So this is what an entry with no comments looks like.

"He's fun," Crystal said, a touch of laughter in her voice as she talked about Robert. "His personality is wonderful. He can make me laugh when I'm not in the mood to laugh." Well don't that beat all, yuck yuck. FSM I hate Wal-Mart. Why does the financial fruit of my state have to be such a rotten apple?

dbrunker: So this is what an entry with no comments looks like.

Strange, it has even more sympathetic content than a wal-mart wedding.

FTA: "We had our first kiss at Walmart," Crystal recalled.

awwwwww

"Welcome to Wal-Mart get your shiat and get out!"

Good for them, I guess?

"We both work here, we met here, it all started here, why not?"

Just goes to show, if you control somebody's livelihood long enough, no matter how much you shiat on them, they will eventually come to love you. Stockholm Syndrome.

dbrunker: So this is what an entry with no comments looks like.

oh, I missed it. Tell me what it was like. I bet it was nice.

Well, their reasoning is sweet, if completely retarded. Then again, we're not talking about the cream of society here.

Considering that they both worked at Wal*Mart, a wedding in the garden center was probably the best they could afford short of a courthouse wedding.

Crystal. I've only know two Crystals in my life and both were white trash tweekers.

Coincidence? I think not.

Wal-Mart trifecta in play?

Something to write home about. "Yeah Mom, I got married to a senior citizen at Walmart. Me and my 4 kids can't be happier that I'll never be able to retire."

Psycoholic_Slag: Crystal. I've only know two Crystals in my life and both were white trash tweekers.

Coincidence? I think not.

That would be Known for you grammar nazis.

This site has it all and more. Oh so, so much more.

PeopleofWalmartLink (new window)

Whodat?: Good for them, I guess?

"We both work here, we met here, it all started here, why not?"

Just goes to show, if you control somebody's livelihood long enough, no matter how much you shiat on them, they will eventually come to love you. Stockholm Syndrome.

American businesses would have all gone under years ago if it wasn't for this syndrome.

I should add....

A wedding in a Wal-Mart, a marriage built to last almost as long as the Chinese-made shiat you buy there.

This is probably the most exciting thing that has happened in York in the past five years. York is not exactly a real hopping town. *grew up just down the road a bit*

Pic of the happy couple before embarking to Wal-Mart:

Nick Nostril: Whodat?: Good for them, I guess?

"We both work here, we met here, it all started here, why not?"

Just goes to show, if you control somebody's livelihood long enough, no matter how much you shiat on them, they will eventually come to love you. Stockholm Syndrome.

American businesses government would have all gone under years ago if it wasn't for this syndrome.

FTFY

stephen74: This is probably the most exciting thing that has happened in York in the past five years. York is not exactly a real hopping town. *grew up just down the road a bit*

You sound fat. and/or you are wearing sweatpants.

Well, it is convenient. They can go ahead and start their honeymoon in the drapery department.

fernanernie

Walmart picture

I was just going to that website to get that picture. You beat me to it ***shakes tiny fist in the air***

What? Was the Florida tag on vacation?

If they got married at the Dollar Palace they wouldn't had to splurge on them fancy shmancy outfits.

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/I'll be shopping at Target from now on.

dbrunker: So this is what an entry with no comments looks like.

So, is that your way of saying that which cannot be said? Huh?

penis.

"We had our first kiss at Walmart," Crystal recalled.

Robert has been with Walmart for 12 years and is the grocery department manager. With five years behind her at the company, Crystal is the deli manager.

How sweet. The odds run about 50-50 if these situations turn into a sexual harassment lawsuit or an actual "marriage".

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wow I love this site

ummmmm.........

It's not a nice day for a Walmart Wedding. Billy Idol does not approve.

When I first read the headline, I wondered: who in their right mind would marry Michael Vick!?

welcome to al*mart.

grahambhg: What? Was the Florida tag on vacation?

Okay, what part of Omaha.com did you not get?

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I live in Arkansas and there are 4 Wal-marts within a 20 mile radius. I hate shopping there, but sometimes it's fun just to go and watch thew human show.

What a punch might look like.
/hot like punch is not

Fuggin Bizzy: "...wouldn't of had to splurge..."
/FTF the Wal-mart crowd

Incorrect. Again.
"...wouldn't of have had to splurge..." is the correct usage.

So much for the sanctity of marriage.

Is this the thread where the trustifarians smugly proclaim their superiority over the rural, blue-collar, knuckle-dragging segment of our society? 'Cause I don't want to miss that.

How old is this guy? He has three grown children and four grandchildren...and she has four.

Just wondering why everyone is p*ssing all over Wal Mart. Yes, they are a big company, yes they treat employees poorly in some instances, and yes they would NOT be as big as they are if the business model didn't work so very well...

/shops at Wal-mart cause food there is cheaply priced
//and they have the same crap as all the other stores
/// always the most slashies
////always

Maid of Honor.