeed class on Sunday.

After that, my mom just accepted that her son was a heathen.


hehe try 16 years of Catholic school
 
2009-10-01 05:12:18 PM  

bravian: If you keep track of wingnut sites there is already talk of 'ACORN'ing Planned Parenthood.


pointing out unethical or corrupt behavior? We can't have that.
 
2009-10-01 05:15:19 PM  

skullkrusher: hehe try 16 years of Catholic school


I'd sooner trepan...
 
2009-10-01 05:15:26 PM  

skullkrusher: pointing out unethical or corrupt behavior? We can't have that.


Yep- even if we need to incite unethical or corrupt behavior in order to point out that behavior, it'll be worth it, right?
 
2009-10-01 05:15:40 PM  

IXI Jim IXI: skullkrusher: I was going for the school on a Sunday = no class

Dammit, I was forced to go to Sunday School for FOUR weeks, so there is indeed class on Sunday.

After that, my mom just accepted that her son was a heathen.


you quit going to sunday schools where apparently bjs were dispensed. a heathen and a fool.
 
2009-10-01 05:16:05 PM  
If Steph Hawking had been English she would have been aborted in school
 
2009-10-01 05:16:44 PM  

thomps: you quit going to sunday schools where apparently bjs were dispensed. a heathen and a fool.


Well, the priest had a beard, as I recall. Too scratchy.
 
2009-10-01 05:17:27 PM  

21-7-b: If Steph Hawking had been English she would have been aborted in school


Ok...just sit down. Take a deep breath...don't hurt yourself...
 
2009-10-01 05:18:22 PM  

BMulligan: Actually, it's a darned nifty idea.


Why? Take a step back and think about it.

The schools will not give your kid even a children's tylenol. So if they actually need something, who is going to sign the order? What are we going to do, put a doctor in every school now? How will we pay for that!

The next step is nonsensical health "standards" followed by a mandate that your kid HAS to use the school clinic.

This is pure Saul Allinsky - get the kids into government run healthcare and indoctinate them to it.
 
2009-10-01 05:18:56 PM  
Fine.
For every abortion you don't perform,
I'm going to perform three!!
 
2009-10-01 05:19:30 PM  
These Michele Bachmann threads started showing up regularly when the kos kids here needed something to mix in with their Sarah Palin and Glenn Beck threads.

You guys need some new material.
 
2009-10-01 05:20:24 PM  

GWSuperfan: skullkrusher: pointing out unethical or corrupt behavior? We can't have that.

Yep- even if we need to incite unethical or corrupt behavior in order to point out that behavior, it'll be worth it, right?


Like when an FBI agent pretends to be a mobster to gather evidence against the mafia

/no, that is not a comparison of ACORN to the mafia so please save your breath
 
2009-10-01 05:20:35 PM  

cchris_39: BMulligan: Actually, it's a darned nifty idea.

Why? Take a step back and think about it.

The schools will not give your kid even a children's tylenol. So if they actually need something, who is going to sign the order? What are we going to do, put a doctor in every school now? How will we pay for that!

The next step is nonsensical health "standards" followed by a mandate that your kid HAS to use the school clinic.

This is pure Saul Allinsky - get the kids into government run healthcare and indoctinate them to it.


We had a fairly solid health office in my elementary school and they even had the dentist come around like twice a year for the kids who couldn't afford to go on their parents' dime.

It worked like a hot damn. Quit fearmongering.
 
2009-10-01 05:20:47 PM  

barneyfifesbullet: These Michele Bachmann threads started showing up regularly when the kos kids here needed something to mix in with their Sarah Palin and Glenn Beck threads.

You guys need some new material.


You guys need some better talent.
 
2009-10-01 05:20:55 PM  
IXI Jim IXI

God told me to say it. I've been fasting for three days just to make sure.
 
2009-10-01 05:21:09 PM  

cchris_39: This is pure Saul Allinsky - get the kids into government run healthcare and indoctinate them to it.


you're kidding, right? i don't go to soup kitchens now that i'm an adult, even though my school offered free breakfasts. but maybe the liberal agenda is more refined these days.
 
2009-10-01 05:21:15 PM  

barneyfifesbullet: These Michele Bachmann threads started showing up regularly when the kos kids here needed something to mix in with their Sarah Palin and Glenn Beck threads.

You guys need some new material.


You guys keep churning this shiat out, we'll keep making fun of it.
 
2009-10-01 05:21:37 PM  

IXI Jim IXI: skullkrusher: hehe try 16 years of Catholic school

I'd sooner trepan...


well the last 4 years don't really count. Catholic college is not the indoctrination machine that grade school and high school is
 
2009-10-01 05:23:10 PM  

barneyfifesbullet: These Michele Bachmann threads started showing up regularly when the kos kids


We know you're obsessed with children. You just shouldn't make it so obvious...
 
2009-10-01 05:24:53 PM  

cchris_39: BMulligan: Actually, it's a darned nifty idea.

Why? Take a step back and think about it.

The schools will not give your kid even a children's tylenol. So if they actually need something, who is going to sign the order? What are we going to do, put a doctor in every school now? How will we pay for that!

The next step is nonsensical health "standards" followed by a mandate that your kid HAS to use the school clinic.

This is pure Saul Allinsky - get the kids into government run healthcare and indoctinate them to it.


Slippery slope much?
 
2009-10-01 05:24:57 PM  
skullkrusher: Catholic college is not the indoctrination machine that grade school and high school is

I went to Catholic school for 13 years, though this being Chicago where the Catholics give Episcopalians a run for being liberal, not much indoctrination. Hell in high school we covered not much in the way of anything Catholic. Then again, Jesuit run high school, so not like most places.

