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(NCBuy)   Jackyl to debut first guitar/chainsaw this weekend   (ncbuy.com) divider line 89
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2003-03-13 02:59:31 AM  
Cutting edge.
 
2003-03-13 03:01:16 AM  
Too bad he wasted all of his time coming up with that monstrosity. He could have spent his time trying to pick up some musical talent.
 
2003-03-13 03:01:22 AM  
Keep Steve Vai away from that thing!
 
2003-03-13 03:02:39 AM  
Jackyl:saw-tars::Great White:pyrotechnics
 
2003-03-13 03:03:53 AM  
wow... I can't wait to see Jackyl in concert now! Because, you know, having a chainsaw makes their music suck less somehow.
 
2003-03-13 03:04:03 AM  
I heard his next tour is going to be through the boreal coniferous forests - rock and roll and fight the pollution!
 
2003-03-13 03:04:37 AM  
dammit!!!
that was MY idea!

/files lawsuit
 
CB
2003-03-13 03:04:40 AM  
You've GOT to be kidding!
 
2003-03-13 03:04:50 AM  
And in future news:

"Families of those injured in last night's concert disaster are suing the makers of the world's first Chainsaw / Guitar. This tragedy, wherein hundreds of concertgoers were hurt and dozens killed, was doubly painful being the return show for the rock band Great White."
 
2003-03-13 03:05:28 AM  
no cure for cancer?
 
2003-03-13 03:06:06 AM  
w00t!!!

Ok. I'll be honest, this means nothing to me.
 
2003-03-13 03:07:41 AM  
all your guitar / chainsaw are belong to JackHole.

*i got nothin'*
 
2003-03-13 03:08:15 AM  
I-Mockery has the saw-tar featured in a Metal-Mockery article
 
2003-03-13 03:09:05 AM  
is it possible that jackyl sucks less now than they did ten years ago?
 
2003-03-13 03:09:16 AM  
This is Quak-tastic!


I got nothing...
 
2003-03-13 03:09:18 AM  
All Paul Bunyan style.

"She Loves My Ox!"
 
2003-03-13 03:11:22 AM  
Let me try that again.
The Metal Mockery article
 
2003-03-13 03:12:20 AM  
how about "re-tard"
 
2003-03-13 03:13:38 AM  
and this further goes to further my theory....germans love david hasselhoff...

..got nothing...its either this or a pic of admiral ackbar...
 
2003-03-13 03:13:46 AM  
Next instrument invention? The SyntheSlicer™:
 
2003-03-13 03:14:24 AM  
Redneck, the other other white meat.
 
2003-03-13 03:14:24 AM  
Trez:


that's like axe-ing if zero is has less value than it did 10 minutes ago.
 
2003-03-13 03:15:17 AM  
or "saw-tard"?
 
2003-03-13 03:17:19 AM  
I came, I saw, I left.
 
2003-03-13 03:18:11 AM  
i have this great idea for a combination handyman tool/musical instrument. i was thinking of taking one of those musical saws, and using it to cut wood.

/ob(li)vious
 
2003-03-13 03:20:21 AM  
By golly I learn something new everyday.
 
2003-03-13 03:20:28 AM  
post pics plz
 
2003-03-13 03:24:27 AM  
Yes, if ever we need pics this is it!!
 
CB
2003-03-13 03:25:32 AM  
 
2003-03-13 03:29:34 AM  
Gee after seeing that picture I'm thinking I should start a pool on how many shows he can do without sawing off an arm or a leg.
 
2003-03-13 03:29:36 AM  
Why does MANOWAR come to mind when I think of this contraption...I like MANOWAR...shut up fags..
 
2003-03-13 03:38:44 AM  
 
2003-03-13 03:41:33 AM  
pls delete above mods...

 
2003-03-13 03:45:30 AM  
Next stop: Tour with GWAR
 
2003-03-13 03:49:00 AM  
Does this mean there are going to be even MORE members of hair bands with only one arm???
 
2003-03-13 03:52:56 AM  
Ok, i have that exact saw in the above pic. I use it to cut down trees, not stools... Is it that impressive to see a chain saw in action, that you have to cut apart a stool onstage? Now thats METAL baby..

And anyone who still names their kids Jesse James should be drawn and quartered, or at least sawed in half.
 
2003-03-13 04:02:42 AM  
This revolution in home improvement brought to you by the Nine Digit Corporation, leader in power tool safety for generations.

/Bob and Tom
 
2003-03-13 04:03:21 AM  
I had an idea for a chain guitar too. Basically you rev it, and its its own amp. Maybe have it act like whammy, and engine distortion at the same time.

Also had an idea for a drummer who uses small arms fire along with an Ak47 both on burst. Perfect timing for death metal.
 
2003-03-13 04:08:15 AM  
uhm... this is like.. so 80's.... and plus it's gayer than Culture Club...
 
2003-03-13 04:09:01 AM  
I'm a lumberjack baby
But I ain't jacked my lumber baby
Since my chain saw you

Ahhhhh ya gotta love the classic love songs of the 90's.
 
2003-03-13 04:10:34 AM  
Looks to me like a rip-off of...

 
2003-03-13 04:18:28 AM  
Crazyjim - "Also had an idea for a drummer who uses small arms fire along with an Ak47 both on burst. Perfect timing for death metal."

Sweet. Tchaikovsky would be proud.
 
2003-03-13 04:50:14 AM  
Jackyl. Now there's a name I hoped I'd never have to hear again. Hope he cuts his nads off with that stupid contraption.
 
2003-03-13 07:01:33 AM  
What a great gimmick!

I know I'm ready to fork over 20 bucks to hear their 1 hit song and see the amazin chainsaw guitar!
 
2003-03-13 07:26:45 AM  
I engineered an album about 10 years ago in London with a Mexican band called La Lupita (yes, Mexicans in London). We used a full throttled chain saw in one song.

In short? Nothing new here.
 
2003-03-13 07:30:41 AM  


Creative music on chainsaws and circular grinders rules!
 
2003-03-13 07:46:20 AM  
Isnt this just about 10 years too late? Never was a great band but thay had a big redneck following about 1992...what a bunch of looooossseeerrrrssss
 
2003-03-13 07:53:18 AM  
Guitar + Chainsaw + fingers = stupid, stupid idea.

Lets see him play it with is teeth or behind his head. Now that would be impressive. Or fatal.
 
2003-03-13 08:06:13 AM  
23 Killed, 64 Injured In Collapsing Club Calamity

"Don't saw through that one Jesse James, it's a load bearer!"
 
2003-03-13 08:29:20 AM  
I can't wait 'til Jackal plays at the state fair this year! This'll be the best show ever!
 
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