Jumpin' Jesus on a pogo stick. Everyone knows that the Burrow Owl lives in the ground!

It's the enemy of the Day Parrot.

Mongolian Death worm unavailable for comment.

Next week on destination truth. We still don't find anything.

Now Stuart, do you think a kid like that is going to know what the queers are doing to the soil?

You know what? I like you subby. You're not like the other people, here, in the thread.

De Moines, Iowa! Perfect example, Stuart!

/can't build on it, can't grow anything in it; government says it's due to poor farming!

is it rarer than gay martians?

/lives in Massachusetts to avoid their midwestern landing strips

We went snipe hunting as a kid. Jolly good time.

Now, STUART...

Explorer Ed Parnell from Wymondham, Norfolk, recently returned from six weeks of searching for the almost unknown species...

Now he's home sitting around watching Mork and Mindy on Channel 57

/I'm still trying to find the Pacific Northwest tree octopus. (new window)

a six week australian expedition?

he was a daredevil!

/keep your head and arms inside the mixer at all times

I think it was just a brilliant excuse to go to Australia.

// Well, I'd like to use it as an excuse some day. I'd spend a few weeks searching Sydney's beaches and clubs and parks. I'd spend at least a week or two searching around the Blue Mountains and another week looking in the Jenolan caves.

/// He went by himself? That's no fun.

Is this night parrot like a kakapo?

Since nobody else has made a "Last Chance to See" reference, I guess I'll have to do it.

Did he try using a sweet potato?

I just read that in a pamphlet from Pueblo, Colorado.

/kicking back a cool coor's 16 ouncer

But are you aware of what the queers are doing to the soil?

Maybe the Night Parrot caught a glimpse of the cold, blue steel of Little Elvis?

/Cracks open a tall, cool Coors 16-ouncer and watches a little Mork and Mindy

Damnation! So unoriginal.....

Is this the (.)(.) Dead Milkmen thread? Proud to be here!

Did anyone check over by the snow cone machine?

All that is missing is a decapitation......

/landing strips for gay martians I SWEAR TO GOD!

CouchMonkey: We went snipe hunting as a kid. Jolly good time.

My sister's boyfriend took her snipe hunting, but I clued her in on what it was (for some reason she didn't watch Micky Mouse Club and Moochy). So, she puts a stuff animal in her pillow case, and then in the middle of the hunt announces she caught one. She made her boyfriend, and all his buddies stick there hands in the pillow case and they all freaked out. Bunch of whimps. I don't think boyfriend ever got to fark sis.

repost?

I swear i first became aware of this, about ten years ago.
The summer my oldest boy, Bill jr. died.

Perhaps they will end up finding the Big Lizard in My Backyard instead.

a six week australian expedition?

he was a daredevil!

Just like his old man.

/off to take the retards to the zoo.

Well shiat, it's pretty much all done. Ummm... at least I give a shiat, about the stuff I eat, yeah I care about Nutrition?

/Excellent headline subby

Night Parrot? He's a fine Bird. Some of the other birds say he smokes crack, but I don't believe it.

I'm sure the parrot was just resting... or maybe pining for the fjords...?

//A few million volts oughta fix that problem.

I fear this thread has a big underground homosexual population.

Remarkable bird. Got beautiful plumage, innit?

The guy who ends up finding the Night Parrot is going to have to be some sort of DARE DEVIL!

/Love the song
//It is the ring on my phone.

I was hoping for some badass all-black parrot with glowing night-vision eyes, big fangs, and a leather trench coat.

But it looks like a $10 petshop parakeet. I'd just buy one and tell everyone I found a specimen.

They're probably building landing strips for gay penquins.

You know what else pisses me off? What really gets me mad in this life? THE GODDAMN PERIODIC TABLE OF THE ELEMENTS!

maybe later they can go the the philly pizza company and ask for some hot tea in a nitro burning funny car or pick up tony orlando and dawn in their biatchin camaro before they let jesus out of the bottle on top of the tv at the vfw with gorilla girl at the laundromat
tugena
congrats subby on best fark headline i've evar seen sniff, sniff - wiping tear from eye

After reading that entire article, I have only one question... Didja ever go to eat a pork sausage and find it's got hairs growin' all over it?

I think that I speak for everyone here.

I just got my mail, and there was this pamphlet in there, from Pueblo, Colorado...

I occationally get drunk AND sing/spew this song at parties. I had no clue anyone else knew it. I feel like I had the dream about the pearl and you all did too.

/obscure?
//this is Fark, probably not.

We asked for Mojo Nixon....

Mongo8269: We asked for Mojo Nixon....

He don't work here.

Explorer Ed Parnell from Wymondham, Norfolk, recently returned ...

some of the neighbours say he smokes crack, but I don't believe it.

Pining for the fjords.

Hack of all trades: I fear this thread has a big underground homosexual population.

Like Des Moines, Iowa for example

Australia? Night Parrot?

"See you on the perch, scag!"

If you love your parrot why not set them on fire!

No one really gives a damn about night-ro burning funny parrots.