/got to watch the Killing Fields in senior year religious studies class
 
2009-10-01 05:26:22 PM  
Wow, looks like you libs have a case of Bachman derangement syndrome. Much like Palin derangement syndrome its when a lib is threatened and obsessed with a smart beautiful woman. You would rather take the word of infamous cow Hilary or that lesban Maddow. Now Ive heard complaints about Bachman like how she would stalk homos at there rallys but shes right on this. Girls today aspire to be Paris Hilton and they will all be sluts and get abortions if there is a public option, FACT. And they will do it at school because they think abortion is more fun than math and science. Then these girls, knowing there destined for hell, sink in to depression and MY tax dollars have to pay for there Zosloft? HELL no. Obama is already doubling the deficit even without healthcare but you liberl inbeciles let him pass this and we will literally be taxed to death. God Im sick of you libs. Trying to ruin America and make us be peaceful vegetarians who worship Buddha. Pester me all you want but I will NOT stop eating vienna sausage. Animals are NOT as important as people yet you care less for a fetus then a hamster. Damn libs. Obama the illegal immigrant FELON donned a mask of change and you fell for it. You used ACORN to rig an election and put that socialist in charge, but those of us who have been to war saw the true face of evil and it is socialism which leads to abortion so we will NOT surrender to Obama. I only pray God protects us from health care reform, gets mad, rids the world of all libs like in Sodom and Gomorrah and we get to live in a paradise where my daughter Sofia does NOT have to have healthcare and subsequently abortions.
 
2009-10-01 05:26:56 PM  

WhyteRaven74: skullkrusher: Catholic college is not the indoctrination machine that grade school and high school is

I went to Catholic school for 13 years, though this being Chicago where the Catholics give Episcopalians a run for being liberal, not much indoctrination. Hell in high school we covered not much in the way of anything Catholic. Then again, Jesuit run high school, so not like most places.

/got to watch the Killing Fields in senior year religious studies class


Marianist prep school, pretty damn conservative.
Jesuit college - I think they find belief in Jesus optional.
 
2009-10-01 05:27:31 PM  

StopArrestingMe: Wow, looks like you libs have a case of Bachman derangement syndrome. Much like Palin derangement syndrome its when a lib is threatened and obsessed with a smart beautiful woman. You would rather take the word of infamous cow Hilary or that lesban Maddow. Now Ive heard complaints about Bachman like how she would stalk homos at there rallys but shes right on this. Girls today aspire to be Paris Hilton and they will all be sluts and get abortions if there is a public option, FACT. And they will do it at school because they think abortion is more fun than math and science. Then these girls, knowing there destined for hell, sink in to depression and MY tax dollars have to pay for there Zosloft? HELL no. Obama is already doubling the deficit even without healthcare but you liberl inbeciles let him pass this and we will literally be taxed to death. God Im sick of you libs. Trying to ruin America and make us be peaceful vegetarians who worship Buddha. Pester me all you want but I will NOT stop eating vienna sausage. Animals are NOT as important as people yet you care less for a fetus then a hamster. Damn libs. Obama the illegal immigrant FELON donned a mask of change and you fell for it. You used ACORN to rig an election and put that socialist in charge, but those of us who have been to war saw the true face of evil and it is socialism which leads to abortion so we will NOT surrender to Obama. I only pray God protects us from health care reform, gets mad, rids the world of all libs like in Sodom and Gomorrah and we get to live in a paradise where my daughter Sofia does NOT have to have healthcare and subsequently abortions.


hehe wow. Good jorb :)
 
2009-10-01 05:29:19 PM  
Palin, Beck and Bachmann in a blender. What a wonderful idea, barney.
 
2009-10-01 05:31:29 PM  
I went out with a catholic high school girl when I was in my early 20's. Does that count?
 
2009-10-01 05:31:31 PM  
A) That would be awesome.

B) But it will never happen- The federal government has policies against supporting abortion in most of its existing health care programs since 1976.

C)
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2009-10-01 05:31:43 PM  

StopArrestingMe: Wow, looks like you libs have a case of Bachman derangement syndrome. Much like Palin derangement syndrome its when a lib is threatened and obsessed with a smart beautiful woman. You would rather take the word of infamous cow Hilary or that lesban Maddow. Now Ive heard complaints about Bachman like how she would stalk homos at there rallys but shes right on this. Girls today aspire to be Paris Hilton and they will all be sluts and get abortions if there is a public option, FACT. And they will do it at school because they think abortion is more fun than math and science. Then these girls, knowing there destined for hell, sink in to depression and MY tax dollars have to pay for there Zosloft? HELL no. Obama is already doubling the deficit even without healthcare but you liberl inbeciles let him pass this and we will literally be taxed to death. God Im sick of you libs. Trying to ruin America and make us be peaceful vegetarians who worship Buddha. Pester me all you want but I will NOT stop eating vienna sausage. Animals are NOT as important as people yet you care less for a fetus then a hamster. Damn libs. Obama the illegal immigrant FELON donned a mask of change and you fell for it. You used ACORN to rig an election and put that socialist in charge, but those of us who have been to war saw the true face of evil and it is socialism which leads to abortion so we will NOT surrender to Obama. I only pray God protects us from health care reform, gets mad, rids the world of all libs like in Sodom and Gomorrah and we get to live in a paradise where my daughter Sofia does NOT have to have healthcare and subsequently abortions.


Niiiiice.
 
2009-10-01 05:31:54 PM  
StopArrestingMe: Wow, looks like you libs have a case of Bachman derangement syndrome. Much like Palin derangement syndrome its when a lib is threatened and obsessed with a smart beautiful woman. You would rather take the word of infamous cow Hilary or that lesban Maddow. Now Ive heard complaints about Bachman like how she would stalk homos at there rallys but shes right on this. Girls today aspire to be Paris Hilton and they will all be sluts and get abortions if there is a public option, FACT. And they will do it at school because they think abortion is more fun than math and science. Then these girls, knowing there destined for hell, sink in to depression and MY tax dollars have to pay for there Zosloft? HELL no. Obama is already doubling the deficit even without healthcare but you liberl inbeciles let him pass this and we will literally be taxed to death. God Im sick of you libs. Trying to ruin America and make us be peaceful vegetarians who worship Buddha. Pester me all you want but I will NOT stop eating vienna sausage. Animals are NOT as important as people yet you care less for a fetus then a hamster. Damn libs. Obama the illegal immigrant FELON donned a mask of change and you fell for it. You used ACORN to rig an election and put that socialist in charge, but those of us who have been to war saw the true face of evil and it is socialism which leads to abortion so we will NOT surrender to Obama. I only pray God protects us from health care reform, gets mad, rids the world of all libs like in Sodom and Gomorrah and we get to live in a paradise where my daughter Sofia does NOT have to have healthcare and subsequently abortions.

I'm sure I missed some
 
2009-10-01 05:33:16 PM  

StopArrestingMe: Wow, looks like you libs have a case of Bachman derangement syndrome. Much like Palin derangement syndrome its when a lib is threatened and obsessed with a smart beautiful woman. You would rather take the word of infamous cow Hilary or that lesban Maddow. Now Ive heard complaints about Bachman like how she would stalk homos at there rallys but shes right on this. Girls today aspire to be Paris Hilton and they will all be sluts and get abortions if there is a public option, FACT. And they will do it at school because they think abortion is more fun than math and science. Then these girls, knowing there destined for hell, sink in to depression and MY tax dollars have to pay for there Zosloft? HELL no. Obama is already doubling the deficit even without healthcare but you liberl inbeciles let him pass this and we will literally be taxed to death. God Im sick of you libs. Trying to ruin America and make us be peaceful vegetarians who worship Buddha. Pester me all you want but I will NOT stop eating vienna sausage. Animals are NOT as important as people yet you care less for a fetus then a hamster. Damn libs. Obama the illegal immigrant FELON donned a mask of change and you fell for it. You used ACORN to rig an election and put that socialist in charge, but those of us who have been to war saw the true face of evil and it is socialism which leads to abortion so we will NOT surrender to Obama. I only pray God protects us from health care reform, gets mad, rids the world of all libs like in Sodom and Gomorrah and we get to live in a paradise where my daughter Sofia does NOT have to have healthcare and subsequently abortions.


Help me out.
 
2009-10-01 05:33:22 PM  

I Said: MaxxLarge: beerrun: Exactly! They're one step away from farking turtles for God's sake!

Sssh! Don't say "farking turtles"! You'll give them ideas!

Everyone knows that allowing gays to get married will just open it up for people to say they should be able to marry OTHER lesser creatures, too. Rick Santorum said so.

Like mexicans.

God bless the GOP and God bless America!

I pledge allegiance
to the flag
of the United States of America
and to the republic
for which it stands
one nation
under GOD
indivisible
with liberty
and justice
for all


I heard another version of this before. I believe it was Jello Biafra, on his spoken word album "I Blow Minds for a Living" :

I pledge allegiance,
to the flag,
of the United Snakes of Captivity.
And to the republic
for which it stands,
I'll dip it in kerosene,
and stick it up the ass
of you know who,
AND LIGHT IT!

/Always got kick out of that.
//Yes, I love my country
///And I welcome the addition to your ignore lists
 
2009-10-01 05:33:27 PM  
Sad part is, I understand where 700 club loving, Palin book pre-ordering, Michele Bachmann voting, Glenn Beck and Sean Hannity watching conservatives come from. I grew up in a very religious household, and was all of these things when I was younger.

/So I've got business idea for a drive-thru abortion clinic located next to schools and paid for by stimulus money...
 
2009-10-01 05:33:45 PM  

IXI Jim IXI: I went out with a catholic high school girl when I was in my early 20's. Does that count?


it depends on which way Catholic education turned her. They tend to be guilt ridden prudes or super slutty.
Not much middle of the road there.
 
2009-10-01 05:33:50 PM  
skullkrusher: Jesuit college - I think they find belief in Jesus optional.

Yep, pretty much.

/junior year religious studies we watched Harold and Maude
 
2009-10-01 05:34:26 PM  

StopArrestingMe: Wow, looks like you libs have a case of Bachman derangement syndrome. Much like Palin derangement syndrome its when a lib is threatened and obsessed with a smart beautiful woman. You would rather take the word of infamous cow Hilary or that lesban Maddow. Now Ive heard complaints about Bachman like how she would stalk homos at there rallys but shes right on this. Girls today aspire to be Paris Hilton and they will all be sluts and get abortions if there is a public option, FACT. And they will do it at school because they think abortion is more fun than math and science. Then these girls, knowing there destined for hell, sink in to depression and MY tax dollars have to pay for there Zosloft? HELL no. Obama is already doubling the deficit even without healthcare but you liberl inbeciles let him pass this and we will literally be taxed to death. God Im sick of you libs. Trying to ruin America and make us be peaceful vegetarians who worship Buddha. Pester me all you want but I will NOT stop eating vienna sausage. Animals are NOT as important as people yet you care less for a fetus then a hamster. Damn libs. Obama the illegal immigrant FELON donned a mask of change and you fell for it. You used ACORN to rig an election and put that socialist in charge, but those of us who have been to war saw the true face of evil and it is socialism which leads to abortion so we will NOT surrender to Obama. I only pray God protects us from health care reform, gets mad, rids the world of all libs like in Sodom and Gomorrah and we get to live in a paradise where my daughter Sofia does NOT have to have healthcare and subsequently abortions.

 
2009-10-01 05:34:36 PM  

StopArrestingMe: Wow, looks like you libs have a case of Bachman derangement syndrome. Much like Palin derangement syndrome its when a lib is threatened and obsessed with a smart beautiful woman. You would rather take the word of infamous cow Hilary or that lesban [Lisbon?] Maddow. Now Ive heard complaints about Bachman like how she would stalk homos at there rallys but shes right on this. Girls today aspire to be Paris Hilton and they will all be sluts and get abortions if there is a public option, FACT. And they will do it at school because they think abortion is more fun than math and science. Then these girls, knowing there destined for hell, sink in to depression and MY tax dollars have to pay for there Zosloft? HELL no. Obama is already doubling the deficit even without healthcare but you liberl inbeciles let him pass this and we will literally be taxed to death. God Im sick of you libs. Trying to ruin America and make us be peaceful vegetarians who worship Buddha. Pester me all you want but I will NOT stop eating vienna sausage. Animals are NOT as important as people yet you care less for a fetus then a hamster. Damn libs. Obama the illegal immigrant FELON donned a mask of change and you fell for it. You used ACORN to rig an election and put that socialist in charge, but those of us who have been to war saw the true face of evil and it is socialism which leads to abortion so we will NOT surrender to Obama. I only pray God protects us from health care reform, gets mad, rids the world of all libs like in Sodom and Gomorrah and we get to live in a paradise where my daughter Sofia does NOT have to have healthcare and subsequently abortions.


I figure I got at least 40%.
 
2009-10-01 05:35:04 PM  
SEX! ABORTION! PENIS! EVIL! VAGINA! BOOGA BOOGA BOOGA! WHARRGARBL!
 
2009-10-01 05:35:12 PM  

skullkrusher: it depends on which way Catholic education turned her. They tend to be guilt ridden prudes or super slutty.
Not much middle of the road there.


Well, she was slutty with me, and felt guilty about it.
 
2009-10-01 05:35:13 PM  
oops, stalk hom, not would stalk
 
2009-10-01 05:36:53 PM  

IXI Jim IXI: skullkrusher: it depends on which way Catholic education turned her. They tend to be guilt ridden prudes or super slutty.
Not much middle of the road there.

Well, she was slutty with me, and felt guilty about it.


then yes, it counts.
 
2009-10-01 05:37:39 PM  
Maybe they could charge for abortions, and use the money to buy new band uniforms.
 
2009-10-01 05:42:01 PM  
I always end up wrapping their crucifixes round my cock and then making love with it like that, with jesus slapping between my balls and their ass. i like to think he would enjoy it if he existed
 
2009-10-01 05:44:33 PM  
So that's where ACORN is going to get their whores. That makes sense now.
 
2009-10-01 05:48:14 PM  

21-7-b: I always end up wrapping their crucifixes round my cock and then making love with it like that, with jesus slapping between my balls and their ass. i like to think he would enjoy it if he existed


I don't know why this made me laugh.
 
2009-10-01 05:49:52 PM  

BMulligan: 21-7-b: I always end up wrapping their crucifixes round my cock and then making love with it like that, with jesus slapping between my balls and their ass. i like to think he would enjoy it if he existed

I don't know why this made me laugh.


that makes 2 of us
 
2009-10-01 05:51:29 PM  
***Note to self- send donation to Planned Parenthood with "in honor of Michele Bachmann" on the memo line***
 
2009-10-01 05:55:33 PM  

21-7-b: I always end up wrapping their crucifixes round my cock and then making love with it like that, with jesus slapping between my balls and their ass. i like to think he would enjoy it if he existed


God is my copilot cockring?
 
2009-10-01 06:02:50 PM  

I Said: stinieroo: Has Bachmann not gotten the memo? ACORN is now the key Republican target. Planned Parenthood hate is so passé.

Have YOU gotten the memo?

Both are owned by MSNBC which is really a front for Socialized Medicine, and outfit owned and operated by George Soros, a man who by all accounts is a secret Muslim.


... who is controlled by the saucer people in conjunction with the reverse vampires, in a fiendish scheme to eliminate the meal of dinner!


/we're through the looking glass here, people!
//not obscure
 
2009-10-01 06:07:49 PM  
He's hanging around their boobies all day anyway, and the guy was a carpenter, so I think why not have some wood, big guy
 
2009-10-01 06:10:36 PM  

StopArrestingMe

First time I had to cheat and read the lower comments. I'm glad you came out of hiding for this (absence making the penis grow harder or somesuch).

un4gvn666: A Dark Evil Omen: VOTE BLAST HARDCHEESE IN 2010

I'm giggling like an idiot at work. Thanks a lot.


I wish to order a bumper sticker.

The Slush: SEX! ABORTION! PENIS! EVIL! VAGINA! BOOGA BOOGA BOOGA! WHARRGARBL!


Ladies 'n' germs, your Republican Party, circa 1980-present.
 
2009-10-01 06:13:35 PM  

Mercury: ***Note to self- send donation to Planned Parenthood with "in honor of Michele Bachmann" on the memo line***



That's farking genius.
 
2009-10-01 06:19:39 PM  
Dear Minnesota's 6th Congressional District:

If you have even a shred of self-respect, you will throw this demagogue out on her ass in 2010.
 
2009-10-01 06:31:11 PM  

StopArrestingMe: Wow, looks like you libs have a case of Bachman derangement syndrome. Much like Palin derangement syndrome its when a lib is threatened and obsessed with a smart beautiful woman. You would rather take the word of infamous cow Hilary or that lesban Maddow. Now Ive heard complaints about Bachman like how she would stalk homos at there rallys but shes right on this. Girls today aspire to be Paris Hilton and they will all be sluts and get abortions if there is a public option, FACT. And they will do it at school because they think abortion is more fun than math and science. Then these girls, knowing there destined for hell, sink in to depression and MY tax dollars have to pay for there Zosloft? HELL no. Obama is already doubling the deficit even without healthcare but you liberl inbeciles let him pass this and we will literally be taxed to death. God Im sick of you libs. Trying to ruin America and make us be peaceful vegetarians who worship Buddha. Pester me all you want but I will NOT stop eating vienna sausage. Animals are NOT as important as people yet you care less for a fetus then a hamster. Damn libs. Obama the illegal immigrant FELON donned a mask of change and you fell for it. You used ACORN to rig an election and put that socialist in charge, but those of us who have been to war saw the true face of evil and it is socialism which leads to abortion so we will NOT surrender to Obama. I only pray God protects us from health care reform, gets mad, rids the world of all libs like in Sodom and Gomorrah and we get to live in a paradise where my daughter Sofia does NOT have to have healthcare and subsequently abortions.


Possibly the best yet, even when I figured the theme it was still hard to find only a few.
 
2009-10-01 06:33:50 PM  
a dropped an abortion this morning. it looked like a republican so i flushed it away.
 
2009-10-01 06:35:55 PM  

Linux_Yes: a dropped an abortion this morning. it looked like a republican so i flushed it away.


if it had looked like a democrat you would have kept your aborted fetus instead of flushing it?

you're creepy.
 
2009-10-01 06:51:27 PM  

Diogenes: Palin, Bachmann, and Katherine Harris are the Stygian Witches of the GOP. Except instead of an eye, they all share a brain. Looks like it was Bachmann's turn today.


farkin' saved!
 
2009-10-01 07:06:31 PM  
What if there were tax breaks given for abortions, would the republicans like them then?
 
2009-10-01 07:13:54 PM  

Stay Cool Babylon: Have you ever tried to get so much as an aspirin at a school nurse's station?


I got a testicle aborted by a school nurse once. Well, to be honest I was 34, and she was only dressed that way. Cost me $450.
 
2009-10-01 07:14:20 PM  

Infinite Monkeys In Front Of A Computer: Does that mean that someone's 13 year-old daughter could walk into a sex clinic, have a pregnancy test done, be taken away to the local Planned Parenthood abortion clinic, have their abortion, be back and go home on the school bus that night?

No...no it doesn't.


What's a sex clinic? 'Cause I hear those words, and I imagine something far, far different. Something that would still no doubt have Bachman's head twirling on it's neck like a pinwheel, but much different.

Can you imagine what goes on inside her head?
 
2009-10-01 07:19:16 PM  
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2009-10-01 07:29:01 PM  

Exodus2001: NewportBarGuy: MNguy: Can anyone defend this creature and her vile lies and misinformation? Anyone?

She has nice tits.

[citation needed]

That woman an "A" cup at best. I guess they might be nice if you are into the flat ones.


Hey Hey Hey! No need to go there! We're people too
 
2009-10-01 07:32:31 PM  
Palin/Bachmann 2012
 
2009-10-01 07:40:45 PM  

Zoophagous: Palin/Bachmann 2012


Stupid/Crazy 2012

Or is it Crazy/Stupid? Either way, most people will get the idea.
 
2009-10-01 07:41:35 PM  

SharkInfested: Exodus2001: NewportBarGuy: MNguy: Can anyone defend this creature and her vile lies and misinformation? Anyone?

She has nice tits.

[citation needed]

That woman an "A" cup at best. I guess they might be nice if you are into the flat ones.

Hey Hey Hey! No need to go there! We're people too


Okay, fine. You'll have to show me so I can make a proper decision as to how nice they are.
 
2009-10-01 07:47:09 PM  
a couple more...

StopArrestingMe: Obama is already doubling the deficit...ACORN to rig an election... like in Sodom and Gomorrah [maybe...Oman is a nation...]

 
2009-10-01 07:54:19 PM  

ParallelUniverseParking: That is actually a great idea. The aborted foetus can be dissected in Biology class and the left overs from that can be sold to a stem cell research facility in order to get some additional funds for the school.

served in the cafeteria for lunch.

/ftfy
 
2009-10-01 07:58:05 PM  

skullkrusher: it depends on which way Catholic education turned her. They tend to be guilt ridden prudes or super slutty.
Not much middle of the road there.


Uh...WRONG! The last one I dated was a guilt ridden slut.
 
2009-10-01 07:59:49 PM  

SharkInfested: Hey Hey Hey! No need to go there! We're people too


I like small...
How YOU doin?
 
2009-10-01 08:33:20 PM  
Wow, looks like you libs have a case of Bachman derangement syndrome. Much like Palin derangement syndrome its when a lib is threatened and obsessed with a smart beautiful woman. You would rather take the word of infamous cow Hilary or that lesban Maddow. Now Ive heard complaints about Bachman like how she would stalk homos at there rallys but shes right on this. Girls today aspire to be Paris Hilton and they will all be sluts and get abortions if there is a public option, FACT. And they will do it at school because they think abortion is more fun than math and science. Then these girls, knowing there destined for hell, sink in to depression and MY tax dollars have to pay for there Zosloft? HELL no. Obama is already doubling the deficit even without healthcare but you liberl inbeciles let him pass this and we will literally be taxed to death. God Im sick of you libs. Trying to ruin America and make us be peaceful vegetarians who worship Buddha. Pester me all you want but I will NOT stop eating vienna sausage. Animals are NOT as important as people yet you care less for a fetus then a hamster. Damn libs. Obama the illegal immigrant FELON donned a mask of change and you fell for it. You used ACORN to rig an election and put that socialist in charge, but those of us who have been to war saw the true face of evil and it is socialism which leads to abortion so we will NOT surrender to Obama. I only pray God protects us from health care reform, gets mad, rids the world of all libs like in Sodom and Gomorrah and we get to live in a paradise where my daughter Sofia does NOT have to have healthcare and subsequently abortions.

You'd give Kaiser Soze a run for his money, man.
 
2009-10-01 09:10:36 PM  
I'm holding out for gay abortions during class time while the rest of the class burns an American flag and feasts on the flesh of the unborn.

All or nothing, baby!
 
2009-10-01 09:12:55 PM  
So kids will be walking into a "sex clinic"? WTF is a sex clinic?

Death panels, sex clinics, wtf is next.
 
2009-10-01 09:23:29 PM  
Doublin
 
2009-10-01 09:32:01 PM  
I can't fap to this
 
2009-10-01 09:46:06 PM  
Abortions at school? What will Republicans think of next? Seriously I never would've thought of making that allegation and I'm pretty creative.

Maybe they write down buzzwords on pieces of paper, put them in a hat, then draw two or three and try to write a coherent narrative about two completely unrelated words or phrases.
 
2009-10-01 09:53:53 PM  

StopArrestingMe: Wow, looks like you libs have a case of Bachman derangement syndrome. Much like Palin derangement syndrome its when a lib is threatened and obsessed with a smart beautiful woman. You would rather take the word of infamous cow Hilary or that lesban Maddow. Now Ive heard complaints about Bachman like how she would stalk homos at there rallys but shes right on this. Girls today aspire to be Paris Hilton and they will all be sluts and get abortions if there is a public option, FACT. And they will do it at school because they think abortion is more fun than math and science. Then these girls, knowing there destined for hell, sink in to depression and MY tax dollars have to pay for there Zosloft? HELL no. Obama is already doubling the deficit even without healthcare but you liberl inbeciles let him pass this and we will literally be taxed to death. God Im sick of you libs. Trying to ruin America and make us be peaceful vegetarians who worship Buddha. Pester me all you want but I will NOT stop eating vienna sausage. Animals are NOT as important as people yet you care less for a fetus then a hamster. Damn libs. Obama the illegal immigrant FELON donned a mask of change and you fell for it. You used ACORN to rig an election and put that socialist in charge, but those of us who have been to war saw the true face of evil and it is socialism which leads to abortion so we will NOT surrender to Obama. I only pray God protects us from health care reform, gets mad, rids the world of all libs like in Sodom and Gomorrah and we get to live in a paradise where my daughter Sofia does NOT have to have healthcare and subsequently abortions.


Nicely played. Where you been anyway?? Haven't seen you in a while.

Oh, and was that one intentional or a coincidence? Other people figured out the rest.
 
2009-10-01 10:04:19 PM  

ps69: So kids will be walking into a "sex clinic"? WTF is a sex clinic?

Death panels, sex clinics, wtf is next.


Shhh! You'll ruin it for everyone, just play along!
 
2009-10-01 10:10:03 PM  

Egalitarian: Abortions at school? What will Republicans think of next? Seriously I never would've thought of making that allegation and I'm pretty creative.


I would be OK with that happening as long as there were also miniature American flags available.
 
2009-10-01 11:24:57 PM  
I wish I lived in the Republican nightmare.

That place sounds tits.
 
2009-10-02 12:10:10 AM  

ParallelUniverseParking: That is actually a great idea. The aborted foetus can be dissected in Biology class and the left overs from that can be sold to a stem cell research facility in order to get some additional funds for the school.


no way, we'll send them to the cafeteria.

lower the science and food budgets in one fell swoop!
 
2009-10-02 12:14:09 AM  

JohnnyC: Befuddled:
I get the feeling that she is pandering to the religious nuts in her district. The other day I turned on the TV and while I was searching through my channels the "700 Club" was on in the corner... I didn't realize what it was at first, but you wouldn't believe the bullshiat rhetoric that was spewing forth from that show. It was a shockingly twisted version of the "news"... the thing that got me was that there are people out there who watch that stuff and take it as the absolute truth. I suspect that Michelle Bachmann watches that show and gets most of her "news" from it and other shows like it. Disturbing doesn't even begin to describe how flat out false most of the things they said were.



If you want confirmation of this, check out the comments after the blog...some of the scariest stuff I've read in a while. My 'favorite:'

'This falls right in line with Margaret Sanger's dream. The wholesale extermination of millions of unborn American citizens...The babies on the front end the seniors on the back end. Such a Utopian paradise come true. http://skipmaclure.wordpress.com/'

Just...wow.

*Mercury: I think you just solved my Christmas shopping list. Brilliant!
 
2009-10-02 12:29:35 AM  
I just noticed this doing a yahoo search for Michele Bachmann. Wow.

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The stupid it burns indeed.
 
2009-10-02 12:54:51 AM  
Can anyone think of a republican slippery slope argument that ever came to pass? Nah, I didn't think so.
 
2009-10-02 01:49:42 AM  
demotivateus.comView Full Size
 
2009-10-02 02:11:32 AM  

Bestbank Tiger: StopArrestingMe: Wow, looks like you libs have a case of Bachman derangement syndrome. Much like Palin derangement syndrome its when a lib is threatened and obsessed with a smart beautiful woman. You would rather take the word of infamous cow Hilary or that lesban Maddow. Now Ive heard complaints about Bachman like how she would stalk homos at there rallys but shes right on this. Girls today aspire to be Paris Hilton and they will all be sluts and get abortions if there is a public option, FACT. And they will do it at school because they think abortion is more fun than math and science. Then these girls, knowing there destined for hell, sink in to depression and MY tax dollars have to pay for there Zosloft? HELL no. Obama is already doubling the deficit even without healthcare but you liberl inbeciles let him pass this and we will literally be taxed to death. God Im sick of you libs. Trying to ruin America and make us be peaceful vegetarians who worship Buddha. Pester me all you want but I will NOT stop eating vienna sausage. Animals are NOT as important as people yet you care less for a fetus then a hamster. Damn libs. Obama the illegal immigrant FELON donned a mask of change and you fell for it. You used ACORN to rig an election and put that socialist in charge, but those of us who have been to war saw the true face of evil and it is socialism which leads to abortion so we will NOT surrender to Obama. I only pray God protects us from health care reform, gets mad, rids the world of all libs like in Sodom and Gomorrah and we get to live in a paradise where my daughter Sofia does NOT have to have healthcare and subsequently abortions.

Nicely played. Where you been anyway?? Haven't seen you in a while.

Oh, and was that one intentional or a coincidence? Other people figured out the rest.


Same question - Prague, or just staying consistent to the script?
 
2009-10-02 02:13:49 AM  

Bestbank Tiger: StopArrestingMe: Wow, looks like you libs have a case of Bachman derangement syndrome. Much like Palin derangement syndrome its when a lib is threatened and obsessed with a smart beautiful woman. You would rather take the word of infamous cow Hilary or that lesban Maddow. Now Ive heard complaints about Bachman like how she would stalk homos at there rallys but shes right on this. Girls today aspire to be Paris Hilton and they will all be sluts and get abortions if there is a public option, FACT. And they will do it at school because they think abortion is more fun than math and science. Then these girls, knowing there destined for hell, sink in to depression and MY tax dollars have to pay for there Zosloft? HELL no. Obama is already doubling the deficit even without healthcare but you liberl inbeciles let him pass this and we will literally be taxed to death. God Im sick of you libs. Trying to ruin America and make us be peaceful vegetarians who worship Buddha. Pester me all you want but I will NOT stop eating vienna sausage. Animals are NOT as important as people yet you care less for a fetus then a hamster. Damn libs. Obama the illegal immigrant FELON donned a mask of change and you fell for it. You used ACORN to rig an election and put that socialist in charge, but those of us who have been to war saw the true face of evil and it is socialism which leads to abortion so we will NOT surrender to Obama. I only pray God protects us from health care reform, gets mad, rids the world of all libs like in Sodom and Gomorrah and we get to live in a paradise where my daughter Sofia does NOT have to have healthcare and subsequently abortions.

Nicely played. Where you been anyway?? Haven't seen you in a while.

Oh, and was that one intentional or a coincidence? Other people figured out the rest.


Same question. Prague, or just sticking close to the script?
 
2009-10-02 02:41:48 AM  
"Does that mean that someone's 13 year-old daughter could walk into a sex clinic, have a pregnancy test done, be taken away to the local Planned Parenthood abortion clinic, have their abortion, be back and go home on the school bus that night? Mom and dad are never the wiser."

Why, sure, Michelle honey, because abortions are quick, easy, harmless procedures that take about 30 seconds to perform, have no effect on the female body you would notice, require no aftercare, and can be performed just about anywhere!

/you brainless twat.
 
2009-10-02 08:15:12 AM  

Exodus2001: jwa007: Let us assume, for a moment, the statements made by the raving nutter are correct and the health care reform bill would institute the ability for abortions to be performed at school.

WTF? Who cares? What difference does it make. This stupid biatch Bachmann opposes abortion? She is a goddam idiot. More abortions, especially amongst the lower classes, mean less mouths to feed on welfare. Hell, we should have mandatory abortions for anyone currently on welfare with more than one child. If you are on welfare that is the end of your reproducing days until you get a job and can afford more children yourself.

Oh well, too bad common sense isn't.

Sheesh!!!

See people these are your choices:

1) Democrat - choice to be for or against getting an abortion.

2) Republican - No abortions. We made this choice for you.

3) Independents - forced abortions because you are on welfare.

And you guys wonder why the democrats are kicking your asses every election.

/I bet Weaver95 agrees with the forced abortion thing.


What I do not understand is how any rational minded person could oppose forced abortions. Most of the problems we face as a country and as a race, worldwide, could be solved if we had a fraction of the current population. A good number for world population is around half a billion. We are way beyond that and I think it is time for some forced abortions and forced sterilization of folks. This is one area where I am for more government control. That one woman, the one that thinks her vagina is a clown car? She should be in prison at this moment.

Overpopulation is a major problem. A problem which the cure is considered to unpalatable for most people. So it continues. Oh well.
 
2009-10-02 09:25:48 AM  

MaxxLarge: baka-san: Conservative people are really dumb.

FTFY


She's not conservative. I am conservative. She is an asshat.

I am stunned by the amount of absurd statements spewing forth from the far right wing-nuts, including Bachman. It is very upsetting to think that they actually expect us to believe this bullshiat that they are spreading.

I am looking forward o the next election when I can ask questions about how much false information they've given us instead of real facts to use to make informed decisions.

It is one thing to have an opinion and express it. I get that. It is quite another to knowingly spread lies and wrong information to win your point.
 
2009-10-02 09:27:29 AM  

Friar Cadfael: It is very upsetting to think that they actually expect us to believe this bullshiat that they are spreading.


But you have to admit, many self-described conservatives do believe the bullshiat.
 
2009-10-02 10:03:20 AM  
You gotta love how, at the bottom of an article that shows that Bachmann is simply lying, there are comments praising the woman. The republican party has clearly gone full-retard.
 
2009-10-02 11:44:54 AM  

DarwiOdrade: Friar Cadfael: It is very upsetting to think that they actually expect us to believe this bullshiat that they are spreading.

But you have to admit, many self-described conservatives do believe the bullshiat.


On the face of it I would have to agree with you. But look, not everyone is that stupid (this may be a stretch on my part). Can't they know, in their secret hert-of-hearts, that people like Bachman are full of shiat? Honestly, I don't know any other way to to state that, other than very bluntly.
 
2009-10-02 11:57:24 AM  
I hate to admit this but she really is taking a controversial issue and maybe "stretching" the truth. That having been said, I sometimes wonder if people truly understand the over-reaching going on in the public schools these days. Public schools should not be the epicenter for child healthcare (aside from minor injuries). That is the parents responsibility. If a parent is so incapable of caring for their child, maybe social services should consider that the child belongs somewhere else. There are existing programs to fund childrens health insurance. All the parent has to do is USE IT. As for the prescribing and administering ANY medication to a minor, I think that the healthcare bill before Congress today should explicitly forbid ANY non-emergency care be provided without the consent of the parent and or parents.
 
2009-10-02 12:07:23 PM  
Can we start a petition to have Stop Arresting Me added to the NYTimes crossword????

/Props.
 
2009-10-02 12:38:25 PM  
If I was a woman, I'd get pregnant, have an abortion, then throw the dead fetus at Michelle Bachmann's farking face.
 
2009-10-02 12:55:49 PM  

gmpathfinder: Can we start a petition to have Stop Arresting Me added to the NYTimes crossword????

/Props.


I was thinking of adding him to my Fark inore list. But, that would be wrong - even he should have a voice.

Perhaps if he had less sugar in his diet...
 
2009-10-02 12:59:03 PM  

Friar Cadfael: gmpathfinder: Can we start a petition to have Stop Arresting Me added to the NYTimes crossword????

/Props.

I was thinking of adding him to my Fark inore list. But, that would be wrong - even he should have a voice.

Perhaps if he had less sugar in his diet...


That should be "ignore."

I think I need more sugar in my diet, and learn to review my typing.
 
2009-10-02 01:18:55 PM  

jwa007: What I do not understand is how any rational minded person could oppose forced abortions. Most of the problems we face as a country and as a race, worldwide, could be solved if we had a fraction of the current population. A good number for world population is around half a billion. We are way beyond that and I think it is time for some forced abortions and forced sterilization of folks. This is one area where I am for more government control. That one woman, the one that thinks her vagina is a clown car? She should be in prison at this moment.

Overpopulation is a major problem. A problem which the cure is considered to unpalatable for most people. So it continues. Oh well.


or we can wait til overpopulation becomes a real issue and disease, famine and the resultant wars thins out the population because letting nature take its course is a lot less monstrous than forcing people to abort their offspring.
 
2009-10-02 02:13:21 PM  

Friar Cadfael: Friar Cadfael: gmpathfinder: Can we start a petition to have Stop Arresting Me added to the NYTimes crossword????

/Props.

I was thinking of adding him to my Fark inore list. But, that would be wrong - even he should have a voice.

Perhaps if he had less sugar in his diet...

That should be "ignore."

I think I need more sugar in my diet, and learn to review my typing.


You know every SAM post is a word puzzle, right?
 
2009-10-02 03:01:55 PM  

skullkrusher:
or we can wait til overpopulation becomes a real issue and disease, famine and the resultant wars thins out the population because letting nature take its course is a lot less monstrous than forcing people to abort their offspring.


Why wait? Let's get proactive about this now before things get out of hand.
 
2009-10-02 04:30:20 PM  

SharkInfested: You know every SAM post is a word puzzle, right?


I was wondering about the bold/not bold formatting, but no, not until you mentioned it.

Yeah, I need more sugar in my diet. Thanks! (holding my head, feeling foolish...)
 
2009-10-02 07:34:47 PM  

Friar Cadfael: SharkInfested: You know every SAM post is a word puzzle, right?

I was wondering about the bold/not bold formatting, but no, not until you mentioned it.

Yeah, I need more sugar in my diet. Thanks! (holding my head, feeling foolish...)


Is ok, every once in a while I forget, and make some scathing reply, and then feel very stupid, especially because I do know.

His work really is genius. Even figuring out the theme is usually beyond me, let alone finding all the key words sprinkled in
 
2009-10-03 09:15:49 AM  

Friar Cadfael: Can't they know, in their secret hert-of-hearts, that people like Bachman are full of shiat?


I'm don't believe the hate-mongers who support the Bachmann-esque attacks coming from the right are on speaking terms with their "secret heart-of-hearts".
 
2009-10-03 11:39:39 AM  

jwa007: Exodus2001: jwa007: Let us assume, for a moment, the statements made by the raving nutter are correct and the health care reform bill would institute the ability for abortions to be performed at school.

WTF? Who cares? What difference does it make. This stupid biatch Bachmann opposes abortion? She is a goddam idiot. More abortions, especially amongst the lower classes, mean less mouths to feed on welfare. Hell, we should have mandatory abortions for anyone currently on welfare with more than one child. If you are on welfare that is the end of your reproducing days until you get a job and can afford more children yourself.

Oh well, too bad common sense isn't.

Sheesh!!!

See people these are your choices:

1) Democrat - choice to be for or against getting an abortion.

2) Republican - No abortions. We made this choice for you.

3) Independents - forced abortions because you are on welfare.

And you guys wonder why the democrats are kicking your asses every election.

/I bet Weaver95 agrees with the forced abortion thing.

What I do not understand is how any rational minded person could oppose forced abortions. Most of the problems we face as a country and as a race, worldwide, could be solved if we had a fraction of the current population. A good number for world population is around half a billion. We are way beyond that and I think it is time for some forced abortions and forced sterilization of folks. This is one area where I am for more government control. That one woman, the one that thinks her vagina is a clown car? She should be in prison at this moment.

Overpopulation is a major problem. A problem which the cure is considered to unpalatable for most people. So it continues. Oh well.


What I don't understand is why people who propose forced population control always want forced abortions and forced sterilization of women but never want to impose their big-government programs on men. I guess they see their manhood as too valuable while they think women have no role other than cum dumpster.
 
2009-10-03 12:42:58 PM  

Bestbank Tiger: What I don't understand is why people who propose forced population control always want forced abortions and forced sterilization of women but never want to impose their big-government programs on men. I guess they see their manhood as too valuable while they think women have no role other than cum dumpster.


I'm for the forced sterilization of men also. One child and that's it, you get snipped. And always the snipping is available for any man that wants it at any time in their life.
 
2009-10-03 10:14:54 PM  

jwa007: Bestbank Tiger: What I don't understand is why people who propose forced population control always want forced abortions and forced sterilization of women but never want to impose their big-government programs on men. I guess they see their manhood as too valuable while they think women have no role other than cum dumpster.

I'm for the forced sterilization of men also. One child and that's it, you get snipped. And always the snipping is available for any man that wants it at any time in their life.


Why do you birth control fundies never mention that up front--only after being called on your chauvinism?
 
2009-10-04 12:15:26 AM  

Bestbank Tiger: Why do you birth control fundies never mention that up front--only after being called on your chauvinism?


Yeah...but the real question is: are you coming to the Gulf Coast Fark Party in NOLA for Halloween weekend? Yes, the whole weekend. :) EIP if you want on the mailing list.
 
2009-10-04 07:15:55 AM  

Bestbank Tiger: jwa007: Bestbank Tiger: What I don't understand is why people who propose forced population control always want forced abortions and forced sterilization of women but never want to impose their big-government programs on men. I guess they see their manhood as too valuable while they think women have no role other than cum dumpster.

I'm for the forced sterilization of men also. One child and that's it, you get snipped. And always the snipping is available for any man that wants it at any time in their life.

Why do you birth control fundies never mention that up front--only after being called on your chauvinism?


I think because the debate usually starts with some whargarbl from the wing-nuts on abortion and the whole thing ends up centered around abortion and the female side of the issue. Just laziness I guess.
 
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